Mickey's Letter

[getblazedordie]

let me try this

Hello Sora, this is King Mickey.

Hey, if you are ever near a computer go to www.soraandkairisextape.com/dildo

God Damn!!!! that tape rocked, its in my "secret library" that minnie does not know about... shhhh

escpecially the part where kairi has that huge dildo and she bends u over and rock your world so hard your eyes were popping out, u had a hard time breathing there, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

damn, me and minnie should do this sometime, i gotta go watch it again, oh and if u didnt kno, riku was filming everything secretevly in your closet, gotta give props

bye

1

 

[Ty Leonheart]

dear sora
if you go to traverse town and die you might be a redneck
love mickey

 

[Souretsu Gear]

Dear Sora,

Your a friggin' poser and a wimp. I hope you die a painful death noob!

PS- Minnie says to give back the book or she'll take your dignity.

I hate you all,
Mickey

 

[iseedisneyppl911]

Sora: *taps Riku on shoulder and hands him the letter* Ummm... it's for you.
Riku: *takes letter and reads*

Dear Riku,

Nice ass.

Sincerely, King Mickey

 

[KingdomQueenHeart]

Geez... some people got carried away with this alittle. My turn!

Dear Sora,

Could you send me some paopu leaves...? And why don't you come chill with me too. I know you've been clean for a month or so, but your so much fun when your on the paopu man! Remmber that one time that you thought Squall was a heartless? Man did you get your ass kicked! Haha! And don't worry, I haven't told Kairi that you started again while you knew she was safe in Destiny Islands. She'd be so pissed huh?

Peace Nicca!
Mickey

Sora: Wow.. I really should have read that alone
Kairi: Just for lieing to me, no sex for a week!
Riku: Busted!
Kairi: You to! After all YOUR the one who got him started! *stomps off*
Sora: *looks at Riku* You man-whore!

 

[Rebirth Motum]

Dear Sora, Kairi and Riku:
Thank you for your hospitality last night. Also, thanks for the HEAD, Sora! and Riku, i'm sorry, but it won't grow back. Kairi, if something happens to you in 9 months, It wasn't me I swear!! and i WON'T be cowering in fear in the Hall of the Cornerstone!!
Best wishes and good luck Kairi,
King Mickey
P.S You will ALL be getting another sibling soon.
P.S.S. I'm sorry about the knives and bombs last ngith. How many people were killed?

 

[Rebirth Motum]

I have another one!(and i don't give about a double post if this is one)

Dear Kairi,
Next time, make sure Sora isn't behind you!! You're lucky that i got him drunk enough...and you need to tell Riku to back off!! I think he's a little jealous when he saw you and Sora in the Secret Place with no clothes. Best wishes for you(and your baby),
Mickey
P.S. Next time, comdoms please!

Kairi: I knew i shouldn't have left that lying around...
Sora: You and me in the secret place with no clothes on??? I never agreed to that.
Riku: Are you sure??
Kairi: You man-whores!! go find a nice quiest hole to give each other head in!!
Sora: oh S*$t!! I think we're screwed.
Riku: no, YOU'RE the one who's gonna get screwed

 

[Oathkeeperz]

Dear Sora.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO THROW IT AWAY!

Hi.

From Mickeh

*Sora Mangles And Kicks it into the water*

 

[Mythological Omega]

Dear Sora










Hi.










Bye.
Mickey.

 

[Oathkeeperz]

ARR.

Sora found this drifting by the water.

 

[Haywire]

Dear Sora, Riku, and Kairi

umm.... i killed donald.... i was drunk and so was he, then we started joking about Daisey and Minnie, and well... we took it a little bit out of hand...... he got his staff and i got my keyblade, and now i just buried him in a shallow grave only me and pluto know of this besidz you 3, umm, all the people in the kingdom are wonderin where he is, so can i come lie low at the destiny islands till the heat is off?

sincerly, King Mickey


sora: ehh that was bound to happen sooner or later

riku: well just kill him when he gets here

kairi: and eat him for dinner,

 

[Oathkeeperz]

Dear Sora:

Kill me.

Kilng Mickey.

Yea. I know. But ya gotta look at the bright side.

 

[yado]

Dear sora
I have a prblem, some guy is trying to DO me. I think it may be ansem the wise's nobdy, HELp!
mickey
PS. Yes, he did do things like that, didn't you notice his six apprentices where guys...

 

[Ty Leonheart]

Dear Sora
How do you get pasr monstro on KH COM
Mickey

 

[lv_kh0720]

Dear Sora,
I forgot to say that Donald loves you.

Dear Kairi,
I forgot to say that Xehanort is your father.

Dear Riku,
I forgot to say that I love you.<333

Sincerely, Mickey


Sora, Riku, and Kairi: ..........................................................WTF?????

 

[Ty Leonheart]

Dear Sora,
You cant read this till kh3 comes out
Mickey

 

[rikuzgirl4lyfe]

Dear Sora,
im sorry to tell you that master yin sed has informed me that on your next quest,
you are going to parish. Also riku is going back to the dark side, but he's bringing kairi with him. im very sorry.
p.s. if you come by the castle again, bring some cookies and milk, minie's having a going away party for you!!
*king mickey*

 

[Mythological Omega]

Dear Sora,
Olette is marrying Seifer.
Hayner is marrying Pence.
Rai is marrying Fuu, y'know?
Vivi is marrying the "Struggle" Promoter.
Minnie has left me for Goofy.
Pluto has commited suicide.
Donald and Daisy are honeymooning in the Coliseum.
And you three will die alone.
By the way, Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey

 

[AnsemtheWiselove]

Dear Sora,
DANCE PARTY!!!!!!
*everyone in the game comes out to dance.*
-Love micky
Sora: COOL *starts to do the worm*
Riku:....
Kirai: *starts to dirty dance*

 

[iseedisneyppl911]

Dear Sora,

I forgot to tell you that you had a "kick me" sign on the back you throughout KH2 because i stuck it to you while you were sleeping. I think people took to the next level and tried to kill you. Sorry.

Sincerely,
King Mickey