Its okay soul. xD Youre the only other here that posted.
Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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Nice chappy 
Riku has been in jail for a pretty long time
Riku has been in jail for a pretty long timeKingGabriel_VXI said:
Forgiveness makes the world go round =D
Post soon!!
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XDXDXD ahahahahahahaha.......................post more, more like that Rin XD lolroflmao! awww.................Akira is sooo cute! she rolled! XD
Yeah! Rin is funny XD...does everyone in Traverse Town know about the portal? or is it only "The Destiny Islands Gang" that knows? XD
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I FOUND A BUG! That's soooooooooooo cute!
Hey, thanks for the Lemon Alert, Gabe. I'll know what to skip... YESH, FOR ALL OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW, I'M A LITTLE BABY THAT CAN'T STAND LEMONS! SO I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME!
Hey, thanks for the Lemon Alert, Gabe. I'll know what to skip... YESH, FOR ALL OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW, I'M A LITTLE BABY THAT CAN'T STAND LEMONS! SO I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME!
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ok, im caught up
this is soo hilariuos! Post more!!
this is soo hilariuos! Post more!!
Lol, Gabe. Thanks for the Lemon Alert. I'M JUST LIKE PICKLE!!!!!
Deal with it!
Deal with it!
The next morning, Myra gets dressed for work. Riku is already up at the jail, going push ups.
Riku: 3007, 3008, 3009, 3010, 3011! (falls on face)
Fatso: Hehe, I wish I could do that. Hehehe.
Riku: Well maybe you can. (stands up) It’s pretty easy. Come on.
Fatso climbs off the bed.
Fatso: How do I start?
Riku: First lay on your stomach.
Fatso: If I do that, I’ll roll out of here.
Riku: … Then let’s start with some sit ups.
Fatso: lays on back)
Riku: Now just sit up, man.
Fatso tries to move.
Fatso: I think I’m stuck.
Riku: mumbles) Fat ass motherf**ker- Come on, get up!
Riku grabs Fatso’s arms and tries to pull him up. Riku's veins start showing through his muscles as he tries to pull Fatso up.
Riku: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggghh!!!! (drops Fatso)
Riku drops Fatso and lays on the ground, panting.
Riku: Well I guess you’re stuck down there. (sits up)
An officer goes to the cell and knocks on it.
Officer: Riku, you’re needed in the kitchen. (opens cell) What’s wrong with him?
Riku: leaves cell) He's just exercising.
The officer takes Riku to the kitchen. At the lab...Myra is restocking the files onto her cp.
Myra: sighs) …
Boss: Hey, Myra. I heard your files disappeared.
Myra: I’m almost done refilling them.
Boss: You didn’t have to do that. I could’ve just emailed them to you. (goes to desk)
Myra: I wasted my lunch break...Rewriting this crap! FOR NOTHING!!!
She gets an email of her files from her boss.
Myra: .....
She bangs her head on her computer key pad and accidentally deletes the files again.
Myra: ...I’M SUCH AN IDIOT!
She gets an email from John saying "Are u busy tonight?"
Myra: … (“Don't let anyone take advantage of you.”)
Myra deletes the message and goes into the boss's office.
Myra: Sir! I can’t take it anymore! Everyday I come to this damned place. John flirts with me and he KNOWS I’m married, Sucy gets on my nerves and criticizes me, Juddith wont never shut the hell up, and YOU just sit around and smile! When is this stuff gonna change?!
Boss: Myra, I’m sure you can take care of it...Just sit down and relax.
Myra clenches her fist and then sits back down.
Myra sits there and waits for someone to annoy her.
Myra: taps pen on desk)
John walks over to her. RUN JOHN! RUN!
John: Hey, doll.
Myra: snaps)
Myra finally snaps and is now enraged with anger.
Myra: ...John?
She may not be yelling but she is pissed off.
John: Hmm?
Myra: I love you.
John: You do?!
Myra: Yeah, I want you to come to the restroom with me so I can show you something.
She gets up and drags him to the restroom.
Myra: Take your clothes off.
John: unbuttons shirt)
Myra: Hurry up!
She takes the cap off of her pen.
John: pulls pants off)
He takes his underwear off too. Coughteenytinycough.
Myra gets behind him.
Myra: This wont hurt a bit.
She shoves her pen up his butt hole way too far than it should go.
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Myra: Call me. (leaves)
John passes out and Myra goes back to her desk. She picks up a glue gun and looks at it.
Sucy: So, how's your little brat?
Myra: stands up) She’s fine. (puts arm around Sucy) Just fine.
Sucy: Oh-
Myra puts the glue gun up Sucy's nostrils and shoots the glue up her nose, holds her mouth closed and lets her die.
Myra: Somebody has an accident.
Myra puts Sucy back in her seat and makes it look like she just died for no reason.. Myra sits back down and kicks her feet up on the desk.
Myra: Ahhhhh.
Juddith walks over to her.
Secretary: Hi, Girlfriend! I had so much fun last night! I went to this awesome club and-
Myra: snickers) That’s pretty funny.
Secretary: But I’m not finished yet-
Myra: stands up) I think you are.
Secretary: You’re acting really weird.
Myra: Have I ever told u that I’m gay? (picks up a stapler)
Secretary: gasps) Me too. I never told anyone but-
Myra: Close your eyes.
Juddith closes her eyes and puckers up.
Myra: …
Myra takes the stapler and staples Juddith’s lips closed.
Juddith faintly screams.
Secretary: Mgggggggmmmmmhhgh!!!
Myra: I’m a good kisser, huh? (pats her cheek) See ya later, baby.
Myra walks out doing that sexy model walk.
Secretary: MMMMPH! (runs to tell boss)
Myra walks into a store and gets some sticks of dynamite.
Cashier: Uhhhh, you have to pay for those!
Myra: grabs a liter and walks out)
She lights a couple and tosses them into the lab and 3,2.....1! The whole place blows up before Myra's eyes.
Myra: That felt good.... (walks off)
People start running around screaming and Myra is just sitting there calmly walking. Myra is still enraged.
People continue screaming and running around. Tyra calls Myra on her cell phone.
Myra: answers phone) What?
Tyra: Akira won’t stop screaming for chocolate milk! (puts Akira on the phone)
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
Myra: Sweetie.
Akira: Sniff. Hmm?
Myra: Stop screaming. I’ll be home soon.
Akira: Yay! (drops phone)
Tyra: My cell phone!
Myra walks to the grocery store. She walks up and down a couple of isles and then grabs some chocolate milk off the shelf. The price reads $1.29. Myra takes it to the counter.
Cashier: How are you today, ma'am? (rings up milk)
Myra: I’m fine.
Cashier: .... 1.39, ma’am.
Myra gives her a dollar and four dimes.
Cashier: Thank you, come again. (puts it in cash register)
Myra: ...-
Cashier: ...-
Myra: ...-
Cashier: Have a nice day!
Myra: gets milk)
Cashier: clears throat) That’s all for ya, right?
Myra: ...You owe me a penny.
Cashier: But...It’s only a penny.
Myra: But its mine.
Cashier: ...But you don’t need it.
Myra: I never said you could have it.
Cashier: This really isn’t a big deal, ma'am.
Myra: You’re rite...Sorry.
ENRAGED!
Myra walks toward the doorway of the grocery store and pulls out a stick of dynamite and tosses it into the store and leaves. She waits only 10 feet away from the store.
3, 2, 1! BOOOOOOOOOOM! The whole store is blown to pieces and Myra catches a penny that was blown from the store.
Myra: Thank you. (puts penny in pocket and walks off)
People scatter and scream.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAH !!!!!!
Riku: 3007, 3008, 3009, 3010, 3011! (falls on face)
Fatso: Hehe, I wish I could do that. Hehehe.
Riku: Well maybe you can. (stands up) It’s pretty easy. Come on.
Fatso climbs off the bed.
Fatso: How do I start?
Riku: First lay on your stomach.
Fatso: If I do that, I’ll roll out of here.
Riku: … Then let’s start with some sit ups.
Fatso: lays on back)
Riku: Now just sit up, man.
Fatso tries to move.
Fatso: I think I’m stuck.
Riku: mumbles) Fat ass motherf**ker- Come on, get up!
Riku grabs Fatso’s arms and tries to pull him up. Riku's veins start showing through his muscles as he tries to pull Fatso up.
Riku: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggghh!!!! (drops Fatso)
Riku drops Fatso and lays on the ground, panting.
Riku: Well I guess you’re stuck down there. (sits up)
An officer goes to the cell and knocks on it.
Officer: Riku, you’re needed in the kitchen. (opens cell) What’s wrong with him?
Riku: leaves cell) He's just exercising.
The officer takes Riku to the kitchen. At the lab...Myra is restocking the files onto her cp.
Myra: sighs) …
Boss: Hey, Myra. I heard your files disappeared.
Myra: I’m almost done refilling them.
Boss: You didn’t have to do that. I could’ve just emailed them to you. (goes to desk)
Myra: I wasted my lunch break...Rewriting this crap! FOR NOTHING!!!
She gets an email of her files from her boss.
Myra: .....
She bangs her head on her computer key pad and accidentally deletes the files again.
Myra: ...I’M SUCH AN IDIOT!
She gets an email from John saying "Are u busy tonight?"
Myra: … (“Don't let anyone take advantage of you.”)
Myra deletes the message and goes into the boss's office.
Myra: Sir! I can’t take it anymore! Everyday I come to this damned place. John flirts with me and he KNOWS I’m married, Sucy gets on my nerves and criticizes me, Juddith wont never shut the hell up, and YOU just sit around and smile! When is this stuff gonna change?!
Boss: Myra, I’m sure you can take care of it...Just sit down and relax.
Myra clenches her fist and then sits back down.
Myra sits there and waits for someone to annoy her.
Myra: taps pen on desk)
John walks over to her. RUN JOHN! RUN!
John: Hey, doll.
Myra: snaps)
Myra finally snaps and is now enraged with anger.
Myra: ...John?
She may not be yelling but she is pissed off.
John: Hmm?
Myra: I love you.
John: You do?!
Myra: Yeah, I want you to come to the restroom with me so I can show you something.
She gets up and drags him to the restroom.
Myra: Take your clothes off.
John: unbuttons shirt)
Myra: Hurry up!
She takes the cap off of her pen.
John: pulls pants off)
He takes his underwear off too. Coughteenytinycough.
Myra gets behind him.
Myra: This wont hurt a bit.
She shoves her pen up his butt hole way too far than it should go.
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Myra: Call me. (leaves)
John passes out and Myra goes back to her desk. She picks up a glue gun and looks at it.
Sucy: So, how's your little brat?
Myra: stands up) She’s fine. (puts arm around Sucy) Just fine.
Sucy: Oh-
Myra puts the glue gun up Sucy's nostrils and shoots the glue up her nose, holds her mouth closed and lets her die.
Myra: Somebody has an accident.
Myra puts Sucy back in her seat and makes it look like she just died for no reason.. Myra sits back down and kicks her feet up on the desk.
Myra: Ahhhhh.
Juddith walks over to her.
Secretary: Hi, Girlfriend! I had so much fun last night! I went to this awesome club and-
Myra: snickers) That’s pretty funny.
Secretary: But I’m not finished yet-
Myra: stands up) I think you are.
Secretary: You’re acting really weird.
Myra: Have I ever told u that I’m gay? (picks up a stapler)
Secretary: gasps) Me too. I never told anyone but-
Myra: Close your eyes.
Juddith closes her eyes and puckers up.
Myra: …
Myra takes the stapler and staples Juddith’s lips closed.
Juddith faintly screams.
Secretary: Mgggggggmmmmmhhgh!!!
Myra: I’m a good kisser, huh? (pats her cheek) See ya later, baby.
Myra walks out doing that sexy model walk.
Secretary: MMMMPH! (runs to tell boss)
Myra walks into a store and gets some sticks of dynamite.
Cashier: Uhhhh, you have to pay for those!
Myra: grabs a liter and walks out)
She lights a couple and tosses them into the lab and 3,2.....1! The whole place blows up before Myra's eyes.
Myra: That felt good.... (walks off)
People start running around screaming and Myra is just sitting there calmly walking. Myra is still enraged.
People continue screaming and running around. Tyra calls Myra on her cell phone.
Myra: answers phone) What?
Tyra: Akira won’t stop screaming for chocolate milk! (puts Akira on the phone)
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
Myra: Sweetie.
Akira: Sniff. Hmm?
Myra: Stop screaming. I’ll be home soon.
Akira: Yay! (drops phone)
Tyra: My cell phone!
Myra walks to the grocery store. She walks up and down a couple of isles and then grabs some chocolate milk off the shelf. The price reads $1.29. Myra takes it to the counter.
Cashier: How are you today, ma'am? (rings up milk)
Myra: I’m fine.
Cashier: .... 1.39, ma’am.
Myra gives her a dollar and four dimes.
Cashier: Thank you, come again. (puts it in cash register)
Myra: ...-
Cashier: ...-
Myra: ...-
Cashier: Have a nice day!
Myra: gets milk)
Cashier: clears throat) That’s all for ya, right?
Myra: ...You owe me a penny.
Cashier: But...It’s only a penny.
Myra: But its mine.
Cashier: ...But you don’t need it.
Myra: I never said you could have it.
Cashier: This really isn’t a big deal, ma'am.
Myra: You’re rite...Sorry.
ENRAGED!
Myra walks toward the doorway of the grocery store and pulls out a stick of dynamite and tosses it into the store and leaves. She waits only 10 feet away from the store.
3, 2, 1! BOOOOOOOOOOM! The whole store is blown to pieces and Myra catches a penny that was blown from the store.
Myra: Thank you. (puts penny in pocket and walks off)
People scatter and scream.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAH !!!!!!
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THAT WAS SO FUNNY! OH MY GOSH! THANK GOODNESS, MYRA! YOU GO GIRL! AND AKIRA IS SO CUTE!
Why doesn't Tyra just make her some Chocolate Milk?! DUH!
Why doesn't Tyra just make her some Chocolate Milk?! DUH!
Great, now Myra's going to jail too. She and Riku will be happy, but what about Akira?! I guess Tyra could take care of her, but............AKIRA!!!!!! I feel bad for you....
*gives some chocolate milk to Akira*
*gives some chocolate milk to Akira*
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Tyra can't take of a baby! I know! Maggie, Kat, me, and.. Well, not Eughey... He'd be a bad influence.
*showers Akira in chocolate milk*
Akira: Yay!
Kat: Now she's all dirty!
Maggie: *sprays LIGHTLY with hose*
Akira: I want juice!
Kat: Fine! *pours two glasses of juice*
Akira: You got more!
Kat: Nuh-uh!
Akira: Yeah-hah!
Kat: Look, they're the same kind of glass, same amount of liquid, SAME EVERYTHING!
Akira: Fine!
Maggie: *plays cards with TLP* Nice job, Kat.
TLP: Hey, where's our juice?!
Kat: ... *licks drop of juice off finger from when she was pouring it*
Akira: YOU GOT MORE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
All: -_-;;;
*showers Akira in chocolate milk*
Akira: Yay!
Kat: Now she's all dirty!
Maggie: *sprays LIGHTLY with hose*
Akira: I want juice!
Kat: Fine! *pours two glasses of juice*
Akira: You got more!
Kat: Nuh-uh!
Akira: Yeah-hah!
Kat: Look, they're the same kind of glass, same amount of liquid, SAME EVERYTHING!
Akira: Fine!
Maggie: *plays cards with TLP* Nice job, Kat.
TLP: Hey, where's our juice?!
Kat: ... *licks drop of juice off finger from when she was pouring it*
Akira: YOU GOT MORE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
All: -_-;;;
Erm so you know, Myra is NOT going to jail. She is PISSED OFF, she's loaded with dynamite, you think she'll let them take her to jail?!?! xD!!!!!!
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Oh yeah... Heh heh.... SO, IS SHE GONNA BLOW RIKU OUT OF JAIL?! IS SHE?! Akira wouldn't want to hang with us anyway. It'd be, "Awww, Akira's so cute" all the time! She'd get sick of it! It's better that we just go crazy over her from afar.
Meep! Gabe, you've turned this thing into reality! It keeps me from getting good grades in school! XD
Meep! Gabe, you've turned this thing into reality! It keeps me from getting good grades in school! XD
Okay I am FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!! I WAS JUST BROWSING THE FORUMS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS MESSAGE POPS UP "sorry the administrator has banned your IP adress" HOLY SHIZZITS IM LIKE ABOUT TO FAINT HERE! WTF! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING! I bet its my second account, but its my sister's account!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA! IM AN OUT LAW!!!! Well the point is- That proxy shit or something I did might be kicking in so if Im banned, which I will get Hilary to alert you all when that happens, if I get banned, go to this site for my fanfic. ;_;
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Page_Of_Stupidity/index.php? <-My new forum. ^.^ I know, Im advertising, but I was just banned for like two whole seconds!
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Page_Of_Stupidity/index.php? <-My new forum. ^.^ I know, Im advertising, but I was just banned for like two whole seconds!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TEH GABERZ IS BEING BANNED?! NOT COOL! AGH! I already joined your forum, heh heh...
Anyay... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I will still be your loyal fan, no matter what happens! I'M SO SAD FOR YOU!
Anyay... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I will still be your loyal fan, no matter what happens! I'M SO SAD FOR YOU!
;_; ....
Who would want to ban teh Gabey?
Ive been here for two years. I cant get banned... ;_;
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who would want to ban teh Gabey?
Ive been here for two years. I cant get banned... ;_;
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know. I hope it's just a glitch......Maybe you should pm an admin.......I'm sure it's a glitch!
I hope.
I hope.
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Yeah! You Didn't Do Anything Wrong! Jeez! Save Teh Gabe!
We should start a petition!
Or something.
Or something.
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