Riku runs home and looks through his window. Myra is playing with Akira.
Myra has her eyes covered and Akira is covering hers too.
Myra: And now you can see everything that you never thought you could see.
Riku: watches)
Akira: ...Like that thing in daddy's pants?
Myra: Even that.
Riku: ......
Akira: But I can see through my hands!
Myra: Okay enough of that. (uncovers eyes)
Akira: moves hands) If daddy asked you to marry him, would you forget?
Myra: I don’t forget things that are important to me.
Akira: Oh.
Myra: Why do you ask?
Akira: I don't know! Read me a story! (falls backwards on the bed) Weeee!
Riku: takes lucky crystal out of pocket) ....Sorry Tidus...
Riku puts it back in his pocket and goes over to Sora's house.
Kairi jumps downstairs and runs toward the door and-
Sora: picks her up) I’ll get it!
Kairi: squirms) It’s my turn to get the door! (wiggles)
Sora: You got it last ti-
They fall.
Kairi: bites Sora’s chin)
Sora: Hey!!!
They start rolling around on the floor. Riku opens the door.
Riku: ...Freak shows.
He steps over them and walks to the back. He knocks on Kairi’s mom’s door.
Kairi's mom and Cid are in bed-
k-mom: giggles)
Riku: ... (puts ear up to door)
k-mom: giggles) Oh, stop it.
Cid: growls at her)
k-mom: Oh, Cid!
She puts a grape in his mouth.
Riku: snickers)
Cid puts a grape in her mouth!
k-mom: eats grape) I love you, sugar bear.
Cid: I love you, honey suckle.
k-mom: Sexy little muffin.
Cid: Baby mama.
Riku: chuckles)
Cid: Candy lips!
k-mom: Sweet-....Do you hear that?
Riku is on his hands and knees, laughing!
Cid: opens the door) What do you want?
Riku: Um! (gets up) …I need to talk to Virginia.
K-mom: What, Riku? We’re busy!
Riku: I need a ring made. It’s for Myra. I need a wedding ring.
K-mom: Oh cool! I just love making wedding rings!
She hops up and walks over to him.
K-mom: So, do you have the jewel?
Riku: Yeah.
He hands her his lucky crystal.
K-mom: Ooh, pretty! I should have it done by tomorrow!
Meanwhile....Tidus walks to his house moping. He plops on his bed.
T-mom: comes upstairs) Sweetie? Want some cookies?
Tidus: gets a handful of cookies) ...
T-mom: What’s wrong?
Tidus: Leave me alone. (closes door)
T-mom: ...Bob! Tidus is lonely again!!!
Tidus: pulls shirt off) Stupid Riku. Stupid bouquet. Stupid marriage thingy. (bites cookie) ...Stupid cookie. (flexes muscles) Even Kairi is more ripped than I am. (eats cookies) But Kairi doesn’t have a six pack, does she? No no no. She doesn’t.
Sora and Kairi run out of the house.
Kairi: runs) HELP!
Sora: chases her) Come back, baby!
Kairi: trips and rolls in sand)
Tidus watches from his window.
Sora: catches her)
Sora starts kissing her all over her face.
Tidus: ...I suck. (eats cookies)
The next day....In the spring Riku, Myra, and Akira are wadding in the water.
Akira: pours water on face)
Riku: wipes sweat off of face)
Myra: kicks feet)
Riku: splashes Akira)
Akira: plays dead)
Akira opens one of her eyes and peaks out at them.
Myra and Riku are just smiling at her.
Akira: twitches) ... (twitches)
Riku: holds Myra's hand)
Myra: blushes)
They start smooching.
Akira: opens eyes) …EWW GROSS!
…
Akira: YUCKY!
…
Akira: Ugh!!! Stop!!!
Riku: splashes her)
Akira: sticks tongue out at him) ... (plays in water) Mooooooooooooooooo! (splashes around) Ew! Daddy's being a horny toad!
Myra: leans on Riku) Sigh. Remember the day we met?
Riku: Yep.
Myra: And that night in Traverse Town, huh?
Riku: Yesssss.
Myra: I’ll never forget that night.
Akira: Why?
Myra: Oh...um...
Akira: Aunt Kairi told me that’s the night you made me!
Riku: Accidentally.
Akira: You didn’t want me?!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: Its not that I didn’t want YOU, I just wasn’t wanting a baby. Myra tricked me! (takes ring out of pocket)
Myra: I knew-
POP DA QUESTION!
Riku holds the ring up
Riku: Will you marry me?!?!?
Myra: Oh...my...god.
Akira: snickers)