At the pet shop...
Sora: Here ya go.
Sora hands a whole wallet to the manager.
Manager: looks in wallet) I’ve never seen this much money in my life!
Sora: It’s not that much.
Manager: I think I’m gonna pass out-
Sora: Really? I’ll call 911! Where's the phone?
Manager: I was just joking with ya, sonny...What’s a phone?
Sora: It’s a little thing that-
Manager: Son, the puppy is only 375! I don’t need all this money-
Sora: No its yours. I get da dog and you get paid big time.
Manager: But I don’t want to take your money-
Sora: And I’d like a job...
Manager: What?!
Sora: I’ll work for free.
Manager: You’re joking.
Sora: Nope.
Manager: ...You start first thing in the morning.
Sora: Ooookay then.
Sora smiles and picks up the puppy.
Sora: I will see you then.
He walks out the store with the dog.
Manager: Such a nice young man.
Puppy: licks Sora's face)
At the cafe...
Kairi: stares at salt shaker)...
A shirtless waiter walks over to Kairi.
Jim: Hey sweet thing.
Kairi: That’s not my name.
Jim: Okay, what IS your name?
Kairi: It’s Kairi...
Jim: Have we met?
Kairi: No.
Jim: Where's your boyfriend?
Kairi: Where's your shirt?
Jim: Would you like it as a souvenir?
Kairi: Are you gonna take my f**king order, faggot?
Jim swallows his gum.
Jim: swallows gum) ...What will you have ma'am?
Kairi: Coffee.
Jim: Okay. (goes in back)
Kairi: sighs)
Sora walks by and backs up.
Sora: Kairi? (knocks on the window)
Kairi: Sora?
Sora: holds puppy up to window) Come out here!
Kairi: runs out) Oh my god! Who's puppy is this?!
Sora: It’s yours. (hands her the puppy)
The puppy licks Kairi’s face. Kairi grins.
Sora: You wanted a baby so I got you one.
Puppy: licks Kairi’s face). (tail wags)
Sora: He likes you!
Kairi: Thank you, Sora! (kisses him)
Puppy: tail wags)
Sora: Come on.
Sora puts his arm around Kairi.
Sora: Let’s head home.
Sora, Kairi, and the puppy head home.
Jim: Here’s your coffee, ma’am…Ma’am? (looks around) Damn it! (sighs)
Jim sips from the coffee.
Head Manager: Slacking off? You’re fired! And you’re paying for the coffee.
Jim: ... (runs)
Head Manager: HEY!
Jim runs into the street and gets ran over and squashed by a driver.
Manager: You can run but you cant hide, boy!
The remains of Jim are scattered in the street!
Head Manager: … (sips coffee) Oh, it’s been a while.
Back at Myra’s and Riku’s place…
Wakka: I-a finish! Myra, I finished!
Myra struts over to Wakka.
Myra: Thanks. It looks great, Wakka.
Wakka: smiles) …
Myra: Are you hungry?
Wakka: I could-a use a drink, yah.
Myra takes Wakka’s hand and takes him into the kitchen.
Wakka: sits in chair) ...
Myra: looks in the fridge)
She pours him some juice and sits down too.
She gives Wakka the cup and sits down by him.
Wakka: chugs down juice) This-a Kool-Aid?
Myra: Yeah. Akira made it.
Wakka: Is that why there’s so much sugar in it?
Myra: Uh...Yeah...Um sorry. She-
Wakka: Its okay, yah. I like-a it like dat.
Wakka licks the sugar off his lips.
In the bedroom...
Riku: does pushups)
Akira: watches) 101, 110, 103...33, 64, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...7, 1111, 29-
Riku: does pushups) Gah!
Akira: -22, 105, 150, 2, 3, 8? N, 7, 8, 9, 10...B?
Riku: stops) What the hell are you counting by?!
Akira: Threes?
Riku: Who taught you how to count?!
Akira: Rin did, daddy!
Wakka: You-a have a really-a beautiful kid, My-a-ra.
Myra: I know.
Wakka: She's gotta everything you-a got. (puts hand on her leg) She's got da face, the eyes, and an amazing smile.
Myra blushes.
Wakka starts to rub her leg.
Wakka: Fine lips…A nice ***-
Myra: WHAT?!
Wakka throws himself to Myra and kisses her.
Myra: Ugh! Wakka, stop!
Wakka holds Myra down a kisses her. EWWWW SEXUAL HARRASSMENT.
Myra: squirms) Stop!! RIKU!
Riku: Momma’s in trouble!
Riku scoops Akira up and runs in the kitchen, swinging her around like she was playing. Then he just gets plain pissed off when he gets in the kitchen.
Riku: …
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Sora: Here ya go.
Sora hands a whole wallet to the manager.
Manager: looks in wallet) I’ve never seen this much money in my life!
Sora: It’s not that much.
Manager: I think I’m gonna pass out-
Sora: Really? I’ll call 911! Where's the phone?
Manager: I was just joking with ya, sonny...What’s a phone?
Sora: It’s a little thing that-
Manager: Son, the puppy is only 375! I don’t need all this money-
Sora: No its yours. I get da dog and you get paid big time.
Manager: But I don’t want to take your money-
Sora: And I’d like a job...
Manager: What?!
Sora: I’ll work for free.
Manager: You’re joking.
Sora: Nope.
Manager: ...You start first thing in the morning.
Sora: Ooookay then.
Sora smiles and picks up the puppy.
Sora: I will see you then.
He walks out the store with the dog.
Manager: Such a nice young man.
Puppy: licks Sora's face)
At the cafe...
Kairi: stares at salt shaker)...
A shirtless waiter walks over to Kairi.
Jim: Hey sweet thing.
Kairi: That’s not my name.
Jim: Okay, what IS your name?
Kairi: It’s Kairi...
Jim: Have we met?
Kairi: No.
Jim: Where's your boyfriend?
Kairi: Where's your shirt?
Jim: Would you like it as a souvenir?
Kairi: Are you gonna take my f**king order, faggot?
Jim swallows his gum.
Jim: swallows gum) ...What will you have ma'am?
Kairi: Coffee.
Jim: Okay. (goes in back)
Kairi: sighs)
Sora walks by and backs up.
Sora: Kairi? (knocks on the window)
Kairi: Sora?
Sora: holds puppy up to window) Come out here!
Kairi: runs out) Oh my god! Who's puppy is this?!
Sora: It’s yours. (hands her the puppy)
The puppy licks Kairi’s face. Kairi grins.
Sora: You wanted a baby so I got you one.
Puppy: licks Kairi’s face). (tail wags)
Sora: He likes you!
Kairi: Thank you, Sora! (kisses him)
Puppy: tail wags)
Sora: Come on.
Sora puts his arm around Kairi.
Sora: Let’s head home.
Sora, Kairi, and the puppy head home.
Jim: Here’s your coffee, ma’am…Ma’am? (looks around) Damn it! (sighs)
Jim sips from the coffee.
Head Manager: Slacking off? You’re fired! And you’re paying for the coffee.
Jim: ... (runs)
Head Manager: HEY!
Jim runs into the street and gets ran over and squashed by a driver.
Manager: You can run but you cant hide, boy!
The remains of Jim are scattered in the street!
Head Manager: … (sips coffee) Oh, it’s been a while.
Back at Myra’s and Riku’s place…
Wakka: I-a finish! Myra, I finished!
Myra struts over to Wakka.
Myra: Thanks. It looks great, Wakka.
Wakka: smiles) …
Myra: Are you hungry?
Wakka: I could-a use a drink, yah.
Myra takes Wakka’s hand and takes him into the kitchen.
Wakka: sits in chair) ...
Myra: looks in the fridge)
She pours him some juice and sits down too.
She gives Wakka the cup and sits down by him.
Wakka: chugs down juice) This-a Kool-Aid?
Myra: Yeah. Akira made it.
Wakka: Is that why there’s so much sugar in it?
Myra: Uh...Yeah...Um sorry. She-
Wakka: Its okay, yah. I like-a it like dat.
Wakka licks the sugar off his lips.
In the bedroom...
Riku: does pushups)
Akira: watches) 101, 110, 103...33, 64, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...7, 1111, 29-
Riku: does pushups) Gah!
Akira: -22, 105, 150, 2, 3, 8? N, 7, 8, 9, 10...B?
Riku: stops) What the hell are you counting by?!
Akira: Threes?
Riku: Who taught you how to count?!
Akira: Rin did, daddy!
Wakka: You-a have a really-a beautiful kid, My-a-ra.
Myra: I know.
Wakka: She's gotta everything you-a got. (puts hand on her leg) She's got da face, the eyes, and an amazing smile.
Myra blushes.
Wakka starts to rub her leg.
Wakka: Fine lips…A nice ***-
Myra: WHAT?!
Wakka throws himself to Myra and kisses her.
Myra: Ugh! Wakka, stop!
Wakka holds Myra down a kisses her. EWWWW SEXUAL HARRASSMENT.
Myra: squirms) Stop!! RIKU!
Riku: Momma’s in trouble!
Riku scoops Akira up and runs in the kitchen, swinging her around like she was playing. Then he just gets plain pissed off when he gets in the kitchen.
Riku: …
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Sorry, I had to say that. ^.^
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) AHHHH!!!!! RIKU IS GONNA EXPLODE!!!! 