Square-Enix Vending Machine

[Endgame]

You get 6 gig of porn back. What? You DID throw in teh internet.

I throw in Tetsura Nomura (Did I spell it right?)

 

[The Midnight Channel]

Out comes Nomuras wife that maniacly kills you for sticking her husband in some dumb machine.

I stick in Zetsumi, Shortythugsta, monkeybutt, Ryu, and Megaflare

 

[DualWeilder.]

you get a weasel

i stick in the topic above this

 

[Mercury Rain]

you got a condom

i stick in a velvet nightmare

 

[DualWeilder.]

eww...(hope its not used...)you get the topic above this

i stick the condom back in

 

[insanehikari]

And out comes a purse filled with makeup.

I put in a slice of rotten pineapple...

 

[DualWeilder.]

you hear the sound of vomiting and some1 cussing at the rotten piece of pineapple

i put in my sister

 

[slinky]

u hear ur little sister talking so u know someone choose the wrong itiem

puts a guitar in

 

[.Pink Ghost.]

You get, ummm a possessed garden knome back =D (yes again slink, yur nightmare has returned XD)

I put in, a copy of the KH2 soundtrack.

 

[insanehikari]

...you hear crunching noises and shiny little pieces of CD are dumped in your hands. D:

I put in a bottle of pink nail polish...

 

[Endgame]

You get Shortythugsta, monkeybutt, Ryu, and Megaflare back out. Apparently, I'm not important enough to get out yet, although you can see my hand desperatly grasping at the place where things come out.

I put a full three course meal in. Hey, I gotta eat while trapped in there.

 

[Kaptain Kool]

Out comes mary poppins.
I insert the universe.

 

[King_Mickey1000]

you get a peanut

I insert sephiroth

 

[Kaptain Kool]

You get an angry axel who is already starting a firetooth.
I insert a bowl of salsa.

 

[Dark Otaku]

you get Ifrit


I put in a Sprite

 

[Atnihs]

You get a hershey bar

i put in three gold coins with strings attatched

 

[The Marauder]

You get three gold wires.

I put a can of Surge in.

 

[Cicero]

don't know what it is but you get a sticker!

put's in an ps2 controller

 

[The Marauder]

You get a transparent PS3 controller.

I write 'This sticker sucks.' on the sticker and put it back in the machine.

 

[Atnihs]

You get the masamune infused with jenova cells

I throw batman and a keyblade in the vending machine