Let make our own

[Sonja~Soulheart]

Cloud then snaps sepiroth's neck and he dies...

Kairi: I win!

Riku: dangnabit! I lost!!

Sora: that's what you get from gambling...

Roxas then slaps Riku on the face

Riku: is this slap Riku on the face holiday or what!?

Roxas: Im bored..

 

[Rika17]

Mickey appeart out of nowhere
Mickey: who want to go to Disneyland?
Kairi: What that?
Mickey: it a new theme park that just open in my world, does anybody want to go
sora out of the blue
Sora: I DO!!
Riku: it figures
Mickey: okay let go
In Disneyland.....

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Sora and the gang meet up with Goofy and Donald at the amusement park entrance.
Goofy: "Hey, Sora!"
Donald: "We're over here!"
Sora: "Donald, Goofy!"
Kairi: "Wow! You guys are here too?"
Goofy: "Sure we are."
Riku: "Well, what rides should we get on first?"
Sora: "Hmmm..."
Roxas: "I'm hungry, wanna get something to eat first?"
Sora: "...Huh? But I haven't decided-"
Everyone ignores Sora and head on to a nearby McDonalds.
Sora: "...Great."
However, they didn't know they being followed by...

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Sora and the gang meet up with Goofy and Donald at the amusement park entrance.
Goofy: "Hey, Sora!"
Donald: "We're over here!"
Sora: "Donald, Goofy!"
Kairi: "Wow! You guys are here too?"
Goofy: "Sure we are."
Riku: "Well, what rides should we get on first?"
Sora: "Hmmm..."
Roxas: "I'm hungry, wanna get something to eat first?"
Sora: "...Huh? But I haven't decided-"
Everyone ignores Sora and heads on to a nearby McDonalds.
Sora: "...Great."
However, they didn't know they were being followed by...



Opps, sorry for the double post.

 

[Rika17]

a few hour later....
blahhh
Riku: i told to wait 45 min before going on any rides sora
sora: sorry it just, i couldn't wait anymore, i just had to get on the small world ride

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Kairi: "So, which ride are we gonna go on next?"
Roxas: "Beats me."
Namine: "Oh, Roxas, can we both go on the teacups?"
Roxas: "...You mean...*starts blushes*"
Namine: "...Well *blushes* yes."
Roxas: "...Okay! *grabs Namine and starts running to the teacups ride*"
Sora: "...Wow, they sure were in a hurry."
Riku: "Well, I'm gonna go use the bathroom, then we'll all meet up at Tomorrow Land."
Kairi: "Okay then."
Sora: "We're gonna stay here and wait."
Riku leaves, it's just Sora and Kairi now.
Sora: "...Well, it's just you and me now..."
Kairi: "...Yeah..."
*both start blushing*
Sora: "...Wanna go back to the hotel room?"
Kairi: *kisses Sora* "I thought you'd never ask!"
Both of them scurry on back to the hotel room to "take care of business." X3
Meanwhile...

 

[Rika17]

Riku: I sense someone is following us, i didn't want to worry the others, better check this out
at the teacup ride....

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Meanwhile at the teacup rides, Roxas and Namine are making out, unaware that they are being watched.
Namine: "I love you Roxas."
Roxas: "I love you too, Namine." *both kiss each other*
Suddenly, the mysterious figure pops right in between the two.
Axel: "Hey, Roxas! How ya doin' pal?"
Roxas: "Axel!? What the hell are YOU doing here!?"
Axel: "Well, I was in the neighborhood when I saw you two lovey doveys over by the teacups."
Namine: "And you're here because?"
Axel: "I'm on vacation. Got it memorized?"
Roxas: "...Yeah, sure. Anyway, can you move on outta here please?"
Riku: "Hey, what's going on here?"
Axel: "Well well well, if it isn't Sora's old buddy."
Riku: "What are you doing here?"
Axel: "I'm on vacation. Got it memor-"
Roxas: "-Can you shut the hell up with that cheap-ass phrase already!?"
Axel: "...Fine then." *acts all pissed off*
Namine: "So what's up Riku?"
Riku: "Any of you guys seen Sora and Kairi?"
Roxas: "Nope."
Namine: "Me neither."
Axel: "Haven't got a clue...wait a sec! I think I saw them not to long ago."
Riku: "Where!?"
Axel: "Follow me!"
Everyone follows Axel to the hotel Sora and Kairi had stayed at when they were "doing stuff" awhile back.
When they find the room that both of them are staying in...

 

[Azanulbizare]

*Meanwhile...*

Sora: "Ow! Riku, that hurts so good!"

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Kairi: "Riku, what the hell are you doing to Sora!?"
Riku: "...Huh, what?" *looks at Sora* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Sora: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" *both start vomiting in the bathroom.*
Roxas: "...I'm scarred for life."
Namine: "Eww!"
Axel: "...I'm outta here." *opens portal to TWTNW*
Sora: "OH MY GOD I FEEL SO VIOLATED!!"
Riku: "No one has to know this, alright? NO ONE!" *everyone nodds at Riku.*
Roxas: "...Well, I'm leaving."
Sora: "I'm going to the shower in the next room." *still shaken from the "horrible incident".*
Riku: "I'm gonna head over to the pool and buy myself a drink." *leaves*
Kairi: *still naked* "...Great! Now how am I supposed to get any pleasure around here!?"
Namine: *stares at Kairi*
Kairi: *stares at Namine*
*One hour later...*
Kairi: "OMG! That was the best thing that ever happened to me!"
Namine: "Me too!"
Kairi: "Well, you know what they always say. What happens at Disney, STAYS at Disney."
Namine: "lol."
Meanwhile...

 

[Rika17]

Riku's at the pool chillin out and see two hot chicks walking by
Riku: hey ladies

 

[Dark Sora 07]

The two hot chicks happen to be Tifa and Aerith.
Tifa: "Hey Riku."
Aerith: "Hello there."
Riku: "(Wow this must be my lucky day) Hey ladies, wanna chill out here? I got whiskeys."
Tifa: "Whiskeys eh?"
Aerith: "Oh, I don't do so well with alcoholic beverages."
Riku: "Come on. It'll be fun."
*A few minutes later*
Aerith: *drunk as hell* "Weeeeeeee! Look at the pretty chocobo!" *grabs the chocobo and hugs it*
Chocobo: "...(Someone...h...help...me) *chokes and dies*"
Tifa: "Pffft ha ha ha! That was rich! *hiccup*"
Riku: "Heeeeeey, wanna go and sssstart something in the beeeeedroom?"
Both: "Heeeell yeah!*hiccup*"
Riku: "Gooooooooood...let's goooooo."
All three of them start skipping along to the bedroom drunk as hell.

 

[Rika17]

Axel fine rike with some girls looking drunk
Axel: hey riku
riku with drunk look on his face
Rika: Ohhh hhheeeyyy apple
Axel: it axel
Riku: whatever, want to hang with us for awhile
axel looks at the two drunken girls
axel: ok

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Riku, Axel, Tifa, and Aerith are now so drunk that they climb up to the top of the hotel and start striping and dancing.
Axel: "Woooooohooooo!!! Hey guys!!"
Riku: "Yeeeeeeah?
Tifa & Aerith: "Huuuh?"
Axel: "Wanna here something reeeeeeeeeeally funny?"
All three: "Yeah!"
Axel: "Weeeeeell, Xemnas' name scrabbled around, pfft, it's...it's..."
Riku: "It's whaaat?"
Axel: "...IT'S MANSEX! GOT IT MEEEEEEEMORIIIIIZED?"
The group starts laughing histerically.
Tifa: "PFFFT HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Aerith: "MANSEX!! HA HA HA HA!!!"
Riku: "NO WONDER WHY HE ONLY HAS MEN IN ORGANIZATION XIII!!!"
Axel: "HA HA HA HA....ahhh...I feel....light headed...*passes out and opens up a portal to TWTNW at the last minute.*"
Riku: "Ha ha ha...ha ha...huh? Heeeeeey, where did the pyromaniac goooo?"
Aerith: "...Maaaaybe the nice chocobo came and ate him..."
Tifa: "...Oh Goooood I'm so horny right now!"
Riku: "Cooooooool...maybe we could do a thr...eeeee..sssssooooommmmme*passes out*
Aerith: "....Ooooor not."
Tifa: "Ooooh well, we're just gonna have to get the toooooys*passes out and falls on top of Aerith*
Aerith: "Wooohooo...I just have to...*passes out*
The next morning...

 

[mesmerized]

-Wakes up next to Axel-
Rikku: What the hell?!? My ass feels funny.
-Turns over and lays arm across Rikku's chest-
Axel: Don't worry bout it baby, go back to sleep.
Rikku: WTF! AhhhhhhHHHH!

XD

 

[Dual-Roxas]

*meanwhile*

Sora: *pops out of a pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom* I knew I should've taken a right turn at Alburkerke...

 

[rockin riku]

then all these mushrooms come out
and sora runs for it

 

[Dual-Roxas]

But then Sora decides they look tasty and eats a red one!

Sora: Mmm....WHAT THE-*is a giant*

 

[Rika17]

sora grows so tall that birds nest land right in his head
Bird: serpent!
Sora: what?
Bird: serpent
Sora: but i'm not a snake
bird stop flying
Bird: do you like eggs
sora: heck yes, i like them boil, scramble, sunnyside up, you name it
Bird: thats it serpent
the bird starts flying around and picks sora on the head