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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)



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Thelonepickle

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If Gabe actually gets banned, we'll ALL start a petition to get him back! Like, post it in our sigs or something!

But we don't want to start it if he doesn't get banned. PREPARE THE WEAPONS! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
 

Thelonepickle

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Well, I'll keep the weaponry out, just incase it happens...

But yeah! *celebrates* I'm gonna go eat dinner...
 

Cloudisawesum1

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Man i hate how i go on vacations so often!Gabe might be banned!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!I WONT LET IT HAPPEN!!!!!*gets heartless*HEARTLESS!!!!!!!!!PREPARE 2 START WAR!!!!!!!!
 
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KingGabriel_VXI said:
Oh sweet! Im coming towards the part where Myra and Riku start fighting and Riku tries to shoot Myra- oops.... o_o

lol thats it daddy give the story away lol j/k
 

redharry123

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I'M BACK FOM THE LAND OF 105 DEGREES *cougharizonacough*! ooo not much reading to do...THE GABETH IS NOT BANNED! THIS CALLS FOR.....SUGAR! *rushes to the kitchen abnet and pulls out everything that has sugar in it and throws it around* SUGAR!......EAT SUGAR! :D
 

KingGabriel_VXI

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Meanwhile....
Cop: Hey, boy!
Riku: rolls dough) WHAT?!
Cop: Got mail. (gives him the letter)
It’s from Myra and Akira. It says "Okay, I won’t let them stomp my pride, Riku. I really miss you. How are you doing? I’m doing pretty good now. It’s early. After the past few days, I noticed I only sleep well with you beside me. I miss you so much. I FOUND A BUG!!!"
Riku: puts letter in pocket) Ha.
Myra gets to the hotel room and-
Akira: MOMMY!
Rin: MOMMY! (bounces up and down on butt)
Akira: Milk!
Myra goes into the kitchen and pours Akira some chocolate milk.
Myra: sighs) (gives Akira the cup)
Akira: drinks milk) Did you have a nice day at work, mommy?
Myra: Yes. It was the bomb.
Akira: It was da bomb!
Rin: pulls Myra’s pants leg)
Myra: You want some milk too?
Rin nods)
Myra pours Rin some milk too.
Rin: ?????????????? WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!....... (drinks milk)?!?!?!?!
Tyra: You got some mail again. (hands Myra the letter)
"I miss you too. And no, Fatso didn’t eat my fingers off yet, but I saw him trying to get the cheese from the mouse traps. I’m doing fine ,except for when we take showers and this geek keeps staring at me. Akira, maybe you should invest in a bug factory and then take over the world with them. I love you guys....And tell Tyra that I just remembered how big her head is."
Akira: HAAAAAA!!!! (runs into kitchen) Daddy says you have a big head, auntie! Big head! You have a big head! (shakes butt)
Tyra: Shut up.
Akira: Hahahah! (runs around)
She runs into the wall and gets knocked out for a while.
Myra starts writing back.
"I finally know how I’m going to get you outta jail. Just wait. And Akira knows how to read really good now. We love you too. Akira’s not writing cause she ran into the wall and she’s knocked out right now.
Wakka: Your munchkin is knocked out, My-a-ra!
Myra: This has happened before. She’s okay.
The next morning, Akira and Rin are taking a little bathy while Myra gets ready for work.
Akira: plays with rubber ducky) DIE DUCKY! (pushes duck under water)
Myra: looks in mirror) …Huh?!
Water splashes on Rin's face and starts dripping off.
Rin: ?! MY FACE IS MELTING OFF!!!!.....????
Akira: pours water on face) Mine too! (giggles)
Rin: .......???
Akira: I got soap in my eyes! (rubs eyes)
Rin:??????????????????
Myra goes over to Akira with a towel and wets it. She gradually rinses the soap from Akira’s sensitive eyes.
Akira: It burns!!!
Myra: I got it now.
Akira: When are you going to work, mommy?
Myra: Nope. The place blew up. (washes Akira's back)
Akira: Was there fire? (pulls rubber ducky’s head)
Myra: Yes. (rinses her back)
Akira: Was there smoke?
Myra: rinses Akira's hair) Yes.
Akira: Was there water?
Myra: Nope. (pours water on Akira's hair)
Rin: ???????????
Akira: Was it funny?
Myra: It was damn funny!
Akira: YEAH! (throws ducky)
Myra: Upsie dasie. (gets a towel and picks Akira up and sets her down) Go find something to wear. (pats Akira’s butt)
Akira bursts out laughing and runs into the kitchen butt naked.
Tyra: … (puts cookie down) I lost my appetite.
Akira: Hahahahahahahaa! (runs in bedroom)
She puts a cute dressy on. Myra picks Rin up and sets him down and then goes into the bedroom.
Rin: ????????????
Myra: Akira, you have your dress on back wards.
Akira: Oops.
Meanwhile....In the prison kitchen....
Joe: You’ve got some mail, Riku.
Riku: snatches the letter and reads it) …YES! I’m getting the f**k out of here!
Everyone looks at him..
Riku: ...Um...My woman is coming to get me… What? Keep cooking. (gets salt)
Everyone goes back to work.
Myra: Tyra I need you to baby-sit again.
Wakka: Where you-a goin now?
Myra: To get Riku.
Akira: Bye bye mommy!
Rin: BYE DADDY!
3 minutes later…
 

Thelonepickle

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One time I left, and I had, like, 40 pages!!! Oh well!

AKIRA IS SOOOOOOOO CUTE! And Riku's getting out! But he's gonna try and shoot Myra?! Then, then, then Akira will start that whole, "Daddy will PAY!" thing! It's cute, but scary!

AHHH!
 

KingGabriel_VXI

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Aw I knew I could count on you guys to keep me off the second page when I didnt post this morning. See what happened, I was gonna post it, but my stomach started hurting cause I had cereal and im lactose intolerate and then my stomach was bubbling so you know I had to go to the bathroom, and while I was in the bathroom, the power went out cause of some wreck- someone hit the pole and it didnt come on until after I went to school. So here it is, bitches. =P Just kiddin!!! << i like that word.

Myra: So how much does it cost to bail him out?
Cop: 10,000 bucks, little lady.
Myra immediately gets enraged.
Cop: Gonna pay?
Myra: Sure. (puts hand in pocket)
She pulls out a bee-bee gun and points it at his forehead.
Cop: Hey!
Myra: Where is he now?
Cop: He should be in the showers!
Myra: Thanks. (takes his keys) See ya. (shoots him)
Myra walks over his dead body and goes to the back. She walks by the cells.
Bubble: rushes to the bars) Hey!
Myra: Where’s the shower?
Bubble: Down that way.
Myra: Thanks-
Bubble: Why you wanna go down to them showers with all them men down there?
Myra: To turn the heat on.
She walks to the showers.
Bubble sticks his head between the bars and watches Myra.
Bubble: Mm-hmm! I wish I was in the shower now! (licks bar) Mmph! ...Help! I got my head stuck! Help!
When Myra gets in the showers, a couple of guys run over to her and she pulls out her gun-
Myra: Get back.
All the guys go "Whoa"
Myra: Talk and I’ll shoot you...Try touching me and I’ll blow your balls off.
Everyone shuts up…
Riku: drops soap) Stupid soap.
Myra: Riku!
Riku: Myra?! What the hell are you doing in here?!
Myra: I’m getting you out of here, duh! (takes his hand) Lets go!
Riku: I don't have any clothes on!
Myra runs out with Riku.
A Cop: Some one is trying to escape.
B Cop: Dat okay. He aint gone get over them barbwires. Especially with no clothes. (chuckles)
Myra and Riku stop infront of the barbwire fence.
Myra: ...-
Riku: See?! Were stuck! Now you’re going to jai-
Myra takes out a stick of dynamite and lights it.
Riku: Holy shit!
Myra tosses the dynamite to the fence and blows a passageway through it.
Riku: …Whoa.
She gets another stick and tosses it into the window of the jail house and -BOOM!
Riku: What the hell has gotten into you?!
Myra: Come on! (pulls Riku)
Everyone stops and stares at naked Riku as he and Myra run to the hotel.
Riku: Akira?
Tyra: SHHH! She's asleep!
Riku: Oh.
Tyra: staring at Riku’s privates) …
Riku: Move.
He walks past her and goes into the bedroom. Myra follows.
Riku: puts boxers on) That was f**king awesome.
Myra: I couldn’t take it anymore. (sits beside Riku)
Riku: Well now I know I can count on you to get me out of any mess I get into.
Myra: I got your back if you got mine.
Riku kisses Myra and they start making out. Riku climbs over on top of Myra and undresses her. Riku puts his mouth around her nipples and sucks on ‘em.
Tyra: opens door) Wakka said- Oops!
Myra: Tyra!
Riku: Big head!
Tyra: I don't have a big head-
Riku: A little privacy please?
Tyra: Fine, Santa Claus! (slams door)
Riku: kisses Myra) –
Tyra: Guess what I want for Christmas, Santa!
Riku leads a trail of kisses down Myra’s stomach and lower.
Tyra: What happened to your fatness, Santa? What, did your elves make you a Bow-flex for Christmas?
Riku: …
Tyra: Santa Claus is coming to town-
Riku: throws shoe at the door)
Tyra: … (walks away)
Riku puts his head between Myra’s legs and *cough* ‘massages’ her with his tongue. XD
Myra: gasps)
Heh. 5 minutes later- Riku is boning Myra-
Myra: Oh Riku!!!
(covers ears) XD
Riku: bangs Myra)
Tyra has her ear up to the door, listening to Myra’s loud moaning and Riku’s faint panting, and the bed hitting the wall.
Myra: Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!
Memory problem or pleasure? O.O
Riku leans down and kisses Myra. Maybe to shut her up. XD
Riku: smooches Myra)
Riku whispers in her ear.
Myra: moans) !!!
Riku: Ya like that?
Riku pushes deeper.
Myra: Gasp!
…<<
Riku pushes harder and harder in her until they reach their climax. >.< I got nothin’ now.
Riku: squeals) I’m coming!
Myra: RIKU!
Riku: bites lip)
Riku slows down and stops.
Riku: Ahhhhh.
Myra: Oh God…

 
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