Post Funny Made Up Kingdom Hearts Stories Here

[DARK_RIKU3000]

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[DARK_RIKU3000]

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Here is one of mine:
Sora: Theres nothing on tv, how bout we go play chicken wiv a semi on the higway Tidus?
Tidus: Dude, im busy cant u see, im smokin weed, dont u remember what happened last time i went out wiv u to play chicken , an u solisitized me to 2 trucker dudes for 50 bux ill neva forgive u.
Sora: Tidus it was only a bit of fun an plus the truckers were clean, i needed the money to pay my debts to Riku, he is still using Rikku and Kairi as collatereal the dirty s there my bitches.
Tidus: Sora how many tymes have i told u not to refer to Rikku and Kairi as bitches, and i dnt want to hear about ur pimping either.
Sora:So Tidus i guess ur not coming to play.
Tidus:Nope im busy .
*1hr l8er*
Sora: Dude Tidus help, i need u to get me to the hospital my leg has been ripped off bye the *Black Dog* a trucker stopped and asked me if i would let him use Rikku for hes pleasuer i told him no an he took it badly then he summoned the trucker ledgend *The Black Dog* i coulda sworn it was Patrick Swayze. He said someone told him that i was the best pimp in town.
So hear i am.
*Tidus fell down laughing*
*Sora then bled there until Tidus was not under the influence of weed an laughter but it was too late they had to chop hes leg off.
*The moral to this story is dnt be a Pimp and dont do .
*Curtains Close*

Forgive me for double posting.

 

[zora keyblade]

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lol funny

 

[Faruway]

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here is mine
Part One
The World That Never Was (happens btwn KH n KH:CoM)
Xemnas gathered his 11 members on a meeting
Xigbar: I hope this meeting will be good after his visit on Hollow Bastion...
Xaldin: shusshh....the superior is speaking
Xemnas:my fellow Ju-san Kikan!!!! (Organization XIII) The reason why you are all here is that a new member is joining us.....
Vexen: A new member? I didn't see that on my upcoming meeting list!?
Lexaeus: I wonder if this new member is stronger than me?
Larxene: or is he handsome than Marluxia or Demyx?
Marluxia: Larxene!!! Did you know that Demyx is a gay!?
Demyx: What was that, Girly face!?
Marluxia: Guitar Freak!!!
Demyx: It's a Sitar, you flower pansy!
Zexion and Luxord playing cards along with each other
Xemnas look at them and shouted......
Xemnas: SILENCED!!!!!
Demyx and Marluxia stop fighting.....
Xemnas: Now, allow me to introduce the new member of the Ju-san Kikan is Roxas!!!
Roxas comes in and everyone looks
Xigbar: that's the new member!? a boy!?
Larxene: ohhh....i thought he would be more handsome...
Xigbar: hey kid, what is your weapon anyway!?
Roxas: Two Keyblades....i guess
Xigbar: Two Keyblades!? why does his weapons is cooler than mine, Xemnas!
Demyx: Yeah! Zexion doesn't even need a weapon coz he is an expert in disguising! He can even change himself into a girl whenever he wants!
Zexion: "giggles"

To be continue.....

 

[DARK_RIKU3000]

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here is mine
Part One
The World That Never Was (happens btwn KH n KH:CoM)
Xemnas gathered his 11 members on a meeting
Xigbar: I hope this meeting will be good after his visit on Hollow Bastion...
Xaldin: shusshh....the superior is speaking
Xemnas:my fellow Ju-san Kikan!!!! (Organization XIII) The reason why you are all here is that a new member is joining us.....
Vexen: A new member? I didn't see that on my upcoming meeting list!?
Lexaeus: I wonder if this new member is stronger than me?
Larxene: or is he handsome than Marluxia or Demyx?
Marluxia: Larxene!!! Did you know that Demyx is a !?
Demyx: What was that, y face!?
Marluxia: Guitar Freak!!!
Demyx: It's a Sitar, you flower pansy!
Zexion and Luxord playing cards along with each other
Xemnas look at them and shouted......
Xemnas: SILENCED!!!!!
Demyx and Marluxia stop fighting.....
Xemnas: Now, allow me to introduce the new member of the Ju-san Kikan is Roxas!!!
Roxas comes in and everyone looks
Xigbar: that's the new member!? a boy!?
Larxene: ohhh....i thought he would be more handsome...
Xigbar: hey kid, what is your weapon anyway!?
Roxas: Two Keyblades....i guess
Xigbar: Two Keyblades!? why does his weapons is cooler than mine, Xemnas!
Demyx: Yeah! Zexion doesn't even need a weapon coz he is an expert in disguising! He can even change himself into a whenever he wants!
Zexion: "giggles"

To be continue.....

This is excellent when is the next part come out?

 

[Nugget]

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here is mine
Part One
The World That Never Was (happens btwn KH n KH:CoM)
Xemnas gathered his 11 members on a meeting
Xigbar: I hope this meeting will be good after his visit on Hollow Bastion...
Xaldin: shusshh....the superior is speaking
Xemnas:my fellow Ju-san Kikan!!!! (Organization XIII) The reason why you are all here is that a new member is joining us.....
Vexen: A new member? I didn't see that on my upcoming meeting list!?
Lexaeus: I wonder if this new member is stronger than me?
Larxene: or is he handsome than Marluxia or Demyx?
Marluxia: Larxene!!! Did you know that Demyx is a gay!?
Demyx: What was that, Girly face!?
Marluxia: Guitar Freak!!!
Demyx: It's a Sitar, you flower pansy!
Zexion and Luxord playing cards along with each other
Xemnas look at them and shouted......
Xemnas: SILENCED!!!!!
Demyx and Marluxia stop fighting.....
Xemnas: Now, allow me to introduce the new member of the Ju-san Kikan is Roxas!!!
Roxas comes in and everyone looks
Xigbar: that's the new member!? a boy!?
Larxene: ohhh....i thought he would be more handsome...
Xigbar: hey kid, what is your weapon anyway!?
Roxas: Two Keyblades....i guess
Xigbar: Two Keyblades!? why does his weapons is cooler than mine, Xemnas!
Demyx: Yeah! Zexion doesn't even need a weapon coz he is an expert in disguising! He can even change himself into a girl whenever he wants!
Zexion: "giggles"

To be continue.....

oh my god that was soo funny!!! you have to make more!! lol i like when zexion giggles...that was funny!! lol

 

[got_kh2?]

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there's already a thread like this. go to here:
http://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=15761

 

[Aly-chan]

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here's mine

sora:let me go make some mac n cheese .....
5 hoyurs later
riku:uuuhh there is fire in the pot
sorahh i forgot about it ....
riku :you idiot why didn't you turn it off when you left
Kairi:what is that smell .sora did you try to make mac and cheese again !!
sora:Uhhhh ....i was making it for you
riku :sora aren't you going to turn it off .
sorah its all right .it will cool down

6 seconds later
BBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.

 

[Nugget]

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lol thats funny..it will cool down..lol

 

[Faruway]

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Part Two
Marluxia: Hey, Demyx! How are you gonna attack with your "Sitar"....oh wait....play some songs for the Keyblade Master till death?
Demyx: You scythe wielding girlish face!
Xigbar: Why can't I have cooler weapons? Why did Luxord get all the big cards while I can't?
Luxord: Cause I'm a gambler and you're not.....
Vexen: You guys are behaving like kids....according to my research, all of your weapons are inferior to mine...heheh
Lexaeus: Oh really, Vexen? How are you gonna attack with your shield? Defend yourself? What are you, a coward?
Saix: (sighed)
Axel: Hey, Larxene.....aren't you complaining about your kunais?
Larxene: This kunais are perfect for a girl like me....ahahahaha!
Xaldin: Thos kunais are way better for a sadistic hag like you, Larxene!
Larxene: What did you say!? (attacked with her kunais but Xaldin defend it with his naginatas)
All the other members fighting with each other while Zexion giggles continuously and laugh his heart out!
Xemnas: STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
All the members stopped fighting and Zexion stop laughing...
Xemnas: Now that Roxas is here I wanted to separate ourselves into two groups.......Xigbar, Xaldin, Saix, Demyx and Luxord will join me while Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Axel and Larxene will join with Marluxia.
Marluxia: Wait, Xemnas.....do you mean that.....
Xemnas: Yes....you will be the lord of Castle Oblivion for the time being....now Roxas, you can choose which one of the two groups you wanted to join since you are a new member of the Ju-san Kikan...so what will it be?
Roxas: hmmmm...uhhhhh
8 hrs later
All the members fallen asleep
Xemnas (with droopy eyes): Have you made your decision?
Roxas: uhhh.....
Xigbar: WHY DOES IT TAKE 8 HRS FOR YOU TO CHOOSE WHICH GROUP YOU WANNA.....
Roxas: Axel....
All the members: WHATTT???!!!!
Axel: wh....i mean YES!!!!

to be continued.....

 

[Nugget]

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Part Two
Marluxia: Hey, Demyx! How are you gonna attack with your "Sitar"....oh wait....play some songs for the Keyblade Master till death?
Demyx: You scythe wielding girlish face!
Xigbar: Why can't I have cooler weapons? Why did Luxord get all the big cards while I can't?
Luxord: Cause I'm a gambler and you're not.....
Vexen: You guys are behaving like kids....according to my research, all of your weapons are inferior to mine...heheh
Lexaeus: Oh really, Vexen? How are you gonna attack with your shield? Defend yourself? What are you, a coward?
Saix: (sighed)
Axel: Hey, Larxene.....aren't you complaining about your kunais?
Larxene: This kunais are perfect for a girl like me....ahahahaha!
Xaldin: Thos kunais are way better for a sadistic hag like you, Larxene!
Larxene: What did you say!? (attacked with her kunais but Xaldin defend it with his naginatas)
All the other members fighting with each other while Zexion giggles continuously and laugh his heart out!
Xemnas: STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
All the members stopped fighting and Zexion stop laughing...
Xemnas: Now that Roxas is here I wanted to separate ourselves into two groups.......Xigbar, Xaldin, Saix, Demyx and Luxord will join me while Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Axel and Larxene will join with Marluxia.
Marluxia: Wait, Xemnas.....do you mean that.....
Xemnas: Yes....you will be the lord of Castle Oblivion for the time being....now Roxas, you can choose which one of the two groups you wanted to join since you are a new member of the Ju-san Kikan...so what will it be?
Roxas: hmmmm...uhhhhh
8 hrs later
All the members fallen asleep
Xemnas (with droopy eyes): Have you made your decision?
Roxas: uhhh.....
Xigbar: WHY DOES IT TAKE 8 HRS FOR YOU TO CHOOSE WHICH GROUP YOU WANNA.....
Roxas: Axel....
All the members: WHATTT???!!!!
Axel: wh....i mean YES!!!!

to be continued.....

lol oh my god that is soo funny!! more i tell you! write more!! you should make like a book! lol

 

[Faruway]

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really? you mean that?

 

[Nugget]

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umm yeah! your stories are like funny! i want to hear more!! you have to pm to me if you make any more ok!!! i want to hear them! especially the org members ones! are you gonna post more?!?

 

[got_kh2?]

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lol, those stories are hilarious! i hope part 3 comes out soon

 

[Nugget]

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yeah me too i cant wait to read it! i hope he is typing it right now! *waits for part 3 to come*

*still waiting*

*and waiting*

 

[Faruway]

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Part Three
Xemnas: Alright, Roxas. Go to your group.
Xemnas and the members frm his groups looks on as Roxas walk towards Marluxia's group
Xigbar: Hmph! That brat deserve to go to Marluxia's group!
Luxord: Why is that, Xigbar? Are you jealous cause you dun have any cooler weapons like him and me?
Demyx: Looks like I have to start making friends with him before we depart....
Marluxia notice Larxene in a daze looking towards Roxas
Marluxia: Hey, Larxene? Larxene? Are you okay?
Larxene: I feel like I'm in love with him.....hmmmmmm
Marluxia and Demyx: HUH?!?
Saix: hmmmm....where did you found this boy?
Xemnas: At Hollow Bastion.....
Saix: I see....so wat code name shall you give him?
Xemnas: Roxas, the Discovered Key.
Xigbar: Roxas, the Discovered Key!? why didn't you give me a proper code name, Xemnas? I'm The Magic Bullet Shooter? The shooter that shoots magic bullets!?
Xemnas: You're complaining too much, Xigbar!
Demyx: Mine is Nocturnal Melody.
Marluxia: More like Nocturnal Gaying!
Demyx: Can't you shut your mouth, Elegant Pansy Blade!
Zexion: "giggle"
Vexen: Zexion...you really starting to scare me.....
Axel: hey, kiddo! you're The Discovered Key, huh?
Roxas: Yeah!
Axel: Well, you know my name....I'm Axel, the Winds Of Dancing Flame! (pose like Alex Louis Armstrong but with fire sparkles around him)
Roxas: WOW!!!!
Xigbar: show off.......
Lexaeus: I'm a Peaceful Giant, Xemnas? I don't mind the giant but peaceful?
Vexen: You're a brute, Lexaeus for god sake!
Lexaeus: You know I hate it when someone calls me a brute!
Xemnas:........
Larxene: Hey, Roxas....(touching his cheek)...why don't we go somewhere...hmmmm? "wink"
Roxas: (blushed) uhhh.....
Saix: (sighed)
Xemnas: THAT'S IT!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! WE WILL DEPARTING NOW!!!

to be continued

 

[DARK_RIKU3000]

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an only one person compliments me

 

[Nugget]

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yay! it finally here! it feels like KH2 came out!! lol ok not like that but close! lol i love it! lol axel posing! i am going to put this thread ion my favorites! yay! i cant wait till part four comes out!! yay!

*puts thread in favorites and then waits for part four*

*waiting*

 

[DARK_RIKU3000]

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Another story by me
Sora:Riku did u eat all the mustard?
Riku:Umm..mabey
Sora:WTF RIKU i told that, was mine an kairis she has cravings, remember shes pregnant.
Riku:Acctually shes pregnant wiv Roxas baby
Sora:Arrgh me an Roxas are one of the same.
Riku: What eva u say buddy, hey Sora , y ur out can u get me some mustard to?.
Sora: Get off ur lazy ass and get it urself.
Riku Starts giggling uncontrollobly.
Sora: Ever since u were castrated bye Arieth cause u cheated on her wiv her mother u have been acting gayish.
Riku: I dont know how that could be ive been taking testosterone pills.
Sora: HAHAHAHAHA
Riku:What?
Sora what i forgot to tell u i switched them wiv estrogen pills now i remember.
Riku:Come here Sora gimme a Kissy *muoah muoah*
you know u shouldnt lash out for attention that way its not nice.
*Riku* strts to cry why im just one emotional wreck first i get castrated now im a pansy.
Sora:starts to slowly mov away scared he mite trigger Riku
Riku then turns into Rikku
Sora: Argh WTF have i done to much estrogen pills.
*Sora then sprints away yelling *

 

[Faruway]

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Haha!!! I like the part where Riku says that Kairi is pregnant with Roxas baby in her and the part where Riku ask Sora to kiss him! ^^