Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)

[KingGabriel_VXI]

You guys' locations are interesting. Whats ACWW, King? xD

 

[King_Mickey1000]

What?ohh my location?

Animal Crossing WIld World

 

[FlyingTomato1]

o.o,wait why was i stepped on?And since this is your fic,wats your opinon on the sigs i made?

 

[SoRaBhK_dUdE]

Btw on myspace, who is Alex? o.o Hes gettin teh first spooooilerrrr.
And Keyblade, get on aim! xD

I think that's me. Yes my name is Alex. I get's da first spoiler YAY!! OMG Riku almost died!!! If he did die, I would... do something mean!!! I must now dance *dances*.

 

[FlyingTomato1]

Oh..and i got to ask.If he was having a heart attack, how could he speak?I've seen someone have a heart attack and they could breath or anything.Well,i was wondering.The part about akira and myra being a window was lmao!

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

My mother had a heart attack and she could speak.
And I like the sigs, theyre kinda too big tho, other members dont like sigs that stretch the page. I like yours.

 

[Dark_Keyblade]

You guys' locations are interesting. Whats ACWW, King? xD

I told him not to put that....hes just a little perv when it comes down to it. Like in ACWW if your on a 2 sided bed and 2 people are on it, you can bump into the other one.... K_M was doing that with Every Heart All day yesterday! ROFL...the pervs.

 

[King_Mickey1000]

She did it with TMM too!xD
What a sluht xD

 

[FlyingTomato1]

Thanks for the advice gabe!Well, i guess all heart attacks are diffrent then.

 

[SoRaBhK_dUdE]

You guys' locations are interesting. Whats ACWW, King? xD

Your location is interesting too. Wait I just noticed,

Myra looks at Akira and then takes the gun from her pocket and loads it.

SHE HAD A GUN IN HER POCKET?!?!?!? That's scary. Someone look at my MySpace. It's cool and it has Yoshi in it. OMG so bored.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

Myra always carries her gun.

 

[King_Mickey1000]

Thats sweeeet

 

[SoRaBhK_dUdE]

Myra always carries her gun.

Forrealzeez? ( that's pronounced 4-real-zeez) Then I wouldn't mess with her. Hmmmmm...
Some Random Guy: Hey sexy thing. Want to get wid me?
Myra: *gets gun*
BANG
SRG:*has hole in forehead*
That would be kinda funny.

 

[Dark_Keyblade]

She must have started holding a gun since that one incidident long ago when she couldn't stand that one b**** at her job and then decideded to break Riku out of Jail and blow all of Traverse Town to Smithereens. (I think akira was the one who ACTUALLY blew it up, but myra told her to do so) Isn't myra great?

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

Exactly, Dark. ^.^ Youre a bright fan. I meant to say before I left that, she carries her gun ever since the enragement incident. WHY ARENT YOU EVER ON AIM ANYMORE?!?!? I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMEFIN!

 

[Dark_Keyblade]

I was on AIM yesterday but you weren't on so i got off (I don't really use AOL that much, i just use firefox)!

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

I was on AIM yesterday but you weren't on so i got off (I don't really use AOL that much, i just use firefox)!

Well.. o.o I guess what I gotta say isnt important. o.o It might offend you anyway.

*pops knuckles*

Hey someone on myspace whos screen name is Xehanort please send me another friend request, I couldnt get it cause of some glitch.


Meanwhile…
Tidus and Selphie are planning for their wedding.
S-dad: I already helped you propose! Now what do you want from me?!
Tidus: Help with the wedding!
S-dad: Nooo!
Selphie: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase, big daddy?! (puppy dog eyes)
S-dad: …Okay! I’ll take care of everything, even the honey moon. (pats Selphie’s head)
Selphie: Thank you so much! (kisses his cheek)
S-dad: No problem, baby!
Tidus and Selphie head home. On the way over there...
Selphie: It could be at the mansion-
Tidus: With not alot of people!
Selphie: At the coliseum!
Tidus: With not alot of people!
Selphie: gasp)
Tidus: gasp)
Selphie: Deal!
Tidus: Pleasure doing business with ya!
Selphie curtsies. (It’s a girl’s way of bowing.) Tidus bows and they walk home, holding hands.
They walk off holding hands.
When Wakka gets home...
Tyra: opens door) What the f**k happened to you?!
Wakka moves away from her and into the bathroom. He gets a towel and wraps it around his hand.
Tyra: goes to bathroom door) Wakka! Why are you beat up?!
Wakka: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!
Tyra: ...Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you’re yelling at?!
Wakka: takes deep breath) Nothing happened, man.
Tyra: What did you do?
Wakka: I didn’t do nothing! Riku just had-a a temper tantrum!
Tyra: But what did u do?!
Wakka: NOTHING!!!
Tyra: Don’t lie to me! Riku wouldn’t attack you for no reason!
Wakka: I’m not in a good mood, woman! Don’t make me take it out on you! I was fixing the mirror and Riku lost it okay?!
Tyra: I don’t believe you. I’m going to find out what happened...-
Wakka: What?!
Tyra: Just as soon as I find Caesar. Caesar? (looks around)
Wakka: Sigh. Man, I messed up…
Meanwhile-
Kairi: Come here, Ringo! Come here!
Kairi named her puppy Ringo.
Ringo: Arf! (runs and crashes into her lap)
Kairi: Gooood boyyy! (rubs his back)
Ringo: licks Kairi’s hands)
Ringo pauses…And then he barks and runs around. He trips over Kairi’s leg and falls on his face.
Kairi: giggles) (rolls Ringo on his back and rubs his tummy)
Ringo: squirms)
Sora: smells socks) ...-
Ringo snatches Sora’s sock and runs off with it.
Sora: Hey!
Kairi: chases Ringo)
Sora: ...At least she's happy....My favorite sock.
Later...Myra and Akira are taking a bath-
Akira: holds soap) -And then he said that when you run into walls all the time, it makes you smart. (puts water on face)
Myra: I can’t tell.
Akira: Why do you say that?
Myra: No reason.
Riku walks over to the doorway and stops.
Riku: WHOA! Two beautiful ladies in my bath tub! When did I get so lucky?
Akira looks over and throws a bar of soap at him.
Myra: When did you wake up?
Riku: catches the soap) Just now. Rin woke me up.
Rin: Akira!!! (runs toward Akira)
Rin runs into the wall of the tub and falls down.
Rin: lays on floor) ?!
Myra: You had us really scared.
Akira: Don’t ever do that again, daddy. Never ever ever.
Myra: I don’t know what I would have done if it weren’t for Akira.
Akira: You would be a dead daddy.
Myra: She saved your life.
Akira: So now you’re not a dead daddy.
Myra: Riku, come here.
Akira: blows spit bubble)
Rin: pops the bubble)
Akira: giggles) Eeeh!
Riku walks over and kneels down by Myra in the tub.
Rin: ?! (pulls toilet seat) Grrrrrrrr!
Myra: Promise me you won’t do that again. You need to control your anger…
Riku: …I promise I won’t get that mad again.
Riku kisses Myra and they begin to smooch.
Riku’s hand sneaks over to Myra’s chest and-
Myra: Riku!
Riku: What?!
Akira: I’m still over here.
Riku: That’s okay. You get a kiss too. (kisses Akira)
Akira: EWWWWWW!!! I’M NOT EIGHTEEN AND OLDER! (splashes) Ugh! Yucky!
Riku and Myra laugh at Akira.
Akira: Whaaaaat?! Daddy put his R rated germs on me!
The doorbell rings.
Akira: I got it!!! (jumps out and runs to door)
Myra: Nooooo! Akira, you’re butt naked!
Akira: jumps and opens door)
Its Tyra Wakka and Caesar.
Tyra: Do they always let you run around naked?
Akira: Oops.
Caesar: WHOA!
Riku: runs over and grabs Akira) Oh...It’s you.
Myra puts on a big T-shirt and comes over.
Myra: Riku, maybe you should go put some clothes on Akira.
Riku: glares at Wakka)
Wakka: Argh.
Akira: glares at Wakka) Mi ta coun se', Wakka!! Coun se'!!!
Wakka: What the?
Myra: What’s going on?
Tyra: Why is Wakka all beat up?

 

[Dark_Keyblade]

THIS GONNA END UP GREAT!!! Wakkas gonna get it now! (I hope he does....i hate that freak) will Riku be able to control his anger? Will Wakka stop looking at Akira naked? (LOL FUNNY) Must find out! *waits for next chappie* this one rocked Gabe!

 

[darkriku14]

LOL. Wakka is so busted xD YESSSSSSSS i hate him ._.

*waits for next chapter*

 

[Ultima665]

LOL. Wakka is so busted xD YESSSSSSSS i hate him ._.

*waits for next chapter*

i hope wakka dies......... or at least goes to jail for sexual harrasement!