Meanwhile....In Selphie's house...
Tidus: So...
Selphie: What does that mean?
Tidus: I was wondering.
Selphie: Wondering what?
Tidus: Well...Do you wanna move in with me?
Selphie: What! No way, your house is trashed!
Tidus: But!
Selphie: You move in with me, Tidus.
Tidus: I’ll be right back!
Tidus runs out the door and skips to his house. His mom stops him and pops a cookie in his mouth.
T-mom: You like it? It’s my new recipe.
Tidus: yeah it’s great but-
T-mom: Don’t talk with your mouth full, sweetie.
Tidus: I’m move-
T-mom: pats his cheek) Swallow.
Tidus: swallows)-
T-mom: There we go, sweetie. So cute.
Tidus: I’m moving out, momma.
T-mom: What?!!
Tidus: I’m gonna go stay with Selphie now.
T-mom: But-but-but-but-but-b-b-b-b-b--but! (pokes lip out)
Tidus: Don’t do the butt thing, momma.
T-mom: No! I won’t let you go! (hugs him) You’re MY little pumpkin love!
T-dad: Bye, son.
T-mom:-my little pumpkin love!
T-dad: Get out.
T-mom: squeezes Tidus) My little pumpkin love!
T-dad: I’m gonna throw a party once you leave, boy.
T-mom: PUMPKIN LOVE!
Tidus: I’m just going next door! I can’t breathe!
T-dad: Why the hell are you still here?
T-mom: Sniff! SNIFF!!!
Selphie walks in and puts a hand on Tidus’s chest; his mom is silenced.
Selphie: Hey, Tidus. I cleared out a drawer for you and some room in my closet.
She gives him a kissey.
Tidus: I’ll get my stuff later. (walks out with Selphie)
T-mom: ...I thought he'd never leave...Come on, Bob...We’ve got the house to ourselves.
T-dad: Ohhh, yeah. (gets up) Hehehehehe-
CRACK!
T-dad: My back! OHH! My back! (drops to floor) Help!
T-mom: scoffs) You’re such an old dinosaur. (kicks him and goes upstairs)
Outside there was an assortment of flowers, lined up to make a heart and bunches of them to spell out Myra’s name.
Kairi: looks out window) Hey, look!
Sora: peaks out) ...Finally.
Myra: looks outside) Oh...my...god.
Tyra: …Wakka never did that for me! (slaps Wakka on the back of the head)
Wakka: Owa!
Myra: All the pretty flowers.
Tyra: They’re just flowers. You-
Myra: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Myra runs out and jumps in the flowers and rolls around in the flowers.
Myra: Oh goody! I haven’t had this much fun since ever!
Riku is just standing over her and watching her.
Riku: …
Myra: This reminds me of when I was still in my mom's stomach! (rolls)
Riku: What the-?!
Myra: Yay! (tosses flowers) (giggles)
Tyra: Yup...She's lost it.
Akira walks up behind Riku and also stares at Myra.
Myra: Woo-hoo! (throws flowers)
She finally stops and lies on the bed of flowers.
Myra: (sighs) (opens eyes) Agh! You scared me!
Riku: …
Myra: How long have you been standing there?!
Riku: kneels down by her)
Myra: Um...Hi.
Riku: Hi.
Myra: You’re making me uncomfortable.
Riku: I’m not doing anything.
Myra: Why are you looking at me like that?!
Riku: No reason… Don’t I always look like this?
Myra: You seem to be expecting something from me.
Riku: Like what?
Myra: Umm....I know! (puts a flower in his hair) There you go.
Myra scoops up a bundle of flowers and runs into the house.
Riku: Dammit...
Akira: You look pretty with da flower, daddy.
Riku: Why is she playing so hard to get?
Akira: Because she’s afraid of you!
Riku: How do I get her back?!
Akira: Control your temper! And next time, try saying something to her!
Riku: (sighs) You really think you’re so smart, huh? (pushes Akira)
Akira: Don’t push me!
Tyra: That was weird, Myra.
Myra: Don’t be jealous. (puts a flower in Tyra's hair and runs to bedroom)
Later...Around midnight...Tidus sneaks into his house to get his stuff.
Tidus: goes in bedroom) I’m gonna miss this place… Oh well. (grabs teddy bear and clothes)
Tidus finishes packing up. He gets on his way to Selphie's-
Selphie: brushes hair)
Rin: Anything I can get for ya?
Selphie: Nooo...I think you should go home before Akira gets worried. (flings hair back)
Rin: But what if you get a hangover once I leave?
Selphie: ...Im not drunk, Rin.
Tidus: comes in) I got all my stuff. (throws teddy bear and hits Selphie in the face)
Selphie: (throws pillow at him) I cleared out a cabinet for ya.
Tidus: gets toothbrush and goes in bathroom) (opens cabinet)… (takes something out of cabinet) "Maxi pads"? AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (drops box)
Selphie: That’s MY cabinet, Tidus. Yours is the other one, honey.
Tidus: throws box back in cabinet and slams it shut) Whew. (opens other cabinet)
Tidus puts his toothbrush in it and sits down by Selphie. Selphie plants a kiss on his lips. The two start making out.
Rin: Gasp!
Rin gets angry.
Rin: Grrr! (flies out of window) Grr! (flies to Riku’s house)
Akira: stops him) Hey, Rin. Wanna play dress up again? Or we could play with the blocks!
Riku: No! (pushes her and falls)
Akira: I’m not sure I know this game.
Rin: I’m mad!!!
Rin stumbles up and tries to push Akira, but misses and falls.
Akira: Are you drunk or something?
Rin: Grrr! I’m gonna get you! (pulls her leg)
Akira: kicks him off) This is a boring game!
Rin; She don’t love me! (falls down)
Akira: I love you, Rinald.
Rin: That’s not my name!!! (throws fists around)
Akira: Well fine! (sniffles) If you don’t wanna play with me then leave me alone, meanie!
She goes and crawls into Riku's lap.
Akira: Daddy, why won’t you try talking to mommy?
Riku: Because she's avoiding me.
Akira: No she isn’t. Just go talk to her!
Riku: I cant.
Akira: Why?
Riku: I can’t tell you...If I do, zombie people will come to my house and cut me.
Akira: Stop being such a wuss, daddy! You and mommy are getting back together now!
Riku: Yeah! (gets up) (runs in place)
Akira: Yeah!
Riku: YEAH!
Akira: YAAAHHHHH!
Riku: YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (picks Akira up and runs to Tyra's house)
R-dad: That boy...is so weird. (spits)
Tyra: opens door) What-
Riku: Yeah!!! (pushes Tyra out of the way and runs into the spare bedroom) Myra!
Myra: is sitting in the corner) ...Huh?
Riku: sets Akira down) Uh...She wouldn’t stop crying. (helps Myra up) Why are you on the floor?
Myra: No reason.
Akira: runs in circles)
Riku: Can I talk to you...In private?
Akira: Humph! (kicks him and goes in bathroom and slams door)... (giggles)
Myra: So what’s up?
Riku: Uh...Im sorry.
Myra: If you had a dime for every time you said that-
Riku: But I mean it!
Myra: I-
Riku: You don’t believe me do you?! I’m sorry!
Myra: I know, Riku! I know! But what do you expect me to do?!
Riku: Forgive me...
Myra: I forgive you.
Riku: ...Just like that?
Myra: Yah.
Riku: …Okay then....You love me?
Myra: Of course I do.
Riku: I love you too.
Myra: ...-
Riku: …
Myra: ...
Riku: hugs her)
Myra: hugs him back)
Riku: Are we back together?
Myra: No...
Riku: Okay...Friends?
Myra: Sure.
Riku: Cool...Ill see you later.(runs out)
Myra: Sigh...Akira?!
Akira is stuck in the toilet.
Akira: ...Help me...