*twitch* Yer just ASKIN' fer a very painful glomp, arn't you, CS? o.-;
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Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!
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me: *chuckles* Maybe...
Dark: He's taunting her isn't he?
Mireille: How does everyone get to Premium meber so quickly?
me: Maybe because they are on more often? But... whatever...
Dark: He's taunting her isn't he?
Mireille: How does everyone get to Premium meber so quickly?
me: Maybe because they are on more often? But... whatever...
*sobs in dark corner* You are not getting a glomp! Or a huggle for that matter!! *stomps foot stubbornly* >.>;
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*leaps over and huggles CS* Haha! *leaps away* VICTORY IS MINE!! =D
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*leaps over and huggles CS* Haha! *leaps away* VICTORY IS MINE!! =D
Sora: Hey guys guess what i got a Maromi doll!
Riku and Kairi: Its so cute!
-it lifts its head up and looks at the others-
Maromi: Hi!
Riku, Kairi, and Sora: Its! Its! ALIVE!!! AHHHHHHHH -they start running away-
-in the closet-
Riku: What are we going to do!
Kairi: I don't know!
Sora: I have a idea but first-
Maromi: -slides under the cracks- Hello!
Riku, Kairi, and Sora: AHHHHHHHH -they run away-
-they run to the kitchen and grab frying pans, and anything blunt-
Riku: BRING IT ON DEMON DOLL!!
-they all charge for the door way-
Maromi: -falls a little bit but gets back up- Hello!
Sora: ITS TOO CUTE!!!
Riku: YOUR RIGHT!!
Kairi: Yeah!
-they all worship the maromi doll-
Maromi: Now, destroy the world!
Everybody: Yes Maromi...-they walk like zombies, to the gummi ships-
Maromi: -jumps up to your computer screen- Hello!
Yeah i'm back, but K_K your still going to have to help.
EDIT: Here's what Maromi looks like http://www.paranoiaagent.com/downloads/wallpaper3_1024x768.htm
Riku and Kairi: Its so cute!
-it lifts its head up and looks at the others-
Maromi: Hi!
Riku, Kairi, and Sora: Its! Its! ALIVE!!! AHHHHHHHH -they start running away-
-in the closet-
Riku: What are we going to do!
Kairi: I don't know!
Sora: I have a idea but first-
Maromi: -slides under the cracks- Hello!
Riku, Kairi, and Sora: AHHHHHHHH -they run away-
-they run to the kitchen and grab frying pans, and anything blunt-
Riku: BRING IT ON DEMON DOLL!!
-they all charge for the door way-
Maromi: -falls a little bit but gets back up- Hello!
Sora: ITS TOO CUTE!!!
Riku: YOUR RIGHT!!
Kairi: Yeah!
-they all worship the maromi doll-
Maromi: Now, destroy the world!
Everybody: Yes Maromi...-they walk like zombies, to the gummi ships-
Maromi: -jumps up to your computer screen- Hello!
Yeah i'm back, but K_K your still going to have to help.
EDIT: Here's what Maromi looks like http://www.paranoiaagent.com/downloads/wallpaper3_1024x768.htm
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Atnihs:Must worship doll
Shinta: DESTRUCTION I AM BATOSAI AGAIN!
yay chapters!
Shinta: DESTRUCTION I AM BATOSAI AGAIN!
yay chapters!
yay chappy!
*must worship the damn doll*
*must worship the damn doll*
me: *get huggled* Hehehehe....
Dark & Mireille: *stare at doll* It's scary... looking.
me: Nice to se ya back Mr. Patch! And this is what I'd do the that doll from the creepy anime!
*doll is punted out of a football arena*
Dark: It's CLEAR!
Dark & Mireille: *stare at doll* It's scary... looking.
me: Nice to se ya back Mr. Patch! And this is what I'd do the that doll from the creepy anime!
*doll is punted out of a football arena*
Dark: It's CLEAR!
It's K_K.
And....WHY MUST I HELP?! I AM NO HELP!! I DO NOT HELP!!!....
I'll help if I get another cameo....<_< >_>;;
*Sora pouts* BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALIMGHTY SORA POUT!!! >=D
...*pelts CS with flaming plushies of himself* ¬.¬
And....WHY MUST I HELP?! I AM NO HELP!! I DO NOT HELP!!!....
I'll help if I get another cameo....<_< >_>;;
*Sora pouts* BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALIMGHTY SORA POUT!!! >=D
...*pelts CS with flaming plushies of himself* ¬.¬
Hmmm.... K_K?
Nah... krazy lady is my nickname for her...
And you are??? Wait... I have a plushie?
Nah... krazy lady is my nickname for her...
And you are??? Wait... I have a plushie?
me: WHAAATTTT!?!?!?! M-me? W-why m-me?
Dark: *pats me on the back* Congratulations.
Mireille: Go for it!
me: H-hey wait! I'm not ready for this kind of stuff! Although I used to write random comedy fics... but... Ohh..... what should I do?
Sora: Do what you always do!
Dark: Take your stress out on someone!
me: Um.. okay! *loads Mr. Patch into a cannon and blasts him away* I'm very sorry!!!
Okay... ahem... now that that's settled... I guess I'll be helping out then. Yes krazy lady... ME. Now I've written comedy fics before... but I'm not as good as Mr. Patch of course... so I'll try my best then. Now back to business....
*punts 1000 of those dolls out of the arena*
If you don't mind Mr. Patch... I have this tendency to add anime characters... alot. So if you don't mind...
Dark: *pats me on the back* Congratulations.
Mireille: Go for it!
me: H-hey wait! I'm not ready for this kind of stuff! Although I used to write random comedy fics... but... Ohh..... what should I do?
Sora: Do what you always do!
Dark: Take your stress out on someone!
me: Um.. okay! *loads Mr. Patch into a cannon and blasts him away* I'm very sorry!!!
Okay... ahem... now that that's settled... I guess I'll be helping out then. Yes krazy lady... ME. Now I've written comedy fics before... but I'm not as good as Mr. Patch of course... so I'll try my best then. Now back to business....
*punts 1000 of those dolls out of the arena*
If you don't mind Mr. Patch... I have this tendency to add anime characters... alot. So if you don't mind...
Oh um... okay... I'll start tommorow then...
Hah! Good luck with that. Fer now, I should tend to my own fic. ^-^
*huggles Miroku plushie* *WHICH I HAVE!* Mwahahahahaha....>=D
*huggles Miroku plushie* *WHICH I HAVE!* Mwahahahahaha....>=D
K
Kairi_MAX
Guest
I didn't get that one. can you make it more understandable? Sorry.
..........wish I had a miroku plushie....*pouts*
Atnihs: What about CoM characters?
Shinta: Yeah that way its not spoilers.THEN AXEL CAN KILL ALL MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Atnihs: Shut up Batousai the Manslayer.
Shinta: T_T but I wanna cause mayhem.WAHHHHHHHH!
Atnihs: Do that at recess and when I'm not around.
Shinta: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!MEANIE MEANIE!
Little kid slap fight.
Seriously CoM would still technically not be spoilers of KH2.
Shinta: Yeah that way its not spoilers.THEN AXEL CAN KILL ALL MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Atnihs: Shut up Batousai the Manslayer.
Shinta: T_T but I wanna cause mayhem.WAHHHHHHHH!
Atnihs: Do that at recess and when I'm not around.
Shinta: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!MEANIE MEANIE!
Little kid slap fight.
Seriously CoM would still technically not be spoilers of KH2.
Chapter... ah h*ll with it...
me: Okay then! *pulls out megaphone* EVERYONE GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
Everyone: *files in a small little classrrom*
me: Now, I have some good news, bad news, crappy news, and even more crappy news.
Kairi: What's the good news?
me: The good news is that Don Patch won't be here for a while... so I'm taking over temporarily. Plus all your grades are down in school and your parents will sue us if we don't make a change. So I've hired a tutor!
Everyone: Then what's the bad and crappy news?
me: Wait, that WAS the bad and crappy news...
Everyone: THEN WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS!!?!?!
me: Ehehe... um.. well... all your medical insurance has been increased!
All male characters especially Cloud: *back away very quickly*
me: Now then... I've hired a tutor to raise those gra-
Sora: But we don't even go to school!!!!
me: *ignoring ranting comments* So I've hired Ms. Kisaragi Nanomia to be your tutor! She's from the anime Happy Lesson.
Riku: Who?
Zexion: ...
Riku: Oh, you mean her?
Ducks start to march by and quack.
Zexion: ...
Kairi: No... that's a character from Full Metal Alchemist.
Kisaragi: *pops in from the ceiling* Now everyone... let's begin the lesson.
me: I'll just be over here... *hides behind radioactiveproof shield*
Kisaragi: Now begins our four hour, non-stop lesson.
Marluxia: Oh dear god...
Kisaragi: Now... the calculated equation for force is...
Three Hours and Thirty Minutes Later
Kisaragi: ...and that's how you bake a good apple pie without burnining the filling using my latest invention: Mr. Instant Bake a Pie Ver. 2.5
Kairi: Kill me...
Sora: *It looks like he fainted*
Riku: *banging head on desk*
Kisaragi: Now.. for the fun part... would anyone like to try out some of my new experiments?
*Crickets chirp*
Kisaragi: Fine. Then I'll have to choose a guinea pig myself... *presses random button*
Namine: *comes out on a catwalk in a game show host's outfit* Hi! I'm Namine and this is Destiny's Island's favorite gameshow... 'The Weakest Link'!
Audience: Yay...
Namine: *british accent* Okay then, here are the rules... each contestant has three life points. They have to answer random stupid questions about stuff, no one really cares about to earn money.
Audience: Yay...
Namine: But if they get a question wrong.. Ms. Kisaragi over here will test on of her experiments on them! Deductin one life point! And if all ten are gone... they are outta the game. Whoever is left gets the money. And this show has been brought to you by...
SPAMCO.~ If you want to waste useless time in your life, or get knocked off these forums faster than you can say Chocobo, just call SPAMCO. *really fast* SPAMCO. is not responsible for any seizures, heart problems, and any othe functional disorder by using our product. Results may vary.
me: But now let's cut to the chase and get on with the show!
me: First up! Sora!
Sora: Huh?
me: Do you want to be on this gameshow any longer?
Sora: No I don't... cause this is very stupid! Oof! *falls unconscious*
Kisaragi *behind Sora holding an object*: This invention is called: Selfishness Prevention Act Version 1.0
Namine: Uh... why can't you just call it a hammer?
Kisaragi: You're no fun at all.
Namine: Um... okay. But I think... Sora's dead.. he isn't moving. Uh.. CS... call an ambulance...
me: Do I have to?
Namine: Yes... because of this.. *british accent* Sora... you are... the weakest link... goodbye. And let's move on to round two!
After elimination comment..
Sora: *still unconscious*
To be continued.
Preview!
me: Next time on DIRS! The game show get's heated up as Kisaragi dishes out more pain onto the KH characters!
Dark: Wait... DIRS?
Kisaragi: It's short for Destiny Islands Reality Show. Now if you'll excuse me... *leaves*
*Random screams are heard from the showroom*
Larxene: No! Not the hair! Not the hair!
Riku: Oh god it burns!
me: Ehehe... will Sora possibly die on the next episode? Who will win... 'The Weakest Link'? Who will live through this? Who will buy me a soda?
Dark: Next episode: The Weakets Link, Round Two!
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Um.. yeah. I hope I did well on this. I'm not that good but.. I've tried. It's been a long time since I've written anything so.. yeah. See you soon!
Edit: Here is a link to what Kisaragi looks like. http://www.animovies.com/images/7128.jpg
me: Okay then! *pulls out megaphone* EVERYONE GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
Everyone: *files in a small little classrrom*
me: Now, I have some good news, bad news, crappy news, and even more crappy news.
Kairi: What's the good news?
me: The good news is that Don Patch won't be here for a while... so I'm taking over temporarily. Plus all your grades are down in school and your parents will sue us if we don't make a change. So I've hired a tutor!
Everyone: Then what's the bad and crappy news?
me: Wait, that WAS the bad and crappy news...
Everyone: THEN WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS!!?!?!
me: Ehehe... um.. well... all your medical insurance has been increased!
All male characters especially Cloud: *back away very quickly*
me: Now then... I've hired a tutor to raise those gra-
Sora: But we don't even go to school!!!!
me: *ignoring ranting comments* So I've hired Ms. Kisaragi Nanomia to be your tutor! She's from the anime Happy Lesson.
Riku: Who?
Zexion: ...
Riku: Oh, you mean her?
Ducks start to march by and quack.
Zexion: ...
Kairi: No... that's a character from Full Metal Alchemist.
Kisaragi: *pops in from the ceiling* Now everyone... let's begin the lesson.
me: I'll just be over here... *hides behind radioactiveproof shield*
Kisaragi: Now begins our four hour, non-stop lesson.
Marluxia: Oh dear god...
Kisaragi: Now... the calculated equation for force is...
Three Hours and Thirty Minutes Later
Kisaragi: ...and that's how you bake a good apple pie without burnining the filling using my latest invention: Mr. Instant Bake a Pie Ver. 2.5
Kairi: Kill me...
Sora: *It looks like he fainted*
Riku: *banging head on desk*
Kisaragi: Now.. for the fun part... would anyone like to try out some of my new experiments?
*Crickets chirp*
Kisaragi: Fine. Then I'll have to choose a guinea pig myself... *presses random button*
Namine: *comes out on a catwalk in a game show host's outfit* Hi! I'm Namine and this is Destiny's Island's favorite gameshow... 'The Weakest Link'!
Audience: Yay...
Namine: *british accent* Okay then, here are the rules... each contestant has three life points. They have to answer random stupid questions about stuff, no one really cares about to earn money.
Audience: Yay...
Namine: But if they get a question wrong.. Ms. Kisaragi over here will test on of her experiments on them! Deductin one life point! And if all ten are gone... they are outta the game. Whoever is left gets the money. And this show has been brought to you by...
SPAMCO.~ If you want to waste useless time in your life, or get knocked off these forums faster than you can say Chocobo, just call SPAMCO. *really fast* SPAMCO. is not responsible for any seizures, heart problems, and any othe functional disorder by using our product. Results may vary.
me: But now let's cut to the chase and get on with the show!
me: First up! Sora!
Sora: Huh?
me: Do you want to be on this gameshow any longer?
Sora: No I don't... cause this is very stupid! Oof! *falls unconscious*
Kisaragi *behind Sora holding an object*: This invention is called: Selfishness Prevention Act Version 1.0
Namine: Uh... why can't you just call it a hammer?
Kisaragi: You're no fun at all.
Namine: Um... okay. But I think... Sora's dead.. he isn't moving. Uh.. CS... call an ambulance...
me: Do I have to?
Namine: Yes... because of this.. *british accent* Sora... you are... the weakest link... goodbye. And let's move on to round two!
After elimination comment..
Sora: *still unconscious*
To be continued.
Preview!
me: Next time on DIRS! The game show get's heated up as Kisaragi dishes out more pain onto the KH characters!
Dark: Wait... DIRS?
Kisaragi: It's short for Destiny Islands Reality Show. Now if you'll excuse me... *leaves*
*Random screams are heard from the showroom*
Larxene: No! Not the hair! Not the hair!
Riku: Oh god it burns!
me: Ehehe... will Sora possibly die on the next episode? Who will win... 'The Weakest Link'? Who will live through this? Who will buy me a soda?
Dark: Next episode: The Weakets Link, Round Two!
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Um.. yeah. I hope I did well on this. I'm not that good but.. I've tried. It's been a long time since I've written anything so.. yeah. See you soon!
Edit: Here is a link to what Kisaragi looks like. http://www.animovies.com/images/7128.jpg
My face was rather priceless as I read that. xD;
You can ponder whether that was a compliment or not. :3
You can ponder whether that was a compliment or not. :3
me*in the corner wishing I was this good*
Atnihs:Why is he doing that all the time and how long has he been there?
Shinta: Don't know don't care I just want to see what happens to everyone.*alsmost goes batoussai but gets eyed down by Atnihs and whimpers*
Atnihs:Yay I made sadnes for Shinta WOOO!CHAOS CONTROL SPEAR MODE!
*Gruesome deaths of spears swords and pencils all over a Riku voodoo doll*DEATH AHAHAHAHAHA!
Atnihs:Why is he doing that all the time and how long has he been there?
Shinta: Don't know don't care I just want to see what happens to everyone.*alsmost goes batoussai but gets eyed down by Atnihs and whimpers*
Atnihs:Yay I made sadnes for Shinta WOOO!CHAOS CONTROL SPEAR MODE!
*Gruesome deaths of spears swords and pencils all over a Riku voodoo doll*DEATH AHAHAHAHAHA!
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