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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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KingdomX said:
Shtoopeed monkey.
great chap gabe.
I wonder where Sora was during the wedding
He was chasing after Ringo....he crapped all over the place and kairi made sora clean it all up.
Did i miss something... or are you making it up.
OH THE CONFUSION
OH THE CONFUSION
thats weird...gabe would have posted something by now. Ill go on aim after school and see if hes alright.
Maggie I didnt wait for you cause Hilary is grounded from the computer for the next two weeks! I did it over the phone. You know your time zone f**ks things up. =\
My bad.
And I didnt post anything cause that woman said unplug your computer! Im at school, lol this is the third time this year we havent had a teacher... i cant post now cause im not plugging my computer but Im alright...Errrrm go to teh myspace and join and add teh fic as a friend!
My bad.
And I didnt post anything cause that woman said unplug your computer! Im at school, lol this is the third time this year we havent had a teacher... i cant post now cause im not plugging my computer but Im alright...Errrrm go to teh myspace and join and add teh fic as a friend!
al ready did.
only reason i joined the thing... myspace... I used friendster be4... lol
only reason i joined the thing... myspace... I used friendster be4... lol
Wakka and Caesar went to a cafe.
Caesar: You got beat up by a girl!
Wakka: sighs)
Caesar: You look so stupid! You look like a clown that got mugged!
Wakka: Shut up, or I'll give you one.
Caesar: You can't even fite a girl! Haha!
Wakka: SHUT UP!
Caesar: You're so weak, Wakka! If Riku hadn't saved you, you would have pissed yourself!
Wakka: How about I piss on you?!
Caesar: You're such a wimp! I bet you couldn't even aim at me right!
Wakka: You're grounded, ya!
Caesar: So! Haha!
Wakka: Caesar!
Ceasar: What?!
Wakka: Shut up!
Ceasar: ...I can't believe you got beat up by a girl!
Wakka: ... (chokes Caesar) I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!
Ceasar: Ack! Gasp! Ack! Agghh!
A waiter runs over and restrains Wakka.
Waiter: You can get arrested for that here, man! You don't look like you're from around here, but child abuse isn't allowed!
Wakka: ...
Waiter: Don't let that happen again, or I'm calling the cops on you.
Wakka: ...Okay...Look, Caesar-
Caesar is GONE.
Wakka: What the?! I gotta go find my kid!
Waiter: Not without paying me first.
Wakka: pats pockets) ...He took my wallet!
Waiter: sighs) ...I'll let you go, but only because you have to find you kid, bub.
Wakka: Thanks!
Wakka runs out and looks around, frantically.
Caesar: runs) (pants)
Caesar is booking all the way down the block. He goes into a theater and buys a ticket to watch a play.
Wakka: looks around) Caesar?! Oh man! (pulls hair)
There's somebody's foot in the street which is obviously not Caesar's foot.
Wakka: Oh MAN! He got ran over!!! Nooooo!! I'm so stupid! Man! (runs)
Yes, Wakka, you ARE stupid.
Lets see what Tyra is doing...At a bar?
Tyra: sips beer) ...
Bar Tender: Rough day?
Tyra: Hell yes. (chugs beer)
She finishes her fourth glass...
Tyra: Keep it going. (sets cup down)
The Bar Tender fixes her another drink.
Tyra: Hey, mix some vodka in there too.
Bar Tender: Sure.
A guy walks in and takes a seat next to Tyra while the bar tender fixes her a drink.
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Tyra: Can you buy me a new life?
Guy: Is that a yes?
Tyra: Let me guess. You wanna buy we a drink, drug it up, knock me out, and take me to your place and then rape me.
Guy: ...
Tyra: I knew it.
Guy: ...Is it that obvious?
Tyra: Duh. Ladies pay for their own *** now. Besides, it's on the house today, right Jason?
Bar Tender: Everything is free for today but don't go calling all your little friends so they can drink everything I've got now.
Guy: Wow, I'm embarrassed now.
Tyra: Well, I'll make you a deal. You take as many drinks as I do today without passing out or puking your piss and we can go back to my place and do what drunk people do.
Guy: Are you serious?
Tyra: My life is scewed anyway...
Guy: ...I like you.
Tyra: Really? ...
Tyra picks up her glass and makes a toast.
Wow. Wakka really messed her up.
About 4 hours later...
Tidus and Selphie are on their honeymoon...
Most everyone else has gone home unless they're still eating the free food!
Tidus and Selphie are on a date at a diner.
Selphie: This is reallly nice...I can't believe Kovue paid for all this.
Tidus: (It's all going to be worth it tonight.) Hey, do you want to go see a play afterwards?
Selphie: Okay!
Selphie pulls the hair out of her face and smiles a sexy smile at Tidus.
Tidus: (It's REALLY gonna be worth it tonight.)
Let's move on again, shall we?
....It's raining outside now and Ceasar is-
Dog: chases Caesar)
Caesar: Leave me alone!!! Stupid dog! (runs)
Caesar runs past a store and trips! The dog almost has him, but-
Manager: jumps infront of Caesar with a broomstick) Get back! Go away now!
Dog: Grrr-Arg! (barks)
Manager: Get! (swings at dog)
Dog: runs off)
Manager: You’re safe now, kid...Kid?
Caesar: runs) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Caesar starts to pour tears.
Caesar: You got beat up by a girl!
Wakka: sighs)
Caesar: You look so stupid! You look like a clown that got mugged!
Wakka: Shut up, or I'll give you one.
Caesar: You can't even fite a girl! Haha!
Wakka: SHUT UP!
Caesar: You're so weak, Wakka! If Riku hadn't saved you, you would have pissed yourself!
Wakka: How about I piss on you?!
Caesar: You're such a wimp! I bet you couldn't even aim at me right!
Wakka: You're grounded, ya!
Caesar: So! Haha!
Wakka: Caesar!
Ceasar: What?!
Wakka: Shut up!
Ceasar: ...I can't believe you got beat up by a girl!
Wakka: ... (chokes Caesar) I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!
Ceasar: Ack! Gasp! Ack! Agghh!
A waiter runs over and restrains Wakka.
Waiter: You can get arrested for that here, man! You don't look like you're from around here, but child abuse isn't allowed!
Wakka: ...
Waiter: Don't let that happen again, or I'm calling the cops on you.
Wakka: ...Okay...Look, Caesar-
Caesar is GONE.
Wakka: What the?! I gotta go find my kid!
Waiter: Not without paying me first.
Wakka: pats pockets) ...He took my wallet!
Waiter: sighs) ...I'll let you go, but only because you have to find you kid, bub.
Wakka: Thanks!
Wakka runs out and looks around, frantically.
Caesar: runs) (pants)
Caesar is booking all the way down the block. He goes into a theater and buys a ticket to watch a play.
Wakka: looks around) Caesar?! Oh man! (pulls hair)
There's somebody's foot in the street which is obviously not Caesar's foot.
Wakka: Oh MAN! He got ran over!!! Nooooo!! I'm so stupid! Man! (runs)
Yes, Wakka, you ARE stupid.
Lets see what Tyra is doing...At a bar?
Tyra: sips beer) ...
Bar Tender: Rough day?
Tyra: Hell yes. (chugs beer)
She finishes her fourth glass...
Tyra: Keep it going. (sets cup down)
The Bar Tender fixes her another drink.
Tyra: Hey, mix some vodka in there too.
Bar Tender: Sure.
A guy walks in and takes a seat next to Tyra while the bar tender fixes her a drink.
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Tyra: Can you buy me a new life?
Guy: Is that a yes?
Tyra: Let me guess. You wanna buy we a drink, drug it up, knock me out, and take me to your place and then rape me.
Guy: ...
Tyra: I knew it.
Guy: ...Is it that obvious?
Tyra: Duh. Ladies pay for their own *** now. Besides, it's on the house today, right Jason?
Bar Tender: Everything is free for today but don't go calling all your little friends so they can drink everything I've got now.
Guy: Wow, I'm embarrassed now.
Tyra: Well, I'll make you a deal. You take as many drinks as I do today without passing out or puking your piss and we can go back to my place and do what drunk people do.
Guy: Are you serious?
Tyra: My life is scewed anyway...
Guy: ...I like you.
Tyra: Really? ...
Tyra picks up her glass and makes a toast.
Wow. Wakka really messed her up.
About 4 hours later...
Tidus and Selphie are on their honeymoon...
Most everyone else has gone home unless they're still eating the free food!
Tidus and Selphie are on a date at a diner.
Selphie: This is reallly nice...I can't believe Kovue paid for all this.
Tidus: (It's all going to be worth it tonight.) Hey, do you want to go see a play afterwards?
Selphie: Okay!
Selphie pulls the hair out of her face and smiles a sexy smile at Tidus.
Tidus: (It's REALLY gonna be worth it tonight.)
Let's move on again, shall we?
....It's raining outside now and Ceasar is-
Dog: chases Caesar)
Caesar: Leave me alone!!! Stupid dog! (runs)
Caesar runs past a store and trips! The dog almost has him, but-
Manager: jumps infront of Caesar with a broomstick) Get back! Go away now!
Dog: Grrr-Arg! (barks)
Manager: Get! (swings at dog)
Dog: runs off)
Manager: You’re safe now, kid...Kid?
Caesar: runs) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Caesar starts to pour tears.
ROFL!!! HAHAHAHHAA Tyra is drunk!!! LOL shes probably gonna get aids or something
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OMFG Tyra got drunk xD Wakka's life is screwed, and Caeser almost got attacked by a dog?
lmfao! great chapter gabe xD
lmfao! great chapter gabe xD
XD wakka you loser!Beaten up by a girl XD
Damn tyra O_O
Great chapter gabe =D
Damn tyra O_O
Great chapter gabe =D
great chap gabe
im so excited 4 da big death scene
but, oh-so sad wth is going to end soon
.....=[
im so excited 4 da big death scene
but, oh-so sad wth is going to end soon
.....=[
yaay! gabe sed he was gonna make a sequel (sequel?) to wth2 after kh2 is over and done with...
hopefully it'll be on this fan fic thread... but if it isnt...
we'll have a long way to get 140 pages.
at least its not THE end for Without The Heartless.
hopefully it'll be on this fan fic thread... but if it isnt...
we'll have a long way to get 140 pages.
at least its not THE end for Without The Heartless.
Hey you guys Ive only got two more pages to copy from so my fanfic is almost done. Im leaving after I finish it, so you guys wont be seeing me around anymore. Something happened yesterday and now my dad is monitoring everything I do...and Im really tired of my online life ruining my offline life...I might come back like I always do but I hope I dont. So Im trying to finish this fic as FAST as I can.
Back at the bar,Tyra and that Guy are leaving together, Wakka is out looking for his wallet. And Caesar has no where to go except-
Caesar: knocks on door) ...
Caesar's clothes are drenched in water.
Caesar: knocks on door)-
Myra walks over, holding Akira like a doll.
Myra: opens door) ...
Akira: Hi Caesar!
Rin: licks a popsicle) ?!HELLO!
Ceasar: ...Can I stay with you?
Myra: Of course. (holds door open) What happened?
Ceasar: ...I don't want to talk about it.
Caesar steps inside. Myra sets Akira down and then closes the door.
Akira: Sorry, Caesar! I wouldn't have made it rain if I had known you were out there!
Caesar frowns...
Caesar: I need new clothes.
Myra: Riku can find you some clothes. Riku's in the bedroom.
Ceasar walks to the bedroom, stiffly and shivering.
Riku: does pushups) 360, 361, 362, 363, 364, 365-
Ceasar: ... (stares at Riku)
Caesar just stares at Riku with his pouting frown.
Riku: Akira!
Akira: runs in) Yes, ma'am?
Riku: It's been enough rain! You drenched your little friend.
Akira: Yes, ma'am.
Akira goes to the window and whispers a spell and the rain immediately stops.
Ceasar: How did you do that?!
Riku: sits up) Akira, go play with Rin while I have man talk with Caesar.
Akira: Yes, ma'am!
Akira runs out...THUMP! She hits the wall.
Akira: squeals) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She kicks the wall.
Riku: You know, technically, since your foster parents deserted you, she's not your cousin anymore.
Caesar: ...
Riku: Caesar's a girl liker!
Riku grabs Caesar and tickles him.
Caesar: Agh! Stop!
Riku: Party crapper.
Caesar: I need my toga dried...
Riku: gets a towel) Where's Wakka?
Caesar: I ran away from Wakka...
Riku: Why?
Caesar: He hurt me.
Riku: What?
Caesar: He choked me!
Riku: Why'd he do that?
Caesar: ...I didn't do anything to deserve it! I was only messing with him.
Riku: Aw, he's just picking on little kids because they're the only ones he can actually beat up. Don't worry, he can't beat you up while I'm around. (pulls his cheeks) You can stay as long as you want.Caesar: Thanks, dad- Riku.
Riku: You know, I've noticed you calling me that. Here, put this towel on while I get this dry.
Caesar starts pulling off his toga.
Riku: Akira!!!
Caesar: No, don't call-
He accidentally drops the towel as Akira runs in.
Akira: Yes, ma'am?! ...HAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Caesar: pulls towel back up)
Akira falls backwards laughing.
Akira: HOT DOG!!! (kicks feet)
Riku: Akira, dry this.
Riku tosses the wet toga on Akira's face.
Akira says a spell, still while giggling and the toga dries up.
Caesar: What the?!
Akira: throws it back to Caesar) ...(giggles) HOT DOG!
Akira runs out...THUMP!
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Meanwhile....
Wakka: bangs on door) Tyra! Open up! I-a gotta tell-a ya something, yah!
Tyra is busy in the room with the guy she met at the bar.
Wakka: Tyra! ...Tyra!
Wakka uses his brain and pulls out his copy of the hotel key and goes inside. He opens the bedroom door.
Wakka: ...
Tyra is grinding on her new friend. By the way, his name is Ted.
Ted: Wait, who’s that?!
Tyra: stops) ...Geeze, Wakka! Can you come back in like...four hours?
Wakka: ...
Wakka closes the door and quickly walks out.
Haha! Wakka saw-
Tidus and Selphie are watching a play.
Selphie: Sniff! It’s so sad!
Tidus: tries not to cry) ...
Selphie: Isn’t it sad, Tidus?!
Tidus: It’s just a movie! ... (sniffles)
Selphie: Ha! I was faking it! You’re really crying, Tidus!
Tidus: What? There’s something in my eye.
Selphie: No, you were crying!
Tidus: What’s the big deal?
Selphie: No no, you get plus points for that!
Selphie kisses Tidus and they start to make out in the theater.
An hour later...-
Wakka: knocks on door)
Riku: opens the door) What?
Wakka: I-a gotta talk-a to My-a-ra.
Riku: You can’t.
Wakka: Why?
Riku: How long have you been looking for Caesar?
Wakka: What? Oh Caesar...I-a saw it, man. He-a gotta ran over, ya.! Nutting I-a can do about it.
Riku steps aside. Caesar is standing behind him.
Riku: He’s right here, Wakka.
Wakka: Caesar! (picks him up and hugs him) You were-a dead. yah!
Caesar: bites Wakka) Put me down!
Wakka: Ow! (drops him)
Caesar: You don’t care about me! You don’t even want me!
Wakka: What?
Caesar: You were trying to kill me!
Wakka: I wasn’t-...You-a made fun of-a me!
Riku: Wakka! He's five years old! Whatever he said was just some childish joke!
Wakka: He said I-
Riku: So! He was just having fun! You weren’t supposed to take it personally.
Caesar: And I’m not going with you! I wanna stay with Riku!
Wakka: But...I’m your dad!
Caesar: When I agreed to let you adopt me, I was only looking for a place to stay so I could get off the streets! I wasn’t looking for a family. But if there's any family I wanna be in, this is it! I’m not going with you! And I’m not your son!
Wakka: Tyra's not gonna-
Riku: Bye, Wakka.
Riku slams the door in Wakka’s face.
Caesar jumps into Riku’s arms and hugs him.
Riku: That was slick, little man.
Wakka: ...Fine...
Caesar: Wait. Wakka! (opens door)
Wakka: You’re coming with me?!
Caesar: No, I took your wallet so I could buy a ticket to a play. (gives him his wallet) Bye! (closes door)
Wakka: Bastard. (starts down the hallway)
Back at the bar,Tyra and that Guy are leaving together, Wakka is out looking for his wallet. And Caesar has no where to go except-
Caesar: knocks on door) ...
Caesar's clothes are drenched in water.
Caesar: knocks on door)-
Myra walks over, holding Akira like a doll.
Myra: opens door) ...
Akira: Hi Caesar!
Rin: licks a popsicle) ?!HELLO!
Ceasar: ...Can I stay with you?
Myra: Of course. (holds door open) What happened?
Ceasar: ...I don't want to talk about it.
Caesar steps inside. Myra sets Akira down and then closes the door.
Akira: Sorry, Caesar! I wouldn't have made it rain if I had known you were out there!
Caesar frowns...
Caesar: I need new clothes.
Myra: Riku can find you some clothes. Riku's in the bedroom.
Ceasar walks to the bedroom, stiffly and shivering.
Riku: does pushups) 360, 361, 362, 363, 364, 365-
Ceasar: ... (stares at Riku)
Caesar just stares at Riku with his pouting frown.
Riku: Akira!
Akira: runs in) Yes, ma'am?
Riku: It's been enough rain! You drenched your little friend.
Akira: Yes, ma'am.
Akira goes to the window and whispers a spell and the rain immediately stops.
Ceasar: How did you do that?!
Riku: sits up) Akira, go play with Rin while I have man talk with Caesar.
Akira: Yes, ma'am!
Akira runs out...THUMP! She hits the wall.
Akira: squeals) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She kicks the wall.
Riku: You know, technically, since your foster parents deserted you, she's not your cousin anymore.
Caesar: ...
Riku: Caesar's a girl liker!
Riku grabs Caesar and tickles him.
Caesar: Agh! Stop!
Riku: Party crapper.
Caesar: I need my toga dried...
Riku: gets a towel) Where's Wakka?
Caesar: I ran away from Wakka...
Riku: Why?
Caesar: He hurt me.
Riku: What?
Caesar: He choked me!
Riku: Why'd he do that?
Caesar: ...I didn't do anything to deserve it! I was only messing with him.
Riku: Aw, he's just picking on little kids because they're the only ones he can actually beat up. Don't worry, he can't beat you up while I'm around. (pulls his cheeks) You can stay as long as you want.Caesar: Thanks, dad- Riku.
Riku: You know, I've noticed you calling me that. Here, put this towel on while I get this dry.
Caesar starts pulling off his toga.
Riku: Akira!!!
Caesar: No, don't call-
He accidentally drops the towel as Akira runs in.
Akira: Yes, ma'am?! ...HAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Caesar: pulls towel back up)
Akira falls backwards laughing.
Akira: HOT DOG!!! (kicks feet)
Riku: Akira, dry this.
Riku tosses the wet toga on Akira's face.
Akira says a spell, still while giggling and the toga dries up.
Caesar: What the?!
Akira: throws it back to Caesar) ...(giggles) HOT DOG!
Akira runs out...THUMP!
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Meanwhile....
Wakka: bangs on door) Tyra! Open up! I-a gotta tell-a ya something, yah!
Tyra is busy in the room with the guy she met at the bar.
Wakka: Tyra! ...Tyra!
Wakka uses his brain and pulls out his copy of the hotel key and goes inside. He opens the bedroom door.
Wakka: ...
Tyra is grinding on her new friend. By the way, his name is Ted.
Ted: Wait, who’s that?!
Tyra: stops) ...Geeze, Wakka! Can you come back in like...four hours?
Wakka: ...
Wakka closes the door and quickly walks out.
Haha! Wakka saw-
Tidus and Selphie are watching a play.
Selphie: Sniff! It’s so sad!
Tidus: tries not to cry) ...
Selphie: Isn’t it sad, Tidus?!
Tidus: It’s just a movie! ... (sniffles)
Selphie: Ha! I was faking it! You’re really crying, Tidus!
Tidus: What? There’s something in my eye.
Selphie: No, you were crying!
Tidus: What’s the big deal?
Selphie: No no, you get plus points for that!
Selphie kisses Tidus and they start to make out in the theater.
An hour later...-
Wakka: knocks on door)
Riku: opens the door) What?
Wakka: I-a gotta talk-a to My-a-ra.
Riku: You can’t.
Wakka: Why?
Riku: How long have you been looking for Caesar?
Wakka: What? Oh Caesar...I-a saw it, man. He-a gotta ran over, ya.! Nutting I-a can do about it.
Riku steps aside. Caesar is standing behind him.
Riku: He’s right here, Wakka.
Wakka: Caesar! (picks him up and hugs him) You were-a dead. yah!
Caesar: bites Wakka) Put me down!
Wakka: Ow! (drops him)
Caesar: You don’t care about me! You don’t even want me!
Wakka: What?
Caesar: You were trying to kill me!
Wakka: I wasn’t-...You-a made fun of-a me!
Riku: Wakka! He's five years old! Whatever he said was just some childish joke!
Wakka: He said I-
Riku: So! He was just having fun! You weren’t supposed to take it personally.
Caesar: And I’m not going with you! I wanna stay with Riku!
Wakka: But...I’m your dad!
Caesar: When I agreed to let you adopt me, I was only looking for a place to stay so I could get off the streets! I wasn’t looking for a family. But if there's any family I wanna be in, this is it! I’m not going with you! And I’m not your son!
Wakka: Tyra's not gonna-
Riku: Bye, Wakka.
Riku slams the door in Wakka’s face.
Caesar jumps into Riku’s arms and hugs him.
Riku: That was slick, little man.
Wakka: ...Fine...
Caesar: Wait. Wakka! (opens door)
Wakka: You’re coming with me?!
Caesar: No, I took your wallet so I could buy a ticket to a play. (gives him his wallet) Bye! (closes door)
Wakka: Bastard. (starts down the hallway)
OH NO!!! GABE LEAVING?!
WE'RE SORRY!!!!
OH NOOOO!!!! *coughfirsttoposthaha*
Dont forget to email me anytime!! I dont know about what but feel free to anyway
WE'RE SORRY!!!!
OH NOOOO!!!! *coughfirsttoposthaha*
Dont forget to email me anytime!! I dont know about what but feel free to anyway
Cant email either, he's monitoring that too- my dad is...
=\
Meanwhile...
Sora: Sit!
Ringo: ... (snorts)
Sora: Sit! Sit down.
Ringo: stares at Sora)
Sora: Come on, boy.
Ringo: ...
Sora: ...Lay down.
Ringo: sits down)
Sora: ...Lay down.
Ringo: scratches head)...
Sora: LAY down.
Ringo: stands up)
Sora: ...Roll over.
Ringo: pulls Sora's pants leg) Grrr!
Sora: Sit!
Ringo: rolls over)
Sora: Stay.
Sora walks into the bathroom without taking his eyes off of Ringo.
Sora: At least you can do that. (turns around) WHAT THE!
Ringo is standing infront of him.
Sora: Agh! How did you-What the heck?! (runs out)
Ringo: ... (sniffs toilet)...
I’m glad everything is working out for them. Tidus and Selphie are finally getting home-
Tidus: takes tie off) It’s good to be home.
Selphie smiles at Tidus and walks into the bedroom after setting down her purse.
Around 11 pm...
Wakka: knocks on door) TYRA!
Tyra: opens door) WHAT?!
Wakka: Can-a I stay-a here tonight?
Tyra: You’re the one who pays the bills.
Wakka: ...Some-a my money-a is missing.
Tyra: Well, I just remembered that Kovue lets me stay here for free.
Wakka: Since when?
Tyra: Since last night, but that’s a secret.(closes door and goes in kitchen)
Wakka sets down his keys and lays on the couch.
Tyra: ... (goes back in the bedroom)
The next morning, Sora and Kairi are walking Ringo.
Ringo: trots down sidewalk, wagging tail) (pants)
Ringo looks so cute in his little jacket.
Kairi: holds his leash)
Ringo: looks in street)
There's a foot in the street.
Ringo: barks at foot) Arf! Grrrrr! Arf! Bark! GRRR!
Kairi: What is it sweetie?
Sora: Somebody lost their foot!
Ringo: Grrr! (pants)
Kairi: Sora!
Sora: What?
Kairi: picks Ringo up) I think he needs some water....
Sora: Then lets get him some water.
Sora and Kairi stop at the closest café.
Sora: Can we get a cup of water?
Cashier: hands Sora a cup of water) It’s free.
Sora: sets it on floor)
Ringo: shoves face in cup and drinks water) (tail wags)
Kairi: kneels down by Ringo and rubs his back) Cutie pie.
Jones is at the café!
Jones: sips coffee)
He looks at Kairi and starts to choke.
Sora: Hey, I know you! You’re that Jones dude.
Jones: ..Hi....You’re-
Sora: Sora. (shakes his hand)
Jones: clears throat) ...Nice to meet you. (stares at Kairi) Hey.
Sora: Hm?
Jones: You think I got a chance at that hot babe?
Sora: Her?
Jones: Yeahhhh.
Sora: No. Never in a million years.
Jones: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Sora: That’s my wife, gramps!
Jones: ...Oh...
Sora: I do know SOMEONE who you got a big chance with.
Jones: Who? She has a sister?
Sora: No! Bridget, duh! She still loves you! She wants you to apologize to her.Jones: For doing what?
Sora: For breaking up with her for no reason-
Jones: I broke up with her because I had to move. I knew that if we had a long distance relationship, we would have faded. She would’ve met someone else, but she would still be mine. I didn’t want to put her on lock down.
Sora: ...Explain that to her.
Jones: I can’t just waltz in there and say that. I’ve already screwed it up.
Sora: Then I’ll help you.
Jones: How?
Sora: I can set you up on a date or something.
Jones: You would do that?
Sora: Yeah.
Jones: squints eyes) Why?
Sora: Because I care.
Jones: ...Alrighty then.
Sora: Lesson one, don’t say that. It’s lame.
Jones: Sorry.
Sora: Right.
Ringo drank up all the water.
Sora: We need to be on our way. Why don’t you give me your phone number and I will get you two together?
Jones: ...My phone number?
Sora: What is it with you people and phones?!
Sora leaves the café with Kairi and Ringo.
Jones: ...Phone?
Meanwhile....
Eugene: PLEASE COME BACK!
Marylyn: Why? Are you too sissy to handle it yourself?!
Eugene: ...Yeah.
Marylyn: Fine. It sucks here anyway. Let me pack up.
Marylyn looks in her magic ball.
Marylyn: ...Hey!
Riku: OW!
Myra: wakes up) What’s up?
Riku: My ear hurts!
Marylyn: Oh brother.
Marylyn transports herself into Riku’s bedroom.
Marylyn: You guys-
Akira: AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH!
Caesar: Gasp! What?!
Rin: ?!
Marylyn: Chill, munchkins! Aw, Akira's got a little boyfriend.
Caesar: ...
Akira: ....
Riku: What do you want?!
Marylyn: Oh, hi Riku! You guys can come back to your island now, I’m leaving.
Riku: Bored of it?
Marylyn: Yeah, and your stupid dad is driving me crazy.
Riku: What’s he doing?
Marylyn: He keeps trying to molest me! And I can’t get any sleep because of his target practice.
Riku: ...Oh.
Marylyn: He threw your dead mother out. She was really starting to reek-
Riku frowns.
Marylyn: I haven’t started packing yet but I suggest you do. I will be done soon. Say hi to Sora for me. (leaves)
Riku: ....
Myra: You okay?
Riku: ...
Riku goes into deep thought.
=\
Meanwhile...
Sora: Sit!
Ringo: ... (snorts)
Sora: Sit! Sit down.
Ringo: stares at Sora)
Sora: Come on, boy.
Ringo: ...
Sora: ...Lay down.
Ringo: sits down)
Sora: ...Lay down.
Ringo: scratches head)...
Sora: LAY down.
Ringo: stands up)
Sora: ...Roll over.
Ringo: pulls Sora's pants leg) Grrr!
Sora: Sit!
Ringo: rolls over)
Sora: Stay.
Sora walks into the bathroom without taking his eyes off of Ringo.
Sora: At least you can do that. (turns around) WHAT THE!
Ringo is standing infront of him.
Sora: Agh! How did you-What the heck?! (runs out)
Ringo: ... (sniffs toilet)...
I’m glad everything is working out for them. Tidus and Selphie are finally getting home-
Tidus: takes tie off) It’s good to be home.
Selphie smiles at Tidus and walks into the bedroom after setting down her purse.
Around 11 pm...
Wakka: knocks on door) TYRA!
Tyra: opens door) WHAT?!
Wakka: Can-a I stay-a here tonight?
Tyra: You’re the one who pays the bills.
Wakka: ...Some-a my money-a is missing.
Tyra: Well, I just remembered that Kovue lets me stay here for free.
Wakka: Since when?
Tyra: Since last night, but that’s a secret.(closes door and goes in kitchen)
Wakka sets down his keys and lays on the couch.
Tyra: ... (goes back in the bedroom)
The next morning, Sora and Kairi are walking Ringo.
Ringo: trots down sidewalk, wagging tail) (pants)
Ringo looks so cute in his little jacket.
Kairi: holds his leash)
Ringo: looks in street)
There's a foot in the street.
Ringo: barks at foot) Arf! Grrrrr! Arf! Bark! GRRR!
Kairi: What is it sweetie?
Sora: Somebody lost their foot!
Ringo: Grrr! (pants)
Kairi: Sora!
Sora: What?
Kairi: picks Ringo up) I think he needs some water....
Sora: Then lets get him some water.
Sora and Kairi stop at the closest café.
Sora: Can we get a cup of water?
Cashier: hands Sora a cup of water) It’s free.
Sora: sets it on floor)
Ringo: shoves face in cup and drinks water) (tail wags)
Kairi: kneels down by Ringo and rubs his back) Cutie pie.
Jones is at the café!
Jones: sips coffee)
He looks at Kairi and starts to choke.
Sora: Hey, I know you! You’re that Jones dude.
Jones: ..Hi....You’re-
Sora: Sora. (shakes his hand)
Jones: clears throat) ...Nice to meet you. (stares at Kairi) Hey.
Sora: Hm?
Jones: You think I got a chance at that hot babe?
Sora: Her?
Jones: Yeahhhh.
Sora: No. Never in a million years.
Jones: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Sora: That’s my wife, gramps!
Jones: ...Oh...
Sora: I do know SOMEONE who you got a big chance with.
Jones: Who? She has a sister?
Sora: No! Bridget, duh! She still loves you! She wants you to apologize to her.Jones: For doing what?
Sora: For breaking up with her for no reason-
Jones: I broke up with her because I had to move. I knew that if we had a long distance relationship, we would have faded. She would’ve met someone else, but she would still be mine. I didn’t want to put her on lock down.
Sora: ...Explain that to her.
Jones: I can’t just waltz in there and say that. I’ve already screwed it up.
Sora: Then I’ll help you.
Jones: How?
Sora: I can set you up on a date or something.
Jones: You would do that?
Sora: Yeah.
Jones: squints eyes) Why?
Sora: Because I care.
Jones: ...Alrighty then.
Sora: Lesson one, don’t say that. It’s lame.
Jones: Sorry.
Sora: Right.
Ringo drank up all the water.
Sora: We need to be on our way. Why don’t you give me your phone number and I will get you two together?
Jones: ...My phone number?
Sora: What is it with you people and phones?!
Sora leaves the café with Kairi and Ringo.
Jones: ...Phone?
Meanwhile....
Eugene: PLEASE COME BACK!
Marylyn: Why? Are you too sissy to handle it yourself?!
Eugene: ...Yeah.
Marylyn: Fine. It sucks here anyway. Let me pack up.
Marylyn looks in her magic ball.
Marylyn: ...Hey!
Riku: OW!
Myra: wakes up) What’s up?
Riku: My ear hurts!
Marylyn: Oh brother.
Marylyn transports herself into Riku’s bedroom.
Marylyn: You guys-
Akira: AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH!
Caesar: Gasp! What?!
Rin: ?!
Marylyn: Chill, munchkins! Aw, Akira's got a little boyfriend.
Caesar: ...
Akira: ....
Riku: What do you want?!
Marylyn: Oh, hi Riku! You guys can come back to your island now, I’m leaving.
Riku: Bored of it?
Marylyn: Yeah, and your stupid dad is driving me crazy.
Riku: What’s he doing?
Marylyn: He keeps trying to molest me! And I can’t get any sleep because of his target practice.
Riku: ...Oh.
Marylyn: He threw your dead mother out. She was really starting to reek-
Riku frowns.
Marylyn: I haven’t started packing yet but I suggest you do. I will be done soon. Say hi to Sora for me. (leaves)
Riku: ....
Myra: You okay?
Riku: ...
Riku goes into deep thought.
oh....
well.... great chapter... Wakka isnt dead yet so...
uhmmm since there isnt much left... uhmmm....
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!
ha---haa----- ha*firsttopost*choo!!
i forgot that marilyn was on the island...
im guessin they find alll sorts of stuff when they move back
SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED HIS WIFE!!
well.... great chapter... Wakka isnt dead yet so...
uhmmm since there isnt much left... uhmmm....
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!
ha---haa----- ha*firsttopost*choo!!
i forgot that marilyn was on the island...
im guessin they find alll sorts of stuff when they move back
Rikus dad is getting naughty...
SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED HIS WIFE!!
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Sorry I wasn't posting, I was scared for some reason..... PLEASE DON'T GO!!!!!!!! *grabs on Gabe's leg* DON'T GO!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!! ANYTHING!!!! *faints* *twitch twitch*
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long,long,long, fan-fic, but I thought it was awesom.( continues to read)
Look at that, a new fan right when I have to leave..
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