Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[cloud647]

king of dark thats like a darth vader clone...but still very funny.

 

[mistyElk0]

I got another....

Sora, Donald and Goofy come up to a door in Travers Town and decide to go in. They find themselves in The Matthews livingroom "from boy meets world". Cory and Shaun were sitting on the couch. The all stared at eachother.

Sora: When did we go to another world???
Donald: I don't think we did...
*Cory and Shaun's eyes got big*
Goofy: I thought we just went through a door.
*Cory and Shaun's eyes got even bigger and looked like they were about to cry*
Donald: "noticed Cory and Shaun on the couch" There's nothing to be afraid of. We're not going to hurt you...
*Cory and Shaun Screamed*
Shaun: AHHHHH Talking animals in clothes!!!
Cory: Ahhhhhh MOMMY!!!!!
*Sora, Donald and Goofy ran out the front door and shut it behind them*
Sora: What a bunch of messed up F^(#ers. You think they've never seen a talking duck and dog.

 

[SoulEater]

in Traverse Town

K: hm....where should i go? (walks to item shop)
K: hi what do u sell here?
Donalds nephews: this is an adult shop...
K: cool u have any male porn?

sry if this is stupid i only did this once before....

im gonna continue my other really stupid one

Kairi is looking in an aisle of 'wrong' things

K: ooo this looks nice
she doesnt relize Sora is in the women section

K: SORA?!?! WHAT ARE U DOING HERE?!!UR LOOKING AT OTHER WOMEN?!
S KAIRI?! i mean uh hey it doesnt loo- wait a sec...WHAT ARE U DOING HERE!!LOOKING AT OTHER MEN?
K: well ya see uh *laughs nervously*
S: UH!! I THOUGHT U LOVED ME!! FINE I HATE U!! *leaves*
K: I THOUGHT U LOVED ME!!! I HATE U TOO *leaves*

when they both left they threw the naughty videos they had and they landed in Donald's nephew, Hewy's hands.

Donald walks in

D: HEWY WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT!!....u should be looking at this one. *gives him a worse video*

sry if this is really stupid, i think it is, buutt im bored and i get rele stupid when im bored.

 

[Dancbanks]

Sora: Riku, how do you spell Porn?
Riku: P-O-R-N, why?
Sora: Uh, its nothing.
*Sora hides letter behind back*
R: Give me that!
*Riku grabs letter and Sora cries*
To traverse town item shop:

I dEmAnD fRoM yOu 100 MiLlIoN pOrNo MaGaZiNeS bY fRiDaY oR eLsE yOuR uNcLe Is My LuNcH.

Love,
Sora.XXXXX
r: Sora, how could you?
*R pushes porn under bed*

I know... rubbish.

 

[SoulEater]

lol it sounds like i inspired u.

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Sora- Kairi! I finally found-WHAT THE *Chaching*
Sora finds Kairi in bed with Namine' Selphie and Riku.
Riku- Come on Sora, let's five way.
Sora- Okay, I'll go get Tidus and Wakka
Sora is kicked out of the room.
Riku, Namine' Selphie, and Kairi- Pervert!

Don't yell at me this time please.

 

[SoulEater]

Sora- Kairi! I finally found-WHAT THE *Chaching*
Sora finds Kairi in bed with Namine' Selphie and Riku.
Riku- Come on Sora, let's five way.
Sora- Okay, I'll go get Tidus and Wakka
Sora is kicked out of the room.
Riku, Namine' Selphie, and Kairi- Pervert!

Don't yell at me this time please.

LoL Riku IS a PIMP and he ALWAYS will be. LOL i always though he was.

 

[mistyElk0]

hahaha lol good one tre.


I got another...


Sora, Donald and Goofy. Were doing a green trinity. Sora was on Goofy's shoulders and Donald was on Sora's shoulders.

Donald: That's right I'm on top b*t(h!
*Sora starts to laugh. Goofy stands there confused*

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

*In the opening FMV, when Sora falls under Kairi*
Sora: Kairi, help!! Oooh I can see under ur skirt!

Kairi: Sora you perv! *throws shoe at sora, misses since he's under water*

Sora: nah nah!! Oh s#!t. *warp falls from sky*

Kairi: eat this!! *throws other shoe; sora gets hit in the face and wakes up*

Sora: Huh... wha...

Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum!

Sora: hey Kairi! I had the weirdst dream--- whoa! I can see up your skirt!

Kairi: PERVERT!!! *Gets kicked in the face; then Kairi shoves a log down his throat*

 

[SoulEater]

*In the opening FMV, when Sora falls under Kairi*
Sora: Kairi, help!! Oooh I can see under ur skirt!

Kairi: Sora you perv! *throws shoe at sora, misses since he's under water*

Sora: nah nah!! Oh s#!t. *warp falls from sky*

Kairi: eat this!! *throws other shoe; sora gets hit in the face and wakes up*

Sora: Huh... wha...

Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum!

Sora: hey Kairi! I had the weirdst dream--- whoa! I can see up your skirt!

Kairi: PERVERT!!! *Gets kicked in the face; then Kairi shoves a log down his throat*

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD that was great!!!!!!!!
heres one:

Sora is sleeping on the beach.he is half opening his eyes when he sees Kairi

S: WHOAOAAOAOAOHAA!!
K: what? ARE YOU CALING ME UGLY B*%$#?!!!!
k: $@#^@&!@&*@*@^*@!&*)(*#!!#~@%!^&#**@
S: comon Kairi i didnt say whoa at ur face
K: YES U DID U *&%! LIAR!!!!!
S: wow i didnt know she had such a colorful vocabulary!
K: I HEARD THAT U MOTHER &*!#ER!!!!!
S: Kairi what are u doing with that whi-
S: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Kairi whipped him for screaming at her face, she thought he was calling her ugly. poor sora i feel bad for him..o well

 

[jk4eva]

lol that was funny The one he fears!

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

Heh heh heh. that was good.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Cloud: Faggot.
Sephiroth: Hmm... You've resorted to name calling. Pathetic. (Insert mindless grumbling here) Why you so fat? Fatty...
Cloud: Well, everytime I do yo mama, she makes me a sammich.

 

[King Of The Dark]

Off topic:
Me: *notices Cloud Unchained and The One He Fears location* So, Cloud is in bed with Rikku and One He Fears is trying to find her....ooooo wait till he finds out what they been up to.

On Topic:
Riku and Sora fighting over Kairi doing yo mamma jokes

Riku: Yo momma so fat (insert stupid insult here)
Sora: My mamma fat? *sora runs into his house and shouts* Momma have you been in the bag of choclate and ice cream again?

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Off Topic:
Well, currently he's searching for a world Sora didn't lock in order to get to Rikku, While, she and I spend wonderful moments of happiness and bliss together. ^_^

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Ookay.
This is the follow up to my last entry where Sora and the gang meet Beavis&Butthead after they get thrown out of the Castle Oblivion fangirl party.

Sora shoots a grappling hook up to the top of the castle. The gang start to climb up the rope.
Sora-Beavis! Quit wiggling around!!!
Beavis-I am the great cornholio! I need Keyblade for my bunghole.
Donald-Shut up! *Casts Graviga on Beavis, who slams into the ground.
Butthead-Huh huh huh, that was cool. *Looks up Namine's skirt* Whoa!
Kairi-Get away from my woman you b@$tard! *Jumpes off rope and tackles Butthead to the ground*
Mickey-I can't take it anymore! I need to find the Disney version of monoply! *Turns into little ball of light and flies away*
Sora, Namine', Riku, Donald, and Goofy reach the third floor. They jump through the window, into a room decorated with pink bunnies and other girly stuff.
Sora-
Riku-
Donald-
Goofy&Namine'-How cute!!!
Sora-*Smacks Goofy out the window with a paper fan*
Riku-Whos room is this?
Marluxia walks in.
Marluxia-YOU! Attack my pink bunnies!!!
Riku pulls out Soul Eater. Donald pulls out Save The Queen. Sora throws Namine' his keyblade and readies his trusty paper fan.
Sora-CHARGE!!!
They kill all the pink bunnies and Marluxia, then Namine' takes them to the room where the giant flower pods are.
Sora-What are these for? I haven't lost any memories.
Namine'-I know, but it's the closest you can get to being wasted!
Riku-No thanks. The last time I got wasted I woke up with Ansem in my bed.
Sora, Namine, and Donald-O.O
Riku-Uh, I'm gonna go help Mickey find that Monopoly.
Sora and Donald hop in the pods. The next morning Sora wakes up in a ditch in his KH2 cloths.
Sora-Whoa, I got wasted real bad last night. Hey! Who took my body suit and my clown shoes?!

 

[King Of The Dark]

haha tre that's hilarious fav part right here

Marluxia-YOU! Attack my pink bunnies!!!
Riku pulls out Soul Eater. Donald pulls out Save The Queen. Sora throws Namine' his keyblade and readies his trusty paper fan.
Sora-CHARGE!!!
They kill all the pink bunnies and Marluxia, then Namine' takes them to the room where the giant flower pods are.
Sora-What are these for? I haven't lost any memories.
Namine'-I know, but it's the closest you can get to being wasted!
Riku-No thanks. The last time I got wasted I woke up with Ansem in my bed.
Sora, Namine, and Donald-O.O
Riku-Uh, I'm gonna go help Mickey find that Monopoly.

lol

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Thanx. If KH2 was out I could make fun of that. T_T I'm out of ideas. If you find the first of my posts, which is on page five, I've made stories out of these.

 

[King Of The Dark]

Yea...i have like no more ideas either....we've pretty much used all of the scenes.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Sora: It's a moogle!
Donald: w00t.
Goofy: OMG, ITZ LIEK TEH M00GL3S!