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This is excellent when is the next partXigbar said:here is mine
Part One
The World That Never Was (happens btwn KH n KH:CoM)
Xemnas gathered his 11 members on a meeting
Xigbar: I hope this meeting will be good after his visit on Hollow Bastion...
Xaldin: shusshh....the superior is speaking
Xemnas:my fellow Ju-san Kikan!!!! (Organization XIII) The reason why you are all here is that a new member is joining us.....
Vexen: A new member? I didn't see that on my upcoming meeting list!?
Lexaeus: I wonder if this new member is stronger than me?
Larxene: or is he handsome than Marluxia or Demyx?
Marluxia: Larxene!!! Did you know that Demyx is a !?
Demyx: What was that, y face!?
Marluxia: Guitar Freak!!!
Demyx: It's a Sitar, you flower pansy!
Zexion and Luxord playing cards along with each other
Xemnas look at them and shouted......
Xemnas: SILENCED!!!!!
Demyx and Marluxia stop fighting.....
Xemnas: Now, allow me to introduce the new member of the Ju-san Kikan is Roxas!!!
Roxas comes in and everyone looks
Xigbar: that's the new member!? a boy!?
Larxene: ohhh....i thought he would be more handsome...
Xigbar: hey kid, what is your weapon anyway!?
Roxas: Two Keyblades....i guess
Xigbar: Two Keyblades!? why does his weapons is cooler than mine, Xemnas!
Demyx: Yeah! Zexion doesn't even need a weapon coz he is an expert in disguising! He can even change himself into a whenever he wants!
Zexion: "giggles"
To be continue.....
Xigbar said:here is mine
Part One
The World That Never Was (happens btwn KH n KH:CoM)
Xemnas gathered his 11 members on a meeting
Xigbar: I hope this meeting will be good after his visit on Hollow Bastion...
Xaldin: shusshh....the superior is speaking
Xemnas:my fellow Ju-san Kikan!!!! (Organization XIII) The reason why you are all here is that a new member is joining us.....
Vexen: A new member? I didn't see that on my upcoming meeting list!?
Lexaeus: I wonder if this new member is stronger than me?
Larxene: or is he handsome than Marluxia or Demyx?
Marluxia: Larxene!!! Did you know that Demyx is a gay!?
Demyx: What was that, Girly face!?
Marluxia: Guitar Freak!!!
Demyx: It's a Sitar, you flower pansy!
Zexion and Luxord playing cards along with each other
Xemnas look at them and shouted......
Xemnas: SILENCED!!!!!
Demyx and Marluxia stop fighting.....
Xemnas: Now, allow me to introduce the new member of the Ju-san Kikan is Roxas!!!
Roxas comes in and everyone looks
Xigbar: that's the new member!? a boy!?
Larxene: ohhh....i thought he would be more handsome...
Xigbar: hey kid, what is your weapon anyway!?
Roxas: Two Keyblades....i guess
Xigbar: Two Keyblades!? why does his weapons is cooler than mine, Xemnas!
Demyx: Yeah! Zexion doesn't even need a weapon coz he is an expert in disguising! He can even change himself into a girl whenever he wants!
Zexion: "giggles"
To be continue.....
Xigbar said:Part Two
Marluxia: Hey, Demyx! How are you gonna attack with your "Sitar"....oh wait....play some songs for the Keyblade Master till death?
Demyx: You scythe wielding girlish face!
Xigbar: Why can't I have cooler weapons? Why did Luxord get all the big cards while I can't?
Luxord: Cause I'm a gambler and you're not.....
Vexen: You guys are behaving like kids....according to my research, all of your weapons are inferior to mine...heheh
Lexaeus: Oh really, Vexen? How are you gonna attack with your shield? Defend yourself? What are you, a coward?
Saix: (sighed)
Axel: Hey, Larxene.....aren't you complaining about your kunais?
Larxene: This kunais are perfect for a girl like me....ahahahaha!
Xaldin: Thos kunais are way better for a sadistic hag like you, Larxene!
Larxene: What did you say!? (attacked with her kunais but Xaldin defend it with his naginatas)
All the other members fighting with each other while Zexion giggles continuously and laugh his heart out!
Xemnas: STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
All the members stopped fighting and Zexion stop laughing...
Xemnas: Now that Roxas is here I wanted to separate ourselves into two groups.......Xigbar, Xaldin, Saix, Demyx and Luxord will join me while Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Axel and Larxene will join with Marluxia.
Marluxia: Wait, Xemnas.....do you mean that.....
Xemnas: Yes....you will be the lord of Castle Oblivion for the time being....now Roxas, you can choose which one of the two groups you wanted to join since you are a new member of the Ju-san Kikan...so what will it be?
Roxas: hmmmm...uhhhhh
8 hrs later
All the members fallen asleep
Xemnas (with droopy eyes): Have you made your decision?
Roxas: uhhh.....
Xigbar: WHY DOES IT TAKE 8 HRS FOR YOU TO CHOOSE WHICH GROUP YOU WANNA.....
Roxas: Axel....
All the members: WHATTT???!!!!
Axel: wh....i mean YES!!!!
to be continued.....