Dont you only need to unplug it if youve opened an email like that?
I dont open emails from idiots. But I will unplug to be safe. Just remind us.
*pops knuckles*
Tyra: …I KNEW IT!
Riku hops over and jacks Wakka up against the wall.
Riku: You’re busted now!
Wakka: Ow! (pulls Riku’s hair)
Of course they start fighting again.
Tyra: So, what’s this about?!
Myra: Tyra, don’t.
Tyra: “I need to talk to Wakka alone” If you wanted to steal my man you could have just told me so.
Tyra backs Myra into the corner.
Myra: Uh, I don’t want Wakka-
Tyra: Go ahead and steal the last of my heart. (picks up some scissors)
Myra: Uh Tyra! He came onto me-
Tyra: What’s wrong?
Myra: Stop it, Tyra, you’re scaring me-
Tyra: I wouldn’t hurt my little sister, would I? All you did was backstab me. (holds scissors up)
Myra: NO-
Tyra snips a lock of Myra’s hair off.
Myra: GASSSP! My hair!!! … (picks hair off the floor) Nooo!
Riku and Wakka are beating on each other.
Tyra: Move.
Tyra pushes Riku away from Wakka and hops on Wakka.
Wakka: Hey!
Tyra: holds scissors to his throat) I could kill you right now if I wanted to.
Wakka: Tyra! I’m-a sorry! I just-a don’t wanna be-a with you anymore!
Tyra: …Well at least you get another chance.
Tyra gets off of Wakka and puts her head against the wall.
Myra: I’m bald!
Riku: You’re not bald. baby-
Myra: I’m hideous!
Tyra: I want you all out of here. Wakka, take Caesar.
Wakka: But-
Tyra: CAESAR!
Caesar, Akira, and Rin come running out.
Caesar: Yuh?
Tyra: Go with Wakka. It’s time for you guys to leave.
Caesar: Okie. (walks over to Wakka) …
Caesar frowns and then smiles.
Caesar: Your lip is swollen.
Riku: helps Myra up) Get off the floor. It's just hair.
Myra: All the years I spent growing that hair!
Riku: picks Akira up) Wakka, I'll deal with you later.
They leave.
Ceasar: digs in nose)
Wakka: Tyra, I-
Tyra: Leave me alone, Wakka.
Wakka: ...Okay. (picks Ceasar up and leaves)
Ceasar: She dont love you no morrrrrrre!
Caesar sticks his tongue out at Wakka.
Tyra: sighs)
Wakka: Uh, I-
Riku: Just shut up, Wakka! You've ruined everything else!
Wakka: ...
Ceasar: She hates you! Na na na!
Tyra: cries) ...This keeps happening to me!
Outside...
Selphie: runs by)
Tidus: runs past)
Sora: ...
Tidus and Selphie keep runnin past,back and forth the store.
Sora is just sitting at the door watching them.
Sora: Lord, have mercy.
Tidus: runs by)
Selphie: runs past)
Tidus: pants) (runs past)
Selphie: Hey!
Tidus: stops running) Selphie!
Selphie: I've been looking everywhere for you!
Tidus: Me too.
Selphie: Have you finished with the papers?
Tidus: Yep.
Selphie: Me too.
Tidus puts his arm around her.
Tidus: Let's go get something to eat.
Tidus and Selphie walk down the street.
Sora: Weird little people.
(Everyone calls Tidus and Selphie little because they're the youngest of the group and they're the shortest.)
Meanwhile...
Kairi: It's perfect!
Lady: I knew you would like it.
Ringo is dressed in a leather jacket and a black motor cycle hat.
Riku: whimpers)
kairi: takes his paw) You like you new outfit, Ringo?
Ringo: moans) Mmmmmnnngh!!!
Kairi: ...Are you hungry?
Ringo's tail shoots up and wags.
Kairi: Then let's get you something to eat.
Lady: We have some excellent foods for your puppy.
Kairi: I will take a bag of each!
Kairi pulls her out pocket book, stuffed with Kovue's money.
Lady: Wow.
Kairi: I know how ta make my money.
Ringo: Arf!
Kairi and Ringo are so cute!
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