Square-Enix Vending Machine

[The Marauder]

The machine makes a rumbling sound and a brown gummi falls out.

I shove a live goat into the machine.

 

[King_Mickey1000]

you get a penguin =D

I insert myself

 

[The Marauder]

A sardine can marked 'King Mickeys in Oil" pops out.

I drop 7 gil in.

 

[King_Mickey1000]

you get a picture of kairi...

I insert beer

 

[The Marauder]

There is a low rumbling sound and an empty beer can pops out, along with a bahamut plushie.

I stick an empty CD in.

 

[文偉立]

You get an empty case

I put KHIII in.

 

[Cicero]

You get a winnie the pooh game

I put a piece of gum wich i've been chewing on all day

 

[文偉立]

You get the same piece of gum back..only it's Juicy Fruit.

 

[Atnihs]

Steals your gum and throws it in with a gummi ship

 

[IF_IL_II_IP]

.....you get some fudge...
i put in an egg

 

[文偉立]

You get a giant cookie in return.

I put in a hawt jap girl

 

[Nugget]

you get the Bond of Flames keychain
i put in a chicken

 

[文偉立]

You get a Phoenix and the hot girl I put in with me chasing after her.

I put in her clothes.

 

[IF_IL_II_IP]

you get an even hotter naked jap girl

i put in a playboy mag

 

[文偉立]

Your playboy becomes a "The New Yorker"

I put myself in so I can get to the hot jap girl.

 

[Crest]

You get an average Jap girl.

I put in twelve fitty.

 

[文偉立]

You get a note from me saying "An average jap girl is a hot girl"

I put in a can of white out.

 

[Sweet Raine]

You get a pen filled with whiteout.

i stick in my flashlight.

 

[hooded_twilight0]

the hot Jap girl comes out without you and I get her ^_^.

I put in my tv remote.

Edit: aww crap I left my comp sorry....
the batteries come back

I still put in my remote

 

[Sweet Raine]

you get an air freshener.

i stick in some FeBreez