- stop getting so much damn head
- learn how to play the trumpet beautifully and then never touch it again, crushing my parents when they think of the wasted talent and what could have been
- give my dad a gatorade bath at his divorce hearing when he gets custody of me
- do that funny thing that michael cera does in This Is The End wher e he blows coke in someone's face. my friend Corey has a dog with epilepsy and it would be hilarious to do this to his dog