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Endgame

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Oh shit. I lost my lighter. Jesus, tell me where to find it so I can smoke again!
 
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Azrael

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The Jesus told me to gather a noob army and take over the forums.

The OP's Jesus is certainly a fraud!
 

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Jesus has ressurected. He's still black, but he changed his name to Obama. You might've heard of him.

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Jesus has ressurected. He's still black, but he changed his name to Obama. You might've heard of him.

I saw a pamphlet saying he will be inaugurated as king someday, and i unquestioningly believe it.

so obama isn't jesus.
 

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Well, in the newspaper this morning the front page was covered with the image of a painting showing Jesus descending from heaven, but he was Black and looked like Obama. And we all grinned peacefully as the title read: The Black Jesus has landed.

I believe everything the newspapers say, and so should you!
 
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