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hmm.......I still feel bad for Sora. Ok no I really don't, it's funny.
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Poor Sora..... But you beet Godzilla! YAH!
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wow, i now wonder what sora's mom looks like...
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I was thinkin the same thing. I mean she must be hot if Riku...........Never mind I don't want Sora to faint again.
Riku: The wish wore off! My hair is white!!
*chicks crawl back out of their holes*
Sora: And I'm as dumb as a sack of rocks!!! Again!
Asacoff Rocks: That's not very nice*runs off crying*
Kairi: Who was that?
Every Heart: *flipping through channels on tv* He was a new intern here at Squaresoft.
TV: And now, back to Behind the Set: Yugioh!
Ryou Bakura: I was disappointed that I didn't get the part of Inuyasha in that anime, so my acting coach tells me of this other anime. All I did was walk into the room and they said, "Your perfect for the part!!" It was ironic that the character in the show had the same name as me. Then again, that is how they got that Inuyasha guy. These days, they just higher anyone that has the same name as the person in the script. So anyway, I get told that I'm going to have an evil counterpart.
Yami Bakura: That's where they had me step in. Sure, it was kinda cool, but kind of annoying. I'm getting tired of everyone thinking that we are gay. Or more likely Ryou being gay.
Ryou Bakura: I mean dear god, just because I have femine looks doesn't mean that I'm gay or something. I think they used me and Yami as a scapegoat for the Yugi Yami sex scandel...
*doorbell rings*
Every Heart: *turns off tv* I wonder who that can be...*goes to look* Damn, nobody let him in...
Riku: Is it Dan Rather again?
Every Heart: No, worse...
Sora: Oprah?
Every Heart: Oprah is a woman. I said "him", didn't I?
Kairi: Alfred Hitchcock?
Sora: Who the hell is Alfred Hitchcock?
Riku: He' some guy who makes movies. I happen to notice a lot of them involve birds...
Every Heart: Even worse!!!
Everyone else: EVEN WORSE THAN ALFRED HITCHCOCK??
Every Heart: It's....Blahmaster!!!
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!....Wait, who's that?
Every Heart: An internet friend of mine from Khinsider. He has this annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammar and spelling.
Blahmaster: Don't you mean, "He is an internet friend of mine from Khinsider Forums. He has an annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammar and spelling."
Every Heart: How did you get in here?
Blahmaster: Your doorman let me in.
Don Patch:*in a doormans outfit* Thanks for the tip sir.
Every Heart: Patch!! You ain't the doorman, you friggin idiot!!!
Blahmaster: You mean, "Don Patch, you are not our doorman, you fricken idiot!"
Every Heart: Listen here Blah. I work here. I am like the demi god of this fic. I can speak how I want to speak. This is why I declared a grammer jihad against you, because you can't stop leaving everyones grammer alone.
Blahmaster: "Listen here Blahmaster, I work here. I am like a demi god in this fic. I can speak in any way I want to speak. This is why I declared a grammar jihad against yo, because you can't stop leaving everyone alone about their grammar."
Every Heart: Sora, get the phonebook.
Sora:*comes back with phonebook*
Every Heart: *flips through it* Let's see, Let's see...Ahh, here...*calls a number*Hey, NASA. It's me, Every Heart....Yeah, I require your services again...
*USA Army bursts through the ceiling and grabs Blahmaster*
Soldier 1: We have secured the package!
Soldier 2: Off to NASA to where we will strap him to a rocket and send him off to Jupiter!!
*leaves*
*Men in Black come in*
Men in Black: You have seen nothing...*uses the thing that makes people forget stuff on the cast members except for Every Heart*
Every Heart: Good work guys. Say hi to the kids for me.
Men in Black: Can do Every*leaves*
*cast comes back to senses*
Sora: Did everything suddenly taste purple for a second?
Every Heart: Hey you guys, who's up for some coffee? And lets go push Patch into the creek!
Everyone: Yay!!!
Stay tuned for Monstro. I promise.
Kairi: Every Heart, your fingers are crossed behind your back.....
DAMN!!!
*chicks crawl back out of their holes*
Sora: And I'm as dumb as a sack of rocks!!! Again!
Asacoff Rocks: That's not very nice*runs off crying*
Kairi: Who was that?
Every Heart: *flipping through channels on tv* He was a new intern here at Squaresoft.
TV: And now, back to Behind the Set: Yugioh!
Ryou Bakura: I was disappointed that I didn't get the part of Inuyasha in that anime, so my acting coach tells me of this other anime. All I did was walk into the room and they said, "Your perfect for the part!!" It was ironic that the character in the show had the same name as me. Then again, that is how they got that Inuyasha guy. These days, they just higher anyone that has the same name as the person in the script. So anyway, I get told that I'm going to have an evil counterpart.
Yami Bakura: That's where they had me step in. Sure, it was kinda cool, but kind of annoying. I'm getting tired of everyone thinking that we are gay. Or more likely Ryou being gay.
Ryou Bakura: I mean dear god, just because I have femine looks doesn't mean that I'm gay or something. I think they used me and Yami as a scapegoat for the Yugi Yami sex scandel...
*doorbell rings*
Every Heart: *turns off tv* I wonder who that can be...*goes to look* Damn, nobody let him in...
Riku: Is it Dan Rather again?
Every Heart: No, worse...
Sora: Oprah?
Every Heart: Oprah is a woman. I said "him", didn't I?
Kairi: Alfred Hitchcock?
Sora: Who the hell is Alfred Hitchcock?
Riku: He' some guy who makes movies. I happen to notice a lot of them involve birds...
Every Heart: Even worse!!!
Everyone else: EVEN WORSE THAN ALFRED HITCHCOCK??
Every Heart: It's....Blahmaster!!!
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!....Wait, who's that?
Every Heart: An internet friend of mine from Khinsider. He has this annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammar and spelling.
Blahmaster: Don't you mean, "He is an internet friend of mine from Khinsider Forums. He has an annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammar and spelling."
Every Heart: How did you get in here?
Blahmaster: Your doorman let me in.
Don Patch:*in a doormans outfit* Thanks for the tip sir.
Every Heart: Patch!! You ain't the doorman, you friggin idiot!!!
Blahmaster: You mean, "Don Patch, you are not our doorman, you fricken idiot!"
Every Heart: Listen here Blah. I work here. I am like the demi god of this fic. I can speak how I want to speak. This is why I declared a grammer jihad against you, because you can't stop leaving everyones grammer alone.
Blahmaster: "Listen here Blahmaster, I work here. I am like a demi god in this fic. I can speak in any way I want to speak. This is why I declared a grammar jihad against yo, because you can't stop leaving everyone alone about their grammar."
Every Heart: Sora, get the phonebook.
Sora:*comes back with phonebook*
Every Heart: *flips through it* Let's see, Let's see...Ahh, here...*calls a number*Hey, NASA. It's me, Every Heart....Yeah, I require your services again...
*USA Army bursts through the ceiling and grabs Blahmaster*
Soldier 1: We have secured the package!
Soldier 2: Off to NASA to where we will strap him to a rocket and send him off to Jupiter!!
*leaves*
*Men in Black come in*
Men in Black: You have seen nothing...*uses the thing that makes people forget stuff on the cast members except for Every Heart*
Every Heart: Good work guys. Say hi to the kids for me.
Men in Black: Can do Every*leaves*
*cast comes back to senses*
Sora: Did everything suddenly taste purple for a second?
Every Heart: Hey you guys, who's up for some coffee? And lets go push Patch into the creek!
Everyone: Yay!!!
Stay tuned for Monstro. I promise.
Kairi: Every Heart, your fingers are crossed behind your back.....
DAMN!!!
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Stay tuned for Monstro. I promise.
Kairi: Every Heart, your fingers are crossed behind your back.....
DAMN!!!
I guess you don't like Monstro or else you wouldn't have put it off...again.
Every Heart: It's....Blahmaster!!!
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!....Wait, who's that?
Every Heart: An internet friend of mine from Khinsider. He has this annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammar and spelling.
Blahmaster: Don't you mean, "He is an internet friend of mine from Khinsider Forums. He has an annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammer and spelling."
Every Heart: Patch!! You ain't the doorman, you friggin idiot!!!
Blahmaster: You mean, "Don Patch, you are not our doorman, you fricken idiot!"
It's me, Every Heart....Yeah, I require your services again...
*USA Army bursts through the ceiling and grabs Blahmaster*
Soldier 1: We have secured the package!
Soldier 2: Off to NASA to where we will strap him to a rocket and send him off to Jupiter!!
*leaves*
Poor Blahmaster, but he needs to stop correcting people so much. I know some people who act like they are the spell check feature in Microsoft Word and it get's on my last nerves .Still, great post as always Every Heart.
Kairi: Every Heart, your fingers are crossed behind your back.....
DAMN!!!
I guess you don't like Monstro or else you wouldn't have put it off...again.
Every Heart: It's....Blahmaster!!!
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!....Wait, who's that?
Every Heart: An internet friend of mine from Khinsider. He has this annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammar and spelling.
Blahmaster: Don't you mean, "He is an internet friend of mine from Khinsider Forums. He has an annoying habit of correcting everyone's grammer and spelling."
Every Heart: Patch!! You ain't the doorman, you friggin idiot!!!
Blahmaster: You mean, "Don Patch, you are not our doorman, you fricken idiot!"
It's me, Every Heart....Yeah, I require your services again...
*USA Army bursts through the ceiling and grabs Blahmaster*
Soldier 1: We have secured the package!
Soldier 2: Off to NASA to where we will strap him to a rocket and send him off to Jupiter!!
*leaves*
Poor Blahmaster, but he needs to stop correcting people so much. I know some people who act like they are the spell check feature in Microsoft Word and it get's on my last nerves .Still, great post as always Every Heart.
It's not that I hate Monstro, I just like being lazy and letting the fanfic get really random....although Nomura deducts my salary everytime I slack off....
I loved it, dont know blahmaster, but sounds kinds annoying...
Dowes Blahmaster have another forrum name?
This is an awesome fanfic,can't wait for the update.
Omg Every xD. I don't really care, though you just slandered my name. Let me reappear somewhere... but I like how the side story revolved around me (just kidding, I like to see all the characters to be involved).
And I renounced my grammar nazi ways... HIL HITLER *runs off*.
And I renounced my grammar nazi ways... HIL HITLER *runs off*.
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haha that was a funny update. i wonder if you are actually gonna do monstro next.
At Monstro...
Sora: OMG, I can't believe we were swallowed by a whale!
Donald: A space whale...huh, how do you think its breathing out of water?
Sora: Who cares about that. We need to get out of here!!
Pinochio: Look, people!!
Geppetto: Finally, some meat to eat...
Sora: Wait, what?
Geppetto: Err, Sorry. I'm Geppetto and this is Pinochio.
Goofy: Your Geppetto? You were great in the Geppetto movies.
Gepetto: I wasn't in those movies....
Goofy: Oh...
Sora: So you need our help to get out of here, right? Well, I guess we will go ahead and look around.
*leaves to look around*
???: Hey, Sora!!
Sora: *turns to look* Riku?
Riku: That's right. I'm in this scene.
Sora: Awesome. You gonna go help us take down heartless and stuff?
Riku: Nope. *grabs Pinochio* I'm here to kidnap him.
Sora: WHAT?? Your not going to use him as a sex toy, are you?
Riku: No you perverted idiot. I'm using him to help Kairi! She doesn't have a heart anymore!
Sora: Well, that was obvious, I thought we already knew that...
Riku: No you idiot, her heart was taken by the heartless
Sora: Yeah yeah. Sure it was...
Riku: Well anyway, I'm off with the puppet.
Sora: No, I can't let you take it. It may not have a heart, but at least it has a...*re-reads script* Screw this, I'm not finishing this sentence. I'll just kick your ass.
*Parasite Cage shows up. Riku drops the puppet and runs for it*
Sora: Damn it, I wanted to kick Riku's ass!!
*They managed to beat the heartless yada yada they get out of the whale yada yada they save Geppetto and Pinochio yada yada yada*
Every Heart: The end of that! We can finally move on...
Kairi: Do you have a problem with Monstro?
Every Heart: The problem is that there is nothing funny about it. So it makes a really really lame chapter.
Sora: Hey, I'm going to see if I can go find Jesus' secret lair!!*runs off*
Every Heart: Ok...
Goofy: I'm going to go find the Holy Grail for the weekend.
Donald: I'm coming too!!*the two leaves*
Kairi: Well, I'm going to go find my virginity. *leaves*
Every Heart and Riku;
Riku: Well, I'm going to go find Excaliber...then stab Sora with it...*leaves*
Every Heart:.....Damn...Now I have nothing to do for the weekend.
*knock on door*
Ryou Bakura: Excuse me, is this the set of Yugioh?
Every Heart: *evil smile* Sure, come on in....
Yeah, sorry for crappy chapter. That's why I hate Monstro. Nothing funny about it.
Next time on KingDumb Hearts: Halloween Town!!!
Sora: OMG, I can't believe we were swallowed by a whale!
Donald: A space whale...huh, how do you think its breathing out of water?
Sora: Who cares about that. We need to get out of here!!
Pinochio: Look, people!!
Geppetto: Finally, some meat to eat...
Sora: Wait, what?
Geppetto: Err, Sorry. I'm Geppetto and this is Pinochio.
Goofy: Your Geppetto? You were great in the Geppetto movies.
Gepetto: I wasn't in those movies....
Goofy: Oh...
Sora: So you need our help to get out of here, right? Well, I guess we will go ahead and look around.
*leaves to look around*
???: Hey, Sora!!
Sora: *turns to look* Riku?
Riku: That's right. I'm in this scene.
Sora: Awesome. You gonna go help us take down heartless and stuff?
Riku: Nope. *grabs Pinochio* I'm here to kidnap him.
Sora: WHAT?? Your not going to use him as a sex toy, are you?
Riku: No you perverted idiot. I'm using him to help Kairi! She doesn't have a heart anymore!
Sora: Well, that was obvious, I thought we already knew that...
Riku: No you idiot, her heart was taken by the heartless
Sora: Yeah yeah. Sure it was...
Riku: Well anyway, I'm off with the puppet.
Sora: No, I can't let you take it. It may not have a heart, but at least it has a...*re-reads script* Screw this, I'm not finishing this sentence. I'll just kick your ass.
*Parasite Cage shows up. Riku drops the puppet and runs for it*
Sora: Damn it, I wanted to kick Riku's ass!!
*They managed to beat the heartless yada yada they get out of the whale yada yada they save Geppetto and Pinochio yada yada yada*
Every Heart: The end of that! We can finally move on...
Kairi: Do you have a problem with Monstro?
Every Heart: The problem is that there is nothing funny about it. So it makes a really really lame chapter.
Sora: Hey, I'm going to see if I can go find Jesus' secret lair!!*runs off*
Every Heart: Ok...
Goofy: I'm going to go find the Holy Grail for the weekend.
Donald: I'm coming too!!*the two leaves*
Kairi: Well, I'm going to go find my virginity. *leaves*
Every Heart and Riku;
Riku: Well, I'm going to go find Excaliber...then stab Sora with it...*leaves*
Every Heart:.....Damn...Now I have nothing to do for the weekend.
*knock on door*
Ryou Bakura: Excuse me, is this the set of Yugioh?
Every Heart: *evil smile* Sure, come on in....
Yeah, sorry for crappy chapter. That's why I hate Monstro. Nothing funny about it.
Next time on KingDumb Hearts: Halloween Town!!!
Monstro was my least favorite.
Oh, and can I hang with you and Bakura while the KH people are away?
Oh, and can I hang with you and Bakura while the KH people are away?
Me too, i wanna come to!!
This is a great thing....
Can I be in the script?
I mean..can I be someone who like tags around and stalks Riku?!?!?!
PM me if I can please!
Can I be in the script?
I mean..can I be someone who like tags around and stalks Riku?!?!?!
PM me if I can please!
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Nice update. I really didn't like Monstro, but I liked this chapter.
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xD Awsome update, I loved the ending where Bakura came! XD LOL.
... I wonder what will happen to Bakura?
... I wonder what will happen to Bakura?
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You really want to know? *sneaky grin* Well...
Bakura: Go Fish!
Every Heart: Damnit, this game cheats! *throws cards onto the table*
You thought we were doing something perverted didn't you?
Shame on you.
.....I'm just kidding...
No really, shame on you...
The chapter will be up after a reply or two.
Bakura: Go Fish!
Every Heart: Damnit, this game cheats! *throws cards onto the table*
You thought we were doing something perverted didn't you?
Shame on you.
.....I'm just kidding...
No really, shame on you...
The chapter will be up after a reply or two.
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