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KingGabriel_VXI

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You guys are being too supportive. NOW I HAVE TO GET OFF MY LAZY BUTT AND WORK ON CHAPTERS. *drags self to fanfic*

Btw: Glad youre caught up, did I give you rep yet?
King: OMG YOU TWO ARE RELATED SO COOL NO WONDER YOURE BOTH GOOD FANS. *throws confetti*

AND YES ANT12345 o.o You got teh right chapter. ^.^
 

SoRaBhK_dUdE

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Since I'm really bored and I'm waiting for Gabe's chapter, I'm going to find a funny quote from the story and post it. And I found another Simon one.
Akira scans Simon one more time and then hands him the hot dog.
Akira: You need that more than I do. (takes Rin’s hand)
Simon: bites hotdog)-
Akira: Don’t EAT it!
Simon: What else would I do with it?
Akira: You should use it to replace your small -
Good times, good times.
 

warboyX

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I'm gonna post alot so you will all know me and recognize ME.
=P
I've been waiting so long to post!
IM GONNA MAKE UP FOR THE SIX MONTHS I WAS NOT HERE!

PS. how do we put the image on the signature?
I WANT A "WITHOUT THE HEARTLESS" on my sig!!!

1. No wonder Sora cant have kids. He keeps getting
hit/kicked/run into/another word for getting hit in the balls. Lol.
2.well... Sum1 asked this before but... what happened to pirate? SHE was funny!
was SHE replaced by Rin?
???? ! !
3. You RULE GABE!!!
4. Myra's mental problem seems to be getting better
5. YOU GOT CID IN, WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS??!
???? ! !
6. sorry if im being rude
7. [darnit, need more things to talk about]
8. uhhh... AND-- uhhhh...
9. you guys are funny
10. ARE YOU READING?
??? ! !
11.Why did you close the thread a few days back? you scared me there.
12. OH YEAH!! I WANTED TO ASK Y------

Warboy's mom: YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!! GO TO SLEEP!!!
13. Uhhh.... Bye!!!!

EDIT: I ADDED THE THING TO THE SIG TODAY

GABE IS COOL!!! CHAPTERS RULE!!!!
 
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King_Mickey1000

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Teh good Times!!!

Riku:kicks Sora in his nuts)Thats what!
Sora:Oh!!! Owwwwwww!!!!!!(falls on ground, holding crotch)

Marylyn sneaks up behind Kairi and swings the bat towards her head but Kairi moves and the bat bashes Sora in his crotch-
Sora:OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!(falls to knees and holds his crotch)

K-dad: kicks Sora in his crotch)
Sora: gasps) EEEEEEEEEEEERRRNGGH! (falls to knees, holding crotch) Help…me…

Sandy kicks Sora in his balls and runs into her house and locks the door.

Thinking fast and brutally, Kovue runs over and kicks Hercules in the balls.
Hercules: holds crotch) ...Ow... (falls over and lays on ground)

Riku jacks the police officer up by his collar and he pulls out a stun gun.
Officer: Hey!(shocks him in the crotch with stunner)
Riku silently drops him, falls to the ground, kicks his legs on the ground, holds his breath, and twitches at the same time.

Tidus: Excuse me? You’re the cock sucker here!!!
Selphie: gasps) …You’re ugly!
Tidus: Your chest is too flat!
Selphie: YOUR CROTCH IS TOO FLAT!
xD I bet it is...

Riku goes to his house when-
Akira runs into Riku’s crotch and falls.
Riku: Owwwwieeeeeeee!! (holds crotch) (falls to knees) Unnnngh…
Akira: cries) Daddy hit me!
Riku: YOU hit ME!
Akira: Bully!
Akira starts to cry.
Myra: picks her up) What’s wrong?
Akira: Daddy hit me with his hotdog!
Myra: How mean! Hmmph! (takes her in kitchen) Time for some popcorn.
Riku: Grrrrrr. (kicks feet on floor)

Sora: Oh no! Kairi, please don’t-
Kairi: kicks Sora in his crotch)
Sora: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhh!!!
Sora falls down, holding his crotch and Pirate flies over and craps on his head.
Sora: whimpers)

Kairi: You just don’t know how to! (kicks him in the crotch) You’re lucky I don’t tell Sora! …Don’t ever kiss me again! (leaves)
Tidus: Yes ma’am! (groans)

Kairi: quickly gets up and kicks Riku in the crotch)
Riku: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sora: …That’s what you get, bastard.
Riku: lays on the ground, holding his crotch)

Akira runs into his crotch.
Akira: Move it, daddy! (runs around)
Riku: Nrrrrghh!!! (grabs crotch) She’s got a forehead of steal.
Riku crawls to the bathroom and closes the door.

Sandy: Fine then! (stands up) You’re going to regret this. (kicks Riku in his balls) You were using me to make Kairi jealous anyway.
Riku: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (grabs crotch) What the hell is your problem?! Get out!!!

of course there are more good times but im too lazy to post em all =P
 

darkriku14

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xD ah yes, King Mickey1000. good times, good times.

*looks over old chapters* im too lazy to repost others like that xD
 

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Ohhmygosh! Red is not dead! Hmm is that really you red??? *pokes red* It is you!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Finaly my laptop came back from repairs! Now i don't have to wait for king to get his lazy butt off the computer so i could post! Happy Day!
 

redharry123

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its me its me! i sware! i'm real! I'M AALLLIIIVVVEEEE! *thinks*...red....dead....HEY! that rhyms!:D

GABE! TAKE YOUR MEDICINE! AND...GET BETTER! AND......YA! LISTIN TO THE DOCTOR! *puts doctor stuff on* SEE! i have the doctor stuff...so i am the doctor. LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR! *puts bandaid on gabe's nose* there! all better! NOW POST! ......pleez.

ok let me get this strait ....Dark_Keyblade and King_Mickey1000 are related! OH MY GOLLY GOSH! :eek: WOW! COOL! ....i wanna be related to someone.....hey gabe, wanna be related? lol
 

warboyX

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OH NO!
GET WELL GABE!!
OH THE SUSPENSE!! WHEN IS THE NEXT CHAPTER?!?!
What happened last?
Oh yeah.
Selphie and Tidus got married
My Bad...

Where's Eughey?
I havent seen him here for so many pages?
oh well

since you guys have been doing this longer than me.
WHERES PIRATE??



YO HO YO HO! ITS A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!!
 

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redharry123 said:
*rereads the fic for the 43252th time*


43252nd time.

ME:HAH I LOVE BEING AN ASSHOLE.

door breaks down)
Me: uhh... what happened?
Mob of Eughey and Redharry come in)
:eek:
Me: I WAS KIDDING!!
Red: CORRECT YOURSELF.
Me: DID I SAY 43252nd TIME?!? I MEANT 43252st!!!
Red: Ahem? (Clears throat)
Me: 43252th?:confused:
Red: Better. Lets go Boys.
MOB: What of the rong purson?
Red: We leave him. Now we go! Gabe needs our help!
MOB: SIR YE----
Red: Sir?
MOB: YES MA'AM PLEES DoNt KiL us
Red: Fair enough.
They walk out of the house)

Me: thinks to self.
[How many time do I have to remember?! DONT MAKE FUN OF RED!!]
_________________________________________________________________


GABE/LORD GABRIEL!!

WE NEED YOU AND YOUR RIGHTEUS TYPING SKILLS
TO WRITE A CHAPTER!

WE MISS YOU!!!!!
GET BETTER!!!
CURAGA!
CURAGA!
AEROGA!
CURAGA!
 

KingGabriel_VXI

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You guys are hilarious. :)
And youve got me using those damned emoticons. <.<
xD


With your support and me being out of school on the count of Im dangerously sick, I have prepared chapters. Enjoy.


Sora takes a walk around town. His old buddy shouts at him on his way past.
Puppy: Arf! (wags tail)
Sora: ...Hey, puppy! Heyyyyy! What’s up?
Puppy: puts paws on window) Arf!
Sora: Arf!
Puppy: Grrr!
Sora smiles and walks into the store. He picks up the puppy.
Sora: Hey, puppy!
Puppy: pulls Sora's shirt) Grrrrrrrr-
Sora: Grrrr!
Puppy: licks Sora’s face)
The puppy whimpers and then pants.
Sora: You’re cute.
Sora pets the puppy’s head.
Puppy: wiggles around) Grrrr!
Sora: licks the puppy's face) Goooooood boy! Gooooooood boy!!!
Puppy: pants)
Manager: Hey what are you doing?
Sora: sets puppy down) I was...playing with the dog...
The manager is a elderly red head woman with an Irish accent.
Manager: Oh…He could use some loving. And a good owner. A' course I can hardly afford to feed him. My business isn’t going too well. But, you don’t wanna hear me mope. (sweeps floor)
Sora: How much for the puppy?
Manager: High.
Sora: Not a problem. How much?
Manager: ...Three hundred and fifty, son. That’s a pure bread dog.
Sora: Four hundred? Okay, I will be right back!
Sora sets the puppy down and sprints out of the store.
Manager: What in the world?
Sora is on his way to his dad's mansion.
In Tyra's and Wakka's hote
l room they-
Tyra: Just shut the f**k up, Wakka!
Wakka: No-a Tyra! YOU shut up! You’re always yelling at me! Well, now its my turn!
Tyra: I’m listening, beach boy.
Wakka: I get sick and tired of you bossing me around, hitting me, and screaming at me! You-
Tyra: What-
Wakka: Shut up! I’m not gonna take it anymore!
Tyra: Why-
Wakka: SHUT UP!!!! I’m not done talking to you!!!
Caesar watches, drinking his jungle juice.
Wakka: I’ve told you before, but you never listen-
Tyra: I-
Wakka: SHUT UP!! You’re gonna hear me out! I gotta-
Tyra: I’m sorry!
Wakka: ...What?
Tyra: I apologize! I hit you all the time, I take advantage of you, and I hit you a lot! I’m sorry. I have…issues.
Wakka: ...
Caesar: FIGHT!
Tyra: Go play with the telephone, Caesar.
Caesar: What’s a telephone?
Tyra: I’m sorry I hurt you.
Wakka: But WHY do you do it?!
Tyra: I like hitting you…I dunno, maybe it’s about my mom and how-
Wakka: Well, I don’t like it and I’m putting a stop to it.
Tyra: Huh-
Wakka: We’re through and I don’t ever wanna see you again.
Tyra: What?!
Wakka: I’m leaving. (opens door)
Tyra: closes door) I wouldn’t do that if I was you.
Wakka: You’re pissing me off, Tyra!
Tyra: Please! Wakka, PLEASE! Don’t leave!
Wakka: …
Tyra: I’m sorry!
Tyra hugs Wakka and he frowns, sighing.
Wakka: Grrrr.
Caesar: Oh brother!
Caesar throws his juice down.
Caesar: I wanna see Akira!
Tyra: You saw her earlier.
Caesar: So!
He jumps on the couch screaming.
Tyra: Okay, okay! Come on!
Caesar grabs another juice box and runs over.
Caesar: YAY!
Wakka: I will take him…I need to fix their mirror anyway.
Tyra: Okay...Bye, I love you…
Wakka: I’ll see you later.
Wakka picks Caesar up and walks out, slamming the door behind himself.
Tyra leans against the door.
Tyra: Look what you’ve f**ked up now, Tyra. Nice going.
She slides down and sits on the floor…Then she starts to cry.
At Kovue's mansion...
Sora: Please! PLEASE DADDY PLEASE! (pokes lip out)
S-dad: Why?!
Sora: To help an old lady, daddy!
S-dad: I thought it was for the puppy!
Sora: Yeah but I need more money to feed it!
S-dad: Why do you need the puppy?
Sora: Because Kairi wants to have my baby and I can’t so if I get her a puppy-
S-dad: You could have just said that, son! How much do you need?
Sora: How about two thousand!
S-dad: Geeze, Sora! Take the whole damned wallet!
Kovue hands Sora the wallet and walks off shaking his head.
Sora: Thanks, daddy!
S-dad: Go play with your puppy, queer!
Kovue walks into the next room.
Sora whistles and leaves the mansion.
Tidus and Selphie are on the couch making out.
Sora: Have a nice nap Tidus?
Tidus: Yup!
Sora: Have you seen Kairi?
Selphie: No, she said she was looking for you.
Sora: Oh geeze… Well thanks.
Sora walks out, running his fingers through his braids.
Tidus and Selphie go back at smooching.
Meanwhile...Kairi is just walking the streets. She sort of forgot she was looking for Sora.
Kairi: sighs)
A lady with a baby walks beside Kairi.
Baby: points at Kairi)
Kairi: ...-
Lady: It’s not polite to point, Jonny.
Baby: She has hair like my baby sitter, mommy!
Kairi smiles.
Lady: All he can talk about is his babysitter...Do you have kids?
Kairi: No.
Lady: I’ve got five...They’re so sweet. I feel blessed to have them.
Kairi: ...Oh...
Lady: It was nice having a word with ya. I best be going. .Bye.
Baby: Bye, lady!
The kid waves as his mother crosses the street with him.
Kairi: waves) …F**k this.
Kairi turns around and heads for the hotel.
At Myra's house...
Wakka: I’m-a put up the sheet-a of glass and drill-a it to da wall-
Myra:
Wakka: …
Wakka grins.
Myra: ...Um is there a problem?
Wakka: Oh no...Like-a I was saying, then I’m-a put da plastic glass ova the mirror so dat Riku-a can’t break it. See?
Myra: Riku is really quite strong, Wakka. Plastic can’t hold him back anywhere. How much do I owe you?
Wakka: I do it for free, Myra.
Myra: Oooookay-
Riku: walks over and smacks her on the butt) What’s up, baby?
Myra: Nothing. Wakka's just here to replace the mirror you broke.
Riku puts his arms around Myra and hugs her.
Riku: I thought you broke it with your face, Myra.
Myra: You broke it with you fist.
Riku: Give daddy some sugar.
Riku and Myra smooch.
Wakka: clears throat)
Akira walks over, dragging a small blanket that Riku’s mother knitted for her some time ago.
Akira: pulls Riku’s pants leg) Come on, daddy!
Riku: stops smooching) Hmm?
Akira: I have to show you something!!! (pulls Riku’s leg)
Riku: I’m coming. (picks her up)
Myra: I’ll leave to you to your job, Wakka.
Wakka: Okay, My-a-ra.
Myra: goes in kitchen)
Wakka sighs.
Wakka: She’s so pretty…

*eats a pound cake* *shares it with the next poster*
 
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Damn school! Preventing me to post sooner!!! Sweet chapter gabe! I think its about time Wakka got some balls and started standing up too Tyra. But i think he about to get those same balls kicked for messin' with myra....baaaaad idea wakka, very bad. :D
 
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