Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[Genocide]

Leon: ...
Yuffie: Why do you always say ...? [Waits for him to answer]
Leon: ... ... ...
Yuffie: I can't take this, I can't be with someone who can't talk to me.
Leon: Wait, just kidding. You need to lighten up!
~~~

Sora: Azerath Metrion Zinthos!
~~~

Sora: I wonder if I left my room window open.
Sora: I wonder if I turned the gummi ship alarm on?
~~~
Cloud: Estuans iterius, ira vehementi, CLOUD

 

[~*Kamberlyn*~]

-My first reply continued-

Riku:Milk ple- Wait a second!
???: *is washing out a glass* Hmmm?
Riku: Ansem, when did you get a bod as a bartender?
Ansem: Since now.
Riku: And now is when...?
Ansem: Since I beat up the old bartender because he wouldn't give me booze.
Sora: Come to drown your sorrows too?
Ansem: No I just like getting drunk and beating on bartenders
Sora: *chugs a galloon of milk* What did we agree?
Ansem: You said no darkness. Said nuthin bout getting drunk and attacking bartenders.
RIku: Got a point. *drinks milk*
Sora: Okay! New rule! No more attacking bartenders!
Ansem: Oka-
Riku: And no getting drunk until I'm 18.
Ansem: Since when did you make the ru-
Fangirls:OMG!!! Lyke it's Riku!!! *carries Riku off*
Ansem: -_-; Sora, I think your ne-
Sora fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! IT'S SORA!! OMG!1!!1! *grabs Sora*
Ansem: I'll just hide down here and wait....*hides behind the bar*

DUN DUN DUN!!! To be continued!!

 

[Blackest Night]

*in the awakening*

"DO not be afraid, you are the one who will open the door.........."

Sora: " I could go for a brownie right about now."

"Remember, your heart is the strongest weapon of all."

Sora: "I wonder if this place gets cable...."

"You weild th- ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!?"

Sora: "Huh? Wha? OH! YEAH! Umm, something about light and darkness. Nothing important."

 

[inferno232]

Ansem: ballet is fun and educational!
Sephiroth: I like the show my little pony...
Sora: Here Riku, have the keyblade, I don't care.
Riku: Would you like fries with that?
donald: I wish I was a chicken instead of a duck...
Goofy: Kiss my butt you loser! *laughs his stupid laugh*
Cloud: Pink's a pretty color...
Jiminey Cricket: You will all be crushed under my iron fist!
Kairi: Ansem, let's lose these morons!

 

[JcMunny153]

can i post some

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

No one said you couldn't.

 

[JcMunny153]

No one said you couldn't.

yay

sora:riku are you gay?
riku:yes.
sora:wanna sleepover?
rikuh yeah!!!!!!

 

[Genocide]

Yuffie uses steal on Rikku. Steals "Shiny Object". Rikku uses steal. Steals "Shiny object"
This goes on for hours.
OR

[DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE THAT SICK FRAME OF MIND]


During the fight with Yunalesca:
Rikku uses steal, it gets reflected to Lulu and a mini-vibe falls to the floor.
Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Wakka, and Yunalesca: '
Lulu: What? Sometimes a woman gets lonely. [blushes]

 

[yado]

Man these are great. to bad it cant be like the create a world thread in the KHS section. That would be so cool.

 

[inferno232]

Sephiroth: I no longer feel the need to kill now that I've found religon... *Heavenly music starts play and a halo appears above his head*
Cloud: Man... This sword is freakin' HEAVY!
Sora: *speaking to a heartless* Will you be my friend?
Riku: *in the scene where he takes the keyblade from Sora* Why don't you go off and play hero with this? *tosses Sora a Rocket Launcher*
Leon: Don't hurt me! *cringes*
Cloud* I like to skip rope!

 

[Genocide]

I found this on the other forum. I've corrected it a little, the grammar was atrocious:

Ansem: This forum has been connected.

*The sub-forums on the forum start to disappear.*

Goofy: What was that?

Ansem: Tied to the spamming. Soon to be bandwidth limit exceed. There is so very much to spam, you have posted so little.

*The forums turned purple.*

Ansem: A meaning less spamming. Ones who posts nothing, can spam nothing!

*The forums changed and the camera shows Ansem’s powerful form. Sora’s group approaches closer.*

Ansem: Take a look at this tiny thread. To the heart seeking posting, this thread is a spamhole surrounded by idiots. And so this, boy sought to escape from this spamhole. He sought a way to cross over into other topics, and he opened his heart to spamming.

*Ansem turned to Sora.*

Sora: Riku!

Ansem: Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His
heart belongs again to spamming. All forums begin in spamming, and all
so end. The stickies are no different. Spamming sprouts within it, grows,
consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every thread returns to the
spamming whence it came.

*Ansem appeared in midair floating behind Pete's group.*

Ansem: You see, spamming is the forum's true essence.

Sora: That's not true! The post may be weak. And sometimes it may even
give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a post that never
become spam!

*Ansem rises up a little.*

Ansem: So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing.
Every post must fade; every heart return to spamming!

 

[Winged Mirage]

LMFAO

Ain't it the truth?

 

[KingRiku911]

Riku: Cloud_Unchained I have something to say to you! Quit spelling my name wrong! I mean just becasue I don't sound the same in Final Fantasy Ten or look the same doesn't mean anything. It's just me in the future!
Everygirl in the kingdom hearts game except Kairai slaps Riku.
Kairai: WHOA. That's how many girls slept with him!
Sora runs up to Riku and slaps him.
Sora begins crying: You told me you didn't like girls!

 

[Genocide]

Riku: Cloud_Unchained I have something to say to you! Quit spelling my name wrong! I mean just becasue I don't sound the same in Final Fantasy Ten or look the same doesn't mean anything. It's just me in the future!
Everygirl in the kingdom hearts game except Kairai slaps Riku.
Kairai: WHOA. That's how many girls slept with him!
Sora runs up to Riku and slaps him.
Sora begins crying: You told me you didn't like girls!

Don't flame him C_U, I got this one:

Riku is an original Kingdom Hearts Character stupid! Rikku is a Final Fantasy Character, they are made by the same people, but do you see any other Square Characters in Kingdom Hearts. [Not counting FF characters] Its a coincidence that both their names is Rikku/Riku.

Riku with one k means Earth. Kairi means Separation, Sora means Sky. It was intentional for boy Riku to be spelled with one k. And the reason they didn't put Rikku in KH, was because there was someone name Riku in the game. It was meant for him to be Sora's rival.

Rikku with 2 k's means lick. They are 2 different people, boy riku isn't from the future. Girl Rikku is older than the boy Riku by a couple of years. FFX is another game; it has nothing
to do with the KH timeline. Furthermore if that was the case, then Tidus, Selphie, Yuffie, and Wakka would be a lot older, wouln't it. Seeing as how Yuffie is 19 in KH1. Do some research. Don't EVER make that mistake again, or next time I'll let C_U handle you.

 

[KingRiku911]

Dude settle down. I know. I just had to do that it was something you'd never hear a kingdom hearts charcter say. Yikes if I knew this was going to happen I wouldn't have posted it sorry. Do you forgive me?

 

[Genocide]

Whatever guy. As long as you know they are different people. Didn't mean to jump on you like that.
~~~

Demyx: [Plays guitar] I love you, you love me....
~~~

Lexeaus: Earth
Axel: Fire
Xaldane: Wind
Demyx: Water
Zexion: Heart
Ansem: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

Someone else did that, but it was so funny, I had to tell it
~~~
Jiminy Crickett is sitting on Sora's shoulder: O.O Uh-oh
He looks around, Sora is standing on a green Trinity
Jiminy: I got a rumbly in my tumbly.
Sora: What's wrong Jiminy? [Turns to Jiminy]
Jiminy: Gotta ....hold ....it .....innnnn [passes a loud gas]
Sora, Donald, and Goofy: O.O [sniff sniff]
I think I'll stop it here....They are all standing in a green trinity on Goofy's shoulders.

 

[KingRiku911]

Thank you.

Sora is walking up towards Karai.
Sora: Yo my h** you need to make more money!
Karai: You ain't my pimp no more!
Sora: Wha!
Karai: Yeah Donald's my pimp now.

 

[Erebus Kronos]

keep up the good work. cant wait 2 read more.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sora: this game would be alot easier if i knew what my commands say

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Don't flame him C_U, I got this one:

Riku is an original Kingdom Hearts Character stupid! Rikku is a Final Fantasy Character, they are made by the same people, but do you see any other Square Characters in Kingdom Hearts. [Not counting FF characters] Its a coincidence that both their names is Rikku/Riku.

Riku with one k means Earth. Kairi means Separation, Sora means Sky. It was intentional for boy Riku to be spelled with one k. And the reason they didn't put Rikku in KH, was because there was someone name Riku in the game. It was meant for him to be Sora's rival.

Rikku with 2 k's means lick. They are 2 different people, boy riku isn't from the future. Girl Rikku is older than the boy Riku by a couple of years. FFX is another game; it has nothing
to do with the KH timeline. Furthermore if that was the case, then Tidus, Selphie, Yuffie, and Wakka would be a lot older, wouln't it. Seeing as how Yuffie is 19 in KH1. Do some research. Don't EVER make that mistake again, or next time I'll let C_U handle you.

Thanks much PR. ^-^