HA!WHat now wakka!?!
Ceaser you pervert!Lookin at akira naked xD
Ceaser you pervert!Lookin at akira naked xD
Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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Haha poor Wakka, I wonder what spell that was akira used.
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Lmao, funny chapter Gabe. Daddy put his R-rated germs on me. I think I know what's Tyra's gonna do to Wakka when she finds out. Must find out.
Tyra: Why is Wakka all beat up?
Myra: I...I don’t know.
Tyra: What?!
Myra: I don’t remember...Maybe he cut himself on the mirror.
Wakka: Riku-a lost it!
Myra: YOU LIAR! You know damn well that’s not what happened!
Tyra: I thought you didn’t remember what happened.
Myra: I don’t but-
Riku comes back.
Riku: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Akira: grabs Caesar and runs to the bedroom)
Wakka: I-
Riku: WAKKA’S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU WITH MY WOMAN!
Wakka: HE LIES!
Riku: He was trying to f**k Myra!!!
Tyra: What?!
Wakka: No I wasn’t!
Riku: Yeah you were-
Wakka: Nuh uh!
Riku: What about all the making out you were trying to do?!
Wakka: I didn’t do that!
Tyra: Myra, did this happen?
Myra: I-I-Uh...No?
Riku: You wanna go another round, d**k wad?!
Wakka: Bring it!
Riku: Let me blacken the other eye! (pushes him)
Wakka: pushes him back) Come on then!
Myra: STOP! (holds Riku against the wall) Riku, stop.
Riku: …Okay, I’m sorry.
Tyra jerks Myra away and takes her to the corner.
Tyra: Little sister, don’t lie to me.
Riku and Wakka are in each others faces just staring hard.
They’re gonna kiss!!!
Riku looks Wakka up and down.
Wakka: What are you looking-a at?!
Myra: Um-
Tyra: What happened? I know you remember. I can see it in your eyes.
Myra: gulps)...
Myra glances over at Wakka.
Tyra: Did Wakka come onto you?
Myra: I-…Um, no.
Myra sighs.
Myra: Riku went nuts when Wakka was fixing the mirror and Riku is lying…
Tyra: I knew it! Caesar!
Caesar: runs over) What?
Tyra: It’s time to go.
Riku and Wakka are still staring at each other.
Riku: spits on Wakka's shoe)
Wakka pulls back his leg and cracks Riku in his crotch.
Riku: AAAAAAGH!
Riku’s jaw drops and his hands go straight to his aching spot. He slowly falls to his knees.
Akira: shouts) Bye Caesar!
Tyra: Riku, the next time you hurt Wakka, there won’t be any balls down there left to kick.
Tyra gives him a weak kick too. Two in a row…I feel for ya Riku.
Riku: chokes) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! TYRA!!!
Tyra: What, boy?!
Riku: How can you even trust him?! He’s been treating you like **** lately anyway!
Tyra: …Shut up.
Tyra takes Caesar’s hand and they walk out.
Caesar: Ouch.
Myra: …
Riku looks over at Myra and groans.
Myra: I’m sorry Riku!
She runs over to him.
Myra: I didn’t expect her to do that!
Riku: kicks legs) What did you expect her to do then?!?!?! GEEZE! I’m surprised I didn’t puke up every living sperm cell I’ve got left!!! WHY DID YOU LIE TO HER?!
Myra: Because I didn’t want her to get hurt again! Simon hurt her already and now Wakka is doing the same thing!
Riku: It’s gonna hurt more when she finds out you lied to her and that he’s still doing it!
Myra: I’ll talk to Wakka.
Riku: You know what’s screwed up?! I’m afraid to pull my pants down because I don’t think my balls are gonna look the same, Myra!
Myra: Stop whining, your balls are fine.
Riku gets up with a limp in his step.
Riku: No they’re not! (takes Myra’s hand) You’ve got some work to do now!
Riku takes Myra to the bedroom.
Myra: I...I don’t know.
Tyra: What?!
Myra: I don’t remember...Maybe he cut himself on the mirror.
Wakka: Riku-a lost it!
Myra: YOU LIAR! You know damn well that’s not what happened!
Tyra: I thought you didn’t remember what happened.
Myra: I don’t but-
Riku comes back.
Riku: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Akira: grabs Caesar and runs to the bedroom)
Wakka: I-
Riku: WAKKA’S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU WITH MY WOMAN!
Wakka: HE LIES!
Riku: He was trying to f**k Myra!!!
Tyra: What?!
Wakka: No I wasn’t!
Riku: Yeah you were-
Wakka: Nuh uh!
Riku: What about all the making out you were trying to do?!
Wakka: I didn’t do that!
Tyra: Myra, did this happen?
Myra: I-I-Uh...No?
Riku: You wanna go another round, d**k wad?!
Wakka: Bring it!
Riku: Let me blacken the other eye! (pushes him)
Wakka: pushes him back) Come on then!
Myra: STOP! (holds Riku against the wall) Riku, stop.
Riku: …Okay, I’m sorry.
Tyra jerks Myra away and takes her to the corner.
Tyra: Little sister, don’t lie to me.
Riku and Wakka are in each others faces just staring hard.
They’re gonna kiss!!!
Riku looks Wakka up and down.
Wakka: What are you looking-a at?!
Myra: Um-
Tyra: What happened? I know you remember. I can see it in your eyes.
Myra: gulps)...
Myra glances over at Wakka.
Tyra: Did Wakka come onto you?
Myra: I-…Um, no.
Myra sighs.
Myra: Riku went nuts when Wakka was fixing the mirror and Riku is lying…
Tyra: I knew it! Caesar!
Caesar: runs over) What?
Tyra: It’s time to go.
Riku and Wakka are still staring at each other.
Riku: spits on Wakka's shoe)
Wakka pulls back his leg and cracks Riku in his crotch.
Riku: AAAAAAGH!
Riku’s jaw drops and his hands go straight to his aching spot. He slowly falls to his knees.
Akira: shouts) Bye Caesar!
Tyra: Riku, the next time you hurt Wakka, there won’t be any balls down there left to kick.
Tyra gives him a weak kick too. Two in a row…I feel for ya Riku.
Riku: chokes) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! TYRA!!!
Tyra: What, boy?!
Riku: How can you even trust him?! He’s been treating you like **** lately anyway!
Tyra: …Shut up.
Tyra takes Caesar’s hand and they walk out.
Caesar: Ouch.
Myra: …
Riku looks over at Myra and groans.
Myra: I’m sorry Riku!
She runs over to him.
Myra: I didn’t expect her to do that!
Riku: kicks legs) What did you expect her to do then?!?!?! GEEZE! I’m surprised I didn’t puke up every living sperm cell I’ve got left!!! WHY DID YOU LIE TO HER?!
Myra: Because I didn’t want her to get hurt again! Simon hurt her already and now Wakka is doing the same thing!
Riku: It’s gonna hurt more when she finds out you lied to her and that he’s still doing it!
Myra: I’ll talk to Wakka.
Riku: You know what’s screwed up?! I’m afraid to pull my pants down because I don’t think my balls are gonna look the same, Myra!
Myra: Stop whining, your balls are fine.
Riku gets up with a limp in his step.
Riku: No they’re not! (takes Myra’s hand) You’ve got some work to do now!
Riku takes Myra to the bedroom.
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Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Riku is right about what he said about her lying then Tyra's gonna find out. He gots kicked in the balls lol.
HOLY **** doubles! Thats gotta hurt like hell! OUCHIES!!! Thats just wrong! LOL deformed balls! I was totaly expecting myra to lie to tyra...shes to soft! Awsome chapter Gabe.
btw, what did that last message say right before you left AIM? I accidently closed it right when your message poped up. I told you i can't do 2 chat windows at once.
Damit Ultima665 i wanted teh 2000 post in this thread! I was looking forward for it since the 1,700 posts! NOOOOOO *cries in corner*
btw, what did that last message say right before you left AIM? I accidently closed it right when your message poped up. I told you i can't do 2 chat windows at once.
Damit Ultima665 i wanted teh 2000 post in this thread! I was looking forward for it since the 1,700 posts! NOOOOOO *cries in corner*
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ohh damn....2 more good times to add to teh list =D
Dark_Keyblade said:HOLY **** doubles! Thats gotta hurt like hell! OUCHIES!!! Thats just wrong! LOL deformed balls! I was totaly expecting myra to lie to tyra...shes to soft! Awsome chapter Gabe.
btw, what did that last message say right before you left AIM? I accidently closed it right when your message poped up. I told you i can't do 2 chat windows at once.
Damit Ultima665 i wanted teh 2000 post in this thread! I was looking forward for it since the 1,700 posts! NOOOOOO *cries in corner*
Tryin to get it out of me again? xD Maggie told meh you saw what it said. Cause I didnt even say it in a chat.The next morning...Sora is getting ready to go to work.
Sora: puts on a tie) …Hmm. Yuck! (takes it off)
Ringo catches the tie and chews it up.
Sora: Good boy!! (picks him up)
Ringo: squirms) Mmph! Arf! (sneezes on Sora’s face)
Sora: Ugh! (tosses Ringo on the bed) Damn it!
Ringo: crawls under the covers)
Kairi: rolls over) (sleeps)
Ringo: sniffs Kairi’s butt)
Kairi: Stop it, Sora.
Sora: Hm?
Kairi turns over again and sits up.
Kairi: You’re a dirty doggie! (picks Ringo up) Yes you are!
Ringo: licks Kairi’s face)
Sora: I’m gonna go, Kairi.
Sora kisses Kairi and takes off to work with the lunch she packed him. LOL SORA’S GOT A LUNCH BOX!
Kairi: … (pets Ringo)
Sora skips off to work.
Sora: stops skipping) What…is that?
There’s an arm in the street.
Sora: Ugh. (keeps skipping)
At the shop, the manager used some of her money to fix the place all up; there are better products, new shelves, flowers and decorations, and a long line of people waiting to buy.
Sora: What the? (squeezes through doorway) Excuse me, I work here.
Customer: Excuse you!!!
Sora: Sorry!!! Hey, what happened in here?
Manager: I used your donation to improve. Isn’t it great?!
Sora: You did all this in a day? (puts on work apron)
Manager: For an old lady, I move pretty fast. (puts money in cash register)
Sora: So, what do ya need me to do?
Jones: Bridget?
Manager: looks up) ...Jones...What are you doing here?
Jones: Uh...Shopping.
Manager: Oh...Well, how can I help you?
Sora: scans Jones)
Sora goes into a coughing fit.
Sora: Fashion police! Where’s the phone?!
Manager: There is no phone, Sora.
Jones: I only need a bag of ice.
Sora goes to the freezer and pulls out a heavy bag of ice and hands it to Jones to see if he can carry it.
Sora: Heeeeeere.
Manager: That’s a dollar and a half.
This hot shot pulls out a five dollar bill and tosses it over the counter. The manager acts unimpressed
and slides the bill to Sora and Sora stuffs it in his pocket and smiles.
Jones: Well, how have you been?
Manager: Fine. I’m fine.
Jones: Hey that’s good…Look, I’m-
Customers: Hey! HURRY UP!
Jones: flips them off) Up yours, people, learn some patience.
Customers: various mumbles) Excuse you! You arse hole! Jerk! What nerve!
The customers leave.
Manager: Jones.
Jones: …They’ll come back.
Sora: That was so not smooth.
Manager: Get out.
Jones: What?
Manager: You’ve lost me my customers! What more do you want?!
Jones: You always were so-
Sora steps in front of him.
Sora: Out.
Jones: Hey, I don’t want any trouble. I just wanna talk-
Sora: You gotta call her on her cell phone or something, get out!
Jones picks up the bag of ice and can barely carry it. He leaves the shop.
Jones: Wait, sir!
Sora: Whaaaaat!
Jones: You’re not her boyfriend, are you?
Sora: I’m married.
Sora flashes his wedding band.
Jones: To her?!
Sora: NO.
Jones smiles, straightens his coat and walks off down the sidewalk.
Sora: How do you know that guy?
Manager: Ancient history.
But JUST for your male ego, I will say it again.
LOOK EVERYONE, IVE GOT A KIDDY CRUSH ON MY NUMBER ONE FAN. *points up*
Enjoy teh chapter
No!I missed so much!!!My mommy banned me from my computer for 1 week!She pulled out all the wires and everything!<.<-->.>!Good thing she forgot that i can use the other computer when she's not looking!
Gabe kill Wakka!!!!!I hate wakka!I hated him the minute i found out about ffx and khcom!
Gabe kill Wakka!!!!!I hate wakka!I hated him the minute i found out about ffx and khcom!
OK, Ok, so i did read it! I just wasnt sure if you were joking or not.
Great Chapter though gabe! Its about time Sora got a job! (lazy bastard)
I just wasnt sure if you were joking or not. Great Chapter though gabe! Its about time Sora got a job! (lazy bastard)
Damn I hate ringo <_<
If you asked me sora should have adopted a baby.
Great chapter though =D
If you asked me sora should have adopted a baby.
Great chapter though =D
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*reads last two chapters*
Ringo is a dirty dirty dog xD
KILL WAKKA! i hate hiiiiiiiim -_-
Ringo is a dirty dirty dog xD
KILL WAKKA! i hate hiiiiiiiim -_-
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Dark_Keyblade said:HOLY **** doubles! Thats gotta hurt like hell! OUCHIES!!! Thats just wrong! LOL deformed balls! I was totaly expecting myra to lie to tyra...shes to soft! Awsome chapter Gabe.
btw, what did that last message say right before you left AIM? I accidently closed it right when your message poped up. I told you i can't do 2 chat windows at once.
Damit Ultima665 i wanted teh 2000 post in this thread! I was looking forward for it since the 1,700 posts! NOOOOOO *cries in corner*
wow i was the 2000th post. cool!!!!!!!
sry to make u all sad um............here have soem chocolete! *gives Dark Keyblade chocolere* heh heh
Caminee said:
Yeah, same here! But I've been reading teh whole thing!
Ohh sweetness it is working! =D
Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! Neeeew fans! Its time for my dance. You guys, get ready, Im gonna do my new fan dance. *pushes everyone out of the way*
*break dances* W00000000000000!
*embarrassed*
Welcome to teh fic, rep for you two, and Im Gabriel, dont ever call me KingGabriel cause I hate being called by my screen name! =) And mooore rep if you can remember whos link you sig you saw it in.
*break dances* W00000000000000!
*embarrassed*
Welcome to teh fic, rep for you two, and Im Gabriel, dont ever call me KingGabriel cause I hate being called by my screen name! =) And mooore rep if you can remember whos link you sig you saw it in.
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Chapter YAY!!! I can't right much because of damn science fair project. Looks like I have to pull an all-nighter.
Yay! I'm an official fan! we should get badges or somethin...
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