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*Is in the Church, so he lets Morpheaus toss gay porn around the corridors as he continues his phone call to Lucifer. TM ignores the silly attempts to annoy him as he contacts a few more of his 'friends.' He hangs up the cell and put it away.* I've got it covered.
 
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Sure you can join Silentshooter.

*Mitsukai comes back from CB's house to inspect his garden and observe its process.*

hmm... maybe the beans didn't work?

*sees morpheaus and realises what has happened*

HEY!!!! DOSHITE??

*GASPS*

AND MY MANGA COLLECTION TOO!! I got them off of a mad manga collector a few years ago... I obviously thought I was much more mentally twisted then he was, so he decided he would trade with me...

vv FLASH BACK BELOW vv

Mitsukai humbly makes his way down a long twisted road with his pet Elephant Trinko, when he meets a mysteriously mysterious manga collector reading his collection on the side of the road.

Collector: hello there, it looks like you have an interest in my manga collection am I right?
Mitsukai: huh? well not really...
Collector: But you must! I see it in your eyes!
Mitsukai: Oh these aren't my eyes, I'm borrowing them for the time being, so perhaps they want them...
Collector: Oh, well then, hows about we give those eyes what they want, I will give you my entire manga collection if you give me your fine Elephant there.

*mitsukai considers this offer for a moment, and then draws his katana and slices the collectors head off, then picks up the manga and continues walking*

Mitsukai: Hows about no...
^^ FLASHBACK ABOVE ^^

Well... Not quite how I remember it... I wonder what happened to those eyes... Well after getting my real eyes fixed I knew I liked my own much better, they even upgraded them with byakugan for free!

Anyway, what on earth are you going on about Morph my good friend? This monastery is neutral, but I'm afraid my pupils are not. Stealing your whores was not intended to be an act to aggravate you or your gods, it was orignally an invitation for you and the other church members to come to my garden (which you so unemotionally destroyed) and have a party... My pupils have taken it too far, and as such shall be punished, they must realise that you can have fun and be neutral at the same time...

*Faces students* All of you who I have seen to have been unreasonable in their actions in the past days shall be downgraded in rank, apart from you PIG. considering you already are of lowest rank... That is all for now.


So lets fight anyway Morpheaus! Here is the link to our battle: Epic battle
 
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Taking things too seriously, aren't you Naruto? This is why I don't accept battle challenges from morons.
 
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I like Break, I really do. He's a cool dude, but he knows that he's not at my level. And if he's not at my level, then just think where you're at.
 
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PIG.

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... right.

*sneaks an hd widescreen tv in*

It doesn't lag when I play IIDX so it's all good.

...

*does homework at the altar*
 
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Will you two cool it? This whole thing has gotten way out of hand. You have to take these things in good spirit. Look at all the stuff I put up with from Morph. Laugh it off, forget it, and trudge on. Be the bigger man and stop the bitching. This applies to everyone...
 
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I'm not even taking this seriously. It's just entertainment for me. Naruto has more of a problem than anyone, he's got a grudge against me. Don't really know why, but it's not really important. It's like having a perpetual five year old out to get you, it's kinda funny, but in the end just sad. He'll waste sometime bsing about kicking my butt, eventually tire himself out, and take a forgetful nap.
 
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Dood are we fighting about who gets it on better?

Meh... Break was the first, you gotta respect that.

*plays IIDX on the tv brought in*
 
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Mitsukai

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Vogue AntiChrish said:
THIS MADE ME LAUGH. OMG. AHAHAHA.

My mind is a little too perverted for you kids, kay?
So for the meanwhile, I'll watch.
My extreme pervertedness will scare you all off.
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yeah... the sig speaks for itself...

*drinks a small cup/bowl of sake, then throws it at Vogue's head*

Be gone you child obsessed anti-christ!
 
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Morpheaus said:
It's like having a perpetual five year old out to get you,
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*thinks back to Konohamaru in the first episodes of Naruto, and stifles a laugh.*

I don't care if it takes me to the end of the year...
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End of the year?
As if.

If you want to best Morpheaus, even if he completly stopped improving his own RP, and you dramatically incresed the level of yours, it'll still take you some time to get to where he is. More then one year.

But for now...look, you've missed your naptime! And you forgot your juice!
 
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