I can't even do it lol. Skitty would be a much better judge than me. I'm not exactly unbiased when Naruto things are concerned.
Although the whole Garra falls in love with some random chick thing is "canon" there was a book about it.
Though I'm pretty sure you could write a good Naruto epic if you gave it a whirl, one that even I could read without wanting to vomit (unless Hinata was in it of course, then it's ruined)