Sorry for copying KL's idea.
Dear
[ ] n00b
[ ] the-kiddie
[ ] tween
[ ] idiot
[ ] freak
[X] fanboy/girl
[X ] nerd
[ ] lamer
[ ] lame-ass flamer
[ ] troll
[ ] pervert
[ ] unbearably self-righteous person
I took exception to your
[X] post
[ ] private message
[ ] email
It was
(Check all that apply.)
[X] lame
[ ] spammy
[ ] stalkerish
[ ] brain-damaged
[ ] abusive
[ ] contemptible
[ ] deceitful
[ ] libelous
[ ] demented
[ ] weird
[ ] mind-numbing
[ ] cowardly
[X] hypocritical
[ ] self-righteous
[ ] belligerent
[ ] maladroit
[ ] much longer than any thought of which you may be capable
Your attention is drawn to the fact that
(Check all that apply.)
[ ] you posted what should've been emailed
[ ] you asked if Adamo is g a y in real life
[ ] and have never heard of acting
[ ] and insisited on your 'right to know'
[ ] you looked a gift horse up the ass
[ ] you directly flamed me after I plonked your ass
[ ] you self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on
others
[ ] you self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] you self-righteously impose your n00bish beliefs on others
[ ] you self-righteously impose your parasitic beliefs on
others
[ ] you backed up *nothing* that you said
[ ] moreover, *I* could argue your case better
[ ] posted what has been done before
[ ] moreover, it was done better last time
[X] you showed intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
[ ] you used the phrase 'information superhighway'
[ ] you used the term 'blogosphere'
[X] nobody likes you
[X] this has been pointed out before
[X] you posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] you posted something pornographic
[ ] you posted "I cut myself just like Ellie."
[ ] your post is absurdly off-topic
[ ] it's an advertisement for a site
[ ] you only gave the URL
[ ] it's the same stupid URL as the title
[ ] you used the 'broader audience' excuse to justify it
[ ] you posted your own personal fanfic and called it a spoiler
[ ] and said you worked at CTV
[ ] as a cast member
[ ] you posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] you posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] you cried "libel"
[ ] you said "me too" to something
[ ] you quoted an ENTIRE POST in your reply
[ ] you make no sense
[ ] you asked for an illegal download
[ ] you asked if Manny got pregnant
[ ] you misspelled gonorrhea
[ ] you continued to talk to someone after the *plonk*
[ ] you have made several Last Postings To This Group(tm)
[X] you didn't do anything specific, but are being flamed on
general principle
It is recommended that you
[X] get a clue
[X] get a life
[X] grow up
[X] never post again
[X] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] jump into a bathtub holding your monitor
[X] get a gun and shoot yourself
[X] in the boys' washroom
[X] actually post something relevant
[ ] turn yourself in to the FBI
[ ] stick to the-n.com until you grow up
[X] stick to IMDB until you grow up
[ ] stick to Degrassi Realm until you grow up
[ ] post your Instant Star/RFR/SON stuff in the proper forum
[ ] read the FAQ
[X] apologize to everybody in the forum
[X] consume excrement
[X] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] post your tests to the technical support board
[X] refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what
you're doing
In closing, I'd like to say
[X] you need to seek psychiatric help
[X] take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[X] most of the above
[X] all of the above
[ ] you're so clueless I didn't even bother filling out this
form
[X] have a nice day
