Singer Lady Gaga thwarted a would be rapist by splashing some water on her face, removing her makeup.
Disney star Selena Gomez took her promise ring off to give a hand job to a dead dog on Tuesday morning.
Singer and celebrity icon Justin Bieber admitted in a recent interview that he's gay and is currently seeking a homosexual pedophile as a life partner.
Well known punching bag Rihanna reportably spent her Christmas on a Barbados beach. When asked why she had decided to do this, she replied she wanted "The sun to beat down on me."
Former reality star Nicole Richie becomes the first female to have an abortion performed while getting raped. Eye witnesses to the event expressed interest in seeing the actress killed.