Movie? Well I'm known to be a real, George Lucas with things.
Kairi: Ok is it just me or is Sora acting strange?
Riku: What do you mean?
Kairi: He's acting smart.
Riku: ....
Kairi: ....
Riku: ....really?
Kairi: -smacks Riku-
Riku: Well lets just visit him just to make sure he wasn't faking it.
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Riku: Sora? Are you acting smart?
Sora: -reading A Tale of Two Cities-
Riku: AH! -runs up to him- YOU BETTER BE READING A MAD MAGAZINE SECRETLY! -takes it away and finds a Algebra Rules Magazine- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kairi: -helps him up and walks him out-
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Riku: Ok everyone, Sora is suddenly smart.
Dead Pizza Guy: If thats true, then I'm alive! -zombie marks go away and he comes alive- YES!! I LIVE AGAIN! -runs outside and onto the street- HEY EVERYONE I'M A LI- -gets hit by a car-
Riku: -closes the door- Ummm, ok, now. Who has any explanations on how Sora is smart?
Roxas: Well, maybe all the sugar in his body is doing something.
Kairi: Please, all that sugar nearly killed him.
Ray: Nearly? -sigh- I seriously need to hire better assassins.
Axel: Why are you always after Sora? I mean me and Roxas over here took your two other girlfriends.
Ray: Yeah but; one, you guys aren't main characters.
Roxas and Axel: We could be the Main characters if we wanted to...
Ray: Two, Kairi is my one true love! -drolls at her-
Kairi: -kicks him in the face- Yeah, you know what? NOOOO!
Wakka: I SAY IT WAS A BLITZBALL TO THE HEAD!
Kairi: Oh come on we just have to poke the blitzball and it flies back and nails you in the head.
Wakka: Nuh uh! -throws it at Roxas and it nails him in the head- See?
Kairi: -points her finger at the ball-
Wakka: -turns his head- Huh? -the ball floats in mid air and hits Wakka straight in the face-
Selphie: Maybe it was the papou fruit! It turns people in love! I love love! its so romantic! I WANT A BOYFRIEND =(
Roxas: You are so annoying!
-everyone starts fighting-
Tidus: LETS FIGHT I WANNA FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT -seizures on the ground while everyone looks at him-
Kairi: -picks him up and throws him out the door- ...RAGHHHHHHHHHH -the fight starts again-
Riku: EVERYONE SHUT YER YAPS!!!
Everyone: ?
Riku: To find out what's wrong with Sora were going to someone who was made into this fan fiction
WITH a brain...or something similar...
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-door bell rings-
H_K-47: Greeting: Welcome to my humble home -See's Riku, Kairi and everyone else- meatbags...what do you want?
Riku: Sora is smart for some reason we need you to figure it out.
H_K-47: Threat: And what if I say no?
Riku: -holds up a a disc-
H_K-47: Frightened Query: What is that?!
Riku: Oh its just a download file to make you nice, friendly, and courtesy to organics...i mean humans.
H_K-47: -backs away- SUPER SCARED: GET THAT FILE AWAY FROM ME!
Riku: Tell us whats wrong with Sora!
H_K-47: Calming Statement: Fine...How many games did Sora go into before I transfered myself into this dimension?
Riku: Ummm, Knights of the Old Republic, and Kingdom Hearts 2.
H_K-47: Well its all very simple, generally the Sora in this reality is an idiot right?
Everyone: -nods-
H_K-47: Now since Sora went into the game world of Kingdom Hearts 2. The role he played in the game, was generally a intelligent one. And naturally once Riku, Kairi and Sora went into the world. They replaced the ones from the game, and because of this the game slowly started integrating the Sora from the game into the mind of the real life Sora which caused the boost in his IQ.
Everyone: :huh:
H_K-47: Annoyed Remark: Just give him a swift left hook to the face and he should be back to normal.
Riku: Wait if that happened Sora what about me and Kairi?
H_K-47: Obvious Answer: You two were never in the game long enough for the system to realize that a new user enter its system.
Kairi: Wow.
H_K-47: Opinion: Or, maybe it did have an affect on you two.
Kairi: But I was never hit.
H_K-47: Hilarious Comment: We'll judging from the previous adventures you had. I can only make the assumption that your acting normal.
Kairi: Normal?
H_K-47: Annoying!
Riku: -falls on the ground and starts laughing-
Kairi: -grabs the disc- COME HERE YOU SCRAP HEAP!
H_K-47: Fearful Screams: Yikes! Get that insane meatbag away from me! -runs away -
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Riku: -walks up to Sora- Sora, my friends want a word with you.
Sora: One second im finishing my speech for world peace
Riku: Not in this fan fiction. -smacks him in the face- Im glad my friends had a talk with you...later! -walks out of his room-
Sora: Oh man...what happend...-picks up his speech and walks to the bathroom-
Kairi: -walks past the door-
Sora: Wait there's no toilet paper! Wait heres one!
Kairi: O_O
Riku: What?
Kairi: Let me guess...he wrote the speech for world peace.
Riku: Yeah, why?
Kairi: -smacks him in the face- I wonder if that punch brought you back to normal. Oh wait...your a idiot in both worlds! -walks away-
Riku: Owww, im not an idiot...I still have my nuclear death ray schematics! -laughs maniacly and holds it up-
Sora: Sorry need one more! -grabs it and slams the door-
Riku: