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[Soraox]

Xigabr cant wait for part 7

 

[Faruway]

Part Seven
Axel: Roxas, where are you, dude?
Roxas came out running from the room blushing
Axel: Larxene! How many time I have tell that Roxas is too young to be your boyfriend!
Larxene: I don't care! He's kawaii...^^
All the members: -_-''
Roxas: What is it, Axel?
Axel: Xemnas wants the two of us to come to The World That Never Was.
Roxas: Sure.
Roxas turn back and saw Larxene looking at him in a daze.
Larxene: hmmmmm.....come back quickly, okay?
Roxas (blushed): uhhh....okay?
Axel and Roxas letf Castle Oblivion while the other members are still drinking their hot chocolates, waiting for Sora's arrival.
Vexen: I was wondering why Xemnas only wants to see Axel and Roxas at The World That Never Was?
Lexaeus: How should I know? Why don't you found out yourself?! (drinking his hot chocolate)
Vexen: I was busy researching the ingredients on how to make hot chocolates!
Marluxia (holding the letter): I can't believe that Gaying Melody (Demyx) is doing it again!
Larxene: Who cares? I fell in love with Roxas.....hmmmmm......
All the members: o_o''
Zexion: "giggles"
While the other members are on a hot chocolates and ice lollies break, Axel and Roxas arrived at The World That Never Was
Axel: Well, here we are, dude!
The two members walk around the city as the dark clouds covering the dark sky, just then they hear Xemnas' voice in their heads
Roxas: What is this, Axel?
Axel: Telepathy, dude....just relax...you will learn how to use it.
Xemnas (telepathy voice): Now that the both of you are here, Roxas, I want you to meet me at the beach....
Roxas: Yes.
Axel: Let's......
Xemnas: I only want to see Roxas face to face, Axel.
Axel: Then why you ask me to come along?!
Xemnas: Oh yeah....I only want you to bring him here since he is a new member.
Axel: I see....what am I suppose to do now?
Xemnas: Go back to Castle Oblivion and continue your mission....
Axel: What about Roxas?
Xemnas: You can pick him up later or you can wait here.....it will lasted about 8 hours.
Axel: WHAT?!

to be continued......

 

[violent_anger]

whats kawii?

 

[Sweet Raine]

^ it means cute in japanese. xD i wanna see more Marluxia/Demyx insults xD i just loved the PS part Xigbar.

 

[got_kh2?]

lol, eight hours...

 

[Faruway]

Part Eight
Eight hours had passed and at Castle Oblivion, Marluxia and the other members are awaiting Sora's arrival but before that happens, a Dusk Nobody appears and gives a letter to Marluxia.
Marluxia: From Xemnas? (opens up the envelope) the letter says " Marluxia, Roxas is not in your group from now on, I have placed him in "Twilight Town" This is all part of our plan.

P.S frm Demyx ( how's everything going, Elegant Pansy Blade? >:3 )

Marluxia: That Guitar Gaying Melody! I'm gonna write back to him!
Vexen: It's a Sitar......
Marluxia: Whatever.....I can't believe Xemnas is taking Roxas away frm us!
Larxene: What? He's not coming back?
Marluxia: Of course he's not coming back!
Larxene: nooo......(crying)
Marluxia: We're going to overthrow the Ju-san Kikan!
Vexen: By the way, why do you hate Demyx so much?
Marluxia: Because he is a gay, of course! He keep calling me a pansy!
Vexen (thinking):....can't believe we had a pansy being chosen to be the lord of this castle and a leader of our group.
Just then, Axel came back frm The World That Never Was.
Axel: Marluxia, Roxas has......
Marluxia: I know what you're talking about, Axel.
Axel: You know?
Marluxia: Of course! By the way, Sora is arriving to this castle soon.
Vexen: I need more hot chocolate, Marluxia!
Larxene: Now I can't see Roxas again.....(crying)
Marluxia: Here's your hot chocolate, Freezing Scholar.....
Zexion: "giggles"
Lexaeus: Marluxia, the Keyblade Master is coming!
Marluxia: It's him, the Keyblade Master, Sora has arrived.....Axel, I want you to go to the hallway and greet him.
Axel walks away while the other members prepare to get ready after their hot chocolates and ice lollies break.
Sora: This is the place.....Castle Oblivion.
Goofy: Whoah! It's so huge!
Sora: Let's go in! Maybe that guy can help us search our memories.
Donald and Goofy: Yeah!
The three went in and open the doors of the castle...they found themselves in a white hallway with mysterious symbols all over it.
Axel (hooded): SORA!!!
Sora: huh?
Axel: Welcome to Castle Oblivion.....

to be continued......

 

[Faruway]

Sorry for double posting.....well here's the surprise
Part Nine
Sora: Aren't you the guy who show us to this castle?
Axel: (He must be referring to Marluxia)....No, I'm not.
Sora: Hmmm....I see.
Axel: But the person you referring allow me to greet you upon your arrival in this castle.
Sora: So he is here?
Axel: Yeah.
Goofy: This castle is plain white in colour...
Axel: We need a paint job anyway...the last time it was pink in colour.
Donald: Why pink?
Axel: You don't wanna know.
Both: (sighed)
Axel: Anyway, you guys wanna search for your memories right?
Goofy: That's right! I can't seem to remember but we've been to a castle before.
Donald: Yeah.
Axel: Well, let me give you this.
Both: o_o
Axel: What?
(Axel give them a 52 standard deck cards featuring girls wearing bikinis)
Axel (embarassed): Sorry! My bad! Here....take this.
(Both Sora, Donald and Goofy look at the 52 standard deck cards featuring weapons and summons)
Axel: I'll explain later....see that door over there?
Sora: Yeah?
Axel: That door will lead to your memory....but there are Heartless inside.
Sora: So what are the cards for?
Axel: You can use this cards to battle and protect yourselves from them....once you manage to retrieve your memories, you will proceed to another door that leads to another of your memories.
Sora: So all we have to do is to retrieve our memories from each doors?
Axel: Exactly.
Sora: Come on, guys! Let's go!
Donald and Goofy: Yeah!
Axel: Use the cards wisely, Sora!
Sora: Okay!
(Axel look as Sora, Donald and Goofy went inside the door)
Marluxia: Looks like they are prepared to face us.
Axel: What's Namine doing now?
Marluxia: Drawing.
Axel: Before Sora's arrival?
Marluxia: Drawing.
Axel: Before me and Roxas left this castle?
Marluxia: Drawing.
Larxene: Marluxia, when Roxas coming back?
Marluxia: You will ruin the other whole plan, Larxene!
Axel: Other plan? What other plan?
Marluxia: Nothing. Well, Let the Battle Royale begins.

To be continued....

 

[Nugget]

YES!! i cant wait for 10!! that was awesome!! stupid namine drawing all the time!!! lol and the cards!! lol!!! great job! cant wait for eleven!!!!

 

[Faruway]

Part Ten
As Sora, Donald and Goofy went inside the door, they found themselves in a town on the other side of the room!
"Traverse Town"
Goofy: Hey, guys! Does this town looks so familiar or my mind is playing tricks on me, hyuck!
Sora: This place looks so familiar but I can't seem to.....
Donald: Sora! Look!
Sora turn and saw a guy wielding a gunblade fighting against a hordes of Heartless.
Sora: Huh?! (flashback of Sora meet Leon in Traverse Town)....LEON!!!
Leon: Sora!? What are you doing here!?
Sora: I'll explain later!
Both Sora, Donald, Goofy and Leon defeat the hordes of Shadow Heartless when Sora questioned him.
Sora: So Leon, what are you doing here?
Leon: Some hooded guy kidnap us and put us in a game called "Battle Royale".
Sora: Battle Royale?
Donald and Goofy saw a few people lying on a pool of blood on the ground.
Goofy: Gawsh! What happen to all the people here? Don't tell me they.....
Leon: Oh, they're lying on a pool of raspberry juice and beer....We were having raspberry and beer break until the Heartless came.....(flashback of Leon and the people having raspberry juice and drinking beer, Leon got drunk and somewhat strip of his shirt tuntil the Heartless came and destroy all the houses)....hmmmm, kinda can't remember that......so how did you ended up here, Sora?
Sora: Well, we were searching for King Mickey, Riku and our memories until we came upon a hooded person who show us to a castle and try to help us retrieving memories back.
Leon: Hey, does this mean you remember Yuffie, Cid and Aerith?
Sora: hmmmm.....
Leon look at Sora and wait for his answer.
Sora: Nope.
Leon: -_-''
Just then Axel came by out of nowhere.
Axel (hooded): Well..well...you retrieve your first memory. I gotta hand it to you, dude...you're good.
Later, somewhere in a room.....Vexen, Lexaeus and Zexion are discussing about something after their hot chocolates and ice lollies break.
Vexen: It seems that the Battle Royale is going unsuccessful.
Lexaeus: Axel, Marluxia and Larxene seems prepared to face the Keyblade Master.
Zexion: Yes.
Vexen and Lexaeus: HUH?!
Zexion: They are.
Vexen: Wait a minute! How come you stop giggling? I thought you always like to giggle a lot.
Zexion: Because I'm tired.

To be continued.....

 

[violent_anger]

lol, battle royale, who was on the floor?

 

[Sweet Raine]

:] hilarious!! but i kinda wanted to see more Demyx and marluxia stuff... >.>

 

[Faruway]

Battle Royale is about to begin!
Part Eleven
Sora persuade Axel to release Leon and the people while both Donald and Goofy are drinking raspberry juice.
Axel: I'm sorry but I can't allow that.
Sora: Why not?
Axel: Because you have to defeat the Heartless first.
Sora: What Heartless?
Axel: That Heartless....
Axel points while Sora turn his back and saw a giant armored Heartless.
Sora: Oh, that....uhhhh
Axel: Well, hasta la vista, amigos!
Sora: Come back here!
Leon: Sora, we've got to get out of this room!
Sora: Right!
"Guard Armor"
Donald: Let me teach this heartless a piece of cake!
Goofy: We don't have time for cake, Donald! let's go!
The Guard Armor then swing its arms in full rotation, hitting both Sora, Leon, Donald, Goofy and the people.
Young Man: We are all gonna die!
Short Guy (slapped the young man's face) Get it together, man!
Goofy: Gawsh, what are we gonna do?
Leon: Look!!
Sora looked and saw a door suddenly appears on a wall.
Goofy: It's a door!
Sora: Okay guys, let's go!
All of them started to run while the Guard Armor preparing to do its punch attack.
Goofy: Hurry up, guys!
Suddenly, the Guard Armor launched its fists towards them!
Both: WHOAA!!!!
Leon carries both Sora and Donald, start running towards the other side of the room while Goofy close the door.
Leon: Phew, we made it.
Goofy: That was close....
Just then, the door exploded and Goofy is sent flying.
Goofy: WAHOOOOIEEE!!!
Everyone start looking at the broken walls and out came the Guard Armor walking straight to them.
Short Guy: okay, for the second thought, we're really going to die!
Young Man: I told you!
Leon: No, we are not, let's beat up this hunk of junk and rescue both Yuffie, Aerith and Cid from the hooded members!
Sora: They were kidnapped!?
Leon: Yeah, come on, everyone! Let's go!
Both: Alright!
Everyone started to do their fighting pose and face to face against the Guard Armor while suddenly Marluxia who is hooded look upon them in their fighting pose, on his hand is a letter he wrote.
Marluxia: This is starting to get interesting.
On the letter he wrote ( Dear Demyx, I appreciate you for sending me a letter on how am I doing in Castle Oblivion....Well I'm fine and by the way, how is your gaying behaviour doing? )

P.S ( You really are a Gaying Melody )

to be continued......

 

[Nugget]

lol that is funny! i cant wait for the next one! ^_^

 

[Sweet Raine]

YAY marluxia/Demyx stuff!!! :]

 

[Faruway]

The Battle of The Guard Armor begins!
Part Twelve
Leon: Okay, everyone! Let's go!
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Leon and the people running towards the Guard Armor and beating each of its body parts while the hooded Marluxia looks on.
Shortster (Short Guy's name): Take that! (Attacking the left leg with his weapon, a baseball bat)
Youner (Young Man's name): Take this! (Attacking the right leg with hus weapon, a boxing gloves)
Donald: Have a taste of my powerful magic spells! (launch a firework spell onto the torso)
Goofy: Tornado comin' up!!! Hyuck! (jump and spinning around, attacking the left arm)
Leon: Prepare to be defeated by my Gun Blade! Hyahh! (striking the right arm with his Gun Blade)
Marluxia: Hmmm?
Marluxia looks on Sora as he is running towards the Guard Armor and jumped, holding the Keyblade on the air.
Sora: YAHHHHH!!!!
Guard Armor: *_*
Sora: Huh!?
The Guard Armor start to spin its arms around, hitting both Goofy, Leon and Sora while its legs start to separate from its torso, walking around and kicking both Shortster, Youner and Donald!
Goofy: WAHHHOOOIE!!!
Sora: ARGHH!!!
Leon: Hang on! (grabbed both Sora and Goofy)
Donald: This hunk of junk is too strong for magic attacks!
Shortster: I told you the boxing gloves can't beat its leg!
Youner: I knew it! WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!!
Shortster (slapped his face eight times): Get it together, man! We can defeat this Heartless!
Leon: Both of you alright?
Sora and Goofy: Yeah!
Donald: There's no way we can defeat this Heartless! It's hopeless!
Sora: There is a way!
Both: Huh?!
Marluxia (sipping his hot chocolate): Sora....this is where you will be defeated. Too bad you ain't getting all of your memories back.
Larxene (hooded): Marluxia.....
Marluxia: What is it, Larxene? Can't you see that I'm watching them fighting against the Heartless?
Larxene: But it's important.
Marluxia: Alright, what is it?
Larxene (angry): I WANT ROXAS NOW!!!!
Her voice can be heard throughout the whole places of Castle Oblivion.
Sora: Huh?
Vexen and Lexaeus: Hmmm?
Axel (drinking hot chocolate and looking at the cards featuring bikini girls): Hmmm?
Zexion: Zzzzzz.....
Marluxia (with finger on his mouth): Would you shut up!?
Larxene (angry face and sparks of her element coming out from her palms): I don't...CARE!!!!!
Sora (confused): What's going on up there?
Somewhere in the room, Namine was busy listening to a song "Passion" from Larxene's ipod while she was drawing.
Namine: Omoidaseba haruka haruka.....
Larxene (crying and ran): Hmph! Roxas...when will you come back?
Vexen: What's going on, Marluxia!?
Marluxia (roasted by Larxene's element): Uhhh.....I'm okay.....(fainted)

To be continued.......

 

[saratp]

ok one day sora got up and said the end.!.

thats my best story yet.

 

[violent_anger]

lol, bikini girls, you wouldnt ahve a copy of that deck i can have, would you?

 

[Faruway]

Part Thirteen
Sora: That's strange....I thought I heard....
Leon: Look out!
Both Sora and Leon dodge the Guard Armor punch attacks while Shortster, Youner, Donald and Goofy jumped onto the Guard Armor's torso, attacking it with their attacks and weapons.
Guard Armor: *_*
Both: Huh!?
The Guard Armor started to spin around and around, causing both Shorster, Youner, Donald and Goofy thrown back.
Sora: This Heartless is way too strong than the first one we encountered in Traverse t
Leon: Even my Gun Blade can't slash its torso.
Sora: Wait, I have an idea!
Donald: An idea?
Leon: That's crazy.....crazy enough it just might work!
The Guard Armor then prepare to launch its punch attacks while Sora, Donald, Goofy, Leon and the people on the front, preparing to attack.
Sora: Everyone! Attack at the same time!
Everyone starts to attacked the torso at the same time with their weapons, followed by Sora jumping in the air with his Keyblade.
Sora: Let's finish this!
SLASH!!!!
Guard Armor: .......
Sora: .......
Donald and Goofy: ???
8 hours later....
Donald and Goofy played checkers, Leon leaning against the wall while Shorster and Youner are in a blurry face, looking at Sora and the Guard Armor.
Shorster: It's been 8 hours.....
Youner (stomach grumbling): This is boring.
Just then, the Guard Armor collapse and all of its body parts scattered throughout the floor.
Leon: He did it!
Shortster and Youner: Alright!
Goofy and Donald: Way to go, Sora!
Sora: .......
Leon: Sora?
Goofy: Are you okay, Sora?
Leon, Donald, Goofy and the people rush to Sora to see how he is.
Sora: ZZZZZZZZ......
Leon and the others fell and bumped with sweat drips from their head
Donald: Well, at least we won.
Marluxia: Don't be so sure.
Goofy: Look!
Both (look up): Huh?
Leon: Omaiwa!!! The hooded guy!
Sora suddenly woke up and look around.
Goofy: Sora, you're awake!
Sora: Wa...wa...what's going on? Did I miss anything?
Marluxia: Erabareshi Keyblado.....
Sora: That voice! (looks up)
Marluxia: We meet again.
Sora: It's you! I recognize your voice! The one who give us the namecard!
Later, Axel was somehow disappointed about something else.
Axel: Roxas.....are you really sure that you wanted to combine with Sora?
As Axel was thinking, he heard a conversation of Vexen, Lexaeus and Zexion saying about something.
Vexen: Marluxia seems to care only for himself and he was happy that Xemnas chose him to become the lord of this castle. He's too much!
Lexaeus: Wait....you saying we are going to overthrow Marluxia from being the lord of this castle?
Vexen: Of course, also Sora has to find out that he isn't complete.
Zexion: "giggles"
Vexen: Would you stop that?!
Axel (thinking): Those traitors! They try to overthrow Marluxia, and my best friend.....I won't let this happen...I won't!! I must report this to Marluxia!
Sora: What do you want?
Marluxia unhooded himself and smiled on Sora
Goofy: He is a girl!?
Marluxia: Please don't call me that....I hate it when someone call me that....(thinking about Demyx aka Nocturnal Melody aka Gaying Melody)
Goofy: Oh....sorry.
Marluxia: That's oka....what am I talking about?!
Sora: Anyway, what do you want?
Marluxia: Well, do you know that you guys "really" defeat that Heartess?
Sora: Of course, we defeat it.....
As Sora decided to point towards the Guard Armor, it stood up and changes into a new type of Heartless, The Opposite Armor.
"Opposite Armor"
Shorster: Okay....WE"RE GONNA DIE!!!!
Youner: HELP US!!!
Leon: No good....
Sora (smile with sweat drip): hehe....
Marluxia: Opposite Armor! Attack!

To be continued......

 

[violent_anger]

in another part of the castle...

riku: cool, im in traverse town
gard armour shows up
riku: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
riku blindly attacks guard armour
guard armour: x_x
riku: well that was easy

 

[Soraox]

i wonder what Larxene will do when she meets Sora?