Ok,Originally made by Don Patch(The Destiny Island's Reality Show)I was so inspiried by pissing my pants so much,I decided to make my own:Kingdom Hearts Reality Show.(Sometimes "special" episodes come(i.e. talk show episode every once in a while)).
Introduction
Random Boy: It Begins.
Sora: What?
Random Boy: Don't Cry.
Sora: Dude,wtf is this?Are you copying Final Fantasy X?
Random Boy: Ummm....*runs away*
Sora: That s#!t is f#@*ed up.
Riku: Sora,you got any weed?
Sora: Ok,writing person.Stop with this bulls#!t.
Me: Don't ask me,Tetsuya Noruma made you!
Tet Nor: Don't blame me,you punk a$$ little sonova b!#%h.
Me: Ummmm.Ok then.Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts Reality Show!Yeah I know the opening sucked,just shut the hell up about that.
Gamer#1: NO THE OPENING SUCKED!!!
Gamer#2: YEAH THE OPENING TOTALLY SUCKED D!@K!
Gamer#3: YEAH I AGREE!YOUR OPENINGS SUCK KID!!!
Me: Goddammit,these people get on my nerves.
Sora: Yeah,I know.
Me: OMFG SORA!?DUDE YOUR AWSOME!!!!!!
Gamer#1: OMG IT IS SORA!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: F#%k,you gamer geeks really are pathetic.
Me: Let's just get on with the show.
Sora: NO!YOU DAMN GAMER GEEKS NEED TO LEARN
REALITY ------ GAME
REALITY ------ GAME
THERE IS A LINE BETWEEN THEM DAMMIT!!!!!
Me: Sora,did you take your pills today?You know to calm yourself down...
Sora: *Pulls out a knife*
Me: Ok then,I'll stop about the pill questions.
Sora: *starts listening to Tupac*Yeah Straight Up N!!%a!West Side!This is the tight shizit!
Me: Ok,while Sora pretends he's black,our special guests...GREEN DAY!!!
Green Day: *Begin playing Wake Me Up When September Ends*
Me: Yo,Green Day.It's December...You better wake up dudes.
Green Day: Oh.*Proceed to writing a new song*
Green Day: WAKE ME UP,WHEN DECEMBER ENDS!
Me: Ok,go to sleep.
Green Day: *Fall dead asleep on the floor*
Me: Ok then...wow this is screwed up.Seriously,I can't believe that I AM writing this.This will make my grandmother hate me,kill herself,and come back again so she can kill herself yet another time.
Sora: Yo Homie,What da f#%k you talkin bout?Man,you just gotta live on da streets,smoke p0t and hang out and shoot cops.
Me: Sora,your beginning to scare me...
Sora: I should.
Random N00B Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!I,RANDOM N00B BOB SHALL TAKE OVER THIS SHOW AND CLAIM WHAT IS MINE:KINGDOM HEARTS 2
Me:Seriously Bob,you gotta stop doing this.
Bob: Oh.
Me: You should go man.
Bob: Ok.Peace out man.
Me: Yep.
Me: And that concludes Today's show!Hope my grandma doesn't kill herself.Bye!
Sora: Screw you guys,my homies coming here to shoot this ma' up!
*A bunch of people run in with AK's*
Me: AHHH S#!T MAN F#%K RUN GUYS*runs away*
*Camera Drops*
Introduction
Random Boy: It Begins.
Sora: What?
Random Boy: Don't Cry.
Sora: Dude,wtf is this?Are you copying Final Fantasy X?
Random Boy: Ummm....*runs away*
Sora: That s#!t is f#@*ed up.
Riku: Sora,you got any weed?
Sora: Ok,writing person.Stop with this bulls#!t.
Me: Don't ask me,Tetsuya Noruma made you!
Tet Nor: Don't blame me,you punk a$$ little sonova b!#%h.
Me: Ummmm.Ok then.Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts Reality Show!Yeah I know the opening sucked,just shut the hell up about that.
Gamer#1: NO THE OPENING SUCKED!!!
Gamer#2: YEAH THE OPENING TOTALLY SUCKED D!@K!
Gamer#3: YEAH I AGREE!YOUR OPENINGS SUCK KID!!!
Me: Goddammit,these people get on my nerves.
Sora: Yeah,I know.
Me: OMFG SORA!?DUDE YOUR AWSOME!!!!!!
Gamer#1: OMG IT IS SORA!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: F#%k,you gamer geeks really are pathetic.
Me: Let's just get on with the show.
Sora: NO!YOU DAMN GAMER GEEKS NEED TO LEARN
REALITY ------ GAME
REALITY ------ GAME
THERE IS A LINE BETWEEN THEM DAMMIT!!!!!
Me: Sora,did you take your pills today?You know to calm yourself down...
Sora: *Pulls out a knife*
Me: Ok then,I'll stop about the pill questions.
Sora: *starts listening to Tupac*Yeah Straight Up N!!%a!West Side!This is the tight shizit!
Me: Ok,while Sora pretends he's black,our special guests...GREEN DAY!!!
Green Day: *Begin playing Wake Me Up When September Ends*
Me: Yo,Green Day.It's December...You better wake up dudes.
Green Day: Oh.*Proceed to writing a new song*
Green Day: WAKE ME UP,WHEN DECEMBER ENDS!
Me: Ok,go to sleep.
Green Day: *Fall dead asleep on the floor*
Me: Ok then...wow this is screwed up.Seriously,I can't believe that I AM writing this.This will make my grandmother hate me,kill herself,and come back again so she can kill herself yet another time.
Sora: Yo Homie,What da f#%k you talkin bout?Man,you just gotta live on da streets,smoke p0t and hang out and shoot cops.
Me: Sora,your beginning to scare me...
Sora: I should.
Random N00B Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!I,RANDOM N00B BOB SHALL TAKE OVER THIS SHOW AND CLAIM WHAT IS MINE:KINGDOM HEARTS 2
Me:Seriously Bob,you gotta stop doing this.
Bob: Oh.
Me: You should go man.
Bob: Ok.Peace out man.
Me: Yep.
Me: And that concludes Today's show!Hope my grandma doesn't kill herself.Bye!
Sora: Screw you guys,my homies coming here to shoot this ma' up!
*A bunch of people run in with AK's*
Me: AHHH S#!T MAN F#%K RUN GUYS*runs away*
*Camera Drops*
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