Oiyo! Welcome to the fic! First off this fic is SoKai centered so if you dont like that pairing you might not wanna read this. It is a modern KH fic, meaning no keyblades, no Organization, no giant ducks.
But there is a fantasy twist!
Summary: Kairi is the typical middle schooler, she has weird friends, crappy grades, perverted classmates, and senile old teachers. However there is one thing different about Kairi...shes an angel sent to Earth by the big cheese. While on the 'Surface World' Kairi meets a certain mysterious young man named Sora. Angels are supposed to leave humans alone, humans and angels are not meant to be together.
But.
What about Demons? Its strictly forbidden for an Angel and Demon to be together...When and Angel and Demon become involed with each other it causes tension, pain, ruin, and often death...Demons cant fall in love right? Demons cant love right? The balance of the universe is about to be tested.
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“And so when you divide 3x by 7x you end up with 32x! Everybody understand?”
There was a dull mumble throughout the classroom in response…The teacher’s lips pursed and she said, “Well then, we’ll just have to do another problem then…” The sound of chalk tapping the board alerted the students that another oh-so-entertaining math problem was on their doorsteps.
A loud series of groans emitted from the students as the math once again reared its ugly, complicated, useless, annoying and downright STU-PID head.
Hello my name is Kairi Hikari; I am a fifteen year old student here at Destiny High. Why am I telling you this you ask? Well, because you were foolish enough to click the thread oh-so-brilliant one…
You’ll have to forgive my PMS like attitude, its just something that I have grown with…People say I come off bitter and easily aggravated, but you would too if you lived on this sack of crap we call a planet. You see I am not actually from Earth, on the contrary I am from-
RING! RING!
I sighed and quickly folded up my English homework which I had been doing during this particularly boring lesson. However since the lumbering mass we know as Wakka was beginning to get up, I couldn’t complete my work or else Ms. Hamu would spot my Shakespeare paper.
I slung my bag over my shoulder and sighed in exhaustion. I had stayed up all night writing that blasted paper, and just so I could learn that Shakespeare was a bed-hopping, partying scoundrel. Great way to spend my Thursday night huh?
I was about to march straight out that doorway when somebody tapped me on the shoulder, “Hey, Cheri-chan!” I mentally twitched at the repulsive nickname I was given by my ‘friends’.
I slowly turned around, “Hello Tidus-kun. What’s up?” I faced a blonde boy with bright blue eyes, the blue that you see when you use blue Oxy-Clean in the toilet…Tidus-kun smirked at me, oh gods I hate that smirk…The blonde athletic boy was considered ‘a child prodigy’ by our gym teacher Mr. Jecht.
And let me tell you, that boy is no Edward Elric. The idiot talks to his shower curtain, the one with little yellow ducks on it when he’s depressed…”The ceiling.” He replied and began laughing as if that was the funniest joke in the world.
Tee hee. >_>
I rolled my eyes in frustration; Tidus-kun could be such a baka when he felt like it, and even when he didn’t feel like it. He finally stopped laughing at his dry as the Savanna joke and asked, “Where are you headed?”
I yawned back, “Science class.” Tidus-kun then patted my shoulder sympathetically, “Man, I feel for you girl.” I eyed his hand with pure hatred. Who did he think he was? I wanted to bite his hand…Who gave him permission to touch me?
It wasn’t like he was Riku-kun, if Riku-kun was the one with the hand on my shoulder I’d probably get down on my knees and yell at him, “BEAR MY CHILDREN!”
Ahem.
Tidus-kun then grinned and began heading down the hall, but turned around to point at me with a wink, “Anyways I’ll catch you on the flip-flop, later!”
Flip flop?
I mentally noted to hit that boy every time he said that…Oh well, I was off to my science class where my senile old teacher would go on about “micro-orgasms”. Then the boys would laugh, some girls would laugh, and I’d die a little inside.
Now I know Reader, you’re probably saying to yourself, “OMIGODWTF IS HER PROBLEM!?!!!1111” Allow me to explain…
You’d be in such a pissed off mood all the time if you lived on the dump of a planet, and not where you truly belong. And I can imagine now you are cocking an eyebrow and asking, “Wtf?”
You see I’m an angel…
Now I imagine you just resorted to laughter or disbelief. Or if you are one of our brighter minds you are probably staring at the screen going, “…What…?”
So let me explain a few things about myself.
1. I do not wear a toga and run around half-naked wherever I go! It’s called clothes, Cupid might have been the oddball running around in a diaper but that’s not how it works bub!
2. I don’t prance around with a harp like some choir kid! I play the trumpet in a marching band!
3. No I don’t have wings sprouting from my back. If I did it would land me a front row seat at ‘Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’ Bird-girl! Spawn of Bird-Man and Hawk-girl!
4. Now you are probably wondering what the hell an angel is doing marching to a science class. Well normally I’d be sitting on a comfy cloud upstairs with the big cheese himself, but Ill get in to that later.
I had just entered the musty old science room, to be tackled by someone yelling, “KAIRI-CHAN!”
Oh God it was her. And by her I meant it.
“Hello Selphie.” I drawled out as my windpipe was being crushed due to Selphie’s overzealous hug. She did this every day, and every day the class would stare at her and mumble things to themselves…
“What’s crackin’ girl!?” She squealed as she glomped the pancakes right outta me.
What is this? The day of retarded phrases!?
“My spine…” I grumbled as she hugged me tighter and tighter. “Oh Kairi-chan! I’m sorry! Is your spine okay!? Do you need to go to the hospital!? I hate hospitals! What about Death, what about blood what about those nighties that don’t close up in the back!?” Selphie cried as she thought of all the terrible things hospitals presented.
“If you two don’t mind, I want to start class now…” Yammameyer-sensei sternly asked the two girls. Selphie smiled obliviously and replied, “Oh go ahead!” She then resumed hugging me as if I was her long lost teddy bear Mr. Fluffems.
“SIT DOWN MS. TIMLITT!” Sensei roared at the hyperactive brunette, with a vein popping from his wrinkly, sweaty forehead. “Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today!” Selphie pouted before marching back to her seat with a frown.
I sighed and asked myself, “God…what did I do to deserve this? Okay I cheated at Bingo…and Scrabble…and Monopoly…but is that any reason to stick me with the baka parade!?”
“Hikari-san, Hikari-san!” My sensei called to me, as I was mumbling to myself like some drunk thinking about booze. I snapped out of my hypnotized state and asked, “Hai?” The aged old fossil merely pushed his glasses up his sweaty tomato nose and replied, “Take your seat now please.”
I blushed fiercely before hurrying over to my seat and mentally slapping myself like there was no tomorrow. I sat down in between Seifer Almasy and Reno Turk…and I did not like the way they were eye-balling me at all…freakin’ perverts…
Oh sure! Murderers are free! Rapists are free! Perverts are free! Paris Hilton is free! Yet some woman who ran away from her marriage and left the state has to go to jail! Screwed world this is…
I’m not going to deny it, I was beautiful, but I wasn’t conceited or snobbish about it. Then again I didn’t deny it and say, “Oh my gosh! I am SO not!” like some stupid Mary-Sue! I was just okay and dandy with the way I looked.
It was a tradition for a newborn angel to have stardust sprinkled in their hair, giving it the sheen and shine that we have, and we were wrapped in a blanket of clouds to give us our soft and smooth skin. We have a variety of traditions for newborns and babies but I won’t go in to that.
You see, The head honcho (God) assigns us angels to due what is best for the mortals. You know, help them out, and cause miracles and all that jazz. Now you are most likely wondering, “Who is God anyway?”
Well we don’t call our leader ‘God’, on the contrary we call him Cloud. He is the most gorgeous being I have ever seen, except for Riku-kun of course! He’s got this spiky blonde hair that looks like it was made of the sunshine, striking blue eyes like they were taken straight from the ocean, and a body that could make a nun faint!
Well he is my boss, so nothing can become of us sadly…And his wife-Yes he has a wife- Is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life! Her name is Aerith, and she has eyes the exact color of emeralds, brown hair that glistened like cinnamon, and curves that men drool over.
So anyhow, I was assigned by the Head Angel, AKA Riku that I had to do my work as an undercover angel on Earth. They thought it would be better if I worked with the mortals on the ‘surface world’ instead of in heaven. So here I am, taking these stupid classes, going to this stupid school, having stupid friends.
Now don’t get confused here! I don’t have any crazy powers to make people win the lottery or anything! I can do simple things like fly when I really need to, create flowers, summon animals and all that stuff. The big magic is highly restricted amongst the humans, and I can only use it if I absolutely must.
Pretty cheap-ass deal huh?
After this last horrid class I would go off to Spring Break where I could be with the people I adore…Namely my angel brethren! Selphie-chan, Wakka-kun, and Tidus-kun are most likely expecting me to spend Spring Break with them, but I cant just go up to them and say, “Hey guys, I can’t join you at the beach today, because I’m going to heaven to go rejoice with my angelic brethren!”
That would land me in the loony bin with a straight jacket around my arms….
Before I knew it, that disruptive bell had rang loudly in my ear once more and everybody was hightailing it for the door screaming out of joy and excitement. No sooner had I put my books in to my bag then something latched around my neck…
“KAIRI-CHAN! GUESS WHAT!”
I bit bat the urge to throw the girl in to the piranha tank before replying, “What?” She then screamed in my ear, “ITS SPRING BREAK!” I sighed in defeat, letting my bag slide to the floor with a ‘thunk’.
“Thank you Captain Obvious…” I muttered to the brunette who was squeezing me so tightly I was surprised my ribs didn’t crack. I swear to Cloud, if she didn’t have a crush on Irvine I would be very afraid of this child…
“Kairi-chan? You wanna come to the Paopu Café with us?” Selphie questioned as she released Kairi and stared down at her with those bright green eyes. “Sumimasen Selphie-chan, but I have to get ready to go back ho-to see my relatives!”
The bouncy brunette pouted, “I can’t believe your parents are making you go to see your relatives on Spring Break!” I just nodded and replied, “Mmmhm, yeah.” every so often. “Spring Break is about relaxation! It’s about beaches! It’s about boys for God’s sake!”
I nodded and thought about my own secret crush, Riku. Just thinking about him made my knees shake and my muscles turn to mush. “Allrighty then! See you when you get back Kairi-chan!” Selphie squealed with one last hug before leaving me to massage my air-deprived throat.
When I made sure she was gone I smirked and sneakily made my way to the back of the school building, where nobody could spot me. I looked up at the clouds and sky with a radiant smile before I felt something sprout from my back. Two velvety white angel wings unfolded from my shoulder blades and brushed against my back and torso.
With a final look around I flapped once, scattering snow white feathers on the grass and was up in to the crystal clear skies, heading skyward, and homeward bound…
But there is a fantasy twist!
Summary: Kairi is the typical middle schooler, she has weird friends, crappy grades, perverted classmates, and senile old teachers. However there is one thing different about Kairi...shes an angel sent to Earth by the big cheese. While on the 'Surface World' Kairi meets a certain mysterious young man named Sora. Angels are supposed to leave humans alone, humans and angels are not meant to be together.
But.
What about Demons? Its strictly forbidden for an Angel and Demon to be together...When and Angel and Demon become involed with each other it causes tension, pain, ruin, and often death...Demons cant fall in love right? Demons cant love right? The balance of the universe is about to be tested.
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“And so when you divide 3x by 7x you end up with 32x! Everybody understand?”
There was a dull mumble throughout the classroom in response…The teacher’s lips pursed and she said, “Well then, we’ll just have to do another problem then…” The sound of chalk tapping the board alerted the students that another oh-so-entertaining math problem was on their doorsteps.
A loud series of groans emitted from the students as the math once again reared its ugly, complicated, useless, annoying and downright STU-PID head.
Hello my name is Kairi Hikari; I am a fifteen year old student here at Destiny High. Why am I telling you this you ask? Well, because you were foolish enough to click the thread oh-so-brilliant one…
You’ll have to forgive my PMS like attitude, its just something that I have grown with…People say I come off bitter and easily aggravated, but you would too if you lived on this sack of crap we call a planet. You see I am not actually from Earth, on the contrary I am from-
RING! RING!
I sighed and quickly folded up my English homework which I had been doing during this particularly boring lesson. However since the lumbering mass we know as Wakka was beginning to get up, I couldn’t complete my work or else Ms. Hamu would spot my Shakespeare paper.
I slung my bag over my shoulder and sighed in exhaustion. I had stayed up all night writing that blasted paper, and just so I could learn that Shakespeare was a bed-hopping, partying scoundrel. Great way to spend my Thursday night huh?
I was about to march straight out that doorway when somebody tapped me on the shoulder, “Hey, Cheri-chan!” I mentally twitched at the repulsive nickname I was given by my ‘friends’.
I slowly turned around, “Hello Tidus-kun. What’s up?” I faced a blonde boy with bright blue eyes, the blue that you see when you use blue Oxy-Clean in the toilet…Tidus-kun smirked at me, oh gods I hate that smirk…The blonde athletic boy was considered ‘a child prodigy’ by our gym teacher Mr. Jecht.
And let me tell you, that boy is no Edward Elric. The idiot talks to his shower curtain, the one with little yellow ducks on it when he’s depressed…”The ceiling.” He replied and began laughing as if that was the funniest joke in the world.
Tee hee. >_>
I rolled my eyes in frustration; Tidus-kun could be such a baka when he felt like it, and even when he didn’t feel like it. He finally stopped laughing at his dry as the Savanna joke and asked, “Where are you headed?”
I yawned back, “Science class.” Tidus-kun then patted my shoulder sympathetically, “Man, I feel for you girl.” I eyed his hand with pure hatred. Who did he think he was? I wanted to bite his hand…Who gave him permission to touch me?
It wasn’t like he was Riku-kun, if Riku-kun was the one with the hand on my shoulder I’d probably get down on my knees and yell at him, “BEAR MY CHILDREN!”
Ahem.
Tidus-kun then grinned and began heading down the hall, but turned around to point at me with a wink, “Anyways I’ll catch you on the flip-flop, later!”
Flip flop?
I mentally noted to hit that boy every time he said that…Oh well, I was off to my science class where my senile old teacher would go on about “micro-orgasms”. Then the boys would laugh, some girls would laugh, and I’d die a little inside.
Now I know Reader, you’re probably saying to yourself, “OMIGODWTF IS HER PROBLEM!?!!!1111” Allow me to explain…
You’d be in such a pissed off mood all the time if you lived on the dump of a planet, and not where you truly belong. And I can imagine now you are cocking an eyebrow and asking, “Wtf?”
You see I’m an angel…
Now I imagine you just resorted to laughter or disbelief. Or if you are one of our brighter minds you are probably staring at the screen going, “…What…?”
So let me explain a few things about myself.
1. I do not wear a toga and run around half-naked wherever I go! It’s called clothes, Cupid might have been the oddball running around in a diaper but that’s not how it works bub!
2. I don’t prance around with a harp like some choir kid! I play the trumpet in a marching band!
3. No I don’t have wings sprouting from my back. If I did it would land me a front row seat at ‘Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’ Bird-girl! Spawn of Bird-Man and Hawk-girl!
4. Now you are probably wondering what the hell an angel is doing marching to a science class. Well normally I’d be sitting on a comfy cloud upstairs with the big cheese himself, but Ill get in to that later.
I had just entered the musty old science room, to be tackled by someone yelling, “KAIRI-CHAN!”
Oh God it was her. And by her I meant it.
“Hello Selphie.” I drawled out as my windpipe was being crushed due to Selphie’s overzealous hug. She did this every day, and every day the class would stare at her and mumble things to themselves…
“What’s crackin’ girl!?” She squealed as she glomped the pancakes right outta me.
What is this? The day of retarded phrases!?
“My spine…” I grumbled as she hugged me tighter and tighter. “Oh Kairi-chan! I’m sorry! Is your spine okay!? Do you need to go to the hospital!? I hate hospitals! What about Death, what about blood what about those nighties that don’t close up in the back!?” Selphie cried as she thought of all the terrible things hospitals presented.
“If you two don’t mind, I want to start class now…” Yammameyer-sensei sternly asked the two girls. Selphie smiled obliviously and replied, “Oh go ahead!” She then resumed hugging me as if I was her long lost teddy bear Mr. Fluffems.
“SIT DOWN MS. TIMLITT!” Sensei roared at the hyperactive brunette, with a vein popping from his wrinkly, sweaty forehead. “Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today!” Selphie pouted before marching back to her seat with a frown.
I sighed and asked myself, “God…what did I do to deserve this? Okay I cheated at Bingo…and Scrabble…and Monopoly…but is that any reason to stick me with the baka parade!?”
“Hikari-san, Hikari-san!” My sensei called to me, as I was mumbling to myself like some drunk thinking about booze. I snapped out of my hypnotized state and asked, “Hai?” The aged old fossil merely pushed his glasses up his sweaty tomato nose and replied, “Take your seat now please.”
I blushed fiercely before hurrying over to my seat and mentally slapping myself like there was no tomorrow. I sat down in between Seifer Almasy and Reno Turk…and I did not like the way they were eye-balling me at all…freakin’ perverts…
Oh sure! Murderers are free! Rapists are free! Perverts are free! Paris Hilton is free! Yet some woman who ran away from her marriage and left the state has to go to jail! Screwed world this is…
I’m not going to deny it, I was beautiful, but I wasn’t conceited or snobbish about it. Then again I didn’t deny it and say, “Oh my gosh! I am SO not!” like some stupid Mary-Sue! I was just okay and dandy with the way I looked.
It was a tradition for a newborn angel to have stardust sprinkled in their hair, giving it the sheen and shine that we have, and we were wrapped in a blanket of clouds to give us our soft and smooth skin. We have a variety of traditions for newborns and babies but I won’t go in to that.
You see, The head honcho (God) assigns us angels to due what is best for the mortals. You know, help them out, and cause miracles and all that jazz. Now you are most likely wondering, “Who is God anyway?”
Well we don’t call our leader ‘God’, on the contrary we call him Cloud. He is the most gorgeous being I have ever seen, except for Riku-kun of course! He’s got this spiky blonde hair that looks like it was made of the sunshine, striking blue eyes like they were taken straight from the ocean, and a body that could make a nun faint!
Well he is my boss, so nothing can become of us sadly…And his wife-Yes he has a wife- Is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life! Her name is Aerith, and she has eyes the exact color of emeralds, brown hair that glistened like cinnamon, and curves that men drool over.
So anyhow, I was assigned by the Head Angel, AKA Riku that I had to do my work as an undercover angel on Earth. They thought it would be better if I worked with the mortals on the ‘surface world’ instead of in heaven. So here I am, taking these stupid classes, going to this stupid school, having stupid friends.
Now don’t get confused here! I don’t have any crazy powers to make people win the lottery or anything! I can do simple things like fly when I really need to, create flowers, summon animals and all that stuff. The big magic is highly restricted amongst the humans, and I can only use it if I absolutely must.
Pretty cheap-ass deal huh?
After this last horrid class I would go off to Spring Break where I could be with the people I adore…Namely my angel brethren! Selphie-chan, Wakka-kun, and Tidus-kun are most likely expecting me to spend Spring Break with them, but I cant just go up to them and say, “Hey guys, I can’t join you at the beach today, because I’m going to heaven to go rejoice with my angelic brethren!”
That would land me in the loony bin with a straight jacket around my arms….
Before I knew it, that disruptive bell had rang loudly in my ear once more and everybody was hightailing it for the door screaming out of joy and excitement. No sooner had I put my books in to my bag then something latched around my neck…
“KAIRI-CHAN! GUESS WHAT!”
I bit bat the urge to throw the girl in to the piranha tank before replying, “What?” She then screamed in my ear, “ITS SPRING BREAK!” I sighed in defeat, letting my bag slide to the floor with a ‘thunk’.
“Thank you Captain Obvious…” I muttered to the brunette who was squeezing me so tightly I was surprised my ribs didn’t crack. I swear to Cloud, if she didn’t have a crush on Irvine I would be very afraid of this child…
“Kairi-chan? You wanna come to the Paopu Café with us?” Selphie questioned as she released Kairi and stared down at her with those bright green eyes. “Sumimasen Selphie-chan, but I have to get ready to go back ho-to see my relatives!”
The bouncy brunette pouted, “I can’t believe your parents are making you go to see your relatives on Spring Break!” I just nodded and replied, “Mmmhm, yeah.” every so often. “Spring Break is about relaxation! It’s about beaches! It’s about boys for God’s sake!”
I nodded and thought about my own secret crush, Riku. Just thinking about him made my knees shake and my muscles turn to mush. “Allrighty then! See you when you get back Kairi-chan!” Selphie squealed with one last hug before leaving me to massage my air-deprived throat.
When I made sure she was gone I smirked and sneakily made my way to the back of the school building, where nobody could spot me. I looked up at the clouds and sky with a radiant smile before I felt something sprout from my back. Two velvety white angel wings unfolded from my shoulder blades and brushed against my back and torso.
With a final look around I flapped once, scattering snow white feathers on the grass and was up in to the crystal clear skies, heading skyward, and homeward bound…