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holy crap that was funny!
sorry for double posting
DARK_RIKU3000 said:
holy crap that was funny!
sorry for double posting
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Re: *post All Your Funny Made Up Kingdom Hearts Stories *here*
part4
riku:i am dying ,....uhhh.
sora:what eva
kairi:next time you hit talk or even scatch sora .YOU WILL DIE
riku:i don't see why you like him so much.
sora :she likes my bod
kairi:who says i like him ..hmph*blush*
rku:it written all over your face
sora:who says she likes me*blush*(turns back into a baby to hide his emotions)
riku :so if you don't like .go out on a date with me
kairi:that will not even happen in your dreams
riku :come on .you know you like meh bod
kairi:sora's bod is better than yours
sora :yyyyeeaahh......you really think so
riku :you guys are so imature ....i didn'y mean that
sora :i am not imature (starts crying)
kairi:me and him are going to move .you know how to cook macn cheese
sora sneaks to make macn cheese
......boooooommmm
part4
riku:i am dying ,....uhhh.
sora:what eva
kairi:next time you hit talk or even scatch sora .YOU WILL DIE
riku:i don't see why you like him so much.
sora :she likes my bod
kairi:who says i like him ..hmph*blush*
rku:it written all over your face
sora:who says she likes me*blush*(turns back into a baby to hide his emotions)
riku :so if you don't like .go out on a date with me
kairi:that will not even happen in your dreams
riku :come on .you know you like meh bod
kairi:sora's bod is better than yours
sora :yyyyeeaahh......you really think so
riku :you guys are so imature ....i didn'y mean that
sora :i am not imature (starts crying)
kairi:me and him are going to move .you know how to cook macn cheese
sora sneaks to make macn cheese
......boooooommmm
Re: *post All Your Funny Made Up Kingdom Hearts Stories *here*
hahaha
soraxkairilover said:
hahaha
soraxkairilover said:
i what?
here one of mine
Sora: hey Roxas want have battle
Roxas: ok
They start battling
and hour l8ter Sora is about hit and lose when
Sora: hey Roxas is that Namine over there with Riku
Roxas: what!
Roxas looks behind him
Sora hits him and wins
Then Namine comes
Namine: How dare u hue=rt my Roxas
Namine pickes Roxas keyblades and beats Sora to a plup.
Then Kairi comes
Kairi: how dare you beat up my Sora
Kairi picks up Sora's keyblade
few mins. l8ter Sora and Roxas wake up and they both
Sora and Roxas: ooooooo cat fight
Sora:hey Roxas want some popcorn
Roxas: ok
3 hours l8ter
kairi and namine are still fighting we'll r Sora and Roxas are drooling while watching them
the end
well what do u think and I'm ok if u say its bad because i think its a little bad
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Alright! Here it is!
Part Four
The members of the Ju-san Kikan prepare to depart as Xemnas walk to a room where DiZ waits for him.....
DiZ: How's everything?
Xemnas: Fine, DiZ....Roxas make his decision by going to Marluxia's group.....
DiZ: I see....everything is going according to plan....by the way?
Xemnas: Yes, DiZ...wat is it?
DiZ: Can you bring me a cup of hot chocolate and an ice lolly?
Xemnas:...........
Xigbar: I can't believe you all get cooler weapons and a cool codename while I can't....
Luxord: Royal Flush, Four Aces, Full House....and wat else?
Xaldin: Your No.1 head?
Demyx: Looks like we won't be able to see each other again, Marluxia!
Marluxia: I won't be seeing you either, Gaying Melody!
Demyx: What did you say?!
Saix: (sighed)
Demyx and Marluxia battle out by attacking with their weapons while Zexion is still giggling like an idiot
Zexion: "giggles"
Vexen: Lexaeus, can you shut Zexion up....he's scaring me.....
Lexaeus: Take care of yourself, coward!
Axel: Larxene....can't you stop bothering him....he is kind of shy.....
Larxene (keep touching Roxas face): Come on, Roxas.....why don't we get naughty? hmmmm?
Roxas: (blushes) uhhh......
Axel: Hey, Roxas....by the way? why did you choose our group anyway?
Roxas: I don't know....but I like you, Axel cause I heard you are the bravest member of the Ju-san Kikan!
Axel: REALLY!? Who say so?
Roxas: Xemnas.
Xemnas: I didn't say that! Did I?
Axel: Alright, looks like we will be best friends, huh?
Roxas: Yeah!
Xemnas: Alright! Let's depart for.....
DiZ: Xemnas!!!! I told you not to give me melted ice lolly and cold chocolate!
Xemnas:......
The two groups then departed from The World That Never Was while suddenly at the fields, Sora and his friend came to a stop.....
To be continued....
Part Four
The members of the Ju-san Kikan prepare to depart as Xemnas walk to a room where DiZ waits for him.....
DiZ: How's everything?
Xemnas: Fine, DiZ....Roxas make his decision by going to Marluxia's group.....
DiZ: I see....everything is going according to plan....by the way?
Xemnas: Yes, DiZ...wat is it?
DiZ: Can you bring me a cup of hot chocolate and an ice lolly?
Xemnas:...........
Xigbar: I can't believe you all get cooler weapons and a cool codename while I can't....
Luxord: Royal Flush, Four Aces, Full House....and wat else?
Xaldin: Your No.1 head?
Demyx: Looks like we won't be able to see each other again, Marluxia!
Marluxia: I won't be seeing you either, Gaying Melody!
Demyx: What did you say?!
Saix: (sighed)
Demyx and Marluxia battle out by attacking with their weapons while Zexion is still giggling like an idiot
Zexion: "giggles"
Vexen: Lexaeus, can you shut Zexion up....he's scaring me.....
Lexaeus: Take care of yourself, coward!
Axel: Larxene....can't you stop bothering him....he is kind of shy.....
Larxene (keep touching Roxas face): Come on, Roxas.....why don't we get naughty? hmmmm?
Roxas: (blushes) uhhh......
Axel: Hey, Roxas....by the way? why did you choose our group anyway?
Roxas: I don't know....but I like you, Axel cause I heard you are the bravest member of the Ju-san Kikan!
Axel: REALLY!? Who say so?
Roxas: Xemnas.
Xemnas: I didn't say that! Did I?
Axel: Alright, looks like we will be best friends, huh?
Roxas: Yeah!
Xemnas: Alright! Let's depart for.....
DiZ: Xemnas!!!! I told you not to give me melted ice lolly and cold chocolate!
Xemnas:......
The two groups then departed from The World That Never Was while suddenly at the fields, Sora and his friend came to a stop.....
To be continued....
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yay! hooray for part 4! now for part 5!
*waits for part 5*
*waits for part 5*
Part Five
Goofy: Now that the door to the darkness, Kingdom Hearts is sealed.....what are we going to do?
Sora: I don't know....maybe we should look for Riku and King Mickey.
Donald: but how?
Sora: uhhhh.....
Goofy: hmmmm......
The three sighed when suddenly they spotted Pluto.....
Goofy: Well what do you know, its Pluto! where have you been?
Then they spotted Pluto is holding a taco on his mouth
The three of them: TACO........
Pluto ran away
Sora (crazy bout taco): CATCH THAT MONGREL!!!!
The three ran as fast as they can until they reached a cross road and they couldn't find Pluto anywhere
Sora: man....that dog sure can ran fast and a cross road.....this is getting way to tiring
Goofy: Why don't we sleep here for the night, huh?
Sora: Good idea, Goofy...we wake up tomorrow morning....
Goofy and Donald: zzzzzzz....
Donald: zzzzz.....you're touching my butt....goofff....y..."SLAP"
Goofy: WHOAAHOHOHOHO!!! uh...zzzzzzzz
Sora: A cross road...which should I take?
Marluxia (hooded): Well, if it isn't the keyblade master....
Sora: WHO ARE YOU!?
Marluxia: Well.....I am your father.....huff......huff.....
Sora: ahahaha...hahaha....look at me im laughing right now.....
Marluxia: Damn it! Why can't i tell good jokes!?
Sora: Because you are a loser!?
Marluxia: I AM NOT A LO......huh...wats that? (a flashback appears in Marluxia's mind where Larxene take off her clothes and Marluxia smile then the scene change to Roxas laugh while holding a keyblade and struck Marluxia with his weapon)
Marluxia: NOOOOOOOOOOO.........
Sora: uh...you okay?
Marluxia: huh!? uh yeah by the way......you wanna search for ur memories but you have to lose something dear....
Sora: How did you know that i was searching for my memories!?
Marluxia: Oh would you look at that I gotta go to Castle Oblivion.....See ya!!! oh and here is my card....
Sora: huh?
(Castle Oblivion, where all your memories can be find....left junction of the crossroad to the darkness.....call at 1313131313)
Sora: 13? who is that guy?
to be continued....
Goofy: Now that the door to the darkness, Kingdom Hearts is sealed.....what are we going to do?
Sora: I don't know....maybe we should look for Riku and King Mickey.
Donald: but how?
Sora: uhhhh.....
Goofy: hmmmm......
The three sighed when suddenly they spotted Pluto.....
Goofy: Well what do you know, its Pluto! where have you been?
Then they spotted Pluto is holding a taco on his mouth
The three of them: TACO........
Pluto ran away
Sora (crazy bout taco): CATCH THAT MONGREL!!!!
The three ran as fast as they can until they reached a cross road and they couldn't find Pluto anywhere
Sora: man....that dog sure can ran fast and a cross road.....this is getting way to tiring
Goofy: Why don't we sleep here for the night, huh?
Sora: Good idea, Goofy...we wake up tomorrow morning....
Goofy and Donald: zzzzzzz....
Donald: zzzzz.....you're touching my butt....goofff....y..."SLAP"
Goofy: WHOAAHOHOHOHO!!! uh...zzzzzzzz
Sora: A cross road...which should I take?
Marluxia (hooded): Well, if it isn't the keyblade master....
Sora: WHO ARE YOU!?
Marluxia: Well.....I am your father.....huff......huff.....
Sora: ahahaha...hahaha....look at me im laughing right now.....
Marluxia: Damn it! Why can't i tell good jokes!?
Sora: Because you are a loser!?
Marluxia: I AM NOT A LO......huh...wats that? (a flashback appears in Marluxia's mind where Larxene take off her clothes and Marluxia smile then the scene change to Roxas laugh while holding a keyblade and struck Marluxia with his weapon)
Marluxia: NOOOOOOOOOOO.........
Sora: uh...you okay?
Marluxia: huh!? uh yeah by the way......you wanna search for ur memories but you have to lose something dear....
Sora: How did you know that i was searching for my memories!?
Marluxia: Oh would you look at that I gotta go to Castle Oblivion.....See ya!!! oh and here is my card....
Sora: huh?
(Castle Oblivion, where all your memories can be find....left junction of the crossroad to the darkness.....call at 1313131313)
Sora: 13? who is that guy?
to be continued....
lol, i like the phone number, so easy to remember
woot! i love it! that is funny! i love that flashback part...lol that was funny!
lol, if he did, i'd buy it! the first one would be title: "How the XIII Organization Came To Be"...U try thinking up of a funny name =|
It's here!
Part Six
Castle Oblivion, the castle where lost memories can be found, ice lollies and hot chocolates are served....
The group of members at Castle Oblivion: Marluxia, Axel, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Larxene and Roxas
Marluxia: I'm back everyone!
Vexen: It's been a while.....we've been waiting 8 hrs for you to came back and settle our hot chocolates and ice lollies, Marluxia! I also try to research on the ingredients you do on the hot chocolate!
Lexaeus: Yeah! I like hot chocolate and I can't stop drinking it.
Marluxia: Can't you guys wait for a while? I met the Keyblade Master and he is about to come here!
Vexen: It's about time!
Zexion: "giggles"
Marluxia: By the way, I tell a joke on the Keyblade Master and he says its not funny. Is my joke that bad?
Vexen: Of course not!
Lexaeus: You' re the best comedian member of the Ju-san Kikan, Marluxia!
Marluxia: Really? You're sure? Yes, I will prove the Keyblade Master that my jokes can make people laugh their hearts out!
Vexen turn to Lexaeus: "cough wannabe cough"
Lexaeus: oh....okay!
Somewhere in a room, Axel and Roxas are busy drinking hot chocolate and eating ice lollies.
Axel: You know what, Roxas? Maybe we can fight together against the Heartless and prove that we Nobodies are the superiors of the worlds!
Roxas: Yeah!
Axel and Roxas do the Alex Louis Armstrong pose with fireworks sparkes around them.
Larxene: Hey, Axel. May I speak with Roxas alone?
Axel: Sure, Larxene! (drinking his hot chocolate)
Larxene pull Roxas and take him to a room
Roxas: uhh......Larxene.....wat's up?
Larxene: Roxas......it seems we're alone.....
Roxas: yeah?
Larxene: And no one is here but us......
Roxas: uh huh?
Larxene: So let's get naughty, shall we?
Larxene touch Roxas' body and Roxas blushed
Roxas (blushed): uhhhh.....
Back at the room
All the members spitted out their hot chocolate
Axel: I decided to take Roxas to The World That Never Was
Marluxia: You can't be serious! You know the plans that Xemnas told us to stay in this castle till the Keyblade Master arrives.
Axel: But Xemnas sent me this letter.
Marluxia: What?
The letter says ( Axel, bring Roxas and you too....only you and Roxas....no more.....no less.....I just want to talk to him.....not you......to the World That Never Was, understand? )
frm The Superior, Xemnas
P.S frm Demyx ( Marluxia, you're a flower pansy >:3)
To be continued.......
Part Six
Castle Oblivion, the castle where lost memories can be found, ice lollies and hot chocolates are served....
The group of members at Castle Oblivion: Marluxia, Axel, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Larxene and Roxas
Marluxia: I'm back everyone!
Vexen: It's been a while.....we've been waiting 8 hrs for you to came back and settle our hot chocolates and ice lollies, Marluxia! I also try to research on the ingredients you do on the hot chocolate!
Lexaeus: Yeah! I like hot chocolate and I can't stop drinking it.
Marluxia: Can't you guys wait for a while? I met the Keyblade Master and he is about to come here!
Vexen: It's about time!
Zexion: "giggles"
Marluxia: By the way, I tell a joke on the Keyblade Master and he says its not funny. Is my joke that bad?
Vexen: Of course not!
Lexaeus: You' re the best comedian member of the Ju-san Kikan, Marluxia!
Marluxia: Really? You're sure? Yes, I will prove the Keyblade Master that my jokes can make people laugh their hearts out!
Vexen turn to Lexaeus: "cough wannabe cough"
Lexaeus: oh....okay!
Somewhere in a room, Axel and Roxas are busy drinking hot chocolate and eating ice lollies.
Axel: You know what, Roxas? Maybe we can fight together against the Heartless and prove that we Nobodies are the superiors of the worlds!
Roxas: Yeah!
Axel and Roxas do the Alex Louis Armstrong pose with fireworks sparkes around them.
Larxene: Hey, Axel. May I speak with Roxas alone?
Axel: Sure, Larxene! (drinking his hot chocolate)
Larxene pull Roxas and take him to a room
Roxas: uhh......Larxene.....wat's up?
Larxene: Roxas......it seems we're alone.....
Roxas: yeah?
Larxene: And no one is here but us......
Roxas: uh huh?
Larxene: So let's get naughty, shall we?
Larxene touch Roxas' body and Roxas blushed
Roxas (blushed): uhhhh.....
Back at the room
All the members spitted out their hot chocolate
Axel: I decided to take Roxas to The World That Never Was
Marluxia: You can't be serious! You know the plans that Xemnas told us to stay in this castle till the Keyblade Master arrives.
Axel: But Xemnas sent me this letter.
Marluxia: What?
The letter says ( Axel, bring Roxas and you too....only you and Roxas....no more.....no less.....I just want to talk to him.....not you......to the World That Never Was, understand? )
frm The Superior, Xemnas
P.S frm Demyx ( Marluxia, you're a flower pansy >:3)
To be continued.......
LOL! i like the P.S.
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how about the book of larxene?
Heres another story if yall like it ive got more
SORA: *HUMMS MUSICALLY*
RIKU: SORA what have i told you about humming the TITANIC Love Song around me or even in public its scary
SORA: At least im not someones BITCH!
RIKU:Ive told you before im getting inside info on the darkness and if anyones anyones BITCh Ansems mine!.
SORA: SURE the only info your getting is info on hes bedroom
*ANSEM APPEARS*
ANSEM: RIKU u call ?
RIKU: NO!!!
ANSEM:Oh RIKY ur so tense, lets go somewhere private and ill give u a special massage *ANSEM WINKS AT RIKU*
RIKU: NO BITCH !!!
ANSEM: Be that way dont think ur sleeping wiv me tonight u can crash on the sofa until u apoligise HUN!!
*ANSEM DISSAPEARS*
SORA: RIKY you want me to massage you *MIMMICKS SORA*
SORA: HAHAHA!!!!
RIKU: I told ya im undercover honest.
SORA: Then whats with that white stain on ur pants from?
THE END
SORA: *HUMMS MUSICALLY*
RIKU: SORA what have i told you about humming the TITANIC Love Song around me or even in public its scary
SORA: At least im not someones BITCH!
RIKU:Ive told you before im getting inside info on the darkness and if anyones anyones BITCh Ansems mine!.
SORA: SURE the only info your getting is info on hes bedroom
*ANSEM APPEARS*
ANSEM: RIKU u call ?
RIKU: NO!!!
ANSEM:Oh RIKY ur so tense, lets go somewhere private and ill give u a special massage *ANSEM WINKS AT RIKU*
RIKU: NO BITCH !!!
ANSEM: Be that way dont think ur sleeping wiv me tonight u can crash on the sofa until u apoligise HUN!!
*ANSEM DISSAPEARS*
SORA: RIKY you want me to massage you *MIMMICKS SORA*
SORA: HAHAHA!!!!
RIKU: I told ya im undercover honest.
SORA: Then whats with that white stain on ur pants from?
THE END
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