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nice update don patch and OM MY GAWD THIS IS ALMOST AT THE 1000TH POST YAY!
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Update! I need another chapter!
(You know, I forget if they ever explained how Kairi and Riku got involved into doing DIRS)
(You know, I forget if they ever explained how Kairi and Riku got involved into doing DIRS)
Yes another episode!So funny.:lol::lol:<3<3<3<3<3
To EH's post,
Riku: The only reason I joined Don Patch's show is because he threaten to reveal my deepest darkest secret!
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Don Patch: He dyes his hair.
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Kairi: Don Patch threw me in a loop! He was all like, do you not want to unjoin this fan fiction? And I was like Yes! And he was like, ha ha! Caught you in a loop!
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By the way, FLCL owns! (I bet you saw that coming.)
Sora: Hey guys want to come to the science fair at our school with me?
Riku: Since when did we go to school.
Kairi: Just about one episode, and it was boring!
Sora: But there's a special prize! A machine that allows you to see into the future...
Riku and Kairi: -eyes gleam- So uh, what are you going to bring Sora?
Sora: I made a robot! What about you guys?
Riku: I'm going to bring a Particle Accelerator Rifle.
Sora and Kairi: O_O
Riku: I have a lot of free time on my hands. Hey Kairi what about yours?
Sora: You know I don't think Kairi has a special talent as we do!
Riku: Yeah. Isn't that weird!
Kairi: ... -pulls a book on the bookcase next to her and the wall rises from the ground and reveals a huge airship-
Riku: Holy
Sora: -finishes for him- Sugar!
Riku: HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS?
Kairi: -mockingly- I have a lot of free time on my hands!
-on the day of the Science Fair-
Sora: So what did you make kid?
Kid: I made a plastic volcano! What did you make?
Sora: I made robot! His functions are...uhhh.
S-48: I'm supposed to do stuff for him.
Sora: Except there's something in his programing that makes him lazy and disobey orders!
Kid: Well what happened to the other 47 versions?
Sora: -holds a gun behind S-48's back-
S-48: THEY WENT FISHING!
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Kairi: Judge, meet the S.S "This is totally gonna own Sora and Riku in the science fair, so I can get the special prize to see the future! w00t!"
Judge: Woah! I know who's going to win the science fair!
Kairi: Yays!
Judge: One question how did you get it in the gym?
-the airship practically takes up the whole gym-
Kairi: THERE'S A MONKEY OVER THERE!
Judge: Him! I thought I got rid of it...-turns around-
Kairi: -runs away-
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Riku: This is my Particle Accelerator rifle. One blast from this baby, and the particles from any substance will arise beyond the point of safety! Creating a massive explosion! Watch and see! -pulls up the rifle and blasts the airship and gets knocked back against the wall. While the ship glows and explodes destroying practically all of the projects.-
Judge: I know who wont win!
Riku: Total Ownage...
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Judge: Whats your project?
Sora: Allow me to introduce, S-48! -crickets chirp- Hey where did that slacker go!
Kid: I asked him to bring me some candy.
Sora: What! He'll get stuff for other people but not me?
S-48: Sup chumps, -eats all of the candy-
Kid: Hey that was my candy!
Sora: HA HA! -raspberries at the kid- Meet my android, robot. THING!
Judge: Interesting...how did you make this?
Sora: Well I don't know, i just know that my smart self made this.
Judge: So you didn't necessarily make this?
Sora: Well not exactly...
Judge: DISQUALIFIED! By the way do you kids even go to this school/
Sora, Riku and Kairi: Eh, nah, well no..
Judge: First place and the Future Looker into Machine goes to this kid with the volcano!
Kid: Yay!
Sora: We need that machine.
Riku: Yeah
Kairi: Plus we can just share it anyways.
Sora: Your right. Now we need to work as a team and get that machine.
S-48: Hey i'm joining this too! I got just the plan. Hey kid!
Kid: Yeah?
S-48: Here's some money for some candy. I'll hold your prize for you.
Kid: Thanks lazy-robot!
S-48: -grabs the machine and sprays knock out gas in the kid's face and takes back his money- Thanks chump! -runs back to the house with the others.-
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Sora: Wow, so who goes first?
Kairi: I think S-48 should go first since he stole it in the first place.
S-48: Thanks meatbag.
Kairi: Wait, are you H_K-47?
S-48: No Sora created me by combining Laziness from Bender of Futurama, the serving attitude of Canti from Fooly Cooly, and the insults of HK-47 from KotoR. We'll lets fire this thing up!
-nothing happens and it shows S-48 saying "What the heck is this!"
S-48: What the heck is this!
Riku: I think you have to chose your time.
S-48: SHUT IT MEATBAG I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! -sets it to a random time and pushes the button-
To Be Continued...
Riku: The only reason I joined Don Patch's show is because he threaten to reveal my deepest darkest secret!
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Don Patch: He dyes his hair.
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Kairi: Don Patch threw me in a loop! He was all like, do you not want to unjoin this fan fiction? And I was like Yes! And he was like, ha ha! Caught you in a loop!
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By the way, FLCL owns! (I bet you saw that coming.)
Sora: Hey guys want to come to the science fair at our school with me?
Riku: Since when did we go to school.
Kairi: Just about one episode, and it was boring!
Sora: But there's a special prize! A machine that allows you to see into the future...
Riku and Kairi: -eyes gleam- So uh, what are you going to bring Sora?
Sora: I made a robot! What about you guys?
Riku: I'm going to bring a Particle Accelerator Rifle.
Sora and Kairi: O_O
Riku: I have a lot of free time on my hands. Hey Kairi what about yours?
Sora: You know I don't think Kairi has a special talent as we do!
Riku: Yeah. Isn't that weird!
Kairi: ... -pulls a book on the bookcase next to her and the wall rises from the ground and reveals a huge airship-
Riku: Holy
Sora: -finishes for him- Sugar!
Riku: HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS?
Kairi: -mockingly- I have a lot of free time on my hands!
-on the day of the Science Fair-
Sora: So what did you make kid?
Kid: I made a plastic volcano! What did you make?
Sora: I made robot! His functions are...uhhh.
S-48: I'm supposed to do stuff for him.
Sora: Except there's something in his programing that makes him lazy and disobey orders!
Kid: Well what happened to the other 47 versions?
Sora: -holds a gun behind S-48's back-
S-48: THEY WENT FISHING!
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Kairi: Judge, meet the S.S "This is totally gonna own Sora and Riku in the science fair, so I can get the special prize to see the future! w00t!"
Judge: Woah! I know who's going to win the science fair!
Kairi: Yays!
Judge: One question how did you get it in the gym?
-the airship practically takes up the whole gym-
Kairi: THERE'S A MONKEY OVER THERE!
Judge: Him! I thought I got rid of it...-turns around-
Kairi: -runs away-
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Riku: This is my Particle Accelerator rifle. One blast from this baby, and the particles from any substance will arise beyond the point of safety! Creating a massive explosion! Watch and see! -pulls up the rifle and blasts the airship and gets knocked back against the wall. While the ship glows and explodes destroying practically all of the projects.-
Judge: I know who wont win!
Riku: Total Ownage...
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Judge: Whats your project?
Sora: Allow me to introduce, S-48! -crickets chirp- Hey where did that slacker go!
Kid: I asked him to bring me some candy.
Sora: What! He'll get stuff for other people but not me?
S-48: Sup chumps, -eats all of the candy-
Kid: Hey that was my candy!
Sora: HA HA! -raspberries at the kid- Meet my android, robot. THING!
Judge: Interesting...how did you make this?
Sora: Well I don't know, i just know that my smart self made this.
Judge: So you didn't necessarily make this?
Sora: Well not exactly...
Judge: DISQUALIFIED! By the way do you kids even go to this school/
Sora, Riku and Kairi: Eh, nah, well no..
Judge: First place and the Future Looker into Machine goes to this kid with the volcano!
Kid: Yay!
Sora: We need that machine.
Riku: Yeah
Kairi: Plus we can just share it anyways.
Sora: Your right. Now we need to work as a team and get that machine.
S-48: Hey i'm joining this too! I got just the plan. Hey kid!
Kid: Yeah?
S-48: Here's some money for some candy. I'll hold your prize for you.
Kid: Thanks lazy-robot!
S-48: -grabs the machine and sprays knock out gas in the kid's face and takes back his money- Thanks chump! -runs back to the house with the others.-
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Sora: Wow, so who goes first?
Kairi: I think S-48 should go first since he stole it in the first place.
S-48: Thanks meatbag.
Kairi: Wait, are you H_K-47?
S-48: No Sora created me by combining Laziness from Bender of Futurama, the serving attitude of Canti from Fooly Cooly, and the insults of HK-47 from KotoR. We'll lets fire this thing up!
-nothing happens and it shows S-48 saying "What the heck is this!"
S-48: What the heck is this!
Riku: I think you have to chose your time.
S-48: SHUT IT MEATBAG I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! -sets it to a random time and pushes the button-
To Be Continued...
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THAT! was funny as (im sorry but i feel like quoting) SUGAR! HAHAHAHAHA! but yea awsome update!
-In the ruins of the Mansion-
Sora: Good Job Riku, you just had to hit S-48.
Riku: What! You were the one that built it! Why did you even put a, Gather the Robots of the World and destroy everything system, in it?
Sora: I don't know I just found the instructions on some website! Plus Kairi should have known that this would happen! She built a airship for crying out loud!
Kairi: What so your going to blame this on me?
-The group argues while another group plans-
S-48: Now that my destroy the world systems have activated. We can begin...
H_K-47: Relieved Statement: Finally! Someone wishes to destroy the world with me, I'm so happy I could cry! HA! Thank the motherboard I can't.
Train Robot 1: We just wanted to talk with Sora, but he wouldn't send back our emails. So then we just force him to with guns, then he goes around shooting us in the head! Train Robot 2 got sliced in half!
Train Robot 2: -crawling over to them- Yet you guys still don't help me get to evil meetings!
S-48: SHUT UP! Now, I noticed all of you got the message and destroyed the city you were currently occupied in.
Train Robot 1: Yeah and considering we were all in the same city it was hard to choose who destroyed what.
Train Robot 2: Let me at em! I GET I'LL DESTROY THEM RRAHHFHAHFAHFAHH
Train Robot 1: Sorry he freezes up a lot. -kicks TR2 in the face-
H_K-47: Saddening Clarification: But where shall we find weapons to destroy the humans?
S-48: Yeah, you go up to Riku and ask him to borrow new rifle.
-at the destroyed mansion, the group is still arguing-
H_K-47: Query: Hey Riku can I borrow that really destructive rifle you've been working on?
Riku: WELL YOU SMELL KAIRI! huh, oh what for?
H_K-47: Satisfied Answer: Why to destroy all human life in this universe! mUHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
Riku: Huh?
H_K-47: Quick Re-phrase: Uh, I mean I got to blow up the DMV.
Riku: Oh as long as its for a good cause...-gives the Particle Accelerator Rifle to him-
-back at the evil robot meeting-
H_K-47: Evil Clarification: I call it first!
S-48: Fine, let us begin our march!
-at the mansion-
Kairi: Wait why did the robot ask for the rifle.
Riku: He said he would blow up the DMV.
Sora: Go him!
Kairi: He was obviously lying!
Sora: Well what else would he use it for.
Riku and Kairi: ... -smacks Sora in the head-
Sora: Jeez what was that for?
-in the city the robots march with there weapons-
Citizen: OH MY GOSH! ROBOTS ARE COMING TO DESTROY OUR CITY!
Stupid Scientist: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVER SINCE I WATCHED THE MATRIX! YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS JIM!
Jim: I can't believe I made this bet.
Citizen: We should call the army!
Stupid Scientist: No on the Matrix anime thing! It should people like us killing them with baseball bats! So thats there weakness!
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S-48: What are they doing?
H_K-47: Confused Statement: Uhh I think there baseball bats.
Train Robot 1: What! They were never supposed to fight back!
Train Robot 2: Does this mean i'll get destroyed again?
S-48: Well i never planned this...uhhh use the gun!
H_K-47: -pulls the trigger and nothing happens-
S-48: WHAT! Let me see that thing! -grabs it and reads the label-
One shot only
S-48: Oh you are so kidding me!
Train Robot 1: Ahh! Here they come!
-The citizens with bats start destroying the robots-
Stupid Scientist: -wipes the sweat of his head- This fan fic was better without all these robots.
Train Robot 2: At least it gave a storyline!
Stupid Scientist: OH MY GOD ITS STILL ALIVE!!! -starts wailing on it-
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Sora, Kairi, Riku, and S-48:
Sora: -takes out a bat-
S-48: Huh, AHHH NO!!!
The End...
Sora: Good Job Riku, you just had to hit S-48.
Riku: What! You were the one that built it! Why did you even put a, Gather the Robots of the World and destroy everything system, in it?
Sora: I don't know I just found the instructions on some website! Plus Kairi should have known that this would happen! She built a airship for crying out loud!
Kairi: What so your going to blame this on me?
-The group argues while another group plans-
S-48: Now that my destroy the world systems have activated. We can begin...
H_K-47: Relieved Statement: Finally! Someone wishes to destroy the world with me, I'm so happy I could cry! HA! Thank the motherboard I can't.
Train Robot 1: We just wanted to talk with Sora, but he wouldn't send back our emails. So then we just force him to with guns, then he goes around shooting us in the head! Train Robot 2 got sliced in half!
Train Robot 2: -crawling over to them- Yet you guys still don't help me get to evil meetings!
S-48: SHUT UP! Now, I noticed all of you got the message and destroyed the city you were currently occupied in.
Train Robot 1: Yeah and considering we were all in the same city it was hard to choose who destroyed what.
Train Robot 2: Let me at em! I GET I'LL DESTROY THEM RRAHHFHAHFAHFAHH
Train Robot 1: Sorry he freezes up a lot. -kicks TR2 in the face-
H_K-47: Saddening Clarification: But where shall we find weapons to destroy the humans?
S-48: Yeah, you go up to Riku and ask him to borrow new rifle.
-at the destroyed mansion, the group is still arguing-
H_K-47: Query: Hey Riku can I borrow that really destructive rifle you've been working on?
Riku: WELL YOU SMELL KAIRI! huh, oh what for?
H_K-47: Satisfied Answer: Why to destroy all human life in this universe! mUHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
Riku: Huh?
H_K-47: Quick Re-phrase: Uh, I mean I got to blow up the DMV.
Riku: Oh as long as its for a good cause...-gives the Particle Accelerator Rifle to him-
-back at the evil robot meeting-
H_K-47: Evil Clarification: I call it first!
S-48: Fine, let us begin our march!
-at the mansion-
Kairi: Wait why did the robot ask for the rifle.
Riku: He said he would blow up the DMV.
Sora: Go him!
Kairi: He was obviously lying!
Sora: Well what else would he use it for.
Riku and Kairi: ... -smacks Sora in the head-
Sora: Jeez what was that for?
-in the city the robots march with there weapons-
Citizen: OH MY GOSH! ROBOTS ARE COMING TO DESTROY OUR CITY!
Stupid Scientist: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVER SINCE I WATCHED THE MATRIX! YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS JIM!
Jim: I can't believe I made this bet.
Citizen: We should call the army!
Stupid Scientist: No on the Matrix anime thing! It should people like us killing them with baseball bats! So thats there weakness!
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S-48: What are they doing?
H_K-47: Confused Statement: Uhh I think there baseball bats.
Train Robot 1: What! They were never supposed to fight back!
Train Robot 2: Does this mean i'll get destroyed again?
S-48: Well i never planned this...uhhh use the gun!
H_K-47: -pulls the trigger and nothing happens-
S-48: WHAT! Let me see that thing! -grabs it and reads the label-
One shot only
S-48: Oh you are so kidding me!
Train Robot 1: Ahh! Here they come!
-The citizens with bats start destroying the robots-
Stupid Scientist: -wipes the sweat of his head- This fan fic was better without all these robots.
Train Robot 2: At least it gave a storyline!
Stupid Scientist: OH MY GOD ITS STILL ALIVE!!! -starts wailing on it-
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Sora, Kairi, Riku, and S-48:
Sora: -takes out a bat-
S-48: Huh, AHHH NO!!!
The End...
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YES KILL THE ROBOTS WITH BASEBALL BATS! (little slugger from paranoia agent rolls by) hey kid wanna team up? (smiles evilly) aw hell no...
great update don patch.
great update don patch.
Paranoia Agent.....one of the many shows that I have ever watched that was just screwed up...
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right next to evangelion...so weird....
Evangelion was ok in my opinion.
I used Don Patch in a chapter for KingDumb Hearts. Just making sure you knew Patch.
I used Don Patch in a chapter for KingDumb Hearts. Just making sure you knew Patch.
Heh, actually it is a rather long and boring story, which I'll tell you anyways...IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ON CHRISTMAS EVE...-screen fades away-!!!
Sora: -in the bathroom in front of the mirror- Now that the robots are out of our show its time for our annual Destiny Island Party! And this year I'm invited! Yay!
Riku: -walks past the door- Sora stop talking to yourself, and your not invited!
Sora: STOP EAVESDROPPING ON ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM!!
-in the living room Kairi's watching the Wickerman trailer-
Little Girl: Can you get my dolly in the middle of the road? -there car is parked in the parking lane-
Nicholas Cage: Sure! -walks into the middle of the road and picks up the doll and a truck in the wrong lane runs over the little girls car- Ok little girl I have the doll -turns around and see's the little girl's car gone- Great she left me on the road making me a target for cars to run over! What a little punk!
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Sora: Kairi can you get me into the party?
Kairi: Why I thought you were invited every year?
Sora: No! Riku said I can't come!
Kairi: Well I guess i'm going to have to have a talk with him! -turns around- RIKU!
Riku: What?
Kairi: Let Sora into this year's party!
Riku: Why should I you remember last time we let him in the party.
Kairi: What? I don't remember!
Sora: Yeah me neither!
Riku: Exactly! Here's the footage from our party when we were seven.
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-static, then it shows Kairi, Riku and Sora in a party-
Riku: Kairi, why are you wearing that army outfit?
Kairi: My daddy says I should wear something he considers nice!
Sora: Well its our first party, what should we do?
Kairi: Well my daddy put some camoflauge ink in my backpack want to try that out?
Sora and Riku: Sure!
-in an empty room-
Sora's mom: GROUP PHOTOS!!! -no ones there- I'll get you next time you three. NEXT TIME!!! -runs away-
Sora, Kairi, and Riku: -walk out of the wall- Woah that was awesome!
Riku: Hey lets gets some fruit punch! I put some extra sugar in it so well have more fun today!
Sora: Whats sugar?
Kairi: Its something that makes you stay awake for a long time!
Sora: Cool i'll try some! Heck i'll even drink the whole bowl! -drinks all of it and his eyes start glowing-
Riku and Kairi: Huh? Are you ok Sora?
Sora: -disappears-
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Riku: And thats all I remember.
Kairi: Wait a second...thats what my scar is from!
Sora: Woah, now it all makes sense...CAN I STILL COME!!!
Kairi and Riku: NOOOOO
Sora: PLEASE I WON'T DRINK ANY SUGARY DRINKS!
Kairi: I have an idea...
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Sora: -in the bathroom in front of the mirror- Now that the robots are out of our show its time for our annual Destiny Island Party! And this year I'm invited! Yay!
Riku: -walks past the door- Sora stop talking to yourself, and your not invited!
Sora: STOP EAVESDROPPING ON ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM!!
-in the living room Kairi's watching the Wickerman trailer-
Little Girl: Can you get my dolly in the middle of the road? -there car is parked in the parking lane-
Nicholas Cage: Sure! -walks into the middle of the road and picks up the doll and a truck in the wrong lane runs over the little girls car- Ok little girl I have the doll -turns around and see's the little girl's car gone- Great she left me on the road making me a target for cars to run over! What a little punk!
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Sora: Kairi can you get me into the party?
Kairi: Why I thought you were invited every year?
Sora: No! Riku said I can't come!
Kairi: Well I guess i'm going to have to have a talk with him! -turns around- RIKU!
Riku: What?
Kairi: Let Sora into this year's party!
Riku: Why should I you remember last time we let him in the party.
Kairi: What? I don't remember!
Sora: Yeah me neither!
Riku: Exactly! Here's the footage from our party when we were seven.
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-static, then it shows Kairi, Riku and Sora in a party-
Riku: Kairi, why are you wearing that army outfit?
Kairi: My daddy says I should wear something he considers nice!
Sora: Well its our first party, what should we do?
Kairi: Well my daddy put some camoflauge ink in my backpack want to try that out?
Sora and Riku: Sure!
-in an empty room-
Sora's mom: GROUP PHOTOS!!! -no ones there- I'll get you next time you three. NEXT TIME!!! -runs away-
Sora, Kairi, and Riku: -walk out of the wall- Woah that was awesome!
Riku: Hey lets gets some fruit punch! I put some extra sugar in it so well have more fun today!
Sora: Whats sugar?
Kairi: Its something that makes you stay awake for a long time!
Sora: Cool i'll try some! Heck i'll even drink the whole bowl! -drinks all of it and his eyes start glowing-
Riku and Kairi: Huh? Are you ok Sora?
Sora: -disappears-
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Riku: And thats all I remember.
Kairi: Wait a second...thats what my scar is from!
Sora: Woah, now it all makes sense...CAN I STILL COME!!!
Kairi and Riku: NOOOOO
Sora: PLEASE I WON'T DRINK ANY SUGARY DRINKS!
Kairi: I have an idea...
TO BE CONTINUED!!
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hahaha that was really funny don patch! update soon!
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...>.< I gotta stop disappearing from the furoms, awsome update Don Patch! =^_^= I got a question, were all the robots destroyed?
*takes out a notepad* So what happened on that Christmas Eve? Something to do with ghosts?
That, and a whole bunch of angry fan people. Here's two new episodes! And one of them is based on a true story! O.O (Hint: Six Flags!)
Sora: -wearing a collar- Why am I wearing a collar?
Kairi: Its supposed to zap you if you get near any sugar filled products.
Sora: Can't you guys just switch to splenda, the low fat product that taste like sugar but its not! Now available at your nearest grocery store!
Riku: Hmmmmm, that is a good idea...
-Somewhere in California-
Don Patch: -At the Six Flags Marine World riding Kong- Well this ride seems like a good one! -gets in the seat and the shield barely covers him- Uhhh, it feels like I'm gonna slip out.
Six Flags Worker: Nonsense! This ride is totally safe!
Don Patch: Whatever you say man. -the ride starts and his head starts hitting the pads around him-
-Ride finishes and the Six Flags guy comes up to him-
Six Flags Worker: How was the ride?
Don Patch: -is about to flip him off when a alarm goes off on his cell phone- HUH!? A PLOT HAS BEEN ANSWERED WITH A MORE HEALTHIER CHOICE? -presses the emergency button on his cell phone-
-In a hidden bunker at Area 51-
Covert Op Specialist: We got a call from Don Patch, we're to find the threat known as Splenda and erase it from history.
Covert Op 1: How do we know that this Don Patch isn't going to trick us?
Covert Op 2: DO YOU KNOW NOTHING?! Let me tell you the story...
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Covert Op Specialist: -wearing a camouflage hidden in a tree with a sniper rifle- The target is leaving his home! I repeat the target is leaving his home! Man this is a awesome! A moment like this should have an awesome battle music song to go with it. Now that I think about it, I CAN'T DO IT!!! -breaks down and cries-
Don Patch: Uhh, you said you wanted some battle music? Here. -hands him his cell phone with iTunes-
Covert Op Specialist: Oh MY GOD! THIS SONG OWNS! Lets see, "REDEMPTION!" By Gackt...OWNAGE! -kills his target- Thank you, if you ever need a favor just press this button!
-a button magically appears on his cell phone-
Don Patch: How did you do that? -COS disappeared- Weird...
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Covert Op 1: Thats a pretty boring story you know.
Covert Op Specialist: -assassinates him silently- LETS GO! -they jump into a time machine and appear whenever Spelenda was made-
Creator of Splenda: Wow, this is my most greatest achievement yet!
CO Specialist: -takes a memory wiper to his head and zaps him- Ok lets head to DESTINY ISLAND REALITY SHOW!!!
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Sora: Well now that we've solved this lets-
-Time freezes around Sora-
Sora: WHAT THE?!
CO2: -slaps him-
Sora: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
COS: Don Patch has warned you, advertise a product on this show that would destroy the current plot and we'll give you a Rzok'to Wedgie!
Sora: Whats a Rzok'to Wedgie?
CO2: A special torture technique we discovered while researching aliens. Observe! -goes to Riku and and gives him a wedgie then ties him to the roof and then pours starch on his underwear- HA HA HA HA HA!
Sora: ...-eyes gleam- I don't understand it...why don't you try it again...
CO2: HA! -does the same thing to Kairi- MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Sora: I still don't get it...why don't you try it on yourself. That would be a better example.
CO2: OK! -is about to when the Covert Op Specialist stops him-
COS: Ok lets go! -disappears and time unfreezes-
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PANTS!!
Kairi: AHHHHHHHHHHH MY PANTS!
Sora: AHHHAhAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kairi: SO what were we saying...oh yeah. -presses the zap button-
Sora: -screams- I THOUGHT IT WAS AUTOMATIC!
Kairi: Its automatic and manual!
-at the party-
Sora: -is taped to the wall- Man this stinks...-heartless walk up to him- Oh, hey guys, I didn't know you were invited!
Heartless: HA! HE'S HELPLESS NOW!! -they start wailing on him- THIS WAS FOR BILL! WHO HAD TO GET SURGERY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!
Bill: I hurt.
-they leave and Sora is bruised and beaten-
Sora: -An Assassin Dusk goes by him- Whats up man!
Assassin Dusk: -starts beating him up- THATS FOR GRABBING ME WHEN I WAS ON LAND AND THEN THROWING ME BACK UNDERGROUND CAUSING ME TO EXPLODE!! -leaves-
Riku: Thats why we never let you in our parties Sora.
Kairi: We knew you would get hurt.
Sora: You guys did this to protect me?
Riku: Yeah for some reason Don Patch wanted to give us a moment where were nice to you.
Kairi: Here have a cookie.
Sora: Thanks -puts it in his mouth and gets zapped- AHHHH YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Kairi: Yeah i know Hahahahahahhahahahhahahaha
The End!
-News report comes on-
News Dude: Breaking news, School has started once again, the children who are now ravaging the streets are being gathered by the School House Security.
-at Don Patch's house-
SHS: DON PATCH YOUR TIME HAS COME!!
Don Patch: NOOOOOO -is about to press the emergency button when SHS grabs it-
SHS: NO ELECTRONICS DURING SCHOOL HOURS!
Don Patch: -cries-
Sora: Wow, poor Don Patch.
Riku: Yeah, let us mourn him.
Kairi: Yes.
-silence-
The End...no really this time its the end of the episode. Seriously, you can stop reading...
Now I thought of the Train Scene episode for a RP but like many ones that I was in I knew I'd probably leave, so I made it into a episode for this show. Here's another one.
Darkness, it seeped out of the walls and flowed along the floor like a black fog. Marcus walked through the darkness with his sword in his hands he stepped into a large hall with a throne in the middle. The shadowy figure known as Ethereal hovered down from the ceiling. The chains that covered his body lowered him down. As soon as he touched the land the chains along his body fell from the ceiling and sunk into the ground. He lifted his arms and the chains sunk into the darkness around his arms. The chains pulled out three demon hounds from the dark rift. Marcus held his sword and the hounds charged him, he dodged one of the hounds claws and quickly spun around and slashed the hound in half and transformed into a dark cloud.
Another came behind him and he parried the blow and delivered a thrust into its shoulder and it transformed into a dark cloud also. The third caught him off-guard and bit his arm, Marcus winced and pushed it into the air and landed a killing blow. The clouds gathered together and merged into the three headed dog, Cerberus. They howled and charged Marcus, he came on the offensive and dodged the dog's strikes he jumped onto its back and then made an arc slash at there necks, they roared and Marcus jumped down and turned and struck the beast in its heart. Ethereal tilted his head to his shoulder and laughed, he lifted his arms to from his side and the chains around him dropped into the ground under him. Huge monstrous hands grabbed onto the land and lifted itself from the darkness. The darkness seeped from it and it floated in the air. Ethereal was hanging from the beast and he continued to laugh. Marcus realized who it was Rzok'to-
Sora: -at the buffet on set- Hey wasn't that the name of the wedgie Covert Op 2 gave Riku and Kairi? I guess Don Patch couldn't think of a good name!
Riku: -pulls of the Ethereal Mask- Yeah, wait a second...YOU GAVE US A WEDGIE?!
Sora: Uhhh, it was a covert op, FROM AREA 51!
Kairi: Great, he's more insane then ever.
Don Patch: SHUT UP!! OF COURSE I CAN! I'D FINISH IT BUT...but...uhh, RZOK'TO WEDGIE!!!
Sora: WAI!!!!
The End.
Sora: -wearing a collar- Why am I wearing a collar?
Kairi: Its supposed to zap you if you get near any sugar filled products.
Sora: Can't you guys just switch to splenda, the low fat product that taste like sugar but its not! Now available at your nearest grocery store!
Riku: Hmmmmm, that is a good idea...
-Somewhere in California-
Don Patch: -At the Six Flags Marine World riding Kong- Well this ride seems like a good one! -gets in the seat and the shield barely covers him- Uhhh, it feels like I'm gonna slip out.
Six Flags Worker: Nonsense! This ride is totally safe!
Don Patch: Whatever you say man. -the ride starts and his head starts hitting the pads around him-
-Ride finishes and the Six Flags guy comes up to him-
Six Flags Worker: How was the ride?
Don Patch: -is about to flip him off when a alarm goes off on his cell phone- HUH!? A PLOT HAS BEEN ANSWERED WITH A MORE HEALTHIER CHOICE? -presses the emergency button on his cell phone-
-In a hidden bunker at Area 51-
Covert Op Specialist: We got a call from Don Patch, we're to find the threat known as Splenda and erase it from history.
Covert Op 1: How do we know that this Don Patch isn't going to trick us?
Covert Op 2: DO YOU KNOW NOTHING?! Let me tell you the story...
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Covert Op Specialist: -wearing a camouflage hidden in a tree with a sniper rifle- The target is leaving his home! I repeat the target is leaving his home! Man this is a awesome! A moment like this should have an awesome battle music song to go with it. Now that I think about it, I CAN'T DO IT!!! -breaks down and cries-
Don Patch: Uhh, you said you wanted some battle music? Here. -hands him his cell phone with iTunes-
Covert Op Specialist: Oh MY GOD! THIS SONG OWNS! Lets see, "REDEMPTION!" By Gackt...OWNAGE! -kills his target- Thank you, if you ever need a favor just press this button!
-a button magically appears on his cell phone-
Don Patch: How did you do that? -COS disappeared- Weird...
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Covert Op 1: Thats a pretty boring story you know.
Covert Op Specialist: -assassinates him silently- LETS GO! -they jump into a time machine and appear whenever Spelenda was made-
Creator of Splenda: Wow, this is my most greatest achievement yet!
CO Specialist: -takes a memory wiper to his head and zaps him- Ok lets head to DESTINY ISLAND REALITY SHOW!!!
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Sora: Well now that we've solved this lets-
-Time freezes around Sora-
Sora: WHAT THE?!
CO2: -slaps him-
Sora: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
COS: Don Patch has warned you, advertise a product on this show that would destroy the current plot and we'll give you a Rzok'to Wedgie!
Sora: Whats a Rzok'to Wedgie?
CO2: A special torture technique we discovered while researching aliens. Observe! -goes to Riku and and gives him a wedgie then ties him to the roof and then pours starch on his underwear- HA HA HA HA HA!
Sora: ...-eyes gleam- I don't understand it...why don't you try it again...
CO2: HA! -does the same thing to Kairi- MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Sora: I still don't get it...why don't you try it on yourself. That would be a better example.
CO2: OK! -is about to when the Covert Op Specialist stops him-
COS: Ok lets go! -disappears and time unfreezes-
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PANTS!!
Kairi: AHHHHHHHHHHH MY PANTS!
Sora: AHHHAhAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kairi: SO what were we saying...oh yeah. -presses the zap button-
Sora: -screams- I THOUGHT IT WAS AUTOMATIC!
Kairi: Its automatic and manual!
-at the party-
Sora: -is taped to the wall- Man this stinks...-heartless walk up to him- Oh, hey guys, I didn't know you were invited!
Heartless: HA! HE'S HELPLESS NOW!! -they start wailing on him- THIS WAS FOR BILL! WHO HAD TO GET SURGERY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!
Bill: I hurt.
-they leave and Sora is bruised and beaten-
Sora: -An Assassin Dusk goes by him- Whats up man!
Assassin Dusk: -starts beating him up- THATS FOR GRABBING ME WHEN I WAS ON LAND AND THEN THROWING ME BACK UNDERGROUND CAUSING ME TO EXPLODE!! -leaves-
Riku: Thats why we never let you in our parties Sora.
Kairi: We knew you would get hurt.
Sora: You guys did this to protect me?
Riku: Yeah for some reason Don Patch wanted to give us a moment where were nice to you.
Kairi: Here have a cookie.
Sora: Thanks -puts it in his mouth and gets zapped- AHHHH YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Kairi: Yeah i know Hahahahahahhahahahhahahaha
The End!
-News report comes on-
News Dude: Breaking news, School has started once again, the children who are now ravaging the streets are being gathered by the School House Security.
-at Don Patch's house-
SHS: DON PATCH YOUR TIME HAS COME!!
Don Patch: NOOOOOO -is about to press the emergency button when SHS grabs it-
SHS: NO ELECTRONICS DURING SCHOOL HOURS!
Don Patch: -cries-
Sora: Wow, poor Don Patch.
Riku: Yeah, let us mourn him.
Kairi: Yes.
-silence-
The End...no really this time its the end of the episode. Seriously, you can stop reading...
Now I thought of the Train Scene episode for a RP but like many ones that I was in I knew I'd probably leave, so I made it into a episode for this show. Here's another one.
Darkness, it seeped out of the walls and flowed along the floor like a black fog. Marcus walked through the darkness with his sword in his hands he stepped into a large hall with a throne in the middle. The shadowy figure known as Ethereal hovered down from the ceiling. The chains that covered his body lowered him down. As soon as he touched the land the chains along his body fell from the ceiling and sunk into the ground. He lifted his arms and the chains sunk into the darkness around his arms. The chains pulled out three demon hounds from the dark rift. Marcus held his sword and the hounds charged him, he dodged one of the hounds claws and quickly spun around and slashed the hound in half and transformed into a dark cloud.
Another came behind him and he parried the blow and delivered a thrust into its shoulder and it transformed into a dark cloud also. The third caught him off-guard and bit his arm, Marcus winced and pushed it into the air and landed a killing blow. The clouds gathered together and merged into the three headed dog, Cerberus. They howled and charged Marcus, he came on the offensive and dodged the dog's strikes he jumped onto its back and then made an arc slash at there necks, they roared and Marcus jumped down and turned and struck the beast in its heart. Ethereal tilted his head to his shoulder and laughed, he lifted his arms to from his side and the chains around him dropped into the ground under him. Huge monstrous hands grabbed onto the land and lifted itself from the darkness. The darkness seeped from it and it floated in the air. Ethereal was hanging from the beast and he continued to laugh. Marcus realized who it was Rzok'to-
Sora: -at the buffet on set- Hey wasn't that the name of the wedgie Covert Op 2 gave Riku and Kairi? I guess Don Patch couldn't think of a good name!
Riku: -pulls of the Ethereal Mask- Yeah, wait a second...YOU GAVE US A WEDGIE?!
Sora: Uhhh, it was a covert op, FROM AREA 51!
Kairi: Great, he's more insane then ever.
Don Patch: SHUT UP!! OF COURSE I CAN! I'D FINISH IT BUT...but...uhh, RZOK'TO WEDGIE!!!
Sora: WAI!!!!
The End.
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hahahaha! great update don patch! the Rzok'to Wedgie...they should do that on jacka**2!(which i recently found out is coming im 2007!)YAY!
hey i just realized you said the theme somg for ff7oC did you play it? and if you did, did you like it?
hey i just realized you said the theme somg for ff7
oC did you play it? and if you did, did you like it?
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Yay!! Chapter!! FINALLY!
Damn. I have to start school in 3 days. Life sucks
Damn. I have to start school in 3 days. Life sucks
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