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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)



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eughey

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i wanna see a fight break out. Some skin fights yayyyyyy. riku vs. tidus, u should have like a detailed battle scene. Then a detailed potatoe, then a another potatoe. Then the wedding. Then a honeymoon potatoe
 
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ooh! Tidus vs. Riku, who will win? dun duun duuun! i want to see them throw coconuts at each other! XD
 
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Thelonepickle

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Jeez, Eughey, cut it out with the lemons.

Anyway, I'll wait! Patiently! Loyally! And I'll play KH while I wait!
 
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Riku: Yes? No?
Myra: thinks)
Akira: Mommy?
Myra: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes-
Riku: Yes?!
Myra: Yes, yes, yes, yes-
Riku: covers her mouth) Okay okay!
Akira: climbs in Myra's lap) Here comes the bride, all dressed in white! Here comes the groom, so ugly his faced killed everybody in the room!!!
Riku: You’re lucky you’re my kid!
Myra: Gimme! (snatches the ring and puts it on) So pretty!
Akira: I’ve got to tell everyone!
She runs.
Myra: No, Don’t-
She runs into a huge rock.
Myra: Oh, God. (runs over and picks her up) Akira-
Akira: Sniff. (cries) I hit my head, mommy!!!
Myra rolls her eyes and takes Akira inside.
Riku: walks out from the shade) WOOHOO!!!IM GONNA BE A DADDY, AND A HUSBAND!
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Selphie: puts nail polish on) Are you okay?
Tidus: Riku just proposed to Myra and now he's gonna get married before us and you caught the bouquet!! He didn’t give me a chance to propose!!
Selphie: Yes he did. I’ve been rite here waiting the whole time...Why didn’t you?
Tidus: Well…I didn’t want to.
Selphie: Why?
Tidus: Not that I don’t love you...I just don’t wanna propose.
Selphie: You don’t wanna marry me?!
Tidus: Eh…No.
Selphie: Why?!
Tidus: I just…I don’t know why.
Selphie: Why?!!!
Tidus: I don’t wanna get married! To anyone! I’d probably fall asleep anyway.
Selphie: So you'd rather just sit around and have sex all day?
Tidus: Yeah-
Selphie: Don’t answer that! I’m gonna go! (opens door)
Tidus: But this is your house.
Selphie: I know that!!! …..Get out! (holds door open)
Tidus slowly walks out with his lip poked out.
Selphie: OUT! (closes door)
Tidus: runs down the hallway)
Selphie: Sigh! (plops on bed)
Tidus runs into Selphie’s mom.
Tidus: Move!
Selp-mom: ...Jerk!
Outside…
Kairi: You always cheat!
Sora: gets off her) Can’t catch me! (runs)
Kairi: chases him)
She jumps on his back. Piggy back!!! I told you they’d never grow up.
They run into Tidus.
Tidus: falls) Ow! MOVE!
Sora jacks him up by his collar. Kairi gets off Sora's back.
Sora: jacks him up by his collar) What the hell is wrong with you?
Tidus: Riku and Myra are gonna get married before me and Selphie!!
Kairi: They’re getting married? Great!
Tidus: Great?!
Sora: drops Tidus) Hey, Riku! Getting hitched?
Riku: Yep. (does a handstand) Never felt better.
Tidus: You PROMISD you wouldn’t!
Tidus head butts him in the gut.
Riku: Aaaaagh! You bastard!
Tidus: You’re the bastard, Riku! YOU’RE the bastard!
Riku picks Tidus up and holds him upside down by his leg.
The blood runs to Tidus's head. Stuff falls out of his pocket.
Tidus: Cut it out! (squirms) Riku!
A condom falls from Tidus’s pocket.
Riku: Well, well, well. What do we gots here? (picks it up) (chuckles)
Sora and Kairi are in the background laughing.
Tidus: Give that back!
Riku: What if I keep it?
Tidus: No! Give it back!
Tidus’s face starts to turn red.
Riku: I think ill keep it. (shakes Tidus)
A picture falls out of his pocket.
Riku: What’s this?
Riku puts the condom in his pocket and looks at the picture. It’s a picture of Selphie.
Riku: ...What should I do with this?
Tidus: No! Please, I need that! …
Tidus passes out.
Riku: You need it?
Tidus: …
Riku: Tidus? (shakes him) You need it?
Tidus: …
Sora and Kairi stop laughing.
Kairi: Tidus?
Selphie looks out her window.
Selphie: Tidus! (climbs out of window)
Riku quickly puts the picture back in Tidus’s pocket.
Selphie: Riku, you bastard! (slaps Riku) I’ll take this!
She drags Tidus into her house.
Riku: Damn.
Sora and Kairi start laughing again.
Riku goes to his house when-
Akira runs into Riku’s crotch and falls.
Riku: Owwwwieeeeeeee!! (holds crotch) (falls to knees) Unnnngh…
Akira: cries) Daddy hit me!
Riku: YOU hit ME!
Akira: Bully!
Akira starts to cry.
Myra: picks her up) What’s wrong?
Akira: Daddy hit me with his hotdog!
Myra: How mean! Hmmph! (takes her in kitchen) Time for some popcorn.
Riku: Grrrrrr. (kicks feet on floor)
 
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He hit Akira with his hot dog.....
.......
Boukon: Haven't you anything to say?
Me: Nope everyone can go to the next post now.
Boukon: It's up to me [Gundam Seed theme plays] Runs up the side of a building.... [falls]

END

[I just watched cow & chiken the other day]
 
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