Let make our own

[Miss Murder]

Jail breakers come up to them and one of them says:

"Hey we got a plan to get outta this joint. You in?" The other one punches his hand with his other fist.

Everyone says at the same time: "Uhh. . .ye-yeah."

*The Jail breakers break through the back wall of the cell, and everyone runs out*

*Kairi slaps Riku again*

"What the hell was that for!" Riku yells at her and pushes her in to Sora.

"God why the hell did I even ever hang out with you guys? Malificent makes better company, d*****. . ." *Riku shakes his head*

Everyone is quiet for a moment, but then Riku summons his dark portal.

"You better not get us lost this time. . ." mutters Sora.

THEN:

 

[Rika17]

Organization XIII returns all the members are out to get Sora, Kairi, and Riku
Marluxia:We meet again Sora
Sora: Do i know you?
Marluxia: You will soon enough, prepare to fight
Marluxia take out his scythe and flower petals appear all around him
Sora: Dude, that is the gayest thing i ever saw
sora takes out his keyblade
Sora: Lets battle, you queer

 

[Sonja~Soulheart]

Sora slashes malurxia and dies instantly

Sora and Riku: what a wuss! gaylord till the end...

Kairi: cool scythe...

kairi grabs malurxias' scythe

Riku: so what do we do now??

Axel appears suddenly

Axel: You guys need help??

Roxas: where'd you come from?! and no we don't....

namine: ah shut up Roxas! let the guy help us.

Roxas: whatever

then....

 

[Zero]

Then every single bad guy they all ever faced came out of nowhere and....

Sora:Kairi kill me PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kairi:Riku or clown person make a portal and get us out of here.
Axel:Ok and by the way its mister clown person to you.

Axel makes a portal and they go into a different place.

Sora:Hey Axel here's my card call me if you want to be our new Riku cause he has been at the bars a lot and his dark powers are not working.
Axel: O...k
Riku:[Sarcasm]Yeah Axel your powers really work and did you know you took us to Atlantica where they dont stop *Beeeep* singing and thats not the best part its full of teddy bears and rainbows and a whole other stuff that makes me gay just looking at it.[/Sarcasm]
Axel:Well at least I didnt send them to the darkness.

Then...................

 

[scarced]

slapping war!!!!!!!!!!!!namine uses roxas to hit or aslap them.
Kairi uses here best skill kill them all!
riku use dark cannon sora just uses final and owns em
then....

 

[Rika17]

Maleifenct appears
Maleifenct: thought i was gone huh?
Sora: I thought you were dead
Malifenct: How dare you
Becomes a mighty dragon

and then.....

 

[Kiss Of Death]

Sora: Psh. Check it.

(Pulls out a gun)
(pulls trigger)

...........

~
KoD​

 

[HoJo47]

Malifecent dies easily, they travel to another world full of darkness

and...

 

[Rika17]

They get themselve lost
Sora: thanks alot Riku now we're lost
Riku: Hey do you want to open the portals?
Sora: Maybe I would!
Riku: Then go right ahead
Sora tries to open the portal but only a small hole appears
Riku: Wow Sora, i can really walk through that
Sora: Shut up it was my first try

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Then Riku tries opening the portal.

Riku: "Huh? What happened to my dark powers!?!"

Just then, Ansem appeared out of nowhere

Ansem: "Foolish child, you have forgotten who gave you these powers."

Kairi: "AAAAAHHH!!! IT'S ANSEM!!!!

Sora: "Xehanort!?! I thought I beat you!!!"

Ansem: "Do not call me that. Call me ANSEM. It sounds cooler than XEHANORT."

Sora: "...Okay...Xehanort."

Ansem: "YOU FOOL!!! NOW YOU SHALL INHERIT MY POWERS FOREVER!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"

Sora: "NOOOOO!!!!"

Sora transforms into Dark Sora.

Riku: "Oh no! What happened Sora?"

Dark Sora: "...Oh...nothing, really...EXCEPT FOR THIS!!"

Sora takes out a new keyblade and kills Riku.

Kairi: "NOOOOOO!!!!"

Dark Sora: "Ha ha ha ha!! Now, you are mine forever Kairi!!!"

Just then, Roxas, with his Org. XIII clothes, appears and fights Dark Sora.

Roxas: "What the hell are you doing!?"

Dark Sora: "DIE YOU NOBODY!!!"

But then...

 

[Rika17]

Mickey appears
Mickey: Sora use the light

 

[Sonja~Soulheart]

Sora: light?? where???

Sora turns around and kairi and Roxas punch him on the face

Sora: wt?!

Namine: Sora, exorcicm!!!

Sora become normal again...

Kairi: Im glad you're normal but Riku...

Roxas: let me handle this...

He gets near Riku... kinda looks like a kissing scene eh?? ;3

 

[Rika17]

Sora walks up to him and lifts up his head and slaps him
Sora: Riku wake up!!! (rapidly slaps him)
Sora: Wake up Riku (sora hit riku head on the floor)
Riku wakes up and punches sora
Riku: You A hole
Sora gins with a swollen cheek
Sora: Riku's OK

 

[Dark Sora 07]

Kairi: "Okay, not what?"
Roxas: "Well, let's try opening the portal one more time."
Just then, the Crescendolls appear out of nowhere singing One More Time.
Riku: "Huh? Who the heck are these blue freaks?"
Sora: "ALIENS!! RUN!!"
Stella: "Wait, don't go!"
Riku suddenly falls in love with Stella for no reason.
Riku: "Damn you're hot!"
Then, Shep appeared from nowhere & punched Riku in the face.
Shep: "She's mine you asshole."
Riku: "You wanna bet?"
But just as they were about to clash...

 

[Spic Steve]

Toasty! comes up and snaps Sora's Neck, while Chuck Norris destroys the KH series and kills Nomura.

The End.

THREAD OVAR.

 

[Sonja~Soulheart]

its over?! noooooooooooo why?!

 

[Rika17]

Toasty! comes up and snaps Sora's Neck, while Chuck Norris destroys the KH series and kills Nomura.

The End.

THREAD OVAR.

how dare you said that, this is my thread, i said when it's over
Loz, Yazoo, and Kadaj appear
Sora: Who are you
Kadaj:Where's Mother?
Sora: Who?
Loz: Mother!!
Sora: I don't know what your talking about?
Yazoo: Then we'll make you tell us where mother is

 

[Rika17]

nobody wants to play anymore?

 

[Dark Sora 07]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!! I DO!! XD

Just as Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz were about to attack Sora, Cloud appears and starts fighting them.
Kadaj: "Well, well, if it isn't our brother."
Sora: "Huh? Cloud, you didn't tell me you had a brother."
Cloud: "I wish I didn't."
Yazoo: "Watch your mouth brother."
Loz: "Yeah, that's very wrong of you!"
Cloud: "...*sigh* You guys have got to go."
Just as Cloud was about to finish them off, Sephiroth appeared.
Sephiroth: "Who is talking about Mother?"
All: "SEPHIROTH!?!"
Kadaj: "Oh,...h-hi there, S-s-ephir-roth*starts sweating like hell*"
Sephiroth: "Why are you three here?"
Yazoo: "W-w-ell...*starts shaking*"
Loz: "...U-um...*pisses on himself*"
Sephiroth: "...Idiots.*kills them instantly*"
Sora: "Oh shit, we're screwed."
Cloud: "...Uh, Sora, you forgot that I can beat him."
Sora: "...Oh, I knew that! Ha ha ha."
As Sephiroth and Cloud start to fight...

 

[Rika17]

Sora, Riku, and Kairi sit around eating popcorn watching as cloud and sephiroth fight
Sora: who do you think is gonna win?
Riku: i bet 20 munny on sephiroth
kairi: 40 munny on cloud