Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[DragonRiku]

OK. Everyone's at Disney Castle when the king myteriously dies.

Mickey- *croak*
Black Cloaked skeleton- Hello.
Mickey- H-Hello!? I am king you know!
Black Cloaked skeleton- Was, your majesty.
Mickey- That's better. What?
Black Cloaked skeleton- I said 'was'. It's called the past tense, you'll soon get used to it.
Mickey- Who are you man?
Black Cloaked skeleton- Oh, i have many names.
Mickey- well which one are you using at present?
Death- DEATH, is as good as any.
Mickey- oh...
Death- Soo... were you expecting this?
Mickey- huh?
Death- Did nobody give you any premonitions. No soothsayers shouting things at you in the street, you know, that kinda thing.
Mickey- well, no!
Death- figures. They leave it all to me!
Mickey- who do?
Death- Fate... Destiny... all the rest of them... See, you're due to become a ghost. But don't let it upset you. Some people like being ghosts. They can see how their loved one's are doing.
Mickey- My wife!

Mickey rushes to the throne room where Minnie, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald and Goofy are drinking champagne.

Minnie- Thank god that old coots dead. I can get on with my affairs now.
Sora- Foreign affairs?
Minnie- you're too young, dear.
All- Hahaha....

 

[cloud647]

lol thats funny

 

[mistyElk0]

LOL that's a good one.

I got another one.

Just before Ansem opened the door to Kingdom Hearts.

Sora: Now lets finish this.
Ansem: No you wouln't kill me...
Sora: Why do you say that?
Ansem: You see Sora.... I'm your father!
All:
Sora: No... That can't be! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hey wait a sec. Your not my father.
Ansem: D@mn it was worth a try. "big smile and scratches head"
*Sora, Donald, and Goofy sweatdrop*

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

That was a good one mistElk0. I'm all out of ideas.

 

[mistyElk0]

Aww somethin will pop into yer head Tre. "can I call you Tre?"

But I have another.

After the door to KH has been sealed. Sora, Donald and Goofy find them selves on a path in a field.

All: Oh sh*t!
Sora: Where the heck are we?
Donald: We died and went to heaven! Where the heck do you think we are?
Sora: We're in the middle of a field.
Donald: Naw really I didn't notice.
Sora: You don't have to be a smart @$$
*Sora an Donald start to argue back an forth. Goofy watched with a dissappointed look on his face*
Goofy: Not again.

 

[Axel Ryman]

Tarzan:I'm a monkey feed me a peanut. Feed me a peanut cause I'm a monkey.

 

[jk4eva]

Ansem singing: I'm too sexy for the darkness, too sexy for the heartless, too sexy to be beaten up....I'm too sexxy..baby yeah..

 

[mistyElk0]

lol that's a goodin. And it's also scary.

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Aww somethin will pop into yer head Tre. "can I call you Tre?"

But I have another.

After the door to KH has been sealed. Sora, Donald and Goofy find them selves on a path in a field.

All: Oh sh*t!
Sora: Where the heck are we?
Donald: We died and went to heaven! Where the heck do you think we are?
Sora: In the middle of a field...?
Donald: Naw really I didn't notice.
Sora: You don't have to be a smart @$$
*Sora an Donald start to argue back an forth. Goofy watched with a dissappointed look on his face*
Goofy: Oh no not again.

Yeah, you can call me Tre'.
That night Donald and Sora are still argueing. Goofy, who's about to fall asleep, is unexpectantly carried off by another group of fangirls. Goofy- Help! I don't wanna be sold on E-bay! Sora&Donald- Goofy! They run through the field, eventually getting split up. Sora-Goofy? Donald? Where are you idiots!
Then the unkown appears.

mistyElk0! Your turn!

 

[Redemptions Light]

LOL, funny jk4eva. Kool man. Keep up the good work guys.

I have one:

Ansem vs. Sora on Destiny isle.

Sora: Let's go!!!

Ansem: Hold on I need more eye shadow.

*Ansem whips out eye shadow and puts under eyes*

Director:WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!!! THIS IS NO TIME FOR MAKE UP!!!!! FIGHT SO I CAN GO HOME AND FEED MY MONKEY!!!!!!! Now ACTION!

Sora: Ok now, let's go!!!!

Ansem: OK I'm ready now........ok here goes:Ha ha ha ha!!! Come to darkness.

Sora: I don't wanna

Director: SHUT UP AND FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: Well excuse me Mr. Monkey Bottoms but I don't wanna go to the darkness. If you want to see a fight then get off your fat butt and fight yourself!
Director" FINE!!

*the fat director goes up and takes a keyblade ready to fight ansem

Director: *with Japenese accent* Let's go.......yo homie G dizzle.......dog.

Ansem:Uhhhhhhhh.......Come to darkness Yo

Sora:* To Kairi* What the heck are they talking about.

Ansem: Yo, Sora, G mac izzle. Isnt this how y'all talk fo' shizzle?



*Sora and Kairi walk off*

Sora: Ugh.


Tell me if it's funny.

 

[mistyElk0]

Yeah, you can call me Tre'.
That night Donald and Sora are still argueing. Goofy, who's about to fall asleep, is unexpectantly carried off by another group of fangirls. Goofy- Help! I don't wanna be sold on E-bay! Sora&Donald- Goofy! They run through the field, eventually getting split up. Sora-Goofy? Donald? Where are you idiots!
Then the unkown appears.

mistyElk0! Your turn!

Donald: "looks around" Where the heck is Sora?!
Goofy: Oh he turn left at that big tree about five minutes ago.
Donald: Goofy why didn't you say anything?
Goofy: I didn't thing it was important.
*Donald turns around and starts to back track.*
Goofy: So your not mad?
*Donald throws his hand up into the air and Goofy gets electricuted*
Goofy: "all chared and twitching" So I guess you are mad?
*Donald kept walking*

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

The Fangirls steal Goofy away again, and take him to Castle Oblivion. Donald close behind is waldeling as fast as he can. The fangirls bring Goofy inside, where there's a ton of fangirls
Fangirl1-Yay! Now we got all of Sora's companions!
Goofy and Donald look over to see Sora.
Sora-*Has Fangirl in his lap* What do you mean, ALL of my companions?
Kairi walks over.
Sora-Kairi! *Throws Fangirl on floor*
Kairi-It's okay, Sora. I finally realized that you're never coming back so I went gay. I'm here with Namine'.
Sora-O_O Okay. *Picks fangirl back up*
Suddenly music starts playing.
Fangirl1-Now we can start partying!
Light show starts. Kairi and Namine' are dancing together, as well as Goofy and Donald.
Sora goes to the other side of the hall, and finds Riku and Mickey playing monopoly.
Sora-You're still playing that damn thing?!
Riku-You know how long the game is, we're doing two out of three.
Sora-Okay.
Fangirl1-Everyone! Marluxia's coming!
All the fangirls bow. Sora and company are still standing.
Sora-What? Is he the pizza dude or something?
Fangirl87-Bow, Idiot! He's the host of the party!
Sora-No! He's ugly! Look at his little pink scyth!
Marluxia-WAAAAAAH!!!! *Runs to the thirteenth floor*
Sora and everyone get thrown out by fangirls.
Sora-Damn! I thought I was gonna score!
Riku-You wish!
Beavis-I am cornholio!
Butthead-Yeah you wish Buttwipe. That's what we're for.
Beavis&Butthead-Dun, dun dun na, dun nun nun na!

 

[majinkearu]

Riku is putting soras left hand in warm water and filling the other with shaving cream(i apoligize in advanced for this bad one)

kiari walks up
kiari- what are you doing?
riku- getting back at sora
kiari- for what?
riku- for knocking up my dad!
kiari-0.o....*slowly backs away*

 

[mistyElk0]

haha lol that's funny... and weird.

Before KH started. Sora and Riku in Sora's room...

Sora: YES... YES.... I DID IT!!!
Riku: NO this can't be!!!
Sora: I FINALY BEAT RIKU!!!!!
*Picture zooms out. They were playing videogames*

I browed this one from a funny DBZ comic thing "if ya seen it you'll know what I'm talking about". I just made a different verson of it with Sora and Riku.

 

[Sora/Riku]

lololololololololololololololololololololololololol

 

[Machinany Gun]

Kairi reunites with Ansem

Ansem: My My My how you've grown my daughter (checks her out up and down)

Kairi: Ummmmmm......... you DID send me away didn't you?

Ansem: yea but now im not so sure........

Kairi: what a pervy old man...... I bet i was adopted

Ansem: If you are im gonna make sure you surrender to darkness which i happen to control

Kairi:*terrified* ummmmm......... LEON, YUFFIE, AERITH HELP ME!

*They come and attack Ansem and flee before he recovers*

Ansem: Maybe she took the whole villian role a bit too serious..........

 

[DaRkNeSs2LiGhT]

*Sora walks over to kairi and sees her makin the shell necklace*

Sora:Watcha doin?
Kairi:Yer mom!

OMFG!!! HAHAHA!! ROTFL! that was the SH**TNESS!!! O YEH! haaahaaahhaaaa!! omg, buwahahaha!!!...ok..i'm done...*Sigh*..hahaha~ ^^;

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Ansem-I will destroy all worlds! But it'll be so hard, I hope I can do it, mommy always said to try really really hard, and I'm trying really really hard, so I hope she'll be proud that I'm trying really re-
Riku-SHUT UP! If your gonna be in my body, we have to talk in the same tone!
Ansem-Why?
Riku-Cuz' it's cool. *Put's on shades*
Ansem-Your a freak. *Put's on flower crown and looks at picture of Wakka lovingly*

 

[mistyElk0]

In Travers Town. Sora's talking to a group of people.

Sora: People of Travers Town.... Lend me your ears!
*all the people pull off there ears and throw them at Sora*
Sora: Ahhh GROSS!!!
Goofy: How they do that?
Donald: You ask me that every time something weird happens. Why'd the F^(# would I know?!
All:

 

[King Of The Dark]

Ansem: Submit to darkness!
Sora: No, i don't feel like it
Ansem: No, really, submit
Sora: Ask me later
Ansem: ok
3 days later
Ansem: Submit!
Sora: I really don't feel like it today
Ansem: F*** you! SUBMIT!
Sora: *Takes out uzy and points it at Ansem*
Ansem: Hey take it easy with that son!
Sora: *drops gun and jumps on Ansem* FATHER!!!
Ansem: uhhhhhhhhhh................?