Things Kingdom Hearts Characters would probably(hopefully) NEVER say.

[Chuman]

"what the fuck" - sora's ass

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"Sora, did your butt just...talk?" -Kairi

 

[Chuuya]

"Sora's butt talked? Sexy" ~Riku

 

[Tarn]

"What in the name of Kingdom Hearts did I, the Great and Powerful Zexion, just witness?" ~Zexion, cashing the party.

 

[Chuuya]

"PEOPLE'S BUTTS ARE BEGINNING TO FUCKING TALK, IT'S THE END OF ALL WORLDS!!! AHHHHH!!!! I'll lock all their butts up before it's too late!!!" ~Sora

 

[Tarn]

"I was a member of Team Magma the whole time." ~Kairi, in hew new outfit.

 

[Chuuya]

"Cool! Now I wear a hood!" ~Riku in his awesome new outfit. =w=

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"You stupid hectopascals! ~Riku

 

[Chuuya]

"I'm sexy and I know it!" ~Riku

 

[YoungXehanort]

xehanort how did your hair fell of?." -Eraqus

Edit: lol did i get it right?

 

[Zapt]

"SO RIKU SLOW!!!" - KH3 Riku

 

[Chuuya]

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!" ~Donald

 

[Chuman]

"gawrsh, i shot my dick off" - George Costanza gargoyle

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"Yo! Wassup dawgs! The bear is in the house!" -Aced

xehanort how did your hair fell of?." -Eraqus

Edit: lol did i get it right?

 

[Chuuya]

"Xemnas, how come people call you 'Mansex' sometimes?" ~Roxas

 

[Launchpad]

Sora: I wonder how much PUSSY we can score in this world...

Donald: WAKK!!! I won't be taking no for an answer!!

Goofy: Ahyuck, Donald, that's so f*cked up.

 

[Tarn]

"I have no regrets making this thread." ~Tarn, probably before being 'scolded' by Zexion.

 

[Chuuya]

"Mmmmm, you look tasty Roxas" ~Axel

 

[Chuman]

"I have no regrets making this thread." ~Tarn, probably before being 'scolded' by Zexion.

are you insinuating you're being anally violated on an internet forum full of children? - Donald, but no one can fucking understand him

 

[Zapt]

"FREEZE BABY!!!!!!!!" - Axel