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Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut



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Zatch Bell

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This is my own fan fiction of Kingdom Hearts. In order to have full enjoyment of this you would have to have seen the South Park movie and played kindom hearts. Dont worry, I will censor out and/or change the "curse" words so no offense will be taken. (Unless I can get a forum Administrator to tell me its okay to use them). Right now I only have a cast of characters and I will post the first chapter in this thread by tuesday. So here are the characters,

Sora: Stan
Wakka: Kyle
Riku: Cartman (Theres a reason hes not kyle)
Tidus: Kenny
Kairi: Wendy
Leon: Chef
Axel: Mr. Garrison
Aerith: Kyles Mom
Donald: Terrnace
Goofy: Phillip
Vexen: Big Gay Al
Ansem: Satan
Marluxia: Sadam
Roxas: Gregory
Namine: Mr. Mackey (Couldnt think of any one else)
Cloud: "The Mole"

Ill post chapter one here soon
 

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Okay im writing chapter one today. (Even though its a day late). Oh yeah, ignore the character list up there. I decided to mix it up a little bit.
WARNING: THERE ARE A FEW STUPID SONGS IN THIS CHAPTER. CURSE (CUSS,BAD) WORDS HAVE BEEN CENSORED WITH SPOILER BOXES. IF CURSE WORDS OFFEND YOU, DO NOT HIGHLIGHT THE SPOILER BOX!
SONGS: Songs are in ittalics (sp?)

SORA: *Walking through Destiny Island, which now has a town on it*
Theres a bunch of birds in the sky,
and some fish just went swimming by,
the sands pure and smooth on the
earth rich and brown, its another
Sunday morning in my quiet little town.

The sun is shining and the sea is green,
over the miles of seaweed I mean,
its the kind of day where its hard to
wear a frown, oh the happy people
stop to say hello.
SELPHIE: Get out of my way
SORA: Except for Selphie, shes a
Spoiler Spoiler Show

Its a quiet sunday morning in my little town!
*Walks into a place where his mom works*
Mom, can I have some money to see a movie?
SORAS MOM: A movie?
SORA: Yeah its going to be the best movie ever!
SORAS MOM: Well alright, here you go. *Gives Sora some money*
SORA: Alright! Thanks mom! *Runs out the door*
SORAS MOM: *Goes to the door to watch him continue through town*
Oh what a picture perfect child,
just like Jesus he's tender and mild
he wore a smile while he wore a thorny crown.
With a heart so sweet and sure,
a mind so open and pure.
Thank God we live in a quiet little town!
SORA: *Knocking on Tidus' door* Tidus come on open the door!
TIDUS: Coming *Opens front door*
SORA: Tidus, the new Donald and Goofy movie is out? Wanna go see it?
TIDUS: Yeah!
TIDUS' MOM: Where do you think you're going?
TIDUS: Im going to see a movie with Sora.
TIDUS' MOM: You cant, you have to go to church.
TIDUS: But mom....
TIDUS' MOM: Fine, you go head and miss church. But when you loose your heart to darkness you can answer to Ansem!
TIDUS: *Thinks a minute* Okay! *Leaves with Sora*
SORA: You can smell salt water in the air,
you see homless people but you just dont care,
its a sea of smiles in which youd be glad to drown!
TIDUS: And this movies gonna make our lives complete,
cause Donald and Goofy are Sweet!
SORA: Thats right! Its another Sunday morning
in our quiet little town!
*Walking up to Wakka*
SORA: Me and Tidus are gonna go see the new Donald and Goofy movie. Are you coming?
WAKKA: Sweet dude! Heck yeah I will come!
WAKKAS MOM: Wakka, where are you going?
WAKKA: Uh... were going swimming....
WAKKAS MOM: Well take Chapu with you.
WAKKA: But mom, hes not even my real brother. He's adopted.
WAKKAS MOM: DO AS I SAY WAKKA!
WAKKA: Okay okay sorry.... *Leaves with Sora, Tidus, and Chapu*
WAKKAS MOM: Look at those frail and fragile boys,
it really gets me down,
the worlds such a rotten place,
and city lifes a complete disgrace,
thats why I moved to this quiet little tooooooown!
RIKU: *Watching the News*
NEWS REPORTER: Its been about a year since Marluxia has died,
and the worlds still glad to be rid of a pathetic excuse
for a video game boss.
RIKU: *Hears knocking at door and answers it*
SORA: *Shows Riku Donald and Goofy Advertisement from news paper*
RIKU: Sweet dude! YES! YES!
SORA, TIDUS, WAKKA, RIKU: Off to the movies we shall go,
where we learn everything that we know.
Cause movies teach us what our
parents dont have time to say!
and this movies gonna make our lives complete.
Cause Donald and Goofy are sweet. Thank God
We live in a quiet little tooooooooown!
SORA: Five tickets to the Donald and Goofy movie please!
TICKET GUY: No.
WAKKA: What do you mean no?
TICKET GUY: Donald and Goofy:
Spoiler Spoiler Show
has been rated R by the motion picture society. You need an adult to get in.
SORA: *Thinks a moment* Okay Ill be right back. *comes back five minutes later with a homless guy*
HOMLESS GUY: Six tickets please.
TICKET GUY: Sir are you aware this movie is rated R?
HOMLESS GUY: *To Sora* Hes said you shouldnt see this movie.
SORA: Look Mr. Homless Guy, if you dont want to make 5 bucks and buy your self a bottle of Vodka, be my guest!
HOMLESS GUY: Six tickets.......
SORA, TIDUS, WAKKA, RIKU, CHAPU: *In movie theater*
TIDUS: Riku, let me have some candy.
RIKU: *Has bucket full of candy* Get your own!
TIDUS: Yeah, like you need all that candy....
SORA: Sh... its starting!

To be continued.....

Okay so thats part one. I promise chapter two will be a little less hippyish. Also it will be where the cussing picks up so remember, DONT HIGHLIGHT THE SPOILER BOXES IF CUSSING OFFENDS YOU!
So I should have chapter two up tomarrow.
 

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so is this just gonna be south park bigger longer uncut replaced with the KH Cast??? or are you gonna have your own little story kick in
 

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Im gonna have my own things here and there. Theres gonna be a lot of extra stuff that wasnt in the south park movie. Ex. There will be 20 chapters, ten from south park, and ten of stuff I make up. Theres not necessarly only going to be 20 chapters but you know what I mean. Im not done with chapter 2 yet so please be patient
 
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