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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Out of everything else, that got your attention. xD
LOL! Out of everything else, that got your attention. xD
Lmfao i was rolling on the floor from the laughter! that was one of the funniest chappies i have read! and who says you dont know how to make lemons well? that one was pretty good if you ask me 
Whoa....
That was awesome!! You are good at lemons ^_^!!!! That was funny and Romantic!! (well not romantic...more like 'erotic sex' lol)
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME BLUSHZZZZZ!!!!! >.<
XD!!!!
Erm.
(high pitched giggling) Heheheheheheehhe!
<< *coughicantwaitotmakethatpollwhenthisisovercough*
Later…
Riku and Myra are cuddling. =P
Riku: I’m a little concerned.
Myra: About what?
Riku: They’re gonna find us...Like they did on Destiny Islands.
Myra: I thought about that too.
Riku: We can run but we can’t hide.
Myra: Don’t worry, Riku. I know what I have to do. In the morning, I’m blowing this whole place up.
Riku: WHAT?! All those people are gonna get hurt-
Myra: Don’t worry! (puts hand on his cheek) Just think of it as a favor. So they can't take you again. It’ll be fine. You’ll see.
Riku: sighs)
Myra: turns over and whispers) Time for some fun.
The next morning...
Akira: watches TV) …
Rin: stares at the TV screen) ???
Riku is kicked back on the couch.
Riku: clears throat)
Akira: Where's mommy?
Riku: She's out buying some stuff.
Akira: Okay.
Meanwhile......Myra is-
Myra: holds gun up)
Cashier: Agh!
Myra: puts it down)
Cashier: …
Myra: puts it up)
Cashier: Agh!
Myra: Ahahaha!
Cashier: cries)
Myra: Okay, okay! Now um, get a bag and whatever I tell you to put in it, put it in, okay?
The cashier nods and gets a bag.
Myra: Okay I want...those condoms and some of those pills!
Cashier: Why-
Myra: Hey!
Cashier: How many?
Myra: …All of them.
The cashier starts packing the bag.
Myra: Hurry up!
Myra is holding up a pharmacy. All the customers are cowering in the corner.
Myra: If any of you tries to leave, I’ll blow this place up.
Cashier: That’s all of them.
Myra: Thank you.
She gets the bag and slowly backs to the doorway.
Myra: lights a stick of dynamite)
She tosses it into the store and blows it up. All the civilians start screaming...AGAIN.
Myra: So much fun. (looks around) What else should I get?
People are running around.
Myra: Maybe I should get-
Someone bumps into her and-
Myra: Hey!
Someone: We’re all gonna die!!!
Myra: You just hit me!!!
Someone: WE’RE GONNA DIE!
Myra: You first. (shoots him in the head)
That someone drops dead.
Myra steps on him on her way to the mall. She comes out of the mall with an ice cream cone with the building blown to bit. Then she walks to a place that sells boats- the last standing building other than the hotels.
Of course, she gets some help jacking a boat then she blows the store up. She calls Riku on her phone.
Myra: …
Riku: answers phone) Hello?...Where the hell are you?!
Myra: Take everyone to the world exit and wait for me....And don’t forget Rin.
Riku: Ook. But-
Myra: hangs up)
Riku rushes Akira, Tyra, Wakka, and Rin to the World Exit where they meet Myra in her boat.
Akira: What’s going on?!
Myra takes out her liter and puts it up to a wire that’s connected to other wires of dynamite thingies.
Myra: Akira, mommy needs your help.
Akira: What?
Myra: You don't want these people to get daddy again, right?
Akira: Yes.
Myra: I need you to devour it.
Akira: Really?!
Myra: Yep.
Akira: OH GOODIE!
Myra: …
Myra drives the boat thru the portal when-
Akira: HAZA!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Traverse Town blows up and the portal to Traverse Town disappears.
Riku: Oh my God....That was sick.
Myra high fives Akira.
Akira: Ahahahaha!
Tyra: You killed all those people!
Wakka: I left-a my ball there!
XD!!!!
Erm.
(high pitched giggling) Heheheheheheehhe!
<< *coughicantwaitotmakethatpollwhenthisisovercough*
Later…
Riku and Myra are cuddling. =P
Riku: I’m a little concerned.
Myra: About what?
Riku: They’re gonna find us...Like they did on Destiny Islands.
Myra: I thought about that too.
Riku: We can run but we can’t hide.
Myra: Don’t worry, Riku. I know what I have to do. In the morning, I’m blowing this whole place up.
Riku: WHAT?! All those people are gonna get hurt-
Myra: Don’t worry! (puts hand on his cheek) Just think of it as a favor. So they can't take you again. It’ll be fine. You’ll see.
Riku: sighs)
Myra: turns over and whispers) Time for some fun.
The next morning...
Akira: watches TV) …
Rin: stares at the TV screen) ???
Riku is kicked back on the couch.
Riku: clears throat)
Akira: Where's mommy?
Riku: She's out buying some stuff.
Akira: Okay.
Meanwhile......Myra is-
Myra: holds gun up)
Cashier: Agh!
Myra: puts it down)
Cashier: …
Myra: puts it up)
Cashier: Agh!
Myra: Ahahaha!
Cashier: cries)
Myra: Okay, okay! Now um, get a bag and whatever I tell you to put in it, put it in, okay?
The cashier nods and gets a bag.
Myra: Okay I want...those condoms and some of those pills!
Cashier: Why-
Myra: Hey!
Cashier: How many?
Myra: …All of them.
The cashier starts packing the bag.
Myra: Hurry up!
Myra is holding up a pharmacy. All the customers are cowering in the corner.
Myra: If any of you tries to leave, I’ll blow this place up.
Cashier: That’s all of them.
Myra: Thank you.
She gets the bag and slowly backs to the doorway.
Myra: lights a stick of dynamite)
She tosses it into the store and blows it up. All the civilians start screaming...AGAIN.
Myra: So much fun. (looks around) What else should I get?
People are running around.
Myra: Maybe I should get-
Someone bumps into her and-
Myra: Hey!
Someone: We’re all gonna die!!!
Myra: You just hit me!!!
Someone: WE’RE GONNA DIE!
Myra: You first. (shoots him in the head)
That someone drops dead.
Myra steps on him on her way to the mall. She comes out of the mall with an ice cream cone with the building blown to bit. Then she walks to a place that sells boats- the last standing building other than the hotels.
Of course, she gets some help jacking a boat then she blows the store up. She calls Riku on her phone.
Myra: …
Riku: answers phone) Hello?...Where the hell are you?!
Myra: Take everyone to the world exit and wait for me....And don’t forget Rin.
Riku: Ook. But-
Myra: hangs up)
Riku rushes Akira, Tyra, Wakka, and Rin to the World Exit where they meet Myra in her boat.
Akira: What’s going on?!
Myra takes out her liter and puts it up to a wire that’s connected to other wires of dynamite thingies.
Myra: Akira, mommy needs your help.
Akira: What?
Myra: You don't want these people to get daddy again, right?
Akira: Yes.
Myra: I need you to devour it.
Akira: Really?!
Myra: Yep.
Akira: OH GOODIE!
Myra: …
Myra drives the boat thru the portal when-
Akira: HAZA!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Traverse Town blows up and the portal to Traverse Town disappears.
Riku: Oh my God....That was sick.
Myra high fives Akira.
Akira: Ahahahaha!
Tyra: You killed all those people!
Wakka: I left-a my ball there!
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Good, I wasn't blinded by the lemon this time! Yay! I knew excactly how far to skip!
Anyway, Akira is soo cute! She blew up a world! Aww, how sweet!
Anyway, Akira is soo cute! She blew up a world! Aww, how sweet!
0.o Next time, do you think you could like quadruple space where the lemon is? I almost didn't miss it!!!!!!!
Any way, the second one was a good chapter!!!!!!
Especially this part:
I'm glad Riku is out of jail.
Any way, the second one was a good chapter!!!!!!
Especially this part:
She's so cute. She hasn't gotten to blow anything up for a long time!
I'm glad Riku is out of jail.
wow 0_0 when you said Myra snapped, she really snapped! poor poor someone, we will nevere know his name. v_v.
YAY Akira blew traverse town up! and wakka lost his ball more yays!! yays for everyone! *throws yays*
YAY Akira blew traverse town up! and wakka lost his ball more yays!! yays for everyone! *throws yays*
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Yay! *catches a yay*
Anyway, yeah, has anybody noticed that Myra hasn't forgotten anything in a really long time? Maybe she's snapped out of it! That'd be awesome!
But I don't know...
Anyway, yeah, has anybody noticed that Myra hasn't forgotten anything in a really long time? Maybe she's snapped out of it! That'd be awesome!
But I don't know...
She did say that she remembered the important stuff.
D
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lol this is gonna be really random lol but i just started busting out laughing on the Boooooooooooooom part sorry like i said i know that was random....
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Lol, don't be afraid to show your weirdness! Lol...
LOL!
LOL!
D
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Im not weird lol im just a random person
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soo awesome!! XD
i was laughing so hard! post more!!
i was laughing so hard! post more!!
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Well, okay, you're RANDOM. I'm WEIRD.
Anyway, yeah, nice chapter, Gabe.
Anyway, yeah, nice chapter, Gabe.
OMG! Its so great to see you all posting about my fanfic. XD
No chappy now, in the morning.
Just an announcement. My sister let me read a lemon she wrote cause she wanted me to read something of hers and I kept asking "does it have f**king in it?" so she wrote one and it was awesome! So I think IM letting her write my lemons from now on. Dont worry my sister (Forced_Pain) is good at it. =P
No chappy now, in the morning.
Just an announcement. My sister let me read a lemon she wrote cause she wanted me to read something of hers and I kept asking "does it have f**king in it?" so she wrote one and it was awesome! So I think IM letting her write my lemons from now on. Dont worry my sister (Forced_Pain) is good at it. =P
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Well, as long as you still have Lemon Alerts, I'm fine.
Anyway, yeah, I've gotta get off.
Anyway, yeah, I've gotta get off.
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