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DARN YOU NEXT GEN GAMING! DARN YOUR AWSOMNESS!
awsome update
awsome update
Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!
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Don Patch: -grabs the Amazing Race storyline and throws it in the trash- BACK TO RANDOM EPISODES!
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-at the game store-
Zelda Nerd 1: -talks at high speeds- Did you see the new Zelda game for the Nintendo wii? Boy, I love the wii! How many dungeons did you finish, I beat the game on the super difficultly already I'm like totally awesome...-goes on-
Zelda Nerd 2: Like oh my gosh, I just started yeti snowboarding I got the high score! I even checked the Zelda forums and I have the highest score there! Isn't it totally awesome...-goes on-
Zelda Nerd 1: Yeah I just beat my old high score, you know I love Zelda! Isn't she so hot! I have a shrine for-
Sora: SHUT UP! OK JUST SHUT UP! **** WHY CAN'T YOU ****ing SHUT UP!!!!!! YOU PANSY'S LEARN TO PLAY A TRUE GAME LIKE GEARS OF WAR GOD! -grabs Gears of War and walks out the door- GOD! -slams the door-
Zelda Nerd 1: ...Anyways so I have a shrine set up in my closet and -gets hit by the Zelda cardboard cut out-
-at the mansion-
Sora: -watching TV-
Riku: -barges in- HEY SORA GUESS WHAT! I GOT A "Wii"! NOW I CAN PLAY THE NEW ZELDA GAME!
Kairi: WOAH THAT LOOKS COOL!
Sora: -eye twitches-
-at a school somewhere-
Teacher: Welcome to, "How to survive Legend of Zelda Fans." Class. I'm Mr. Patch!
Everyone: Hi Mr. Patch.
Sora: Don Patch?! Your the teacher!
Don Patch: Yeah, I had some bad experiences with Zelda...well...its a long story so...LETS START CLASS! Now, first thing to remember, Zelda fans will constantly repeat themselves...it doesn't matter if they've already said it, they will repeat it. So who has friends who are Zelda fans. -raises hand-
Everyone: -raises hand-
Don Patch: Good so first deal is to stand in a room with a Zelda fan for a whole day. And to keep my Zelda dummy from being shredded to pieces I'm going to super glue you to the wall. SORA YOUR FIRST!
Sora: WHAT! No way man no way!
-two minutes later-
Sora: -stuck to the wall- I'll hate you forever Don Patch!
Don Patch: Fantastic, now have fun!
-the next day-
Sora: -ears are bleeding-
Don Patch: Woah! You actually survived! My teaching skills are improving...
Sora: OH LORD GET ME OFF OF THIS WALL!
Don Patch: -pulls him off- Now who's next!
-a month later-
Everyone: -wearing ear bandages-
Don Patch: Now that you've survived that now we can get into focusing the anger that you all just gathered. I'm going to give you presents!
Sora: Presents?
Don Patch: Yes, when your friends start talking about the game just open the present box and all will be well...
Sora: Ok...
-back at the mansion-
Riku: -cosplaying as Zelda (yes Zelda, not Link)- DUDE I JUST LOVE THIS GAME!
Kairi: I KNOW ISN'T IT FUN!
Sora: -opens the box and a robot comes out and runs to the wii and breaks it in half, and steps on the Zelda disc-
Riku and Kairi: NOOOOooo
Sora: Ah...peace at last. Merry Christmas Don Patch!
Don Patch: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Moogler: Sir, we're in a forum. People have different religions here.
Don Patch: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Moogler: Thats better.
THE END!
(Note: Zelda conversations are actually based on the ones my friends had, if I got some of the Zelda stuff wrong, whatev, I just vaguely remember the babbling of my friends constant barrage of stories)
Another episode after someone replies.
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-at the game store-
Zelda Nerd 1: -talks at high speeds- Did you see the new Zelda game for the Nintendo wii? Boy, I love the wii! How many dungeons did you finish, I beat the game on the super difficultly already I'm like totally awesome...-goes on-
Zelda Nerd 2: Like oh my gosh, I just started yeti snowboarding I got the high score! I even checked the Zelda forums and I have the highest score there! Isn't it totally awesome...-goes on-
Zelda Nerd 1: Yeah I just beat my old high score, you know I love Zelda! Isn't she so hot! I have a shrine for-
Sora: SHUT UP! OK JUST SHUT UP! **** WHY CAN'T YOU ****ing SHUT UP!!!!!! YOU PANSY'S LEARN TO PLAY A TRUE GAME LIKE GEARS OF WAR GOD! -grabs Gears of War and walks out the door- GOD! -slams the door-
Zelda Nerd 1: ...Anyways so I have a shrine set up in my closet and -gets hit by the Zelda cardboard cut out-
-at the mansion-
Sora: -watching TV-
Riku: -barges in- HEY SORA GUESS WHAT! I GOT A "Wii"! NOW I CAN PLAY THE NEW ZELDA GAME!
Kairi: WOAH THAT LOOKS COOL!
Sora: -eye twitches-
-at a school somewhere-
Teacher: Welcome to, "How to survive Legend of Zelda Fans." Class. I'm Mr. Patch!
Everyone: Hi Mr. Patch.
Sora: Don Patch?! Your the teacher!
Don Patch: Yeah, I had some bad experiences with Zelda...well...its a long story so...LETS START CLASS! Now, first thing to remember, Zelda fans will constantly repeat themselves...it doesn't matter if they've already said it, they will repeat it. So who has friends who are Zelda fans. -raises hand-
Everyone: -raises hand-
Don Patch: Good so first deal is to stand in a room with a Zelda fan for a whole day. And to keep my Zelda dummy from being shredded to pieces I'm going to super glue you to the wall. SORA YOUR FIRST!
Sora: WHAT! No way man no way!
-two minutes later-
Sora: -stuck to the wall- I'll hate you forever Don Patch!
Don Patch: Fantastic, now have fun!
-the next day-
Sora: -ears are bleeding-
Don Patch: Woah! You actually survived! My teaching skills are improving...
Sora: OH LORD GET ME OFF OF THIS WALL!
Don Patch: -pulls him off- Now who's next!
-a month later-
Everyone: -wearing ear bandages-
Don Patch: Now that you've survived that now we can get into focusing the anger that you all just gathered. I'm going to give you presents!
Sora: Presents?
Don Patch: Yes, when your friends start talking about the game just open the present box and all will be well...
Sora: Ok...
-back at the mansion-
Riku: -cosplaying as Zelda (yes Zelda, not Link)- DUDE I JUST LOVE THIS GAME!
Kairi: I KNOW ISN'T IT FUN!
Sora: -opens the box and a robot comes out and runs to the wii and breaks it in half, and steps on the Zelda disc-
Riku and Kairi: NOOOOooo
Sora: Ah...peace at last. Merry Christmas Don Patch!
Don Patch: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Moogler: Sir, we're in a forum. People have different religions here.
Don Patch: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Moogler: Thats better.
THE END!
(Note: Zelda conversations are actually based on the ones my friends had, if I got some of the Zelda stuff wrong, whatev, I just vaguely remember the babbling of my friends constant barrage of stories)
Another episode after someone replies.
Hey, you finally replied!
I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!
I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!
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yay that was an awsome update!
Yes I did die but, I'm like a Phoenix! Oh yeah, if any of you happen to be Zelda fans and feel offended by the last episode, I don't care.
-at the Movie Theater-
Sora: What are we watching again?
Kairi: My stupid little brother wanted to see Happy Feet.
Sora: AGAIN WITH THE STUPID PENGUIN MOVIES!
Jeff: Penguins are not stupid!
Sora: So what do they do in this.
Jeff: They dance!
Sora: Oh great, dancing penguins!
-after the movie-
Sora: That was horrible!
Jeff: What would make it good for you.
Sora: Well first, get rid of the penguins and switch them with zombies, and instead of dancing, have them devouring brains! Second, there should be a lot of pointless explosions. There should also be a awesome main character who is incredibly bad*** who uses a variety of weapons like a gun with a chainsaw attached, and with him is his damsel in distress, she must be wearing a bikini through out the entire movie. After they defeat the zombies, alien drop pods crash down into Earth and...
Kairi: -yawns and takes Jeff back home-
Sora: Then it ends in a awesome explosion leaving the two forced to leave the alien planet and take the long journey home.
Director: Great story kid! I was just stealing coins from the seats and I just happened to listen to your story! In fact, I'll make a movie out of it!
Sora: Really! I'm going to get so much money out of it!
Director: ME TOO!
Sora and Director: -spinning in a circle together- WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
-at the studio-
Kairi: I can't believe this, your actually going to make this movie.
Sora: It has always been my dream to be famous and rich!.
Kairi: But you are!
Sora: Oh yeah being known by kids who spend there whole day inside.
Kairi: But most don't!
Don Patch: Yeah I play basketball! Well actually if I did a lot of people would get hurt. So I just play spin offs of the game!
Sora: Thats nice
Kairi: Well your just acting stupid!
Sora: Oh yeah, we'll your fat!
Kairi: I told you guys not to talk about my weight! -cries and runs away-
Sora: Jeez whats her problem. Anyways, on to the movie!
Director: Were almost done with it!
Extra: Hey isn't this movie copying a lot of video games and movies?
Sora: -grabs him and throws him out-
-a few months later at the premiere theater-
Sora: I can't wait for this! -sees the famous Actors and Actresses- OH MY GOD ITS MEL GIBSON!
Mel Gibson: Hey Sora wanna get drunk after this?
Sora: Maybe later...
Riku: Hey Sora thanks for taking us along.
Kairi: -is incredibly skinny- Yes..yes it is -collapses-
Sora: Riku, get her some McDonald's ASAP!
Riku: I'm on it.
-after the movie-
Sora: Everyone loved my movie!
Some Random Actor/Actress: No we didn't, it was horrible.
Sora: WHAT! I knew there should have been more explosions! WHY! WHHHY!!!!
-a few months later-
Director: Here's your share of the money kid. -hands him a million dollars-
Sora: WHAT THE! How did I get so much?
Director: Well apparently a lot of people are fans of you.
Sora: Really! They went outside for me?
Director: Yeah whatever, -leaves-
Sora: -signs in on the message board and has a thousand PM's- Let me read my fan mail!
Dear Sora,
YOUR MOVIE SUCKED! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT OUTSIDE FOR THAT! I MEAN COME ON!
Sora: -checks the rest of the hate mail- Oh well so much for me giving them money!
Don Patch: I liked the movie!
Sora: Fine, here's half a million dollars.
Don Patch: YAY!
Riku: -comes back with Kairi in a wheelbarrow- Hey Sora
Kairi: -is super fat- Hi..sora..
Riku: Was the movie good?
Sora: Meh. It was kinda dumb.
Riku: To bad. ANYWAYS LETS TALK ABOUT ZELDA
Kairi: Woooo...zeld- -passes out-
The End!
-at the Movie Theater-
Sora: What are we watching again?
Kairi: My stupid little brother wanted to see Happy Feet.
Sora: AGAIN WITH THE STUPID PENGUIN MOVIES!
Jeff: Penguins are not stupid!
Sora: So what do they do in this.
Jeff: They dance!
Sora: Oh great, dancing penguins!
-after the movie-
Sora: That was horrible!
Jeff: What would make it good for you.
Sora: Well first, get rid of the penguins and switch them with zombies, and instead of dancing, have them devouring brains! Second, there should be a lot of pointless explosions. There should also be a awesome main character who is incredibly bad*** who uses a variety of weapons like a gun with a chainsaw attached, and with him is his damsel in distress, she must be wearing a bikini through out the entire movie. After they defeat the zombies, alien drop pods crash down into Earth and...
Kairi: -yawns and takes Jeff back home-
Sora: Then it ends in a awesome explosion leaving the two forced to leave the alien planet and take the long journey home.
Director: Great story kid! I was just stealing coins from the seats and I just happened to listen to your story! In fact, I'll make a movie out of it!
Sora: Really! I'm going to get so much money out of it!
Director: ME TOO!
Sora and Director: -spinning in a circle together- WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
-at the studio-
Kairi: I can't believe this, your actually going to make this movie.
Sora: It has always been my dream to be famous and rich!.
Kairi: But you are!
Sora: Oh yeah being known by kids who spend there whole day inside.
Kairi: But most don't!
Don Patch: Yeah I play basketball! Well actually if I did a lot of people would get hurt. So I just play spin offs of the game!
Sora: Thats nice
Kairi: Well your just acting stupid!
Sora: Oh yeah, we'll your fat!
Kairi: I told you guys not to talk about my weight! -cries and runs away-
Sora: Jeez whats her problem. Anyways, on to the movie!
Director: Were almost done with it!
Extra: Hey isn't this movie copying a lot of video games and movies?
Sora: -grabs him and throws him out-
-a few months later at the premiere theater-
Sora: I can't wait for this! -sees the famous Actors and Actresses- OH MY GOD ITS MEL GIBSON!
Mel Gibson: Hey Sora wanna get drunk after this?
Sora: Maybe later...
Riku: Hey Sora thanks for taking us along.
Kairi: -is incredibly skinny- Yes..yes it is -collapses-
Sora: Riku, get her some McDonald's ASAP!
Riku: I'm on it.
-after the movie-
Sora: Everyone loved my movie!
Some Random Actor/Actress: No we didn't, it was horrible.
Sora: WHAT! I knew there should have been more explosions! WHY! WHHHY!!!!
-a few months later-
Director: Here's your share of the money kid. -hands him a million dollars-
Sora: WHAT THE! How did I get so much?
Director: Well apparently a lot of people are fans of you.
Sora: Really! They went outside for me?
Director: Yeah whatever, -leaves-
Sora: -signs in on the message board and has a thousand PM's- Let me read my fan mail!
Dear Sora,
YOUR MOVIE SUCKED! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT OUTSIDE FOR THAT! I MEAN COME ON!
Sora: -checks the rest of the hate mail- Oh well so much for me giving them money!
Don Patch: I liked the movie!
Sora: Fine, here's half a million dollars.
Don Patch: YAY!
Riku: -comes back with Kairi in a wheelbarrow- Hey Sora
Kairi: -is super fat- Hi..sora..
Riku: Was the movie good?
Sora: Meh. It was kinda dumb.
Riku: To bad. ANYWAYS LETS TALK ABOUT ZELDA
Kairi: Woooo...zeld- -passes out-
The End!
That was hilarious! Get some Mcdonalds in her ASAP...priceless...
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yea i really dont like going outside either...
awsome update!
awsome update!
This is like the only thing I get on this site for is to read this it always very funny lol
but it always takes forever for a new update oh well it's worth the wait lol
but it always takes forever for a new update oh well it's worth the wait lol
*chants* Update, update, update...
Sora: So, Don Patch your turning 14 on January 24th.
Don Patch: -wearing a black collar shirt and slacks, with a sliver tie with sunglasses- Indeed.
Sora: So...
Don Patch: :bored:
Riku: What do you want.
Don Patch: Not much.
Sora: ...
Riku: ...
Don Patch: -cough-
Raging Fan: -kicks the door down- YOU! THE ONE THEY CALL DON PATCH!
Don Patch: Hello...-looks at the previous typed dialog- Raging Fan.
Raging Fan: UPDATE YOUR FAN FICTION YOUR TOO SLOW IN WRITING THIS STUFF!
Don Patch: I am on hiatus.
Sora: By the way, why are you wearing that outfit.
Raging Fan: HIATUS! COME ON THIS FAN FICTION IS EASY TO WRITE!
Don Patch: -pulls his sunglasses off- Nuh uh. -pulls out a graph- As you can see. As I make more episodes the episode thought process of my brain grows smaller causing an ultimate demise of my current status as a F-F Writer. Which will lead me to becoming one of the formers that lurks around the forums thinking of funny things to say but, then thinking, "No, I won't reply right now."
Raging Fan: :huh: What?!
Sora: You haven't answered my question yet!
Don Patch: Quiet you.
Sora: Yes sir.
Riku: Why are we here anyways?
Don Patch: I don't know, I just really enjoy acting nonchalant in every dialog sentence I get.
Raging Fan: What happened to you Don Patch, look back to the episode where to turned from Heartless_Key to Don Patch!
Don Patch: -realizes that this character was originally crazy and hyper- You are sadly mistaken that is the (Character)Don Patch. I am the (Writer)Don Patch.
Raging Fan: Well bring back the Character one, and get back on track!
Don Patch: I see, well I guess we can get back on... -secretly pulls out pistol from the chair and shoots the Raging Fan- Sora dispose of the body.
Sora: Again! -throws the body in a room with other Raging Fans-
Riku: You have to start reasoning with these people, and you do have to start making more of the show.
Don Patch: -thinks- I could kill him right here, more money saved for me. Though to many people love him. I may get more hate mail. -speaks- Fine.
Sora: Well, BAH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Riku: We could let Kairi out of her room.
Sora: NO! She's in hibernation mode! If we wake her she'll go nuts! DON'T YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB!
Riku: No that show is absolutely stupid.
Sora: SB HATER!
Riku: Well I'm going up there just to make her mad.
Sora: So why are you wearing that outfit.
Don Patch: Well It all started on Friday when...
-upstairs-
Riku: -goes into her room and watches Kairi slowly deflating from her Mcdonalds Phase- Disturbing. -looks at the clock- Twenty seconds until deflation? He He He! -pops a balloon next to Kairi's ear and she suddenly inflates again.-
Kairi: RIKU I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Riku: Come on! You can't even get up! How are you going to do that!
Kairi: -pulls the door shut with a string and locks it-
Riku: What are you doing?
Kairi: -throws some pillows under the opening under the door and then laughs-
Riku: Your scaring me Kairi!
Kairi: -puts on oxygen mask and farts-
Riku: NO!!!! -starts choking-
-back downstairs-
Don Patch: And that is how I saved Christmas yet again.
Sora: Wow...hey did you hear something?
Don Patch: I cannot recall that I did.
Sora: So your really sophisticated in real life?
Don Patch: No, I have many personalities.
Sora: Oh.
Don Patch: -wearing a black collar shirt and slacks, with a sliver tie with sunglasses- Indeed.
Sora: So...
Don Patch: :bored:
Riku: What do you want.
Don Patch: Not much.
Sora: ...
Riku: ...
Don Patch: -cough-
Raging Fan: -kicks the door down- YOU! THE ONE THEY CALL DON PATCH!
Don Patch: Hello...-looks at the previous typed dialog- Raging Fan.
Raging Fan: UPDATE YOUR FAN FICTION YOUR TOO SLOW IN WRITING THIS STUFF!
Don Patch: I am on hiatus.
Sora: By the way, why are you wearing that outfit.
Raging Fan: HIATUS! COME ON THIS FAN FICTION IS EASY TO WRITE!
Don Patch: -pulls his sunglasses off- Nuh uh. -pulls out a graph- As you can see. As I make more episodes the episode thought process of my brain grows smaller causing an ultimate demise of my current status as a F-F Writer. Which will lead me to becoming one of the formers that lurks around the forums thinking of funny things to say but, then thinking, "No, I won't reply right now."
Raging Fan: :huh: What?!
Sora: You haven't answered my question yet!
Don Patch: Quiet you.
Sora: Yes sir.
Riku: Why are we here anyways?
Don Patch: I don't know, I just really enjoy acting nonchalant in every dialog sentence I get.
Raging Fan: What happened to you Don Patch, look back to the episode where to turned from Heartless_Key to Don Patch!
Don Patch: -realizes that this character was originally crazy and hyper- You are sadly mistaken that is the (Character)Don Patch. I am the (Writer)Don Patch.
Raging Fan: Well bring back the Character one, and get back on track!
Don Patch: I see, well I guess we can get back on... -secretly pulls out pistol from the chair and shoots the Raging Fan- Sora dispose of the body.
Sora: Again! -throws the body in a room with other Raging Fans-
Riku: You have to start reasoning with these people, and you do have to start making more of the show.
Don Patch: -thinks- I could kill him right here, more money saved for me. Though to many people love him. I may get more hate mail. -speaks- Fine.
Sora: Well, BAH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Riku: We could let Kairi out of her room.
Sora: NO! She's in hibernation mode! If we wake her she'll go nuts! DON'T YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB!
Riku: No that show is absolutely stupid.
Sora: SB HATER!
Riku: Well I'm going up there just to make her mad.
Sora: So why are you wearing that outfit.
Don Patch: Well It all started on Friday when...
-upstairs-
Riku: -goes into her room and watches Kairi slowly deflating from her Mcdonalds Phase- Disturbing. -looks at the clock- Twenty seconds until deflation? He He He! -pops a balloon next to Kairi's ear and she suddenly inflates again.-
Kairi: RIKU I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Riku: Come on! You can't even get up! How are you going to do that!
Kairi: -pulls the door shut with a string and locks it-
Riku: What are you doing?
Kairi: -throws some pillows under the opening under the door and then laughs-
Riku: Your scaring me Kairi!
Kairi: -puts on oxygen mask and farts-
Riku: NO!!!! -starts choking-
-back downstairs-
Don Patch: And that is how I saved Christmas yet again.
Sora: Wow...hey did you hear something?
Don Patch: I cannot recall that I did.
Sora: So your really sophisticated in real life?
Don Patch: No, I have many personalities.
Sora: Oh.
LOL!!! That was hilarious Patch!
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YES! The awsome update is here! And happy early birthday Don Patch!
Oh yeah, happy birthday Patch!
been long enouth at lest it's good happy b-day and do you really read what we say on here?
also what is hiatus and if you know could you pm me what it is ty if you do
Wow, its been a while. When are you going to update?
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(Playing cards...by himself...and loses) Pretty sneaky...me.
Please update soon! I have no other humor in my life than this!
Please update soon! I have no other humor in my life than this!
^That's a bit pathetic, don't ya think?
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