Things Kingdom Hearts Characters would probably(hopefully) NEVER say.

[Oracle Spockanort]

"Xehanort's favorite words are "hearts" and "darkness" and he NEVER spells hearts properly haha" - Young Eraqus on Xehanort

"Sorry, still calling you Xehanort" - Eraqus on Ansem SoD

"0 to 100 real quick" - Mickey

"my inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring too, open mouth and drooling slightly" - Iago

 

[Chuman]

"AINT NOBODY diddlyIN WIT MY CLIQUE" - late-kh1!goofy

 

[Tarn]

"Demyx's rhythms are actually pretty nice to listen to..." ~Everyone

"The sun is pretty nice to be under..." ~Saix

 

[Divine Past]

Why is there a keyblade in your pants

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"Shoving that crayon up my nose was not one of my better ideas" -Namine

 

[Chuuya]

"I LOVE water SO MUCH, I LOVE Demyx SO MUCH!" ~Axel "DUDE, what was in that POTION?! I keep tripping over my own SHOES!!!" ~Sora

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"Demyx is a respectable, hard-working member" -Saix

 

[Chuman]

"dance water dance" - sora, fly open, standing off a roof

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

"xehanort's right" - Sora

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"I should just give up and become an opera singer" -Xemnas

"I wish I could find a shirt that fits" -Ansem SoD

 

[Tarn]

"I wonder... would my water powers get me electrocuted?" ~Demyx... during a thunderstorm... that he's standing in the middle of.

 

[Chuuya]

"Does this skirt make my butt look big?" ~Kairi

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"Does this skirt make my butt look big?" ~Kairi

"Yes" - Sora's last words

 

[Chuman]

"i saw kairi's panties" - 2006 sora

 

[Zapt]

"Don't worry i will go easy on you" - Mysterious Figure

 

[Chuman]

"holy fuck a talking dog" - literally anyone in their right mind to goofy

 

[Kagayaki]

Sora: Nice butt, Kairi! XDDDDD

 

[Chuman]

"nice ass sora" - kairi and selphie

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"They're right you know, Sora. You sure do have a sweet ass. Mmmmm~" -Riku

 

[Chuuya]

"Yep, my ass is the finest one there is!" ~Sora