really bad jokes

[devil-may-roy]

two peanuts walk into a bar,


.......one was assaulted

 

[isidar- mithrim2]

ok i'll try this.
a teacher was arrested......
for carrying tools of math instruction

 

[Darkness of White]

lynn, you got that from an e-mail grandma sent mom, thats cheating

who did my cat(male) go after first, the female cat, the male dog, or the female dog

none, himself, hes to lazy to try the others, hed have to walk

 

[EvilBluFurbySAIX]

How about this one:

Customer: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my Soup?

Waiter: Must be the Backstroke.

 

[xMonkeyx]

what do you call a blind dinosaur?
he-couldnt-have-saurus.

........ uhh woooo good one man that one made me laugh like crazy .......-_-

knock knock ..... whats the next part of the joke ?

 

[Darkness of White]

How about this one:

Customer: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my Soup?

Waiter: Must be the Backstroke.

lol!
thats better than when my cat saw a boy from school walked past the house and my cat went nutz, and he was the public enemy #1 in school, even sox hates him

 

[xMonkeyx]

i dont know any bad jokes .... hehe ...... heh ?

 

[EvilBluFurbySAIX]

xMonkeyx: Who took my FIZZ?

Me: Dr. Pepper.

 

[Nelo Angelo]

........ uhh woooo good one man that one made me laugh like crazy .......-_-

there not meant to make you laugh fool cuz there bad jokes. and that was a loooong time ago.

 

[EvilBluFurbySAIX]

But some DO make you laugh. It's awkward, really.

 

[Mike XIII]

go up to a girl and say
you must be a terrorist because you blow me away
or
if this were a meathouse, you'd be balogna

 

[pendragonneo]

"Say knock knock!"
"okay...knock knock."
"Who's there"
"um...i dunno....Damn....I can't beleive i fell for that again"
True conversation between me and my freind....

 

[Jolts]

I've got one:
There were 2 muffins in an oven. One muffin said to the other: Man, it's really hot in here. You know what the other muffin said? "OMFG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

 

[MosesMohs]

knock knock
who's there?
interrupting cow
interrupting cow--MOO

-.-
hate that joke.

 

[Ban Mido]

The worst joke I've ever heard was one I actually thought up.

Why would Homer Simpson be a good guitar player?

Because he has a lot of experience choking necks!

 

[pendragonneo]

What is Demyx'es favorite game? Sitar Hero!!!!