these are so funny
Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!
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Sam: Meh....
Me: Well, some of thme were funny, but others I didn't really care for.
Van: Why don't you make up another one?
Me: Cause I can't think of any of thme right now >_<
Van: Oh...
Me: Well, some of thme were funny, but others I didn't really care for.
Van: Why don't you make up another one?
Me: Cause I can't think of any of thme right now >_<
Van: Oh...
Sora: * randomly does dance and then stares*
Sora: * looks at riku and me * you'ze got served beeotch!
Riku:* chops off soras head* Wanna go to DQ and get a blizzard im buyin'?
Me: Yay blizzards i like oreo! * i rant on about oreos*
Riku: * chops off my head* OMG what dumbasses
* Alucard drops out of the sky and blows Rikus head off and steals his wallet and goes and buys 5 dozen oreo blizzard and then dates kairi for 5 weeks and then dumps her for shania twain*
LOL very random stuff that popped into my head ( dont ask)
Sora: * looks at riku and me * you'ze got served beeotch!
Riku:* chops off soras head* Wanna go to DQ and get a blizzard im buyin'?
Me: Yay blizzards i like oreo! * i rant on about oreos*
Riku: * chops off my head* OMG what dumbasses
* Alucard drops out of the sky and blows Rikus head off and steals his wallet and goes and buys 5 dozen oreo blizzard and then dates kairi for 5 weeks and then dumps her for shania twain*
LOL very random stuff that popped into my head ( dont ask)
these are gettting boring...
yeah, most of the good ones were said already. i had thought of some, but then i read this, and they were already said. oh well.
Sora: I know now that Kingdom Hearts is.................................................... is KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!
Ansem: NOOOOO!!! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! I'M A CHURCH'S MAN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Ansem dies*
*Kairi explains that she was inside Sora*
Sora: So.... Does that mean we did it?
Ansem: NOOOOO!!! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! I'M A CHURCH'S MAN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Ansem dies*
*Kairi explains that she was inside Sora*
Sora: So.... Does that mean we did it?
DWU walks through Twilight Town at night. Rain is falling.
Neo Shadow 1: Yeah that's him
NS2: You sure?
NS1: Yeah I'm sure, do it.
NS2: Okay... [Runs to DWU, and pull his pants down]
NS1&2: MWAHAHAHAAHAHAA, he wears yellow underwear!! [Runs away]
DWU: You bastards, come back here!!! [says to self. "Shows what they know, they were white when I bought them]
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Darkball: Dude, I so dare you.
Fat Bandit: No, you do it.
Darkball: Uh hello, cant. Besides, I dared you.
Fat Bandit: Okay, alright. I'll do it. [Jumps down in from of Sora]
Donald: Look a heartless.
Darkball: Do it now!
Fat Bandit: Okay! [Moons Sora]
Sora: >_< I wish I didn't see that. That's just wrong on so many levels.
Neo Shadow 1: Yeah that's him
NS2: You sure?
NS1: Yeah I'm sure, do it.
NS2: Okay... [Runs to DWU, and pull his pants down]
NS1&2: MWAHAHAHAAHAHAA, he wears yellow underwear!! [Runs away]
DWU: You bastards, come back here!!! [says to self. "Shows what they know, they were white when I bought them]
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Darkball: Dude, I so dare you.
Fat Bandit: No, you do it.
Darkball: Uh hello, cant. Besides, I dared you.
Fat Bandit: Okay, alright. I'll do it. [Jumps down in from of Sora]
Donald: Look a heartless.
Darkball: Do it now!
Fat Bandit: Okay! [Moons Sora]
Sora: >_< I wish I didn't see that. That's just wrong on so many levels.
Sora is at the Hospital from the last battle in a full body cast.
Kairi, Namine, Yuffie & Aerith appear.
All four together "Sora, you look hot in all that plaster, drink some FANTA! Faster, faster!"
**Fanta is a registerd trademark of the Coca-Cola company.**
Kairi, Namine, Yuffie & Aerith appear.
All four together "Sora, you look hot in all that plaster, drink some FANTA! Faster, faster!"
**Fanta is a registerd trademark of the Coca-Cola company.**
hahahahaha thats funny *laughs so hard he falls down and gets nocked out
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Fanta ahh run away (runs to china and uses computer there) ok im continueing my story.
They fly to olimpyus cossolium and walk up to phil.
Phil: good your back move that boulder so we can get ready for the games.
goofy: you mean like the one that some kid is playing at home right now that allows him to control kirai and is now watching aa ridiculas cutscene
Hobo:Game what game.
kirai:nevermind (Riku then appears out of nowhere)
Phil:WTF(actully says w then t then f not what the)
Riku:I came to tell Goofy he is fired and i quit so i can introduce Adam Sesler and Morgan Webb.
kirai:then whos my new party member.
Riku:Him(Luke Skywalker comes in)
Luke:hello.
phil:right if you want to enter the games you need the pass
Luke: this?(gives a game pass to Phil)
Phil: ok get in the ring and since so much time is wasted we are skiping to the last match.
(they walk in to see Cloud with cloud from FF 7)
Cloudofkh:So you are the keyblade master.
Kirai:yep
Cloud:Are we going to fight now.
Kirai: yep
Cloudofkh:Stunt double
Kirai:what(cloud of FF7 walk in)
Cloudofff7:right i must fight you.
Kirai:geez ok Luke
Luke: right (draws lightsaber and stabs cloud of ff7)
cloudofkh:No now i have to do the remake on the PS3(cebreus step on him)
Cebreus:meow(at this moment herc holds him up in the air)
Herc
hil get them out of here(all of them leave)
Phil: great Cebreus
Kirai:we gotta help him
Phil: k its your own death.(walk in to see Cebreus asleep,cloud on stands still knocked out and Hades and herc playing gameboy.
Herck if my legendary pokemans beats you legenday pokemans i get to rule the uderworld and if you win you get to set my pants on fire at my first scene in KH 2.
Hades:deal
Kirai:thats it we are leaving.(Walk out to gummi ship and fly off but ship now is th mullenium falcon and chip and dale and han solo are the engineers.
kirai:are you still that despret for work
Luke:NO........Yes
next will be tarzan
They fly to olimpyus cossolium and walk up to phil.
Phil: good your back move that boulder so we can get ready for the games.
goofy: you mean like the one that some kid is playing at home right now that allows him to control kirai and is now watching aa ridiculas cutscene
Hobo:Game what game.
kirai:nevermind (Riku then appears out of nowhere)
Phil:WTF(actully says w then t then f not what the)
Riku:I came to tell Goofy he is fired and i quit so i can introduce Adam Sesler and Morgan Webb.
kirai:then whos my new party member.
Riku:Him(Luke Skywalker comes in)
Luke:hello.
phil:right if you want to enter the games you need the pass
Luke: this?(gives a game pass to Phil)
Phil: ok get in the ring and since so much time is wasted we are skiping to the last match.
(they walk in to see Cloud with cloud from FF 7)
Cloudofkh:So you are the keyblade master.
Kirai:yep
Cloud:Are we going to fight now.
Kirai: yep
Cloudofkh:Stunt double
Kirai:what(cloud of FF7 walk in)
Cloudofff7:right i must fight you.
Kirai:geez ok Luke
Luke: right (draws lightsaber and stabs cloud of ff7)
cloudofkh:No now i have to do the remake on the PS3(cebreus step on him)
Cebreus:meow(at this moment herc holds him up in the air)
Herc
hil get them out of here(all of them leave)Phil: great Cebreus
Kirai:we gotta help him
Phil: k its your own death.(walk in to see Cebreus asleep,cloud on stands still knocked out and Hades and herc playing gameboy.
Herck if my legendary pokemans beats you legenday pokemans i get to rule the uderworld and if you win you get to set my pants on fire at my first scene in KH 2.
Hades:deal
Kirai:thats it we are leaving.(Walk out to gummi ship and fly off but ship now is th mullenium falcon and chip and dale and han solo are the engineers.
kirai:are you still that despret for work
Luke:NO........Yes
next will be tarzan
Ooooooooooooooookay....
Sora: RIKU IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE!!! \ (^o^) /
Riku: NOT AS FINE AS YOU, SORA!! ^_^
*they run off together*
Yes I'm bored....>_>
Sora: RIKU IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE!!! \ (^o^) /
Riku: NOT AS FINE AS YOU, SORA!! ^_^
*they run off together*
Yes I'm bored....>_>
Sora, Donald and Goofy are on Destiny Islands.
Sora: "Man it's hot. I could use a drink."
Donald: "Me too."
Goofy: "Yup."
*off in the distance, faint chanitng is heard.*
Sora: Hey guys, do you hear that?
Donald: What is it?
*the chanting gets closer*
Sora: No.........it cant be!
Goofy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*chanters appear over the horizon. Kairi is amng them*
"Want a Fanta? Don't you wanna, wanna Fanta?"
SORA: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- KAIRI!? You're a FANTA GIRL?!"
Kairi walks out, holding a bottle of Fanta. Her eyes are blank.
Kairi: Join us Sora....................Join the Fanta..........."
Sora: "NOOOOOOOOOOO! *hold his ears* MAKE IT STOP!!!"
*Chanting continues*
Sora: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo....................."
Donald: "Sora?"
Sora rises up, his eyes blank. "Want a Fanta, dont you wanna, wanna fanta."
*sora turns to the camera*
"Join the Fanta................join us..............."
*camera goes staticky.*
Sora: "Man it's hot. I could use a drink."
Donald: "Me too."
Goofy: "Yup."
*off in the distance, faint chanitng is heard.*
Sora: Hey guys, do you hear that?
Donald: What is it?
*the chanting gets closer*
Sora: No.........it cant be!
Goofy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*chanters appear over the horizon. Kairi is amng them*
"Want a Fanta? Don't you wanna, wanna Fanta?"
SORA: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- KAIRI!? You're a FANTA GIRL?!"
Kairi walks out, holding a bottle of Fanta. Her eyes are blank.
Kairi: Join us Sora....................Join the Fanta..........."
Sora: "NOOOOOOOOOOO! *hold his ears* MAKE IT STOP!!!"
*Chanting continues*
Sora: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo....................."
Donald: "Sora?"
Sora rises up, his eyes blank. "Want a Fanta, dont you wanna, wanna fanta."
*sora turns to the camera*
"Join the Fanta................join us..............."
*camera goes staticky.*
*lmao* That was great!! NOOO!!! NOW THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!! >_<
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dude whats with the fanta stuff now. o well im continueing.
They fly and see deep jungle.
Luke:the king wouldnt be there.
kirai:But i gotta lock all the keyholes and what the crap do you care if the kings not there.
Luke:i dont know but i have to say it and wheres the hobo.
Kirai:I left him at the last world.
Luke:why
Kirai:because he buged me.
Ansem: one who knows nothing can understand how to play this pac-man game and it only cost 10$
Kirai:what are you doing here.
Ansem the script says im suppose to say that... wait the script is typed but this is in pen.(laughing in background) Riku!!!!!!
Riku: Just try and catch me sucker.(runs onto deep jungle where a nuclear explosion happens)
Kirai:what the heck.
Luke: i sence a disturbence in the force.
Ansem:that was me sorry
Sora: YES!!!!! riku is dead.(everyone looks at him and he hid an expoding detinator thing)
Kirai: wait a second he quit.
Sora: ya. then who was that.
Randomvoicefromnowhere:a replacemeant and sora your fired.
Sora:O crap(han solo enters)
Han: What the heck you all doing on my ship (snoreing heard in backgrond)
rvfn:what to go you put the player to sleep with this pointless cutscene)
(ship suddenly blows up from an enemy blast and everyone land at treversetown)
to be continued
They fly and see deep jungle.
Luke:the king wouldnt be there.
kirai:But i gotta lock all the keyholes and what the crap do you care if the kings not there.
Luke:i dont know but i have to say it and wheres the hobo.
Kirai:I left him at the last world.
Luke:why
Kirai:because he buged me.
Ansem: one who knows nothing can understand how to play this pac-man game and it only cost 10$
Kirai:what are you doing here.
Ansem the script says im suppose to say that... wait the script is typed but this is in pen.(laughing in background) Riku!!!!!!
Riku: Just try and catch me sucker.(runs onto deep jungle where a nuclear explosion happens)
Kirai:what the heck.
Luke: i sence a disturbence in the force.
Ansem:that was me sorry
Sora: YES!!!!! riku is dead.(everyone looks at him and he hid an expoding detinator thing)
Kirai: wait a second he quit.
Sora: ya. then who was that.
Randomvoicefromnowhere:a replacemeant and sora your fired.
Sora:O crap(han solo enters)
Han: What the heck you all doing on my ship (snoreing heard in backgrond)
rvfn:what to go you put the player to sleep with this pointless cutscene)
(ship suddenly blows up from an enemy blast and everyone land at treversetown)
to be continued
Me: If you ever wondered why they didnt have a FullMetal Alchemist World...heres the secruity camera footage.....and there was a different Sora...
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Normura: Ok you'll be working with Edward on the Fullmetal Alchemist world
Edward: -walks in-
Sora: Hey its a tiny little microscopic barely hard to see midget!!!!
Edward: OH YEAH WELL THIS MIDGET WON THE SMACK THE NOOB AWARD FOR LONGEST DISTANCE!!!!!! -nails him all the way to a island in the pacific ocean, and flys over Sora with and drops a Nuclear Bomb on him-
Normura: -drinks a martini- I have an idea....lets not put Edward in the game...and get a new Sora....and pretend this never happened....
Cast & Crew: Yepz
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Normura: Ok you'll be working with Edward on the Fullmetal Alchemist world
Edward: -walks in-
Sora: Hey its a tiny little microscopic barely hard to see midget!!!!
Edward:
OH YEAH WELL THIS MIDGET WON THE SMACK THE NOOB AWARD FOR LONGEST DISTANCE!!!!!! -nails him all the way to a island in the pacific ocean, and flys over Sora with and drops a Nuclear Bomb on him-Normura: -drinks a martini- I have an idea....lets not put Edward in the game...and get a new Sora....and pretend this never happened....
Cast & Crew: Yepz
Heartless_Key said:Me: If you ever wondered why they didnt have a FullMetal Alchemist World...heres the secruity camera footage.....and there was a different Sora...
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Normura: Ok you'll be working with Edward on the Fullmetal Alchemist world
Edward: -walks in-
Sora: Hey its a tiny little microscopic barely hard to see midget!!!!
Edward:
Normura: -drinks a martini- I have an idea....lets not put Edward in the game...and get a new Sora....and pretend this never happened....
Cast & Crew: Yepz
Really, that explains sooo much... Drunk Nomura, no wonder the Kingdom Hearts 2 plotline makes no sense at all whatsoever.
This is good but make it in the fanfic section. It would be a whole lot better as a fanfic.
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Invisible and Behemoth are having a conversation.
Invisible: So this kid comes charging at me with this big key, and I'm like WTF?
Behemoth: I saw him. Him and his friends jumped me. I was walking home right, well actually, like a thousand of us were leving the Hallow Bastion castle, and there he was.
Invisible: OMG I know you crapped your pants.
Behemoth: Yeah I know; the nerve of some people.
Sora: [Comes up behind Invisible] I got him, now we can eat tonight boys[in thick southern accent]
Donald & Goofy: YEEEEEHAWWWW!!!
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Sora, Donald, and Goofy are sitting on the porch, and a car slows down, and hits the switches in front of them.
Shadow: [In latin accent] Yo esse, you see Ansem, tell him little pepe want his money.
Sora: Rude!
Goofy: I know! Don't he know that this is a no-heartless zone
Sora & Donald just look at him.
I AM NOT RACIST. I just wanted to see what that would be like. I thought it in my head, then posted.
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lol
still can't think of anything >_<
still can't think of anything >_<
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OK i think im despret for ideas for my story so im doing a nothing to do with it post.
Sora donald and goofy go into portal and see the hooded guy.
Sora:who are you.
Unknown:your worst nightmare
Goofy:Ansem?
Unknown: draws chainsaw and puts it in their faces) No im... Bam Margera
Sora what?!
Bam:yep and ive come to take you 3 to the world destruction tour.
Sora:Wait isnt that a video game
Tony hawk:Comes out of thin air) Bam i told you not to go into other games now wheres Pauly.
Pauly:Yee Haa(lands on Donald) look out baby here i come.
Tony:Look im sorry about all this but we gotta go(dissapear and then riku appears)
Riku:Sora i got paid today and bought the best game on Earth.
Sora:what is it and you do relize you dont get paid, only ansem does because we find out hes gay in KH 2
riku: (ignores must of sentence)Katamary Dimacy
Sora:WTF
Riku:come on lets play(they both leave and goofy pulls zipper on back to reziale harry Potter
Harry:Soon all who read my books OR play this game will be under MY CONTROL(evil laugh)
CIA:Harry potter you are under arest
Harry:Crap(they run off and leave donald smushed)
Sora donald and goofy go into portal and see the hooded guy.
Sora:who are you.
Unknown:your worst nightmare
Goofy:Ansem?
Unknown: draws chainsaw and puts it in their faces) No im... Bam Margera
Sora what?!
Bam:yep and ive come to take you 3 to the world destruction tour.
Sora:Wait isnt that a video game
Tony hawk:Comes out of thin air) Bam i told you not to go into other games now wheres Pauly.
Pauly:Yee Haa(lands on Donald) look out baby here i come.
Tony:Look im sorry about all this but we gotta go(dissapear and then riku appears)
Riku:Sora i got paid today and bought the best game on Earth.
Sora:what is it and you do relize you dont get paid, only ansem does because we find out hes gay in KH 2
riku: (ignores must of sentence)Katamary Dimacy
Sora:WTF
Riku:come on lets play(they both leave and goofy pulls zipper on back to reziale harry Potter
Harry:Soon all who read my books OR play this game will be under MY CONTROL(evil laugh)
CIA:Harry potter you are under arest
Harry:Crap(they run off and leave donald smushed)
Riku:Mine!
Sora:Mine!
Riku:Mine!
Sora:Mine!
Riku:Mine!
Sora:Mine!
Kairi: Mine!! *eats the chocolate cupcake*
Riku: T_T my-my cupcake....
Sora: Well I still have my coo-
Namine:Mine!!! *eats the cookie*
Sora: Wanna go drown your sorrows in milk?
Riku: Sure...*sighs*
Sora:Mine!
Riku:Mine!
Sora:Mine!
Riku:Mine!
Sora:Mine!
Kairi: Mine!! *eats the chocolate cupcake*
Riku: T_T my-my cupcake....
Sora: Well I still have my coo-
Namine:Mine!!! *eats the cookie*
Sora: Wanna go drown your sorrows in milk?
Riku: Sure...*sighs*
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