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Thanku i had one just like the honey moon event on along came polly u wanna see it?
 
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Sora:Roxas how was ur honeymoon wiv Rikku?
Roxas: Good.
Sora:Tell me bout it.
Roxas:well we did wat evry couple does oon there first night *winks*
Roxas: The next day we looked at some realestate to move in to
y we were doing that we were approached bye a scubberdiver, Rikku asked if she could go y i went to look in town. I said yes
Roxas:When i got back i saw her banging the scubber diver.
Sora: Im so sorry, but why did u say u had a good one when u found ur wife cheating on ya.
Roxas: Are ya kidding that was the best thing that eva happened to me.
Roxas: I was only wiv her to inherit her money now its easy because when we have the divorce ill get all the money, well most of it because she was the one that chated on me, an that it says in the Divorce contract that if any one The Wife/Husban is caught banging the scubba instructor, the one who caught gets the money. so it looks like ill be shouting the s tonight.
Sora: Thats great can i have the name of the instructor an ill take Kairi there to ill let the scuba diva romp her thenill have her fortune Muhaha.
Roxas: Sure
Here it is.
 
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part2
sora:bring it on bub ...you can't see me .i will beat you so fast i will have time to drink a whole gallon of coffe
riku:why should i fight you .you ran off to your mommy last time
Kairi;why are you guys fighting again .all he did was blow the house up.you did not mean to did you
sora:i did not (acts like a baby)
riku;oh brother ..here they go again
kairi;thats right .who my little sora.who is he
sora:i am your little sora.can i make some mac n cheese again
riku:and blow us up again
kairi:no i don't think so ..i am so sorry
riku:you guys are pointless
kairi:WHAT YOU DO NOT CALL SORA AND I POINTLESS (gets out sora keyblade)
riku :MOMMY
 
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we are talking about friends ......i will b one too o_O thanks
i am thinking of part 3
 
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ok ..fine with me here goes part3
riku IDIDN'T MEAN IT KAIRI PLEASE I BEG FOR FORGIVENESS!!
kairi why should i .you should be asking sora instead of me
riku you mean that bone head .that will never happen
sora you know she will kill you for me
Kairi sure will.there will be more room for that tv hes been wanting
Sora yepturns back into a baby
kairi oh sora you are drooling again,ket wype that off for you .
riku i have a boobo.can you kiss it
sora what eva .oww riku hit me lie
kairi DID YOU HIT MY BABY SORA
riku why me starts running goes into a hole meep
riku spys onthem
kairi will you finally kiss me now that he is gone
sora ok
riku finally i saw that
kairi i will kill you
 
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yeah u want me to make part 4
 
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Xigbar said:
here is mine
Part One
The World That Never Was (happens btwn KH n KH:CoM)
Xemnas gathered his 11 members on a meeting
Xigbar: I hope this meeting will be good after his visit on Hollow Bastion...
Xaldin: shusshh....the superior is speaking
Xemnas:my fellow Ju-san Kikan!!!! (Organization XIII) The reason why you are all here is that a new member is joining us.....
Vexen: A new member? I didn't see that on my upcoming meeting list!?
Lexaeus: I wonder if this new member is stronger than me?
Larxene: or is he handsome than Marluxia or Demyx?
Marluxia: Larxene!!! Did you know that Demyx is a gay!?
Demyx: What was that, Girly face!?
Marluxia: Guitar Freak!!!
Demyx: It's a Sitar, you flower pansy!
Zexion and Luxord playing cards along with each other
Xemnas look at them and shouted......
Xemnas: SILENCED!!!!!
Demyx and Marluxia stop fighting.....
Xemnas: Now, allow me to introduce the new member of the Ju-san Kikan is Roxas!!!
Roxas comes in and everyone looks
Xigbar: that's the new member!? a boy!?
Larxene: ohhh....i thought he would be more handsome...
Xigbar: hey kid, what is your weapon anyway!?
Roxas: Two Keyblades....i guess
Xigbar: Two Keyblades!? why does his weapons is cooler than mine, Xemnas!
Demyx: Yeah! Zexion doesn't even need a weapon coz he is an expert in disguising! He can even change himself into a girl whenever he wants!
Zexion: "giggles"

To be continue.....
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holy crap that was funny:) i got to give Xigbar rep!
 
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