KH chaos with AI-generated paragraphs

[FudgemintGuardian]

Was going to post this on Forum Insanity, but that section is pretty much dead y'all.

Just learned over on Twitter about this site called Talk to Transformer, where you type a sentence and, well

I'm going insane over this and makin' a bunch. XD Figured others would like to try it out themselves. We could always use some laughs.

 

[Miasthma]

Oh my god this site is great. Help I'm laughing too hard 😂

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Oh my god this site is great. Help I'm laughing too hard 😂

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*pfft!* What makes it even funnier is how it starts off fairly okay.

 

[Amadeus]

Something about the last sentence being cut off really sells it.

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Also:

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I guess Star Wars is gonna be in the next KH game! There's even a source cited and everything!

Admittedly, these aren't the most inspired prompts, but I still got a laugh

 

[mouflon]

I did way more of these than any rational, reasonable person with even semi-important things to do should. But here’s some of the best I got:

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Xehanort and Eraqus went to Disney World, Florida. When they were there, they met up with Mickey Mouse and went to a show at Epcot. On the ride, they found an old photo of Riku. When Riku is in the photo, he is holding his Keyblade. After hearing about Riku, Eraqus told Sora that he will help Riku to reach his dream. In Kingdom Hearts II, Riku and Sora were in Traverse Town looking for a Keyblade Master that the Organization wanted. When Riku finds Master Xehanort he tells him that he is the Keyblade Master he seeks but Master Xehanort does not believe him. They are stopped by Xehanort and Aqua but Riku, while battling the Heartless, finds Master Xehanort's journal and is reminded of when he met Sora and the two become friends. Xehanort tells him that he is the Keyblade Master they want and tells Riku that his heart will not

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Xemnas and Ansem Seeker of Darkness went to Tokyo Disney Resort. The two would become good friends.

Kingdom Hearts Re:coded

Sora was a participant of the World's Fair in Paris, attending alongside his friends Donald and Goofy. He and Donald also met a little girl named Riku who had been living in her house with Mickey Mouse. Donald and Goofy were later invited to a party at a hotel where Mickey Mouse was being featured as a guest of honor. Sora and Riku were given an invitation, but Riku declined. Later, he and the others found that Mickey had gone missing from his hotel room and they followed the rumor of him being in a car crash.

Riku's first appearance was in the final level of the game in which he and Riku had to stop Hades, Donald and Goofy from rescuing Mickey. He and Donald found Mickey at the crash site, and they found Hades' car and used it to try to get him and the other

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Organization XIII was actually originally founded by Xemnas and Ansem. They took control of Organization XIII, which was then called Organization XIII, to use it to control the Triforce. It is later revealed that the Organization is actually made up of many different organizations, but the Triforce had to be obtained first. A person named Xigbar, the third member, became the leader of the Xion Organization, which took its name after a mythical creature that could be seen around the world. Xigbar would later be the only member of Organization XIII to fall and die in the end of the game.

In the official manga, Xigbar is shown as an elderly man.

Personality

The Xemnas that appeared in Twilight Princess is based on the elder Xemnas of the original game. He shows a kind, warm personality, and even though he may have been manipulative and cruel to the other Xemnas, he has a good heart.

As revealed

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The real reason why Luxord gave Sora the Wild Card is because Sora is the only one who can be of use to him. However, this doesn't really work out in the end, because it's already the end of the game, where all of Sora's friends have all become important to him, and his own strength is not needed at that point.

The reason why Sora is called a "kid" in Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded is because, when he was a kid, he went to the World That Never Was, and his friends went to other worlds. Sora then becomes a "kid" because he wants to save his friends, who he calls his friends, and this is his goal. This is a parallel to when he was called a "kid" when he went to the World That Never Was in the first Kingdom Hearts.

The reason why Sora gets into the "real world" is that he had to do so in order to save the world. In other words, Kingdom Hearts

The last line of 4 is what got to me.

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In Kingdom Hearts, Chip and Dale were first introduced as the only friends Sora had, while Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto are the only others who have been seen with Sora.

Chip and Dale first appear in Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, where Mickey has the option to recruit them for the Heartless. Chip and Dale then appear in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, where they are among the people Mickey's friends can ask to join him on his journey to defeat Xemnas in Kingdom Hearts.

Chip and Dale are featured in Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix as the only playable characters who can be recruited in the game. Chip and Dale are the only ones Sora has to recruit during the game.

Chip and Dale make a brief appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance, where Donald and Goofy show up at Mickey's Castle to tell him of Chip's disappearance. It is unknown whether Chip is currently working with Mickey or if he was kidnapped

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During Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, Ansem, King of Darkness, planned to use the Keyblade to steal the entire universe and replace it with a darkness-tainted paradise. The only way to stop him was for Sora to use the Keyblade and stop him. However, he was able to escape. In Birth By Sleep Final Mix, the Organization XIII were created. The Keyblade wielders were Ansem, Xehanort, Xigbar, Vanitas, Master Xehanort, Ansem the Wise, and Riku.

"There is an emptiness in my heart, the darkness within me that was sealed away. The darkness that has not been unleashed, and the darkness that will come to be unleashed. When the world shall fall into darkness, then my heart will be filled." —Kairi, Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Final Mix

In Kingdom Hearts II, Xehanort has a new plan to take control of the universe. Using the seven Dark

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In Kingdom Hearts Union Cross, the identity of Darkness is in fact the Keyblade Master of Terra.

It should also be noted that in the novelization, Roxas is known as "Darkness" in the original script, not as "Kingdom Hearts", and the Heartless that appeared were referred to as "Roxas's Heartless".

In the novelization, Roxas and Terra share a unique appearance due to the circumstances surrounding their births, which include both of their hearts being stolen, and then having their hearts stolen again.

When Roxas is brought to Ventus, the two are joined by Xion, who tells Sora and the others that Roxas's father was the person who brought the world to a halt by removing their hearts.

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In Kingdom Hearts 3, Vexen is searching for Terra and is searching for her Keyblade. The goal of the Vexen is to take Terra's Keyblade and use it to destroy worlds and gain Kingdom Hearts.

The Kingdom Hearts series has had four Keyblades in the franchise: Terra, Ventus, Aqua, and Ventus. The Keyblade of Vexen is called the Ventus Keyblade, a combination of Ventus and Terra. It was created by Ventus in the Kingdom Hearts series, as a backup for Ventus' Master, Aqua. Unlike Terra's Keyblade, the Ventus Keyblade cannot be used by Ventus.

The Ventus Keyblade appears again, this time in the form of the Ultima. It is used by Terra in the World That Never Was to defeat Xigbar's Heartless, a

And these final two just because the juxtaposition of them is so bonkers.

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In Kingdom Hearts 3, Aeleus does not speak because his mind is occupied with searching for the Keyblade. Sora and Riku are able to communicate with him through his Keyblade, in order to help him complete his mission. Aeleus is able to use some of the powers of the Keyblade, such as summoning a Keyblade Master to battle. However, his mind is not fully operational, and he is easily overcome by the two. Sora then learns that Aeleus is a Keyblade Master, and has a very powerful one at that. In addition, the three of them work together in order to defeat the Heartless, and are able to find the Lost Realm and the Keyhole to enter it, saving Sora.

Aeleus appears as a playable character in Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance. He wears the same outfit and Keyblade as in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, and is voiced by David Collings. He shares his basic attack pattern with Donald, Goof

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In Kingdom Hearts 3, Dilan does not speak because she is too frightened to speak.

Dilan is the youngest of Sora's friends who are also in the Organization. The only other children who are as young as Sora are Donald and Goofy.

As a young girl, she was seen with Donald, Goofy, and Kairi.

Possible lines

"Hiya, Sora! Hiya, Sora! Welcome to the party!"

"You're not so bad yourself, Sora!"

"It's time for us to get together, Sora."

"Hey, Sora! I think we're the same age. So why not go on a date?"

"Hiya, Sora! Hey, Sora!"

"Hiya, Sora! It's time for us to go get our hair done, Sora!"

"Hey Sora! It's your birthday! How about going to the beach with me?"

 

[Soldier]

This site has finally provided us with the answers we need to all the unexplained plotholes in Kingdom hearts! Don't believe me, read it and weep boys and girls!

What lies behind the palace doors in Agrabah in Kingdom Hearts is the true identity of Sora and the others' keyblade wielder. There are some details you won't find in the game's plot summary. In fact, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days also features details from the game's story and is set between its two parts.

Agrabah is a kingdom that has long since been consumed by darkness. The King of Agrabah, King Mickey, has recently been overthrown. His younger brother Riku, who shares the same name, has been kidnapped. Sora must rescue his brother and defeat his own dark side to reclaim the Kingdom.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days takes place during the "Trial by Fire" chapter in the game. Agrabah is in ruins, and Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and the others must stop Sora from finding Riku. They must find the Keyblade that was taken from Mickey, along with the missing heart, the one that was held

 

[legacier]

I swear some of these are more coherent than the actual plot.

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The latest Kingdom Hearts III Re:Mind trailer shows some similarities to the episodes from the previous games, including darkness and cliffhangers.

Following the reveal of the existence of Keyblade Masters, the trailer reveals that the Ultimate weapons can use a tool similar to the Summoning Key in their gameplay.

The title for Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance looks to be "Story of Darkness," but details remain vague. The gameplay footage shown with the trailer is likely to be an early build of the game and is not the final game.

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In Kingdom Hearts IV, Sora uses the power of waking to bring down the darkness once and for all. This powers himself with his "divine spark" as he shows off his abilities to an incredibly hungry Riku for the power of their first kiss.

Sora woke up in front of the bed of darkness. He recognized the memory of his first kiss and used this memory to pierce the darkness and seal it away, creating a gateway to the Kingdom Hearts universe from within his "world". From the world, he became the humble and soothed Sora.

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In a recent interview, Tetsuya Nomura revealed that Sora and Riku didn't have any conflicts after Kingdom Hearts II: Return of the King. Naminé was initially set to be Sora's lover during the scenes, but during the sequel's development, the two fought against each other and her father and gave up on the project, possibly for good.

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In a recent interview, Tetsuya Nomura revealed that Xehanort's final battle is in Final Fantasy XV.

The Final Fantasy XV: Episode Gladiolus gameplay trailer previously aired during the Final Fantasy XV Celebration earlier this year, and has now been released. The next available DLC will also be Xehanort's final battle against Cloud Strife.

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Kingdom Hearts III Re:Mind will feature the original cast of The Organization, which includes new characters such as the Vision Eater and Hector, the winner of the opening in the first Kingdom Hearts game.

This all comes after initial remarks from Tetsuya Nomura that there is a time jump of approximately one hundred years in Kingdom Hearts III.

Nomura also described Kingdom Hearts III as a dark world, where darkness is a constant presence and everyone is tainted by the fear of darkness.

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Kingdom Hearts III Re:Mind will feature an anime ending, his very first. Featuring Ansem the Wise, Sora and Donald are surrounded by Huey, Dewey, and Louie as they leave through the Gate to the Underworld in order to finally save Alice and her friends. Shortly after, a colossal sludge is seen being pulled from the skies by an angry red Terra.

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Kingdom Hearts IV is about summoning darkness at all costs.

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In Kingdom Hearts IV, The Master of Masters is a mentor for Sora and Riku. With the evil control over the Worlds finally defeated, it's back to the normal world. Or not. Riku can try to set up the ultimate confrontation with the Master of Masters and win.

It's a hard battle, but one that seems inevitable. Even so, Sora's got one more trick up his sleeve. He'll have to help Riku defeat the Master of Masters and protect the world.

 

[TruestSyn]

Kingdom Hearts 4 is the newest game in the series.

Story

Spoiler warning : Plot and/or ending details follow.

In the beginning of the story, Sora comes across Riku and Yuffie battling for the Keystone Key. Yuffie has a weakness to darkness, and the two friends beat Riku and beat up the guards that were protecting the Keyblade. Sora and Riku travel to another world to summon the Keyblade, where they enter an ancient kingdom of Keyblade wielders, Keyblades born from darkness.


This one ended up much better:

Sora, Donald, and Goofy are back in Kingdom Hearts 4! The once and future king of the World-His Majesty, Riku, has perished while defending the Kingdom of Heart from a mysterious new threat. Sora, Donald, and Goofy set out on a search for the next king of the world. The sequel to the classic Kingdom Hearts will return to the world of 358/2 Days in Kingdom Hearts Re:coded. This time, however, Sora is called back into the fray as a member of the Royal Guard and he is joined by Donald and Goofy. After many more delightful events (and a dastardly Picnic feast in the Final Form), all the residents of the Land of Departure are reunited and the battle for Gimmick Tower begins.

Theme song

"Umi☆Ike" by Imai[3] is used during the island theme song.

Manga Adaptation

One Piece ONA: Tengen Toppa Gurren

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I want this plot.

While at Twilight Town, Scrooge McDuck shows off a new flavor of ice cream to Sora, Donald, and Goofy. Ice Cream Buddy is a candy bar-shaped Munchkin product that transforms into a small ice cream cone when Squall's soul enters it. The Candy People (an enemy group composed of wizards) try to steal Ice Cream Buddy from him, only for Donald to throw a party as a distraction to get Ice Cream Buddy back. However, they lose the fight when the sphere crushes Squall's Crystal Ball.

 

[legacier]

I want this plot.

While at Twilight Town, Scrooge McDuck shows off a new flavor of ice cream to Sora, Donald, and Goofy. Ice Cream Buddy is a candy bar-shaped Munchkin product that transforms into a small ice cream cone when Squall's soul enters it. The Candy People (an enemy group composed of wizards) try to steal Ice Cream Buddy from him, only for Donald to throw a party as a distraction to get Ice Cream Buddy back. However, they lose the fight when the sphere crushes Squall's Crystal Ball.

KH1 - heartless
KH2 - nobodies
KH3D - nightmares
KH4 - CANDY PEOPLE

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

KH1 - heartless
KH2 - nobodies
KH3D - nightmares
KH4 - CANDY PEOPLE

 

[TruestSyn]

Charlie the Unicorn world, Candy Mountain is a thing. It takes place in a Candy Land mixed world accessable from a glitch in the Sugar Rush world.