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Atnihs

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Meanwhile behind a coneveniently placed couch.
Shinta:Is she gone?
Atnihs:Shut up Himura!
Shinta:Call me Himura or Kenshin again...
Atnihs:CHAOS CONTROL BLAST MODE!
Couch blows up and the hole place if filled up with chaos emeralds shooting lasers.
 
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Krazy

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CS, yer evil. Pure evil. And, I hate you! I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THE HOTTNESS!!! I mean, kawaiiness!! KAWAII!!! NOT HOTT! >_<

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Dammit! *bangs head on desk* >_<
 
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*tazers CS's tongue* >_> Bishie-hater/torturer.

Don't make me go Ukbarm all up and down yo' ass.

Ukbarm=ULTRA-KILLING-BISHIE-AVENGE/REVENGER MODE!!!!!!!! PH34R IT AND COWER!! COWER!!! >=D
 
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Don Patch

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-in Castle Oblivion-

Larxane: -wakes up- Ah! What a beautiful day! -looks at the side of there bed, and there's a horse head on it- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mobster: Oh theres my horse head!

Larxane: AHHHHHHHHHH -runs out-

Axel: Whats wrong!

Larxane: Theres a horse head in my bed, and a mobster said it was his!

Axel: Well thats weird!

Zexion: -walks out- ......

Axel: Your saying a mobster tryed to give you the kiss of death!

Zexion: .......

Axel: Hmmm your right! We should tell Marluxia about this!

-in the game room-

Marluxia and Mobsters: -playing Shadow the Hedgehog-

Mobster 1: Stupid hedgehog stealin my rings! -takes out pistol and shoots the t.v-

Marluxia: -sighes, and picks up another T.V and replaces the broken one- Its just a game...

Larxane: Marluxia! A horsehead was in my bed and a mobster took it!

Zexion: ........ .....

Axel: Thats right Zexion!

Marluxia: Shhhh! Guys, i hired the Mob to take care of our enemies for us!

Mobster 2: Hey guys I found jimmy! -holds up horse head-

Mobsters: WOOOOOOO

Lexause: -sneaks by game room holding canoli's-

Mobster 1: I smell a canoli...

Mobsters: -they take out pistols-

Lexause: EEEEEE -runs away with the canoli's-

Mobsters: WHACK HIM!!! -they start shooting at him-

Lexause: -trips- NOOOO -canoli's land safely-

Mobster 2: Leave the body, take the canoli...

Mobsters: -they take the canoli's and run-

Mobster 1: -runs back and kicks Lexause-

Marluxia: -gives everyone to meeting room- We have to do something about the mob...

Lexause: THEY STOLE MY CANOLI'S!

Larxane: THEY PUT A HORSE HEAD IN MY BED!!

Zexion: .........

Axel: Woah! No reason to get rageful Zexion!

Marluxia: I know the perfect idea, and I shall reveal it! In the next episode!
 
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Don Patch

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Marluxia: Ok heres the plan! -hudles up with everyone and whispers words-

Mobsters 1: I just love these canolis!

Police: -they barrge in and take Mobster 1-

Mobster 1: NOOOO!!! -gets draged away-

Marluxia: Guys! Joey the Snitch just snitched on Mobster 1!

Mobsters: THAT SNITCH!! -they run out the door-

Marluxia: -locks the door and puts giant killer defense systems around the house- phew...

THE END!

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Marluxia: Ok, everyone, meet the newest member realived in a magazine scan. SAIX!!

Saix: -is so cool he doesnt need to talk-

Larxane: ZOMG HE IS SOO COOL!!!

Axel: ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!!!!

Zexion: -gets angry because, he's the one thats too cool to talk- ....!!!

Saix: -everyone gathers around him- ......

Zexion: -storms out-

-somewhere else-

Marluxia: SO WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SUPER COOL X SCAR!

Saix: ......... .... ....... ........... .......... ... .......

Xighar: ZOMG THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

Zexion: -gets even more angrier- ......!!!!

Axel: -hanging with Zexion- Woah! No need to swear! Were on a kids show!

Zexion: .....

Axel: Wait a second! THIS IS A REALITY TV SHOW! SO people see me when I do charoke on sunday nights

Zexion: ........

Axel: Wait your saying no, but i just reaveled it on live t.v?

Zexion: ..........................

Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Zexion: .....

Axel: Right, we need to make a plan to deal with Saix!

-a few hours later-

Saix: -reading a book-

Zexion and Axel: -they rush him-

Saix: -takes out his super cool looking sword-

Zexion: .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-they run away-

Axel: you should just give it up Zexion, i used to be the coolest until you came. Then I started talking, so you should do the same...

Zexion: -sighs, and takes a breath, and says the word-"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!
 
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Don Patch: I havent been in the last episode! IM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHH

Saix: -slashes Don Patch-

Don Patch: -flies into the air- YOUR REALLY COOOOOOOLLLLlll....

-back to Zexion-

Zexion: .... ... ... .....?

Axel: What your saying you lost your voice!

Zexion: ...

Axel: Ironic.....wait! I have the perfect idea!

-in SquareEnix HQ-

Normura: -is drinking a martini, and gets ambushed by Zexion and Axel- WAAAAA, cant you guys see im drinking a martini that I seem to be drinking every single episode im in!

Axel: I never noticed that....

Zexion: ...... .....

Axel: Right! On with the plan! Is the SHU, Zexion? -gets it on tape-

Normura: Well....since your in the cast! Yes he is.

Zexion: .....!

Axel: WOOOOO Now on to phase two!

-zexion and Axel are on the computer signing onto KHinsider-

Axel: lets see...."The SHU is Zexion...Confirmed by Normura(Proof)" Perfect now you'll be the coolest member again!

Zexion: -raises his hands in the air- ...............!

-back at Castle Oblivion-

Zexion: -everyone is gathered around Zexion telling him how cool he is-

Saix: -hidden in the shadows, and is reading a magazine scan- ......... ..... ........ TRANSLATED: Saix has been confirmed to have space powers.

Saix: .......!!! -he runs up to Zexion-

Zexion: ...... ......

Saix: ....... ...............! -opens up a black hole and Zexion gets sucked in-

Everyone: O_O; Uhhhhh, WOOOOO GO SAIX!!! HE'S GOT SPACE POWERS!!!

Xigbal: -brings back Zexion with his time powers- Yo

Zexion: ..

Xigbal: Want me to go back in time and make sure the video with Saix in it never gets showed making you the coolest still?

Zexion: .... ......... ...............
TRANSLATED: Well, I wasn't thinking of it that way, but SURE GO AHEAD! =D

Xigbal: You got it!

-one second later, and everyone is saying how cool Zexion is. Axel got the award for best Pyro. Saix was revealed right when KH:2 was released in USA. And Xigbal got into jail for illigeal gambiling.-

THE END!
 
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