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Is their anyway to get back at my lil 7 year old bro? If you even sneeze at him he snitches on your ass. He is practically untouchable. Anyway to get back at the lil brat?
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Is their anyway to get back at my lil 7 year old bro? If you even sneeze at him he snitches on your ass. He is practically untouchable. Anyway to get back at the lil brat?
Slit his throat while he sleeps.
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Slit his throat while he sleeps.
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This still seems to have the highest rate of success so far.
but how do you hide the evidence?
Slit his throat while he sleeps.
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punch him right in the baby maker =D
Punch him and tell him he tell you'll hit him again. Show him that you're the dominant brother. Make him work for you play playing mind games on him.
It all starts with "I'm telling on you."
^_^
Well, I have two little brothers of 8 and 7 so I have experience.
1. Give him the silent treatment. No matter what, pretend he doesn't exist.
2. Bribery (not recommended though)
3. Blackmail (very recommended) I know he'll just tell on you if you do this, so try and do it at a time when your parents are out or something.
4. Tell on him back. (For me, this'd be a last resort.
5. Act nice. I know, you must be thinking I'm crazy. But maybe if you act nice, he'll feel some kind of remorse and soften up a bit. Of course, this isn't recommended. Kids these days aren't so easily moved.
Dispose of the body in the furnace. If it doesn't fit, just get a plunger and cramp him down. Don't worry if bone breaks, it'll all be gone eventually.
Then, turn up the heat to as high as possible. In about three hours, any hard evidence will be disintegrated.
What's my alibi?