pfft mine arent either and neither am i ( i break every damn one of them) but you can get people to help with that also.
bwhahahahahah! your speech upon you last day of terms to the house will be "and so my fellow americans as i leave this office i want all those corporate bitches of old to know one thing....YOU ALL GOT BAGGED BY MA TESTIES FUUUU!!!!!!" -leaves-
xD you'll have to find another i dont like being the lime light of any kind good sir, besides presidents arent required to have one >:D