Funniest line in Kh

[Xiao]

"Aw what do you know, you big palooka?"
"What do I know?"

One of my favorite lines...not the palooka line, the "what do i know" line XD

 

[Sephy-muffins]

Also, this line isn't supposed funny, but it made me kinda laugh. It's after Riku fights the Beast, and then Sora runs up to the beast and says, "Hey, don't move. You're hurt." I can just see Beast saying, "Of couse I am you $*(!&@#, that's why I'm lying on the ground!" lol

o_o; I laughed at that part to. xD I didn't think it was funny until I played through KH a second time, then saw it again. I bust out laughing. x'D

 

[Midnight]

My friend thought of this one after he watched me beat the ending, it was when they were running through the field. "Goofy runs like he has a corn-cob stuck up his butt." lol!

 

[Percymort]

At the start when riku hands sora the paupo fruit i cn just see sora.
"riku im flattered and all......but im not into you"!
"come on i know you want to"
"Riku........I love you too ...lets make out.....!"
last part is over reacting but.....what the hell....i can see that happening
funny........

 

[Lost Heaven]

I agree when you said "riku im flattered and all......but im not into you"! I could just see Sora saying that, but that last line... I don't think so

 

[Percymort]

yeah like i said....over reaction!

 

[Lost Heaven]

Yeah, but see... I'm a Riku X Sora fan...so it's fine with me ^ ^

 

[Percymort]

lol.....me aswell....

 

[Dark Niwa]

At the start when riku hands sora the paupo fruit i cn just see sora.
"riku im flattered and all......but im not into you"!
"come on i know you want to"
"Riku........I love you too ...lets make out.....!"
last part is over reacting but.....what the hell....i can see that happening
funny........

LOL that would be hilarious

 

[Oracle]

Another funny part was when Sora Leon and Yuffie are attacked by the heartless in the hotel and Yuffie runs through the door, squishing Donald into the wall with it xD

 

[Oracle]

*bump*

Heres a few more funny lines:

At the Pirate ship after you beat Captin Hook:

Sora: "Wow, I really flew! Wait til I tell Kairi! I wonder if she'll believe me? Probably not..."

And when you first get to Hollow Bastion:

Sora: "I have this wierd feeling inside me..."

Donald: " Aww, your just hungry"

 

[tetraalmasy]

I like when Sora called Riku stupid and when Pinoccio said that he wasn't going to make it and his nose grew and he's all like oh I guess I'm okay and whatever.

I think It's awsome for them to put scripts in like that. It breaks the sad and dramatic parts!

But I also liked when Sora, Riku and Kairi were by the Paopu tree and while Riku was thanking Kairi for giving him the idea to explore the worlds, you can see Sora rolling his eyes. That was adorable.

 

[Night Shadow]

i dont know why but when malicafent says "the true darkness!!!" i just start doubling over laughing and dying...its not funny in-and-of-itself but i think it is...

 

[Machinany Gun]

Funniest line was when my friend was playing KH and he kept dying to Clayton. We heard the Tarzan line of ug ohhh ug ahhh Not Clayton ug ohhhh ug ahhh Not Clayton over and over and it was hilarious for no real reason. I think Clayton was even getting sick of it.

 

[sora's-girl]

i thought it was funny and my friend told me i was cursed for laughing at her because after that i kept dieing

 

[Dream Heart]

Phil: Kid, I got two words for you................ATTACK!!!!!!!

Phil from Hecules always get the number of words wrong but i think it really funny.

Phil: not bad...........
Sora: haha looks like I'm heading to the games *smiling*
Phil: afraid not........
Sora: WHAT?! WHY NOT?!
Phil: three words.............you-guys-ain't-heroes.
*Goofy counting the number of words on his hand*
Sora: C'MON!

I thought that part was hilarious XD

 

[Krazy]

This is one of my faves!!

Cloud: The great God of the Underworld is afraid of a kid?

LOL!!!!

 

[Puck]

Sora had a real sense of humor in KH( a shame they're going to get rid of it in KH2 just like they got rid of it in CoM). But anyway, the scene where Sora makes that funny smile and face to Donald and Goofy in Traverse Town is hilarious. Another funny line when he calls Riku stupid.

 

[giambattist]

ya soras always lookin back doing that akward smile like in hk1 end

 

[vampire_lord00]

i dont know about kh1 but in com when you're about to fight ansem the last time when riku takes his sword out and says you really stink, like that's supposed to hurt ansems feelings lol.