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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)



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no he is not someone asked if his name was really gabriel or if it was just a random screenname he made up he is not loosing it lol
 

Darkness Princess

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AAAAH! You posted so much, its going to take me forever to catch up to all of this. *Pants in effort of absorrbing too much information*. Anywyays amazing chaps gabe.
 

Thelonepickle

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I'm in my second week of school, and I'm still on pretty much all the time...

But I have no social life, so yeah.
 

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Well lone pickle!! I have to come back at 4 take care of kids (or get on) and have to do homework. and fall asleep early .Bc i get sleepy in school.but the latest i could sleep is liike 1 .but i do have lotts of time to get on either way. But im gon to join sports so, i need to have practices and come back home late. so thts a big tough one
 

KingGabriel_VXI

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After breakfast they go to Sora’s house. Myra and Kairi are talking in the kitchen.
Kairi: sips coffee) So...How's it going?
Myra: Guess what I overheard.
Kairi: What?
Myra; Akira trying to get Riku to propose.
Kairi: Really?!
Myra: Uh-huh!
Kairi: It could happen any day now!
They start the high pitched squealing.
Sora, Riku, and Akira are in the den.
Sora: whispers in Akira's ear)
Akira: …
Riku: What are you saying to her?
Sora: Now go say what I told you to say. (pats Akira on the back)
Akira runs into the kitchen.
Akira: BITCH!
Myra: What the-
Kairi: spits coffee out) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Myra: Akira!
Akira: runs in den)
Sora: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Myra: looks out) Sora, enjoy your last day alive.
Riku: Heh.
Myra: leans on counter) She's gonna be running all around the house saying that.
Kairi: Aw come on. You know it was funny.
Myra; It wasn’t funny.
Kairi: I already told her the other curse words anyway.
Myra: WHAT?!
Kairi: runs)
Myra starts chasing Kairi.
Riku: Soo...Where did you get that ring?
Sora: Kairi's mom made it.
Riku: Free?
Sora: Duh. All you have to do is give her a jewel and she'll make it.
Riku: She made Kairi’s wedding ring too?
Sora: Yeah, why? You gonna propose?
Riku: I’m thinking about it…
Akira: I wanna see you get married!!!!
Riku: I do too.
Sora: Maybe you should wait until Tidus proposes.
Riku: Why?
Sora: Ya know...Selphie caught Kairi’s bouquet.
Riku: I don’t think they’ll ever get married! Tidus really isn’t the love dubby type.
Sora: What makes you think you are?
Riku: I’ll do it!
Sora: You’re gonna chicken out!
Riku: No I won’t!
Sora: Yuh-huh!
Riku: No I won’t!
Sora: Yes you will!!
Riku: Wanna bet?!
Sora: Hell yah!
Akira: Ooh! You said H-
Riku: I’m going to propose!
Sora: That’s right!
Riku: Some...other day...
Myra: stands at doorway) Have u guys seen Kairi?
Riku looks deep into Myra’s confused eyes.
Riku: …Oh boy.
Sora: whispers) See how cute she is? You know you wanna propose. Propose!
Riku: Uh...Um...Myra. (picks Akira up) I need to um...let's go.
Myra: Erm. Okay?
They walk outside.
Kairi: comes out of cabinet) Are they gone?
Sora: Yep.
Kairi: sits on couch with him) Sigh.
Sora: Sigh.
Kairi: elbows him)
Sora: ... (elbows her)
Kairi: licks finger and puts it in his ear) WET WILLY! (runs)
Sora: Hey! (chases her)
Pirate: sits on TV) Yo-Ho! Yo-Ho! It’s a pirate's life for me! HICCUP!
Meanwhile......In the secret place...
Riku is looking around for his lucky crystal. Myra is studying the drawings that Sora and Kairi put on the rocks.
Myra: looks at carvings) Hehehe!
Akira: crawls on rock) The daring explorer, Akira! Nothing can scare me!
A spider crawls on the rock.
Akira: Gasp! (screams) Mommy!
She falls off the rock…Poor thing.
Myra: Hey!!! (picks Akira up) What happened!?!
Akira: cries) I hurt my arm!!!
Myra: I’ll be rite back Riku.
She takes Akira in the house and looks for a Band-Aid.
Riku: Jack pot!
He picks up his crystal.
2 minutes later....Akira runs in the secret place.
Riku: No! Don’t-
Akira runs into a rock, falls on her ass, and then laughs.
Akira: Oopsie! Look at the cute moogle on my arm, daddy!
She shows him her Band-Aid with a picture of a moogle printed on it.
Riku: ...I see.
Myra crawls into the cave.
Akira: rubs the Band-Aid) Hi, Mr.Moogle!
She tries to kiss her arm.
Akira: Mommy! Mr.Moogle wants a kissey and I can’t reach my arm! Will you give Mr.Moogle a kissey?
Myra: Of course.
Myra kisses Akira’s arm.
Akira: Yay! (giggles)
Riku puts Akira up over on his shoulders and him and Myra walk out.
Tidus is lying in bed with Selphie.
Tidus: -And he turned to itty bitty pieces.
Selphie: rolls eyes)
Tidus: Then she fell out of the sky and squashed him. The end.
Selphie: You’re weird.
Tidus: Weird as in sexy?
Selphie: Yeah.
Riku taps on Selphie's window.
Tidus: Hold on, Selphie. (walks over to the window and opens it)
Riku: whispers) When are you gonna propose to Selphie?
Tidus: What? ...Why?
Riku: Because I’m gonna propose to Myra!
Tidus: What?!! You can’t! You have to wait after me!
Riku: Hurry up!
Tidus: Why?
Riku: Because I can't wait much longer!
Tidus: How long do I have?
Riku: Hm...By tomorrow.
Tidus: What?! No way!
Riku: Yes way!
Tidus: That’s not fair!
Riku: Too bad.
Tidus: Riku, please! If you do that then Selphie will be upset! Please don’t!
Riku: Sigh...Okay. I won’t. You owe me big. (jumps down from window)
Tidus sits back down on the bed.
Selphie: Are you okay?
Tidus: sighs)
Selphie: Is Riku bullying you again?
Tidus: No, no!
 

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ok ok, this is gettin interesting. I will bring up the ever loved subject, potatoe.

when we gettin one man?? I think it will spice it all up. SSOOOOO please make one soon. Maybe for the honey moons for the new lovers or for kairi and sora
 

Thelonepickle

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Seriously, LEMONS are all you ever think about Eughey. I don't care how loyal you are to Gabe.

Anyway, nice chaps Gabe.
 

eughey

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just wait a second hunny and we will get u the band aid.

lillazn starts to cry: But i want one NOW MOMMY!!
Wait a second dear i am on the phone
lillazn: I want one i want one I WANT ONE!!
Alright God damnit!! *talks on the phone* wait a second richard, my F%@$ brat has to have a f**%# moogle sticker.
*lillazn interupts* ITS A BAND AID MOMMY!!
God damnit child u dont even have a F%^* scratch on you
lilazn: BUT I NEED ONE!!
Alright!!! Fricken spoiled ass brat
 

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Riku runs home and looks through his window. Myra is playing with Akira.
Myra has her eyes covered and Akira is covering hers too.
Myra: And now you can see everything that you never thought you could see.
Riku: watches)
Akira: ...Like that thing in daddy's pants?
Myra: Even that.
Riku: ......
Akira: But I can see through my hands!
Myra: Okay enough of that. (uncovers eyes)
Akira: moves hands) If daddy asked you to marry him, would you forget?
Myra: I don’t forget things that are important to me.
Akira: Oh.
Myra: Why do you ask?
Akira: I don't know! Read me a story! (falls backwards on the bed) Weeee!
Riku: takes lucky crystal out of pocket) ....Sorry Tidus...
Riku puts it back in his pocket and goes over to Sora's house.
Kairi jumps downstairs and runs toward the door and-
Sora: picks her up) I’ll get it!
Kairi: squirms) It’s my turn to get the door! (wiggles)
Sora: You got it last ti-
They fall.
Kairi: bites Sora’s chin)
Sora: Hey!!!
They start rolling around on the floor. Riku opens the door.
Riku: ...Freak shows.
He steps over them and walks to the back. He knocks on Kairi’s mom’s door.
Kairi's mom and Cid are in bed-
k-mom: giggles)
Riku: ... (puts ear up to door)
k-mom: giggles) Oh, stop it.
Cid: growls at her)
k-mom: Oh, Cid!
She puts a grape in his mouth.
Riku: snickers)
Cid puts a grape in her mouth!
k-mom: eats grape) I love you, sugar bear.
Cid: I love you, honey suckle.
k-mom: Sexy little muffin.
Cid: Baby mama.
Riku: chuckles)
Cid: Candy lips!
k-mom: Sweet-....Do you hear that?
Riku is on his hands and knees, laughing!
Cid: opens the door) What do you want?
Riku: Um! (gets up) …I need to talk to Virginia.
K-mom: What, Riku? We’re busy!
Riku: I need a ring made. It’s for Myra. I need a wedding ring.
K-mom: Oh cool! I just love making wedding rings!
She hops up and walks over to him.
K-mom: So, do you have the jewel?
Riku: Yeah.
He hands her his lucky crystal.
K-mom: Ooh, pretty! I should have it done by tomorrow!
Meanwhile....Tidus walks to his house moping. He plops on his bed.
T-mom: comes upstairs) Sweetie? Want some cookies?
Tidus: gets a handful of cookies) ...
T-mom: What’s wrong?
Tidus: Leave me alone. (closes door)
T-mom: ...Bob! Tidus is lonely again!!!
Tidus: pulls shirt off) Stupid Riku. Stupid bouquet. Stupid marriage thingy. (bites cookie) ...Stupid cookie. (flexes muscles) Even Kairi is more ripped than I am. (eats cookies) But Kairi doesn’t have a six pack, does she? No no no. She doesn’t.
Sora and Kairi run out of the house.
Kairi: runs) HELP!
Sora: chases her) Come back, baby!
Kairi: trips and rolls in sand)
Tidus watches from his window.
Sora: catches her)
Sora starts kissing her all over her face.
Tidus: ...I suck. (eats cookies)
The next day....In the spring Riku, Myra, and Akira are wadding in the water.
Akira: pours water on face)
Riku: wipes sweat off of face)
Myra: kicks feet)
Riku: splashes Akira)
Akira: plays dead)
Akira opens one of her eyes and peaks out at them.
Myra and Riku are just smiling at her.
Akira: twitches) ... (twitches)
Riku: holds Myra's hand)
Myra: blushes)
They start smooching.
Akira: opens eyes) …EWW GROSS!

Akira: YUCKY!

Akira: Ugh!!! Stop!!!
Riku: splashes her)
Akira: sticks tongue out at him) ... (plays in water) Mooooooooooooooooo! (splashes around) Ew! Daddy's being a horny toad!
Myra: leans on Riku) Sigh. Remember the day we met?
Riku: Yep.
Myra: And that night in Traverse Town, huh?
Riku: Yesssss.
Myra: I’ll never forget that night.
Akira: Why?
Myra: Oh...um...
Akira: Aunt Kairi told me that’s the night you made me!
Riku: Accidentally.
Akira: You didn’t want me?!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: Its not that I didn’t want YOU, I just wasn’t wanting a baby. Myra tricked me! (takes ring out of pocket)
Myra: I knew-
POP DA QUESTION!
Riku holds the ring up
Riku: Will you marry me?!?!?
Myra: Oh...my...god.
Akira: snickers)
 
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