Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts:What really happened

[TheLastKnight]

Kingdom Hearts
“What really happened”
Chapter 1
Kairi: Sora….wake up!

Sora: what?

Kairi: dude…we need mac and cheese, Moz cheese, and some cubed cheese!

Sora: ok!

Riku: what are you doing, slacking off?

Sora: STFU

Riku: Sorry, geez!

*later, sora got the supplies*

*that night you heard a noise coming from sora’s room….kairi’s in there too (If ya know what I mean!)*
*sora hears a loud noise, and goes outside*

Sora: wait here!

Kairi: Ok!

*Sora first sees a fat chick committing suicide*

Fat girl: I’M FAT!

Sora: my god……wait, is that Riku!?

Riku:….Put a shirt on sora…..

Sora: no

Riku: bye!……I’m fading into darkness!

Sora: cya!…whoa! is this a whole that leads to a town?

Riku:! Duh……….you’re suppose to go in it….YOU RETARD!
Sora jumps in,”Don’t ask how he gets to the new town…..I have no clue”*

Sora: how’d I get here?

*Pluto comes and starts licking him in places you don’t wanna know!

Sora: STOP!

*Pluto stops

Sora: I should by some condums I should go to the acc. Shop!

*Sora goes

Cid: WTF do you want?

Sora: Got any condums?

Cid: Yeah! But who would want a guy like you to do them!?

*Sora kills Cid and walks outside…and he sees heartless take a man’s heart

Sora: oh well…Glad I could steal some Condums!

*Sora goes back to get more….then walks out

Leon: Why did the Key blade choose you?

Sora: I was wondering what this thing was….I’m not sure

Leon: The Key blade is the only thing that can kill the darkness

Sora: coooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll!

Leon: You should go visit other worlds…., unlock the darkness…let in the light

*Sora hears Donald and Goofy

Goofy: Look it’s the Key blade master…What did our king tell us?

Donald: to stay with him duh!

Goofy: come on sora, Let’s take our gum drop ship!

Sora: ok

Leon: Get a few girl’s phone numbers too, and give to me!

Sora: Why? Can’t get none yourself? Lol.

*Leon kills Sora, but Donald uses revive

Sora: let’s go!






I want some advice on how to make the next chap funnier, but some positive things never hurt too.

 

[Q]

...phail.

I'm thinking about PMing this to Zetsumi so he can tear it up.
DEFILEMENT. D:< *accusing finger-pointing*

 

[TheLastKnight]

what are you talking about? chap two will be even funnier! ya mean it was that bad?I atleast thought it was worth a few laughs...

 

[Deleted member 36435]

...phail.

I'm thinking about PMing this to Zetsumi so he can tear it up.
DEFILEMENT. D:< *accusing finger-pointing*

Agreed. You should PM a mod... this isn't appropiate for this site.

 

[Shadowysights]

This could not be worse, if you want good repiles: Make a actual, descriptive story, and add the jokes in as you go along.

 

[bond of flames]

put this in forum nonsense and no one will care.
i think its kinda funny.i guess

but yet again, im really bored

 

[TheLastKnight]

what are you talking about....?Cid will do something in chap two and I will bring in Yuffie aerith and the other...and I will also explain how Donald and Goofy arrived too,Just hold on until I get chap 2 written...and what do ya mean it's not appropriate for this site?You should see the others!

 

[Deeman]

No thanks, I've read enough. I agree with Mr. Redux and Keyblade2222, this isn't appropriate. It was a phailed attempt at trying to be funny.

 

[TheLastKnight]

hmmm...I read the whole thing to my friends,they all laughed,I'll try something again for a different thing though!And if that's not funny...I'll just stop?But I have to ask,what made it horrible?

 

[Endgame]

...No need, Redux. I already found this abominition on my own.

Wow. Ya'know...I'm trying really, really hard to be a nice guy now, eh? Helpin' people out instead of flaming them and all. But there's one thing I can't stand. Do you know what that is?

I'll tell you. It's a script-style, poor attempt at satire made through applying adult themes at random intervals to KH, using OOC character personalities that fail even to play of the original character's own personality flaws.

Do you know why all your friends find this funny? Why you do? It's the same reason my younger brother replies to any question with the word 'Poop' and bursts out laughing. Kiddies just don't have the emotional maturity to realize that adult references unto themselves do not make comedy.

Oh look. Sora said 'Condoms'. Hardy har har. My sides...they have split. Oh dear.

Please, spare us all the pain of sitting through a second chapter simply so that we can tear even more chunks out of your sad attempt at humour. Nobody is interested in, nor wants, a second chapter. The most that could do is provide you with more females with which to manifest your own inability to attain any fornication by having them screw anything that moves.

If you want to write a decent fanfiction...Innuendo works far better then simply starting something, in my opinion. Show some restraint, maybe. And, the cardinal rule. Do not apply alcohol, drugs, smoking, sex, or anything of the like to KH. Just don't do it. Don't. Stop thinking about doing it. Just don't.

 

[Q]

...death.

Zetsumi is my own personal god.

 

[TheLastKnight]

all right..but I must ask, others had sex, drugs, etc and they didn't call it inapprpriate,why is that?oh yeah and we are not little kid's,we're high schoolers...how old is that kid who said poop?he either is very young or have an adhd prob

 

[Endgame]

I never said it was innapropriate...Just that it wasn't funny.

You're obviously of the LOWER level of high school inclination. Grade Eight or Nine, I'd assume. You're still little kids to me.

 

[kairigirl]

Closed. :/ PM me if you want a definition of appropriate, as this is inappropriate.